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Met a truly alpha orthopedic surgeon today

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  08/20/12
This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I ...
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lulz
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  02/25/13
"I'm Doctor Meyer" subtle jew trolling
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Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the referenc...
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  10/17/12
(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)
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180, please poast moar
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More please
Underhanded Ceo
  08/20/12
This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.
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  08/20/12
go kill yourself you uptight faggot
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LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get l...
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i dont think you get it
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lol 180, keep this flame up.
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lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"
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my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP
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"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduc...
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His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.
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180
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I about lost my shit at last two paras
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where did this guy do his ug and med?
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Changing my email signature to this.
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did we ever find out how this ended
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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: exhilarant stag film

I went to see an orthopedic surgeon today because I've been having a lot of issues with my shoulder. First of all, this guy's office is fucking tight. I don't know art, but there's like a picasso or a rembrant or a pollock or some shit hanging right behind the reception area. The receptionist is a perfect ten; dark red hair, green eyes, big tits. I'm sitting there, filling out my forms, checking off high blood pressure, anxiety and the likes when I hear my name called by a sweet voice. I look up to see a blond Miranda Kerr wearing a tight little nurses dress beckoning. I say, "thank you, nurse" and she giggles, "I'm a doctor, actually. I'm doing my residency."

We enter the exam room and she tells me to take my shirt off. My nipples are rock fucking hard right now but I do it anyway, fuck it. She tells me to wait and I do.

The door opens and the doctor walks in. He's 6'6" 225, brown hair with a little bit of grey at the sides, crystal blue eyes and a face that looks like it was carved out of bronze by davinci or michaelangelo or whoever the fuck carved the David. No homo, but when he introduced himself, the bass of his voice resonated through the floor, up my legs, into my abdominals...

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

He examined my shoulder, lifting me gracefully and easily, holding me like a child, flexing and push and pulling. I became hard. It wasn't visible yet, but Dr. Meyer seemed able to smell it. "Someone's in heat," he grinned.

I followed him into the next room. He wanted to see what I could do, he said. In front of me was a military press, he started stacking 45lb plates. 1 and 2, then 3 and 4. "Give it a go." I couldn't even lift the bar an inch. Let me show you, he said. His chest heaved and and the weight was overheat. He looked at me, smiled, winked, and did 25 reps. I'm straight as an arrow, but watching that alpha doctor grin and grunt had me rock hard.

(to be continued...)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382917)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: diverse fear-inspiring hominid

This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I think I am done with this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382969)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:08 PM
Author: exciting bronze area

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813003)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Flirting Orchestra Pit Jew

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1834190&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317986)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained Step-uncle's House Athletic Conference

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709263)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: Charcoal azn whorehouse

"I'm Doctor Meyer"

subtle jew trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383008)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Marvelous bonkers potus

Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the reference to Johnsmeyer worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813284)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Cobalt Death Wish

(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: Sable crusty range sex offender

ortho is the frattiest most alpha medical specialty not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383018)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling old irish cottage school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326108)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: electric glassy foreskin internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548009)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: Adventurous jet gunner property

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383019)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: nudist lime corn cake chad

180, please poast moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383137)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Underhanded Ceo

More please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383143)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: grizzly trust fund tattoo

This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383146)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: nudist lime corn cake chad

go kill yourself you uptight faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383149)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: grizzly trust fund tattoo

LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get laughed off this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383155)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: exciting bronze area

i dont think you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812996)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: amethyst spot indirect expression

I think this is supposed to be the deranged fantasy of your typical XO poas.

It's not well done, but I can see where it's coming from.

The chad raping the bowl haircut chink at the gym was a far more immersive read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326323)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: Maroon Idiot Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Bateful kitty cat

lol 180, keep this flame up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383184)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:13 AM
Author: exhilarant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21441798)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:03 PM
Author: nudist lime corn cake chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812956)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: exciting bronze area

lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812978)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: lascivious stead

my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813015)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: exciting bronze area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813260)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: know-it-all razzmatazz address

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

180 tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813304)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: nudist lime corn cake chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317886)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: Crimson Pistol

lol moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317951)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: exhilarant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22407819)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: comical stage jap

Outfuckingstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528063)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: Copper telephone cuckold

His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528078)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:13 PM
Author: vibrant disrespectful public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709202)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: exhilarant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673554)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: vibrant disrespectful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22710112)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: exciting bronze area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895292)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: exciting bronze area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895316)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:20 AM
Author: wonderful purple ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: Mustard selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321903)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Effete Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673580)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: pontificating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#25865747)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: ivory gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#26816942)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling old irish cottage school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326037)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: Sooty talented reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326047)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: galvanic native

I knew this kid as an UG. He may look like kind of a middle aged geek now, but when the kid was young, he had some pretty 180 alpha characteristics.

http://www.drchristo.com/dr-john-j-christoforetti-sports-medicine-specialist.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326080)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Soggy shaky stock car

I about lost my shit at last two paras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326099)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: galvanic native

the kid would tape his report card with all his A's in chem/physics/calc on the outside of his dorm door so everyone could see.

he claimed he held various black belts in martial arts, which I thought was bullshit, but then he entered the rec boxing tournament and won Bengal Bouts at middleweight in front of the whole school, stepping out to the Rocky theme. Prior to this, I had voiced my opinion among several common acquaintances as to this certain girl who I believed was the most classy and attractive on campus. A few weeks after that, he showed up at our formal with her as a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326222)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Wild Market

where did this guy do his ug and med?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326383)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling old irish cottage school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27333158)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: Topaz spectacular rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391143)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: domesticated lay

Lol'ing uncontrollably right now, how did I miss this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391314)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling old irish cottage school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391331)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:39 PM
Author: Topaz spectacular rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548025)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling old irish cottage school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548043)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Topaz spectacular rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687796)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Silver Legal Warrant Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687812)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: Buff brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687829)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: Bossy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687871)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: Gold stubborn university mexican

Changing my email signature to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687849)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: overrated hot mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687885)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Swollen Chocolate Faggotry Ticket Booth

did we ever find out how this ended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687933)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Cobalt Death Wish

OP is an example of content initially panned by xo critics (see the first few responses), but which really stood the test of time as something brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687954)



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Date: April 4th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: flushed sandwich plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#32992357)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: razzle institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36439370)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: arousing theater son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36864035)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Lemon hideous keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36864203)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: vibrant disrespectful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107122)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: Misunderstood glittery preventive strike

Where update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107248)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: big magenta box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562001)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: Misunderstood glittery preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562008)