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Edit: *Is stealthed next performance round* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451242) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM Author: Exciting Flirting Library lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451322) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:48 PM Author: overrated greedy coldplay fan sanctuary *heavy breathing* (guess who) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451270) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:51 PM Author: Marvelous pit doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451290) Date: February 26th, 2013 9:06 PM Author: stimulating rebellious center lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716360) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: titillating wine principal's office pisswyrm OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead and get started. OK, thanks everyone for dialing on, thi-- *BEEP BEEP* ... Hello, who just joined? Hi Paul! *Doesn't introduce self, assumes voice is recognizable on a call with 30 people* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451284) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM Author: supple temple trust fund 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451699) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM Author: razzmatazz hall death wish haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808288) Date: January 13th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: claret coiffed piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365582) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: Up-to-no-good disturbing dilemma fucking 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451285) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:52 PM Author: Peach razzle garrison reading party So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451300) Date: August 31st, 2012 12:36 AM Author: dark base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464837) Date: May 26th, 2016 3:30 AM Author: gold stock car "Really great weather that we're having here, I can almost see out the window from my cubicle!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561608) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: Cracking translucent jap indirect expression *joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announcement to the room* NATE QUINCY <has joined the conference> Hi guys this is Nate Quincy, a partner with BearingPoint UK. *goes off on unrelated issues for 20 minutes but no one dares tell him to STFU because he's a partner* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451311) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: Cracking translucent jap indirect expression lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call started 5 mins ago) - owner of a new partner just joined 5 mins late and derailed whole call (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451456) Date: August 30th, 2012 12:00 PM Author: Turquoise place of business step-uncle's house (guy who will never make partner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457873) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: Exciting Flirting Library THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451312) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: Cracking translucent jap indirect expression *tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call* Cromwell?? APPEASER APPEASER APPEASER *hangs up* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451336) Date: September 15th, 2012 1:07 AM Author: razzmatazz hall death wish this was just god fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583278) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:16 PM Author: duck-like stage 180 to everyone who has ever heard this before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462970) Date: September 27th, 2012 3:03 PM Author: Godawful jade hunting ground ticket booth do they actually say that verbatim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671159) Date: October 19th, 2012 1:55 AM Author: drab dashing senate they actually do, although some more graciously than others (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827504) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:35 PM Author: contagious locus i don't believe this no way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764605) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: mahogany crackhouse multi-billionaire It's true. 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What's the best protocol? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451433) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM Author: Cracking translucent jap indirect expression mute the call and go i have taken a big shit before on conf call, i just squat and pray no one asks me a question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451435) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: multi-colored plaza volcanic crater 180. my office wall shares a wall with the restroom here. one time i remember a partner yelling in "HEY JOHN, YOU IN THERE" JOHN, "YA, WUT?" PARTNER, "HEY, I GOT SOMEONE ON THE LINE FROM [IMPORTANT CLIENT], WILL U JUST TAKE IT REAL QUICK?" 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451510) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: Peach razzle garrison reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451527) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: Galvanic Native Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451536) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: Peach razzle garrison reading party *scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the call* *poasts while half listening to rest of call* *struggles to remember what was talked about for memo to partner* *refers to call as "uneventful" in memo, praying this is correct* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451537) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:29 PM Author: Cracking translucent jap indirect expression haha i am doing this right now :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451546) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:20 PM Author: brilliant stubborn potus laser beams I'm doing this right now. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21453223) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Turquoise place of business step-uncle's house it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters who aren't unemployed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457863) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:23 AM Author: cerebral nighttime filthpig athletic conference 1Ls, take a good long look at this thread. Does it excite and intrigue you? Because of that piece of paper you just signed, in three years, 20% of your life will look exactly like this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457661) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM Author: Peach razzle garrison reading party I know what I'm getting into. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458358) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: Pearl medicated station factory reset button 181 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458388) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:11 PM Author: Electric useless partner im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the underground theme would be even better. water theme is obviously for arrow's house of homos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458414) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:16 PM Author: Exciting Flirting Library star power music (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458451) Date: August 30th, 2012 3:12 PM Author: Spectacular transparent people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21459550) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:26 PM Author: razzmatazz hall death wish Lololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463108) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:14 PM Author: drab dashing senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471487) Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM Author: lavender vigorous windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670651) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:34 PM Author: fuchsia dog poop a+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491319) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:58 AM Author: razzmatazz hall death wish 182 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808296) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:21 PM Author: Spectacular transparent people who are hurt Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There were three lawyers, a distinguished looking judge in a robe, bailiffs, and a staff attorney sitting in a court room for like three minutes listening to the super mario theme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458487) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:19 PM Author: crusty candlestick maker resort lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463009) Date: October 30th, 2012 6:46 PM Author: Passionate scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926576) Date: February 6th, 2013 11:36 AM Author: Bright diverse indian lodge fat ankles oh god my sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579703) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:22 PM Author: brilliant stubborn potus laser beams Jesus this is amazing. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463184) Date: August 31st, 2012 12:08 AM Author: Cordovan motley ratface depressive I am operating on another level. The point was to repeat it. 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"Yes, it's so that they can be searched." "Is that in the agreement?" "It provides for production of electronic data in any searchable form--" "So, no?" "Well OCR is 'any searchable form'." "So yes, OCR is in there?" "..." "..." "I don't--" "We should probably go ahead and just put it in there. Can you circulate a draft and we'll make comments? Does everyone else agree, or?" Other guy: "It's been signed." Fourth guy: "We should put it in there to make sure." Other guy: "Sure of what?" "So I think I speak for everyone when I say let's circulate a new draft." "Should I put 'like OCR' in parens after searchable form?" "Just make your edits and we'll comment." 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Partner: "itty bitty titty looked into that issue...." *itty bitty titty begins making longwinded prestigious response* 15 seonds later... Partner: "alright. Well I guess itty bitty titty ran into a conflict, maybe we--" *itty bitty titty scrambles to unmute* "NO, I'M HERE!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670949) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM Author: federal trip space lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761684) Date: October 1st, 2013 9:30 AM Author: Massive psychic underappreciated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149085) Date: November 27th, 2013 8:45 PM Author: citrine tattoo very underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523777) Date: September 27th, 2012 2:49 PM Author: Turquoise place of business step-uncle's house "well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you have 15 minutes of your day back" *15 people simultaneously unmute phones and say bye* *long series of beeps* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671057) Date: September 27th, 2012 2:51 PM Author: Turquoise place of business step-uncle's house *goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671076) Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:59 PM Author: swashbuckling blue keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154487) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: Yapping Adventurous Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717016) Date: October 1st, 2013 9:46 AM Author: Pea-brained brunch fuck it 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149125) Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: Yapping Adventurous Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705268) Date: June 26th, 2015 4:45 PM Author: Yapping Adventurous Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28206611) Date: June 24th, 2016 10:40 PM Author: Yapping Adventurous Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786177) Date: October 7th, 2012 3:36 PM Author: Up-to-no-good disturbing dilemma Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started... Attendee 1 (some irrelevant boomer chick who was forwarded the meeting by a partner): Is anyone having trouble connecting to the Livemeeting? Attendee 2 : I can see everything OK. Attendee 3: Looks like I'm in. Attendee 4: I can see it. Attendee 5: We're good here in Houston. Host: Hm, sounds like most people are connected. Attendee 1: Because when I click on the thing I'm not seeing anything. Host: Oh. Well, uh.. Attendee 1: Yea, see. Ugh. I just restarted and I'm still seeing nothing. Host: Oh. Attendee 1: Will you just re-send me the link? Host: I'm sorry, who are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735411) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM Author: federal trip space actual lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761688) Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM Author:  gas station mental disorder lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618493) Date: October 17th, 2012 11:43 AM Author: Spectacular transparent people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21810953) Date: October 19th, 2012 12:49 AM Author: drab dashing senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827098) Date: October 19th, 2012 1:01 AM Author: Passionate scourge upon the earth 180s all around. tyft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827217) Date: October 19th, 2012 2:31 AM Author: Flesh personal credit line Hour long call with client: 1.0 Hour long call with opposing counsel: 1.7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827639) Date: October 19th, 2012 2:35 AM Author: odious deep jew when do these calls stop sucking cockxs, there's always one guy on whose happy to be dere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827653) Date: October 19th, 2012 12:17 PM Author: Peach razzle garrison reading party Senior Partner who is massively out of the loop: "Well I just don't think it's reasonable to wait until June for a Reply brief--" Junior Partner (off mic): "(mutter mutter)" Senior Partner (off mic): "wha...oh...agreed to it?" Senior Partner: "This schedule works" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829515) Date: October 29th, 2012 3:24 PM Author:  generalized bond den VP dood: Does everyone have the agenda? MD Bitch: I DIDN'T GET THE AGENDA AND I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT VP dood: Uh... yea... uh... you know we can just us... make sure that us... yea... that uh we make sure that we get that... um... i mean that we make clear what we are talking about, so you, uh, know what we are talking about. MD Bitch: OK OK THAT SOUNDS GOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21916395) Date: October 30th, 2012 7:09 PM Author: Soggy school cafeteria OLD VP: "Hey guys, don't have a whole lot of time, just wanted to circle back today real quick and see what you've been working on" US: "Mmk cool, we do just have a few more quick questions about X. We think X is probably the main crux of our analysis here so---" OLD VP: "Hang on, hang on, lemme finish telling you more about Y. Y is really our pride and joy as a division blah blah blah" US: "Yeah cool...now about X" OLD VP: "Listen, I gotta get outta here fellas, why don't you fix up the parts about Y that we talked about" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926753) Date: October 30th, 2012 7:30 PM Author:  Fluffy Hominid Private email to others calling in remotely: hey, i think one of you forgot to unmute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926894) Date: November 6th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: supple temple trust fund *unimportant person asks a simple question* *important person gives 20 minute answer* *unimportant person has dropped off the call by the time important person asks if he's answered the question* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21978884) Date: November 6th, 2012 3:51 PM Author: rose public bath bbw *Junior Associate and Partner walk into conference room* *Partner dials in* *15 mins elapse* Partner: "Junior Associate, take notes of everything that is being said." *Junior associate stunned because he spent the last 15 mins just flipping through docs and wondering about lunch* Other Partner on Call: "So, what we need to do is talk to the SEC about how we are going to be able to register this entity as a SBSEF and as a SEF with the CFTC. We are having push back from the board of directors because the rules are not final. So, we have a set of deadlines: (1) Feb. 10; (2) Mar. 1; (3) Apr. 1; and (4) Sept. 10. We need to have it all ready to go for filing. Junior associate's notes: "SBSEF with CFTC * * * going to resign (???---does not make sense)* * * board of directors MAF (WTF?)* * * deadline to [fukkkk] (1) Apr. 1 (??); Sept. 22 (??)" Partner: Junior Associate did you get everything? Junior Associate: "Yea" *glances at notes* "yea, we are fine." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979053) Date: November 6th, 2012 4:53 PM Author: supple temple trust fund 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979616) Date: December 6th, 2012 10:18 PM Author: Peach razzle garrison reading party omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182712) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:03 PM Author: Pearl medicated station factory reset button 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274961) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: purple hilarious dopamine Winner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275176) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:46 PM Author: laughsome lake quadroon blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275180) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:47 PM Author: Exciting Flirting Library !!! 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I've got on the line with me, I hope, John Smith and Kim Brown who are local counsel. I'll let them go ahead and take over and answer your questions, but first (spends 10 minutes making jokes with local counsel). (someone puts phone on hold, starting Muzak) OK, and we don't know who has their phone on hold, so we're just going to try to talk over it. Hopefully they'll hang up soon. <the above takes up 20 minutes of a 60 minute conference call> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154528) Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:12 PM Author: laughsome lake quadroon blood rage *15 lawyers collectively bill 8500 dollars for the call* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154609) Date: December 6th, 2012 10:19 PM Author: lavender vigorous windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182720) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:30 PM Author: Up-to-no-good disturbing dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588599) Date: December 18th, 2012 1:43 PM Author: Spectacular transparent people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274880) Date: December 31st, 2012 12:43 PM Author: spruce stage anyone ever try this http://www.uberconference.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342111) Date: January 2nd, 2013 9:39 AM Author: rose public bath bbw *dials in* "Hey team. I guess I will quarterback this conference call. I sent everyone a task list. Did everyone get it?" *Silence* "Fu_kkkk" [realizes that the conference call was held 8 hours earlier because of the time zone difference.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22352693) Date: February 6th, 2013 11:34 AM Author: Up-to-no-good disturbing dilemma lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579696) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:07 PM Author: federal trip space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761708) Date: January 29th, 2013 6:35 PM Author: Pearl medicated station factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22528782) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:36 PM Author: Peach razzle garrison reading party I was on a call recently with this partner with a harsh voice who kept stopping everything and saying "WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF PLEASE!" every time there was a join beep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588643) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:44 PM Author: rose public bath bbw LOLOL. I was just on a similar conference call yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588708) Date: February 13th, 2013 5:02 PM Author: laughsome lake quadroon blood rage My favorite is when they stop mid-sentence and scream, "WHO JUST JOINED???" And then no one responds. So fucking 180. You know some asshole partner somewhere has probably asked the phone conferencing company for a record of who joined and when. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22633056) Date: March 28th, 2013 3:12 AM Author: razzmatazz hall death wish Lmao never had that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894477) Date: February 18th, 2013 4:51 PM Author: Up-to-no-good disturbing dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662230) Date: February 26th, 2013 8:33 PM Author: pearly twisted messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716158) Date: February 26th, 2013 9:04 PM Author: violent knife today i mutterd "god dammit" to the MD on the line right as i clicked over to the conf call (couldn't figure out how to use the new office phone). i practically pretended like nothing happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716352) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:39 PM Author:  maniacal 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717108) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM Author:  legend Lawyer in Houston: How about ya'll ask the judge to set trial for the week of September 26th? (15 New York lawyers in unison): bu.. bu.. but that's the week of Rosh Hashanah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717124) Date: March 4th, 2013 3:52 PM Author: Exciting Flirting Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754670) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:09 PM Author:  grizzly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754800) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:10 PM Author: Up-to-no-good disturbing dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754810) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:13 PM Author: brilliant stubborn potus laser beams http://southfloridalawyers.blogspot.com/2011/09/gene-stearns-moves-to-reconsider-rosh.html?m=1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754832) Date: March 14th, 2013 11:53 AM Author: Lime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22815159) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:36 PM Author: laughsome lake quadroon blood rage das juden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764613) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:59 PM Author: Cerise useless brakes lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676530) Date: January 13th, 2017 11:01 AM Author:  tantric stead puppy bam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365932) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:09 AM Author: flushed big-titted theatre headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977967) Date: March 4th, 2013 3:48 PM Author: purple hilarious dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754636) Date: March 21st, 2013 3:28 PM Author: rose public bath bbw Hey Guys! Just a house keeping matter. Denise is no longer with the firm, can you take her off the group e-mails? *Everyone rushes back to their office to Google Denise* *No hits, just ancient firm bio* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857357) Date: March 21st, 2013 3:34 PM Author: vivacious hideous travel guidebook fucking masterwork itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857378) Date: March 28th, 2013 2:51 AM Author: Carmine Fanboi *checks bar website two months later on a whim* *decides between schadenfreude and jealousy* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894428) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:49 PM Author: fuchsia dog poop 180180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491413) Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:56 PM Author: purple hilarious dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063819) Date: April 30th, 2013 4:56 PM Author: jet-lagged milk *Dials Conference Number* Phone: "Please enter your conference id number followed by the pin." *Inputs numbers* Phone: "Sorry, we have no record of this conference call" *Junior associate (who handed the info to the partner) sweating bullets* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108208) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:28 AM Author: laughsome lake quadroon blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371366) Date: May 18th, 2013 5:46 PM Author: cruel-hearted preventive strike HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED THE DEUTSCHE BANK CONFERENCING LINE, PLEASE ENT- *enters PIN followed by #* ...PLEASE ENTER YOUR PIN FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN *oh for fuck's sake* *enters PIN followed by #* THANK YOU. AFTER THE TON-- *mashes # button* ...AFTER THE TONE. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN *jesus christ* *dutifully waits a full second of silence, then hits #* *SERIES OF BEEPS* Call leader: Hello everyone, let's give everyone a few more minutes and then well get started. *BEEP* *heavy background noise* ... Call leader: Hello, well let's get started then. I sent around an update with... *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: could we please have everyone who isn't talking mute their lines? Thanks. *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: Well, uh... I circulated.... IMPORTANT PERSON: HEY! THIS IS MIKE, CAN WHOEVER HASN'T MUTED THEIR LINE PLEASE MUTE IT NOW! *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: So, I circulated.... IMPORTANT PERSON: I CAN'T HEAR SHIT. LISTEN UP -- MUTE YOUR LINES! *heavy background noise continues* IMPORTANT PERSON: OK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, [low-level punk] WILL CIRCULATE A NEW DIAL IN AND WE'LL RECONVENE IN A FEW MINUTES. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224479) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:25 AM Author: razzmatazz hall death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371116) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:26 AM Author:  legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371357) Date: June 11th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: Orange nudist ladyboy lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372556) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:30 AM Author: federal trip space lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761544) Date: August 1st, 2013 3:09 PM Author: Up-to-no-good disturbing dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23762563) Date: January 10th, 2014 2:40 AM Author: Chest-beating this one sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808364) Date: December 16th, 2016 7:26 PM Author: claret coiffed piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160217) Date: May 26th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: buck-toothed swollen marketing idea lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23272666) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:26 AM Author:  stain hello? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371119) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM Author: crawly police squad 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371121) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:46 AM Author: boyish poppy circlehead 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371214) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:13 AM Author: pink sound barrier In-house lawyer: Yeah, I think Bill Jones from Operations is our subject-matter expert on that. Bill, what is your opinion about [outside counsel's] question? .... .... .... .... .... In-house lawyer: Bill? You there? Some other guy named Bill: Yeah, I'm here. In-house lawyer: No, sorry. Bill Jones. Bill Jones, you still on? Bill Jones: Oh, hey, yeah, sorry. I'm here....Um, can you repeat the question? Me: *slams head against desk* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371292) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:18 AM Author: pink sound barrier "Alright, I think we all have our action items. Let's circle back towards the end of the week so we can all get a status update." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371311) Date: June 11th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: Milky Deranged Immigrant Box Office The best is when someone's teleworking and you can hear dogs barking and shit in the background whenever they talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372587) Date: September 13th, 2014 11:33 AM Author: razzmatazz hall death wish *babby shrieking* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26321021) Date: July 9th, 2013 12:22 AM Author:  legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23572992) Date: July 18th, 2013 7:58 PM Author: Emerald Nowag Idiot *beeps* Hi, who's on? ... Good evening Bangalore team. *good morning /dev/null* ... Ok that's it for the dev team in the room. Off-shore, please go ahead with your standups. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674889) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:13 AM Author: twinkling misunderstood parlor round eye Team leader to everyone joining: "Helloooowwww. Who just joined?" New Participant: "Hi. This is Ken from Latham" Team leader:"Who do you represent?" New Participant (Ken): *Junior associate sitting in for partner* "Ahhh...Barclays?" Barclay's Lawyer: "Sorry Ken. We are repping Barclays." New Participant (Ken): "Just one second. I am sitting in for Partner ____. I think we are repping UBS." UBS' Lawyer: "Nope. That is us here at Cahill. I think you are repping Citadel." New Participant (Ken): "Yea, that sounds right." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761453) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:18 AM Author: silver jewess lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761483) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:20 AM Author: twinkling misunderstood parlor round eye It just happened on a conference call I am on. Parties have been changed. I felt bad for the dude, his voice was cracking a bit. I think he is the one that forgot to put his phone on mute. There is light typing in the background. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761493) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM Author: federal trip space lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761549) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:32 AM Author:  nursing home Up until that last line, I was sure you were talking about in re LIBOR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761551) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:34 AM Author: twinkling misunderstood parlor round eye Nope. Just a pretty standard/vanilla transaction conference call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761562) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:04 PM Author: drab dashing senate Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764283) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:22 AM Author:  degenerate old partner: "well, looks like we're waiting on John, we'll give him a few minutes" *proceeds to have personal conversation with the one dood he knows while everybody else awkwardly listens and the most annoying lawyer on the entire call interjects occasionally as though he has anything to do with this* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761501) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:28 AM Author: twinkling misunderstood parlor round eye lolol. That happened to me once at the end of a conference call. I stayed on for another 15 mins in silence. I realized I was on the phone too long (in too deep) to say anything and interrupt the convo. They started talking about industry gossip: "X got the job as part of her severance package from Y." I guess X and Y had an office romance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761537) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM Author:  degenerate I don't know how many times this has happened to me. The worse is when I'm with a partner in the room on speakerphone and we both just have to sit their awkwardly in silence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761546) Date: November 27th, 2013 8:28 PM Author: citrine tattoo 1. this is why you always hang up and call back if you want to discuss anything after a call. 2. that is hilarious, i've been in both situations. where you don't want to click off because they'll hear the beep and go WTF? and where i've gone to take a leak, come back and been like oh fuck it and clicked off and wondered what the dudes thought when they heard the beep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523643) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM Author: laughsome lake quadroon blood rage lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764601) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM Author: mint persian state Overly careful guy slowly pronouncing for the conference service recording: "Duh-ave John-son" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764595) Date: July 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: magenta haunting underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25901474) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Flesh personal credit line Biz guy: *Um, I think the lawyers can hop off now. We need to discuss some business points* (fails to get off because he is getting something off the printer) Biz guy thinking its just biz people: *So, just so everyone knows, this deal isn't closing for a month at least. But lets just keep the lawyers working so we can get the paperwork done and stop the meter running. Agreed?* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765825) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:54 AM Author: razzmatazz hall death wish tbf, the lawyers know this the whole time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808285) Date: August 6th, 2013 11:35 PM Author:  macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23793967) Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM Author: Up-to-no-good disturbing dilemma http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&mc=10&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23802845) Date: September 29th, 2013 9:41 PM Author: laughsome lake quadroon blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24137238) Date: October 1st, 2013 3:27 AM Author:  karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148694) Date: October 1st, 2013 8:30 AM Author: citrine tattoo Praise be! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148925) Date: October 1st, 2013 8:32 AM Author: drab dashing senate How? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148932) Date: October 12th, 2013 8:52 AM Author:  abusive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218622) Date: October 12th, 2013 9:05 AM Author: Glittery home dragon 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218628) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:13 AM Author: twinkling misunderstood parlor round eye Partner: Hey guys. Thanks for hoping on this call. As we last discussed, we need to get the SEC to respond to us asap. Client: Yea, is there a way you can get them to speed up the process? Partner: I am not sure. They are being real niggardly with their time. Client: Yea, damn n_ggers!! Partner: Ahhh....that is not what I said. (Note: I am against racism, so I edited the word.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236570) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:16 AM Author:  stain holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236582) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:33 AM Author: ebony old irish cottage shut up... this didn't happen! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236654) Date: October 16th, 2013 12:40 PM Author: judgmental wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24244915) Date: November 22nd, 2013 6:53 PM Author: drab dashing senate BEEP (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) has joined the conference. -Um, hello? -Yes, this is (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) I was just going to listen if that's okay? HAHA GUYS!! It's just me, Josh (3rd-year), wouldn't it be crazy if he joined our call? Haha. -Moving on.... [True story] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491101) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:56 PM Author:  legend ONE WRONG MOVE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491442) Date: August 25th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: citrine tattoo I would literally think that bro was crushing bong hits right before that idea popped into his head. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204267) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:55 PM Author: fuchsia dog poop Hello, you've reached the operator. May I please have the conference passcode, your name and the institution you represent? Thank you, you will now be placed into conference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491438) Date: November 28th, 2013 11:17 PM Author: citrine tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530320) Date: November 28th, 2013 11:19 PM Author: fighting awkward "2nd cousin" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530330) Date: December 11th, 2013 2:57 PM Author: topaz adulterous locale this may out me if anyone from my firm posts here but its so funny i had to share *guy circulates dial-in number, accidentally mistypes one number* *everyone dials in at the appointed time* Sexy voice comes on: "Hey baby, lookin for a good time? I may be young but I know my way around a bedroom.." turns out the misplaced number caused us all to dial in to a hooker number LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618428) Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: Aromatic kitty cat LOLOLOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618500) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:53 AM Author: razzmatazz hall death wish that is 180 as fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808283) Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:30 PM Author:  nursing home I hope the first person to dial in did not immediately send a reply-all spoiling everyone else's surprise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125952) Date: January 21st, 2014 7:52 PM Author: Flesh personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24874814) Date: January 24th, 2014 4:02 PM Author: Turquoise place of business step-uncle's house http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24889280) Date: February 5th, 2014 7:43 PM Author:  legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24963499) Date: February 7th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: laughsome lake quadroon blood rage "EVERYONE WILL HEAR MUSIC UNTIL THE HOST JOINS THE MEETING" *listens to elevator music for 20 minutes, transported by its serenity* *finally notices that he dialed wrong dial in* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972917) Date: February 7th, 2014 12:53 PM Author: Burgundy Frozen "Hi, this is Phil." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972922) Date: May 26th, 2016 3:19 AM Author: Hyperventilating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561600) Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM Author: drab dashing senate Oh man, it's cold here. How's the weather where you are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25126572) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: pungent forum rigpig It's freezing here on the west coast too! I had to wear a light jacket! *polite chuckles* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128868) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:24 AM Author:  maize corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977985) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: federal trip space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128832) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:10 AM Author: ivory beta yarmulke *Hi everyone! This is shiteating lawyer #26. We got ANOTHER ice storm here in the south last night so I'm working remotely. Crazy! I'm ready for spring! Can everyone hear me ok on my blackberry? SORRY! THANKS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128841) Date: March 4th, 2014 2:49 PM Author: Up-to-no-good disturbing dilemma lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25130143) Date: March 19th, 2014 5:53 PM Author: laughsome lake quadroon blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25221729) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: laughsome lake quadroon blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676283) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:24 PM Author:  dun tank *beep goes off* "did someone just join" *silence* "I think that was my email. Sorry." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676290) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:11 PM Author: judgmental wrinkle *Ask local counsel very basic question about documents sent days in advance SPECIFICALLY for this convo* ... ... *slience* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786396) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:51 PM Author:  stain http://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/480149468218548225 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786645) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995704) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995707) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995733) Date: July 13th, 2014 12:34 PM Author: ruddy rough-skinned double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25922649) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995611) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: avocado irate property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995607) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995613) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995614) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995615) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995616) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995617) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995664) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995666) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995670) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995671) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995672) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: avocado irate property Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. 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