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Met a truly alpha orthopedic surgeon today

I went to see an orthopedic surgeon today because I've been ...
saffron church
  08/20/12
This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I ...
Floppy heaven weed whacker
  08/20/12
lulz
Insane stead
  10/17/12
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1834190&mc=41&am...
green trust fund fortuitous meteor
  12/26/12
LOL
Abusive Pit Goyim
  02/25/13
"I'm Doctor Meyer" subtle jew trolling
claret twisted faggotry theater stage
  08/20/12
Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the referenc...
indecent abode
  10/17/12
(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)
Crawly unholy ticket booth
  06/13/16
ortho is the frattiest most alpha medical specialty not flam...
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  08/20/12
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dull histrionic den hissy fit
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Fragrant death wish
  03/24/15
lol 180
milky beady-eyed market
  08/20/12
180, please poast moar
Honey-headed vengeful state
  08/20/12
More please
Razzle-dazzle avocado crackhouse hairy legs
  08/20/12
This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.
Provocative genital piercing area
  08/20/12
go kill yourself you uptight faggot
Honey-headed vengeful state
  08/20/12
LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get l...
Provocative genital piercing area
  08/20/12
i dont think you get it
Insane stead
  10/17/12
I think this is supposed to be the deranged fantasy of your ...
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Cream Tantric Macaca
  08/20/12
lol 180, keep this flame up.
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  08/28/12
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Honey-headed vengeful state
  10/17/12
lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"
Insane stead
  10/17/12
my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP
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"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduc...
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Honey-headed vengeful state
  12/26/12
lol moar
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saffron church
  01/10/13
Outfuckingstanding
dark jewess
  01/29/13
His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.
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180
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Coiffed chapel
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I knew this kid as an UG. He may look like kind of a middle...
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I about lost my shit at last two paras
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the kid would tape his report card with all his A's in chem/...
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where did this guy do his ug and med?
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Lascivious philosopher-king
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180
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smoky vivacious native
  06/12/16
Changing my email signature to this.
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crystalline corn cake multi-billionaire
  06/12/16
did we ever find out how this ended
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Where update?
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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: saffron church

I went to see an orthopedic surgeon today because I've been having a lot of issues with my shoulder. First of all, this guy's office is fucking tight. I don't know art, but there's like a picasso or a rembrant or a pollock or some shit hanging right behind the reception area. The receptionist is a perfect ten; dark red hair, green eyes, big tits. I'm sitting there, filling out my forms, checking off high blood pressure, anxiety and the likes when I hear my name called by a sweet voice. I look up to see a blond Miranda Kerr wearing a tight little nurses dress beckoning. I say, "thank you, nurse" and she giggles, "I'm a doctor, actually. I'm doing my residency."

We enter the exam room and she tells me to take my shirt off. My nipples are rock fucking hard right now but I do it anyway, fuck it. She tells me to wait and I do.

The door opens and the doctor walks in. He's 6'6" 225, brown hair with a little bit of grey at the sides, crystal blue eyes and a face that looks like it was carved out of bronze by davinci or michaelangelo or whoever the fuck carved the David. No homo, but when he introduced himself, the bass of his voice resonated through the floor, up my legs, into my abdominals...

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

He examined my shoulder, lifting me gracefully and easily, holding me like a child, flexing and push and pulling. I became hard. It wasn't visible yet, but Dr. Meyer seemed able to smell it. "Someone's in heat," he grinned.

I followed him into the next room. He wanted to see what I could do, he said. In front of me was a military press, he started stacking 45lb plates. 1 and 2, then 3 and 4. "Give it a go." I couldn't even lift the bar an inch. Let me show you, he said. His chest heaved and and the weight was overheat. He looked at me, smiled, winked, and did 25 reps. I'm straight as an arrow, but watching that alpha doctor grin and grunt had me rock hard.

(to be continued...)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382917)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: Floppy heaven weed whacker

This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I think I am done with this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382969)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:08 PM
Author: Insane stead

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813003)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: green trust fund fortuitous meteor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1834190&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317986)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Abusive Pit Goyim

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709263)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: claret twisted faggotry theater stage

"I'm Doctor Meyer"

subtle jew trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383008)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: indecent abode

Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the reference to Johnsmeyer worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813284)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Crawly unholy ticket booth

(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: Turquoise Sexy Stage

ortho is the frattiest most alpha medical specialty not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383018)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: dull histrionic den hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326108)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Fragrant death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548009)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed market

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383019)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed vengeful state

180, please poast moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383137)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado crackhouse hairy legs

More please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383143)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: Provocative genital piercing area

This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383146)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed vengeful state

go kill yourself you uptight faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383149)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: Provocative genital piercing area

LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get laughed off this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383155)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Insane stead

i dont think you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812996)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: khaki trip doctorate

I think this is supposed to be the deranged fantasy of your typical XO poas.

It's not well done, but I can see where it's coming from.

The chad raping the bowl haircut chink at the gym was a far more immersive read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326323)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: Cream Tantric Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: irradiated naked tanning salon elastic band

lol 180, keep this flame up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383184)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:13 AM
Author: saffron church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21441798)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed vengeful state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812956)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: Insane stead

lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812978)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: marvelous ocher stage mexican

my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813015)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Insane stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813260)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Lime deer antler electric furnace

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

180 tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813304)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed vengeful state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317886)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: Slimy fishy ape

lol moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317951)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: saffron church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22407819)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: dark jewess

Outfuckingstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528063)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine galvanic temple

His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528078)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:13 PM
Author: Orange locus hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709202)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: saffron church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673554)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Orange locus hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22710112)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Insane stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895292)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: Insane stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895316)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:20 AM
Author: silver fear-inspiring house private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: sienna boiling water sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321903)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: brindle station cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673580)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: curious address scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#25865747)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: mint jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#26816942)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: dull histrionic den hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326037)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: Coiffed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326047)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: Appetizing erotic menage useless brakes

I knew this kid as an UG. He may look like kind of a middle aged geek now, but when the kid was young, he had some pretty 180 alpha characteristics.

http://www.drchristo.com/dr-john-j-christoforetti-sports-medicine-specialist.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326080)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: ruby beta becky trailer park

I about lost my shit at last two paras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326099)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Appetizing erotic menage useless brakes

the kid would tape his report card with all his A's in chem/physics/calc on the outside of his dorm door so everyone could see.

he claimed he held various black belts in martial arts, which I thought was bullshit, but then he entered the rec boxing tournament and won Bengal Bouts at middleweight in front of the whole school, stepping out to the Rocky theme. Prior to this, I had voiced my opinion among several common acquaintances as to this certain girl who I believed was the most classy and attractive on campus. A few weeks after that, he showed up at our formal with her as a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326222)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: hairraiser brilliant french chef meetinghouse

where did this guy do his ug and med?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326383)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: dull histrionic den hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27333158)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: Lascivious philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391143)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: Fighting business firm coffee pot

Lol'ing uncontrollably right now, how did I miss this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391314)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: dull histrionic den hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391331)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:39 PM
Author: Lascivious philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548025)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: dull histrionic den hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548043)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Lascivious philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687796)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687812)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: Startled casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687829)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: smoky vivacious native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687871)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: awkward vibrant school cafeteria hunting ground

Changing my email signature to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687849)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: crystalline corn cake multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687885)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: tan dashing university boistinker

did we ever find out how this ended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687933)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Crawly unholy ticket booth

OP is an example of content initially panned by xo critics (see the first few responses), but which really stood the test of time as something brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687954)



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Date: April 4th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: flesh flirting hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#32992357)



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Author: filthy locale selfie



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Vigorous mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36864203)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Orange locus hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107122)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: stirring ebony toaster nursing home

Where update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107248)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: Contagious Nubile Old Irish Cottage Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562001)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: stirring ebony toaster nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562008)