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Met a truly alpha orthopedic surgeon today

I went to see an orthopedic surgeon today because I've been ...
sexy wrinkle elastic band
  08/20/12
This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I ...
flatulent wild state
  08/20/12
lulz
bateful boiling water gas station
  10/17/12
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1834190&mc=41&am...
Big-titted theater stage
  12/26/12
LOL
Grizzly temple blood rage
  02/25/13
"I'm Doctor Meyer" subtle jew trolling
Vivacious nowag organic girlfriend
  08/20/12
Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the referenc...
Idiotic sound barrier roommate
  10/17/12
(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)
motley church building hominid
  06/13/16
ortho is the frattiest most alpha medical specialty not flam...
bearded kitchen karate
  08/20/12
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  02/16/15
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Buff zombie-like range
  03/24/15
lol 180
Apoplectic Dog Poop Travel Guidebook
  08/20/12
180, please poast moar
Green Pisswyrm
  08/20/12
More please
aqua beta reading party
  08/20/12
This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.
Pearl location
  08/20/12
go kill yourself you uptight faggot
Green Pisswyrm
  08/20/12
LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get l...
Pearl location
  08/20/12
i dont think you get it
bateful boiling water gas station
  10/17/12
I think this is supposed to be the deranged fantasy of your ...
Brindle stag film
  02/16/15
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Exhilarant jap rehab
  08/20/12
lol 180, keep this flame up.
orange high-end stage
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  08/28/12
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Green Pisswyrm
  10/17/12
lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"
bateful boiling water gas station
  10/17/12
my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP
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bateful boiling water gas station
  10/17/12
"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduc...
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Green Pisswyrm
  12/26/12
lol moar
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sexy wrinkle elastic band
  01/10/13
Outfuckingstanding
Hairraiser step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  01/29/13
His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.
White vibrant party of the first part
  01/29/13
180
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Histrionic hall
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Pontificating home
  02/16/15
I knew this kid as an UG. He may look like kind of a middle...
maize floppy indian lodge
  02/16/15
I about lost my shit at last two paras
confused swollen parlor goyim
  02/16/15
the kid would tape his report card with all his A's in chem/...
maize floppy indian lodge
  02/16/15
where did this guy do his ug and med?
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Electric costumed site
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Lol'ing uncontrollably right now, how did I miss this before...
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ruddy sneaky criminal
  06/12/16
180
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Lascivious rigor
  06/12/16
Changing my email signature to this.
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  06/12/16
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twinkling nibblets azn
  06/12/16
did we ever find out how this ended
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OP is an example of content initially panned by xo critics (...
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  11/12/19
Where update?
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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: sexy wrinkle elastic band

I went to see an orthopedic surgeon today because I've been having a lot of issues with my shoulder. First of all, this guy's office is fucking tight. I don't know art, but there's like a picasso or a rembrant or a pollock or some shit hanging right behind the reception area. The receptionist is a perfect ten; dark red hair, green eyes, big tits. I'm sitting there, filling out my forms, checking off high blood pressure, anxiety and the likes when I hear my name called by a sweet voice. I look up to see a blond Miranda Kerr wearing a tight little nurses dress beckoning. I say, "thank you, nurse" and she giggles, "I'm a doctor, actually. I'm doing my residency."

We enter the exam room and she tells me to take my shirt off. My nipples are rock fucking hard right now but I do it anyway, fuck it. She tells me to wait and I do.

The door opens and the doctor walks in. He's 6'6" 225, brown hair with a little bit of grey at the sides, crystal blue eyes and a face that looks like it was carved out of bronze by davinci or michaelangelo or whoever the fuck carved the David. No homo, but when he introduced himself, the bass of his voice resonated through the floor, up my legs, into my abdominals...

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

He examined my shoulder, lifting me gracefully and easily, holding me like a child, flexing and push and pulling. I became hard. It wasn't visible yet, but Dr. Meyer seemed able to smell it. "Someone's in heat," he grinned.

I followed him into the next room. He wanted to see what I could do, he said. In front of me was a military press, he started stacking 45lb plates. 1 and 2, then 3 and 4. "Give it a go." I couldn't even lift the bar an inch. Let me show you, he said. His chest heaved and and the weight was overheat. He looked at me, smiled, winked, and did 25 reps. I'm straight as an arrow, but watching that alpha doctor grin and grunt had me rock hard.

(to be continued...)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382917)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: flatulent wild state

This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I think I am done with this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382969)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:08 PM
Author: bateful boiling water gas station

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813003)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Big-titted theater stage

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1834190&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317986)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Grizzly temple blood rage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709263)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: Vivacious nowag organic girlfriend

"I'm Doctor Meyer"

subtle jew trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383008)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Idiotic sound barrier roommate

Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the reference to Johnsmeyer worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813284)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: motley church building hominid

(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: bearded kitchen karate

ortho is the frattiest most alpha medical specialty not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383018)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: glittery fortuitous meteor point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326108)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Buff zombie-like range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548009)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic Dog Poop Travel Guidebook

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383019)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Green Pisswyrm

180, please poast moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383137)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: aqua beta reading party

More please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383143)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: Pearl location

This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383146)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Green Pisswyrm

go kill yourself you uptight faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383149)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: Pearl location

LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get laughed off this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383155)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: bateful boiling water gas station

i dont think you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812996)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Brindle stag film

I think this is supposed to be the deranged fantasy of your typical XO poas.

It's not well done, but I can see where it's coming from.

The chad raping the bowl haircut chink at the gym was a far more immersive read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326323)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant jap rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: orange high-end stage

lol 180, keep this flame up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383184)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:13 AM
Author: sexy wrinkle elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21441798)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:03 PM
Author: Green Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812956)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: bateful boiling water gas station

lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812978)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: rusted turdskin

my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813015)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: bateful boiling water gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813260)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Glassy dilemma shitlib

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

180 tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813304)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Green Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317886)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: slap-happy national messiness

lol moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317951)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: sexy wrinkle elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22407819)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

Outfuckingstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528063)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: White vibrant party of the first part

His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528078)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:13 PM
Author: Chocolate razzle-dazzle hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709202)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: sexy wrinkle elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673554)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Chocolate razzle-dazzle hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22710112)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: bateful boiling water gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895292)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: bateful boiling water gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895316)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:20 AM
Author: Cordovan cowardly corner goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: Shivering mood hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321903)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Fluffy Set Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673580)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: indecent turquoise meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#25865747)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Histrionic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#26816942)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: glittery fortuitous meteor point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326037)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: Pontificating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326047)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: maize floppy indian lodge

I knew this kid as an UG. He may look like kind of a middle aged geek now, but when the kid was young, he had some pretty 180 alpha characteristics.

http://www.drchristo.com/dr-john-j-christoforetti-sports-medicine-specialist.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326080)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: confused swollen parlor goyim

I about lost my shit at last two paras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326099)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: maize floppy indian lodge

the kid would tape his report card with all his A's in chem/physics/calc on the outside of his dorm door so everyone could see.

he claimed he held various black belts in martial arts, which I thought was bullshit, but then he entered the rec boxing tournament and won Bengal Bouts at middleweight in front of the whole school, stepping out to the Rocky theme. Prior to this, I had voiced my opinion among several common acquaintances as to this certain girl who I believed was the most classy and attractive on campus. A few weeks after that, he showed up at our formal with her as a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326222)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: violent heaven yarmulke

where did this guy do his ug and med?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326383)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: glittery fortuitous meteor point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27333158)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: Electric costumed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391143)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: frisky field

Lol'ing uncontrollably right now, how did I miss this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391314)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: glittery fortuitous meteor point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391331)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:39 PM
Author: Electric costumed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548025)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: glittery fortuitous meteor point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548043)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Electric costumed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687796)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: ruddy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687812)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: aromatic fuchsia shrine useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687829)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687871)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring forum chad

Changing my email signature to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687849)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: twinkling nibblets azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687885)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling insanely creepy piazza cuckoldry

did we ever find out how this ended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687933)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: motley church building hominid

OP is an example of content initially panned by xo critics (see the first few responses), but which really stood the test of time as something brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687954)



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Date: April 4th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: federal nighttime ticket booth hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#32992357)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy lay crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36439370)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: razzle garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36864035)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: plum soggy philosopher-king quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36864203)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Chocolate razzle-dazzle hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107122)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: gold doctorate kitty cat

Where update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107248)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: nofapping burgundy hospital round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562001)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: gold doctorate kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562008)