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Advise me on how to pwn jew pussy on JDate ITT

Moving to a new city for school. Fairly attractive bro. Will...
massive dilemma
  08/09/12
do you look jewish? do you have a jewish name? can you discu...
Flesh Hideous Crotch
  08/10/12
i don't look stereotypically jewish, but i'm sure i could pa...
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
yeah, birthright is pretty liberal. i once saw a seriously g...
Flesh Hideous Crotch
  08/10/12
sweet. can definitely spin my college friends' birthright ex...
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
you're more likely to get called out on it if you're dating ...
Flesh Hideous Crotch
  08/10/12
oh yeah, definitely. not looking to hook any of the marriage...
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
are you going to a major city with lots of jews? there aren'...
Flesh Hideous Crotch
  08/10/12
yeah, it's a big city.
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
are you a lawyer? looking for golddiggers?
Flesh Hideous Crotch
  08/10/12
i'm going to law school. did ibanking/MBB consulting after u...
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
why the hell you going to law school?
Citrine police squad legend
  08/10/12
because i think i would like to be a lawyer. i'm going to a ...
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
...
Swashbuckling lime national generalized bond
  08/10/12
nah. you jerks would get me pwnd.
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
LOL 180
Heady Meetinghouse
  08/10/12
...
Arousing Idiotic Coffee Pot Resort
  02/25/15
if i'm a gentile (but with a small amount of jewish ancestry...
Citrine police squad legend
  08/10/12
bump for more tips from my jew brehs
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
Lol. as soon as she plays Jewish geography, you'll be outed ...
provocative brunch pervert
  08/10/12
explain
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
"oh, you went to michigan for college. class of 2010? d...
Flesh Hideous Crotch
  08/10/12
meh, not too worried.
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
::shudders::
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  02/25/15
say you're half jewish
Contagious theatre
  08/10/12
yeah brother, that's the plan. moms is jewish but took dad's...
massive dilemma
  08/10/12
...
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  02/25/15
(leah farbenbaum)
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  02/25/15
Once you have establish trust, snapchat her a picture of one...
onyx hot quadroon
  02/25/15
llol
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  02/25/15
Be a doctor. A medical kind.
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  02/25/15


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Date: August 9th, 2012 11:30 PM
Author: massive dilemma

Moving to a new city for school. Fairly attractive bro. Will be in a prestigious program. Not Jewish but hear jdate is a great place to pwn sluts. Thinking of just listing myself as ethnically Jewish but non practicing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21301619)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 12:19 AM
Author: Flesh Hideous Crotch

do you look jewish? do you have a jewish name? can you discuss hillel and birthright?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302207)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:12 AM
Author: massive dilemma

i don't look stereotypically jewish, but i'm sure i could pass. don't have a jewish name. plan to just say my mother is jewish and my father is not. i think that should cover both name and looks. i had plenty of jewish friends in college so yes, i can discuss those things, but don't want to contradict the rest of my story. can bros with jewish mothers in non-practicing families even go on birthright (and get it paid for, i mean)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302659)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: Flesh Hideous Crotch

yeah, birthright is pretty liberal. i once saw a seriously ghetto black american dude walking around jerusalem in the middle of a birthright dude.

if you can pull it off, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302685)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:16 AM
Author: massive dilemma

sweet. can definitely spin my college friends' birthright experience as my own. does the rest of the story hold water (re: no jewish name, etc.)? any other tips? appreciate it man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302697)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:18 AM
Author: Flesh Hideous Crotch

you're more likely to get called out on it if you're dating girls and/or trying to fuck girls looking for marriage material guys right off the bat. if you're just trying to hit up some slutty 23 year old, she likely won't question it. if she's going out with you, it's not going to be an issue b/c she's seen your picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302724)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: massive dilemma

oh yeah, definitely. not looking to hook any of the marriage looking girls at all. i've just heard jdate attracts lots of slutty/pretty attractive girls, and i'll be moving to a brand new city so i figure why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302736)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: Flesh Hideous Crotch

are you going to a major city with lots of jews? there aren't jews if your brand new city is birmingham.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302749)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: massive dilemma

yeah, it's a big city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302753)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: Flesh Hideous Crotch

are you a lawyer? looking for golddiggers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302766)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: massive dilemma

i'm going to law school. did ibanking/MBB consulting after undergrad. i'm looking to hook up with attractive girls. i'm indifferent to whether or not they are gold diggers. i have plenty of money but i'm not looking to make it rain if that's going to be the make or break as far as whether or not she sleeps with me, if that makes any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302778)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:54 AM
Author: Citrine police squad legend

why the hell you going to law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302853)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: massive dilemma

because i think i would like to be a lawyer. i'm going to a top school that's paid for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305663)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lime national generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302703)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:17 AM
Author: massive dilemma

nah. you jerks would get me pwnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302708)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:55 AM
Author: Heady Meetinghouse

LOL 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302856)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Arousing Idiotic Coffee Pot Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27390116)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:56 AM
Author: Citrine police squad legend

if i'm a gentile (but with a small amount of jewish ancestry) on jdate, what should i say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302861)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: massive dilemma

bump for more tips from my jew brehs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305667)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: provocative brunch pervert

Lol. as soon as she plays Jewish geography, you'll be outed as a goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305700)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: massive dilemma

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305711)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Flesh Hideous Crotch

"oh, you went to michigan for college. class of 2010? do you know know shlmo rosenfeld? what about sarah goldberg? what about leah farbenbaum?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305731)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: massive dilemma

meh, not too worried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305747)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal soul-stirring friendly grandma

::shudders::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27390117)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Contagious theatre

say you're half jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305778)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: massive dilemma

yeah brother, that's the plan. moms is jewish but took dad's protestant last name, or such is my story anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305899)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lime national generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27389981)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic glittery preventive strike depressive

(leah farbenbaum)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27389988)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: onyx hot quadroon

Once you have establish trust, snapchat her a picture of one of your horns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27390115)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Diverse khaki electric furnace

llol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27390122)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: gay mind-boggling elastic band locale

Be a doctor. A medical kind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27390121)