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my fatass wife ate all the god damn oreos yet again
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Date: August 19th, 2012 2:49 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert Every week I do the grocery shopping and buy a package of oreos. I like oreos, but I do not shovel them down my throat. So a couple of days after shopping I go to have an Oreo, but they are all fucking gone. My wife blames it on the kid, but he cannot reach them. Is it too much to ask for one fucking Oreo out of the entire package? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374204) |
Date: August 19th, 2012 2:57 PM Author: Thriller trailer park women who love their husbands don't compulsively eat whole packages of oreos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374241) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 2:58 PM Author: dull property Kill yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374250) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:05 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert She eats it over the course of four days or so and I have no doubt she gives some to the kid. She tells me that I should eat them while we have them. I do not want to eat an Oreo for the sake of eating an Oreo. I want to eat an Oreo because I actually want an Oreo. She does not understand this. She was super thin when we got married and is now a hand full. I have stayed the same weight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374285) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:06 PM Author: Thriller trailer park I'm serious when I say that people overeat when they are unhappy.
Happily married women don't gain a ton of weight after getting married. It's only the unhappy ones.
How often do you guys have sex? |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:08 PM Author: salmon talking striped hyena It doesn't necessarily mean it's the marriage that's making her unhappy or that it's his fault in some way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374302) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:11 PM Author: Thriller trailer park I didn't say it's his fault.
But it should concern him that his wife in miserable, the way it would concern me of a loved one were miserable. |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: salmon talking striped hyena Lol at eating a box full of oreos ---> miserable. You're a moron. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374352) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 4:56 PM Author: domesticated reading party perhaps she's miserable because she's over weight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725249) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2012 9:22 AM Author: Sick Boistinker this is so stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21402652) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:19 PM Author: high-end mildly autistic lay boiling water This is nonsense that women believe to console themselves of their weight gain. "Oh if only he was nicer to me, I wouldn't have to eat so much!"
Hogwash. Eating, like anything else, is a matter of self-control. People that get fat either lack control or don't give a shit what they look like. |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:06 PM Author: salmon talking striped hyena It's time for the "talk" buddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374296) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:14 PM Author: cracking citrine stage cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374345) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: hateful meetinghouse AWW HELL NAW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374301) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:12 PM Author: Green alcoholic friendly grandma yarmulke PROTIP: private cookie cache (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374326) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:35 PM Author: Ungodly Brindle Abode ti,oc,tcr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375126) |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 5:31 AM Author: Rambunctious mental disorder This seemed too damn obvious. Who the hell doesn't know to hide your special treats or at least shell out a few at a time for others when you live with the cookie monster and sorts? You get your cookie fix, she's not gaining a pound every week. WIN-WIN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21378869) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:25 PM Author: Green alcoholic friendly grandma yarmulke still credited wisdom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725410) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:14 PM Author: contagious pearl azn useless brakes you sound really upset about this brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374339) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:30 PM Author: sienna charismatic travel guidebook codepig keep your oreo supply at work OR tell your wife she's getting fat OR both (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374441) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 3:31 PM Author: odious cheese-eating crackhouse ladyboy She kept them from going stale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374449) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:26 PM Author: Up-to-no-good navy center no she didnt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375069) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:32 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert I am not going to keep the oreos at work, because I generally would not want an oreo at work. Perhaps twice a week, I want an oreo or two while at home. But I never get one because she ate them all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374797) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:35 PM Author: maize passionate market Why don't you get those mini packs, keep the main stash at work and just bring one mini pack home every week? I'm sure shame will keep her from polishing then all off.
But, brother, you know shit is bad when rasqie is giving you life advice. |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:34 PM Author: dead deep hominid death wish Put them up high and behind stuff so she forgets they're there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374803) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:20 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert She is like a goddamn bloodhound. I could put them behind the refrigerator and she would find them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375032) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: Wonderful piazza lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725245) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:36 PM Author: Pea-brained Lascivious Regret speaking from exp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376276) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:35 PM Author: galvanic hunting ground Just buy two packages. Problem solved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374807) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:36 PM Author: sapphire mad-dog skullcap TMF has boxes of girlscout cookies at work that he won't share. I guess this is why. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374815) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:44 PM Author: Laughsome Violent Bawdyhouse Degenerate ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374857) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:09 PM Author: Claret heady office but what has he done with the actual girlscouts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374984) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:36 PM Author: Ungodly Brindle Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375132) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 7:46 PM Author: Razzmatazz Slimy Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375843) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:02 PM Author: Low-t Point Water Buffalo he won't share (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375922) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:36 PM Author: Pea-brained Lascivious Regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376279) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:52 PM Author: White mewling hall ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21399308) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:19 PM Author: high-end mildly autistic lay boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725379) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Claret heady office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725294) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:37 PM Author: Sexy orange toilet seat women tend to have poor self control when it comes to sugar man. it's kind of pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374823) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:48 PM Author: sapphire mad-dog skullcap How many oreos are in a box of oreos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374882) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:49 PM Author: Sexy orange toilet seat i dunno. i was picturing the oreos packages with two "sleeves" containing A LOT of oreos. I haven't had oreos in years though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374889) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:54 PM Author: sapphire mad-dog skullcap Seems like a lot of oreos. I could eat maybe 5 oreos, I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374922) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:42 PM Author: Bearded background story Lobby your city council to ban Oreos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374850) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: rebellious french chef lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374862) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 4:54 PM Author: Claret heady office i LOLed when i read this thread's title. good work OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374920) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:09 PM Author: razzle unholy address clown Sup AHWIAB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21374988) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:14 PM Author: Claret heady office Sup paulie_walnuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375001) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:16 PM Author: razzle unholy address clown Nice, except that I'm not him, but you are AHWIAB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375009) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:38 PM Author: Ungodly Brindle Abode PWN3D!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375143) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:15 PM Author: Greedy confused locale Take advantage of the fact that women have weak bodies. Place the Oreos in a cabinet and place a large boulder in front of it. Whenever you feel like an Oreo simply move the boulder out of the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375004) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:18 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert I suppose I could put them in my office safe (my weed is in there and she doesn't have the combo), but it seems really silly to have to do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375024) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 9:06 PM Author: floppy chocolate headpube it would be kind of hilarious to do that, tell her you did it, and then observe her distress. like when a puppydood reallyreallyreally wants to get after a squirrel, but there's a damn fence in the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376475) |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 5:18 AM Author: Snowy school CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21378867) |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 5:34 AM Author: Rambunctious mental disorder I got a nice laugh out of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21378870) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:17 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert I appreciate the advice. What it comes down to, however, is that I do not want to maintain a secret oreo stash hidden from the wife. I want to be able to eat an oreo once in awhile without them being gone. Although I hate to say it, if I bought two packages of oreos I am fairly certain she would eat them both before I got a single cookie. It is poor impulse control. Period.
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:27 PM Author: demanding spectacular native kitty what's her height? how much weight has she put on, and over how long? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375077) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 7:34 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert She is 5'10. I do not know her weight. Maybe 140 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375795) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 9:14 PM Author: Garnet adventurous bbw 5-10/140 is still pretty skinny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376538) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 9:39 PM Author: Trip flesh old irish cottage That's not anywhere near fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376687) |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 5:16 AM Author: Snowy school (guy dating a model) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21378865) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:30 PM Author: cerebral amber brunch fanboi Time to start threatening divorce. How air tight is your prenup? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375091) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 5:38 PM Author: Ultramarine goal in life rigpig sounds like you're on DAT 30+ Y/O WHITE SHREW MARRIAGE TIP, lil breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375141) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 7:55 PM Author: Insecure people who are hurt Here's your problem, bro: Oreoes are delicious. Buy shitty cookies next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375881) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:01 PM Author: Clear pit faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21375917) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:07 PM Author: Lemon station May I suggest placing the Oreos on top of the scale in your bathroom?
Or, put the Oreos up on a shelf, just out of her reach. Put the scale underneath the shelf and a sign on the wall that says, "Step on scale to reach Oreos."
Or, buy 10 boxes of Oreos and sarcastically ask her to make sure that the kid leaves some Oreos for you. |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:13 PM Author: galvanic hunting ground the last one seems like the credited passive aggressive response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376075) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:48 PM Author: self-centered slate associate Is she smart enough to pick up on his neg? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376357) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:10 PM Author: diverse startled jap principal's office As a fatass, here is my $0.02: you need to shame us WHILE we are eating, it is the only way. If you leave me alone with those Oreos and there is nobody there to judge me, there is no way I'm not eating half or more of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376017) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:38 PM Author: arrogant 180 national security agency Take out a helping of oreos and put them in a ziploc bag next to the pack, eat those (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376293) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:39 PM Author: chest-beating carnelian hospital Hide the oreos behind a head of lettuce, she'll never find them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376301) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:40 PM Author: ruddy hyperactive set You've clearly never had a fat wife or girlfriend. They eat healthy foods ALL THE TIME. They are always buying fresh produce and other health foods, and cooking meals with them. They also just eat a giant bag of chips or a giant bag of cookies later that day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376308) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:50 PM Author: self-centered slate associate Subject: Does she ever eat the healthy food and the giant bags of preservates at THE SAME DAMN TIME? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376365) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:57 PM Author: ruddy hyperactive set Of course. But usually the foray into health foods is part of the millionth unsuccessful attempt at dieting. And when they do not satisfy her craving, the regular eating habits resume a few hours later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376409) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:52 PM Author: demanding spectacular native kitty yup, binge eating. the food is being used as a drug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376375) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 8:53 PM Author: flickering indecent shrine round eye give her a wine enema; see if that helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376381) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:55 PM Author: Bistre bat shit crazy macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21399333) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 9:00 PM Author: demanding spectacular native kitty tell her that you will only be buying 1 box of oreos every two weeks, and you expect them to last around that long. if she complains say that it's for the family budget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376437) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 9:40 PM Author: Trip flesh old irish cottage I cannot believe you are unable to find a single effective hiding place for your oreos in your entire house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376692) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 9:42 PM Author: Dashing therapy indian lodge the bigger issue here is her weight gain and total disrespect for him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376706) |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 9:44 PM Author: Trip flesh old irish cottage If she's 5'10" and 140lb she has gained weight from skinny to slender.
Not everyone has great impulse control that's why he has to help her out by hiding them better. |
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Date: August 19th, 2012 9:48 PM Author: Dashing therapy indian lodge i suppose that's not that bad. but he makes her sound so fat if she can't help but consume an entire box of oreos. i'd like to know how old she is and how often she works out because she sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21376748) |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 5:18 AM Author: Snowy school ? if not oreos she'll binge eat something else (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21378866) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:41 PM Author: razzle unholy address clown I bought a package today because of this thread, then dumped them out on the ground in a show of solidarity with the OP. *pumps chest* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21399193) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:46 PM Author: bright stead doctorate just do hide the oreos bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21399253) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 PM Author: Khaki stage potus Cr Obvious resolution to this problem |
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Date: August 22nd, 2012 9:01 PM Author: vigorous church community account no cuckoldry accusations yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21399384) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2012 2:30 AM Author: Laughsome Violent Bawdyhouse Degenerate oh she be cravin dat dark chocolatey goodness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21634188) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2012 9:15 AM Author: honey-headed sweet tailpipe place of business Buy hydrox for a few weeks, maybe you can ween her off of the Oreos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21402629) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2012 2:29 AM Author: Bistre bat shit crazy macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#21634186) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 3:34 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert Bought a "family sized" crate of double stuff oreos on Thursday. Went to have one this afternoon and THEY WERE ALL FUCKING GONE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#26584069) |
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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:58 PM Author: rough-skinned philosopher-king wagecucks jfc 2 years of this same problem? divorce time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27693327) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Sick Boistinker don't beat her too hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#26584078) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Concupiscible henna fat ankles mad cow disease I have this same problem in my house. I have great willpower with that stuff and just want one or two at a time. Even as a kid my Halloween stash would last MONTHS and my family would steal from me.
I find that if I buy something and make clear that it's mine, or set aside a portion in a ziplock with the understanding that it's mine, it's pretty well respected. But be careful if someone asks to have "some" or "a few." Once that gate is opened they'll eat all but the last one. Just authorize a specific amount. "You can have two and that's it." |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 4:52 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert Okay, this is unacceptable. I packed my lunch today with two oreos in a plastic bag for a late afternoon snack. I just went to have them and surprise surprise SOMEONE TOOK THE OREOS OUT OF MY BAG. It was in my office mini fridge so it must have been an inside job. This must stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725230) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: maize passionate market tyvm for the faithful updates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725255) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert Pretty sure it was the kid this time. I make my lunch bag the evening before and have caught him digging in there in the past for my single fun sized kit kat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725272) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: peach rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725278) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:43 PM Author: lake chad Is your wife still fat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725526) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 6:01 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert She has never been fat. I only use the term fatass in the context of her prodigious love of oreos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725623) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: Claret heady office LOL'ed hard at the thread title for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725267) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Boyish cerise field who buys oreos & keeps them at their house? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725276) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:15 PM Author: Lilac misunderstood menage people? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725357) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 5:52 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle useless business firm how many pounds of oreos can you put away in an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725575) |
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Date: April 20th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: Vibrant tattoo get one of those bear bags that campers use to keep their food away from predators. stuff your oreos in it and hoist it over a tree branch in your backyard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#27725681) |
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Date: October 27th, 2015 7:54 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert Guess what happened when I went to get an oreo after dinner. I will give you ONE guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#29054822) |
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Date: October 27th, 2015 8:49 PM Author: stirring location she bought you more cookies!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#29055314) |
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Date: October 27th, 2015 8:51 PM Author: rusted chapel pervert NOPE! The oreo container was still in the cupboard but was empty. Bought it on Sunday and I have had ZERO cookies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2027378&forum_id=2#29055325) |
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