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Met a truly alpha orthopedic surgeon today

I went to see an orthopedic surgeon today because I've been ...
bespoke candlestick maker
  08/20/12
This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I ...
Nubile Indirect Expression
  08/20/12
lulz
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  10/17/12
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1834190&mc=41&am...
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  12/26/12
LOL
Exhilarant national security agency
  02/25/13
"I'm Doctor Meyer" subtle jew trolling
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  08/20/12
Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the referenc...
Stubborn internet-worthy step-uncle's house
  10/17/12
(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)
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  03/24/15
lol 180
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  08/20/12
180, please poast moar
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  08/20/12
More please
Plum resort
  08/20/12
This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.
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  08/20/12
go kill yourself you uptight faggot
Vigorous Police Squad
  08/20/12
LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get l...
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i dont think you get it
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lol 180, keep this flame up.
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  10/17/12
lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"
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  10/17/12
my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP
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"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduc...
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  01/10/13
Outfuckingstanding
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His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.
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180
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I about lost my shit at last two paras
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the kid would tape his report card with all his A's in chem/...
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where did this guy do his ug and med?
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Changing my email signature to this.
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did we ever find out how this ended
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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: bespoke candlestick maker

I went to see an orthopedic surgeon today because I've been having a lot of issues with my shoulder. First of all, this guy's office is fucking tight. I don't know art, but there's like a picasso or a rembrant or a pollock or some shit hanging right behind the reception area. The receptionist is a perfect ten; dark red hair, green eyes, big tits. I'm sitting there, filling out my forms, checking off high blood pressure, anxiety and the likes when I hear my name called by a sweet voice. I look up to see a blond Miranda Kerr wearing a tight little nurses dress beckoning. I say, "thank you, nurse" and she giggles, "I'm a doctor, actually. I'm doing my residency."

We enter the exam room and she tells me to take my shirt off. My nipples are rock fucking hard right now but I do it anyway, fuck it. She tells me to wait and I do.

The door opens and the doctor walks in. He's 6'6" 225, brown hair with a little bit of grey at the sides, crystal blue eyes and a face that looks like it was carved out of bronze by davinci or michaelangelo or whoever the fuck carved the David. No homo, but when he introduced himself, the bass of his voice resonated through the floor, up my legs, into my abdominals...

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

He examined my shoulder, lifting me gracefully and easily, holding me like a child, flexing and push and pulling. I became hard. It wasn't visible yet, but Dr. Meyer seemed able to smell it. "Someone's in heat," he grinned.

I followed him into the next room. He wanted to see what I could do, he said. In front of me was a military press, he started stacking 45lb plates. 1 and 2, then 3 and 4. "Give it a go." I couldn't even lift the bar an inch. Let me show you, he said. His chest heaved and and the weight was overheat. He looked at me, smiled, winked, and did 25 reps. I'm straight as an arrow, but watching that alpha doctor grin and grunt had me rock hard.

(to be continued...)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382917)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: Nubile Indirect Expression

This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I think I am done with this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382969)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood potus queen of the night

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813003)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: maniacal stain

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1834190&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317986)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant national security agency

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709263)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: Bipolar carnelian bawdyhouse

"I'm Doctor Meyer"

subtle jew trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383008)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Stubborn internet-worthy step-uncle's house

Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the reference to Johnsmeyer worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813284)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Primrose drunken orchestra pit

(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: Stimulating scourge upon the earth office

ortho is the frattiest most alpha medical specialty not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383018)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Low-t sepia sanctuary fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326108)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: costumed ivory party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548009)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling internal respiration

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383019)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Vigorous Police Squad

180, please poast moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383137)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Plum resort

More please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383143)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: garnet masturbator site

This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383146)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Police Squad

go kill yourself you uptight faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383149)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: garnet masturbator site

LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get laughed off this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383155)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood potus queen of the night

i dont think you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812996)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Lascivious Navy Address

I think this is supposed to be the deranged fantasy of your typical XO poas.

It's not well done, but I can see where it's coming from.

The chad raping the bowl haircut chink at the gym was a far more immersive read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326323)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: Impressive Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: duck-like mood sex offender

lol 180, keep this flame up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383184)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:13 AM
Author: bespoke candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21441798)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:03 PM
Author: Vigorous Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812956)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: Misunderstood potus queen of the night

lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812978)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: bossy fanboi

my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813015)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Misunderstood potus queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813260)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Histrionic olive pit cuckoldry

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

180 tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813304)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Vigorous Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317886)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: Thriller godawful water buffalo cruise ship

lol moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317951)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: bespoke candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22407819)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Charismatic School

Outfuckingstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528063)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly naked ratface

His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528078)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:13 PM
Author: Clear Locale Associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709202)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: bespoke candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673554)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Clear Locale Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22710112)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Misunderstood potus queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895292)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: Misunderstood potus queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895316)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:20 AM
Author: buff ticket booth gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: Spruce Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321903)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: contagious area cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673580)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: pearly wonderful codepig double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#25865747)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Milky Splenetic Roommate Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#26816942)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Low-t sepia sanctuary fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326037)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: chocolate corn cake box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326047)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: carmine state

I knew this kid as an UG. He may look like kind of a middle aged geek now, but when the kid was young, he had some pretty 180 alpha characteristics.

http://www.drchristo.com/dr-john-j-christoforetti-sports-medicine-specialist.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326080)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: umber electric hominid shrine

I about lost my shit at last two paras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326099)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: carmine state

the kid would tape his report card with all his A's in chem/physics/calc on the outside of his dorm door so everyone could see.

he claimed he held various black belts in martial arts, which I thought was bullshit, but then he entered the rec boxing tournament and won Bengal Bouts at middleweight in front of the whole school, stepping out to the Rocky theme. Prior to this, I had voiced my opinion among several common acquaintances as to this certain girl who I believed was the most classy and attractive on campus. A few weeks after that, he showed up at our formal with her as a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326222)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: indecent factory reset button

where did this guy do his ug and med?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326383)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Low-t sepia sanctuary fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27333158)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: orchid mind-boggling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391143)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: brass sticky kitty cat location

Lol'ing uncontrollably right now, how did I miss this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391314)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Low-t sepia sanctuary fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391331)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:39 PM
Author: orchid mind-boggling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548025)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Low-t sepia sanctuary fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548043)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: orchid mind-boggling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687796)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Tantric Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687812)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded coldplay fan stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687829)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: french sinister people who are hurt principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687871)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring 180 institution goyim

Changing my email signature to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687849)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Chrome range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687885)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Bisexual Station

did we ever find out how this ended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687933)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Primrose drunken orchestra pit

OP is an example of content initially panned by xo critics (see the first few responses), but which really stood the test of time as something brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687954)



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Date: April 4th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: haunting prole brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#32992357)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: razzle idiot



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Dashing Athletic Conference



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: pontificating amethyst base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36864203)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Clear Locale Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107122)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: pink corner

Where update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107248)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: glittery field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562001)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: pink corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562008)