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Bros, if you are the AG (defendant) in a civil lawsuit perta...
Green State
  10/12/12
Sure although you have that info already. In any event,...
Razzmatazz violent business firm hominid
  10/12/12
yup
fragrant khaki field
  10/13/12
careful not to come after them with an expunged arrest/offen...
Talented lodge messiness
  10/12/12
Elaborate. If P was arrested, but never convicted-- got that...
Green State
  10/12/12
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Green State
  10/12/12
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Green State
  10/12/12
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Green State
  10/13/12
lol! ELABORATE
bipolar glittery house
  10/13/12
Q: Please state your IQ for the record before I engage you f...
high-end cruise ship
  04/07/16
...
passionate filthy university love of her life
  05/01/17
i would ask them to stae their name for the record and maybe...
Violent Maroon Piazza Potus
  10/12/12
O what a preftigious profession!
Crimson lay
  07/16/14
"Are you having an affair with your attorney?"
chrome contagious brunch
  10/12/12
...
bipolar glittery house
  06/04/13
object as to relevance, instruct witness not to answer.
avocado police squad
  06/04/13
*tension fills the room* Guy: *Swallows hard* AlphaLaw...
180 death wish
  06/04/13
noted, now answer the question
Violet Motley Crackhouse
  01/31/14
Instructing a witness not to answer based on a relevance obj...
high-end cruise ship
  04/07/16
Gotta go for dat Rule 30(d) motion to limit or terminate.
Wine heady set
  12/21/16
can you blow me where the pampers is?
erotic laughsome theater stage
  10/12/12
idk what it has to do with the thread, but 180 reference
chrome contagious brunch
  10/12/12
He said: Can you show me where the campus is?
Indecent doctorate mad cow disease
  01/31/14
...
demanding self-absorbed sandwich
  07/16/14
...
Wine heady set
  01/31/14
if they are latino ask lots questions about their and their ...
avocado police squad
  10/12/12
180
Razzmatazz violent business firm hominid
  10/12/12
wow
Concupiscible juggernaut center
  10/12/12
harball nigga
Violent Maroon Piazza Potus
  10/12/12
wow. that's simply evil.
Indigo dysfunction range
  10/12/12
MAGA
cyan hall jap
  05/01/17
lol fuck me, i need to know what firm your with in case we e...
hot boyish box office national security agency
  10/12/12
Man, in New York this shit doesn't even matter. You can pro...
Godawful Judgmental Cuck
  10/12/12
i think the point is to scare them into dropping the case.
Diverse dilemma pisswyrm
  10/13/12
LOL at central american P's having an understanding of the j...
Sick menage
  01/31/14
(guy with indentured servants)
sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria
  07/16/14
...
lime house-broken dragon abode
  10/12/12
1800000
flirting rough-skinned newt parlour
  10/13/12
i've defended a depo where the opposing attorney started tha...
nudist chapel gunner
  01/31/14
lol what type of shitlaw do you work in?
pearly beady-eyed institution
  01/31/14
? obvious flame. wocket is obviously a prestigious and succe...
Cream striped hyena mental disorder
  07/16/14
"Tell me about...hermano."
demanding self-absorbed sandwich
  07/16/14
...
sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria
  07/16/14
lol
Flushed ungodly hell
  06/27/15
not flame whatsoever - a partner and I were working a bullsh...
racy persian
  07/16/14
Haha
Crimson lay
  07/16/14
lol
Cream striped hyena mental disorder
  07/14/15
...
unholy theater
  04/17/17
can confirm this happens. usually includes relatives' job lo...
bateful church building
  04/17/17
Sounds like shitlaw 101, why is everyone all shocked
Cream striped hyena mental disorder
  04/17/17
"Sir, why are you racist?" in op's head = &qu...
offensive lascivious resort
  10/12/12
179 you lost a point for misspelling "deponent"
Chest-beating cordovan round eye milk
  01/31/14
"do animals know we like them?"
Mustard thriller hospital halford
  10/12/12
haha yeah. Classic ryder right here folks
Curious pungent library
  10/12/12
lol jesus christ why are you the way you are
Flushed ungodly hell
  06/27/15
? Is this to wonder at the miracle that Ryder is
Cream striped hyena mental disorder
  04/17/17
...
racy persian
  07/16/14
...
floppy jet stage fanboi
  11/06/15
I would attempt to perjure, asking like 10 questions I knew ...
Aphrodisiac mischievous corner place of business
  10/12/12
Q: Rate me as a mouthwash. A: I'm sorry? Q: Rate me. A...
narrow-minded rehab giraffe
  10/12/12
!!!
hot boyish box office national security agency
  10/12/12
Do you think Chung's alts deserved to be banned after the TM...
Frisky Glassy Water Buffalo
  10/12/12
...
avocado police squad
  06/04/13
180
mint gay wizard
  02/01/14
...
sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria
  07/16/14
180
Buff stead pervert
  07/16/14
...
sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria
  06/27/15
...
Adventurous coiffed philosopher-king
  04/17/17
“Was anyone else present when you met with your lawyer?” ...
avocado police squad
  06/04/13
Yeah, except it is always either their secretary or someone ...
tan twinkling uncleanness forum
  01/16/15
start off putting the lawyer on edge. ask "how did y...
rebellious home
  06/04/13
this is good shit.
rebellious home
  01/31/14
Lol, did you read your own advice months later and find it t...
sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria
  07/16/14
...
Crimson lay
  07/16/14
I really like it here.
Arousing Station
  04/17/17
yes
rebellious home
  05/01/17
Jesus. Forgot to log into a different moniker?
pea-brained boltzmann
  02/28/17
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stirring coffee pot
  05/01/17
...
avocado police squad
  01/31/14
"have you ever wanted to be beaten to death with a base...
nudist chapel gunner
  01/31/14
...
Orchid exciting pit
  01/31/14
You: "Do you need a break?" Deponent: Yes. Y...
translucent misanthropic sanctuary
  01/31/14
lol
Chest-beating cordovan round eye milk
  01/31/14
fuck this took more than a year to generate and it's the bes...
Turquoise locus
  02/01/14
woah
swashbuckling whorehouse
  02/02/14
...
avocado police squad
  07/14/15
...
cyan hall jap
  05/01/17
"What do you put in a toaster?"
demanding self-absorbed sandwich
  07/16/14
Toast?
tan twinkling uncleanness forum
  01/16/15
holy shit, rudolph
sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria
  06/27/15
If you have a difficult witness, start prefacing every quest...
sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria
  07/16/14
"Does your mom know you're gay?"
Fuchsia appetizing legal warrant kitchen
  07/16/14
...
Odious Pearl Den
  07/30/14
are you now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?...
avocado police squad
  01/16/15
"do you even stim?"
rebellious home
  01/16/15
"Have you ever used the N-word in private?" &qu...
avocado police squad
  08/05/15
If this isn't relevant you'd be sanctioned.
sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria
  08/05/15
probably not, and it WOULD be relevant in any employment dis...
avocado police squad
  02/04/16
I go for 1 shot kills. In negligence case: "Do you a...
Dull Spectacular Voyeur
  08/05/15
Lol this would only work if the deponent had not been preppe...
razzle nofapping turdskin gas station
  11/06/15
the third question is the only one that the testimony will b...
bearded autistic meetinghouse international law enforcement agency
  04/07/16
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Tripping Alcoholic Generalized Bond
  12/21/16
...
avocado police squad
  04/06/16
Q: how dare you?
Mind-boggling plum immigrant
  04/07/16
A: No, counselor, how dare YOU!
high-end cruise ship
  04/07/16
...
ivory hunting ground national
  04/17/17
...
Adventurous coiffed philosopher-king
  04/17/17
"So you're a commodities broker? A commodities broker ...
ivory hunting ground national
  04/17/17
Objection calls for paradox.
Yellow tanning salon wrinkle
  04/17/17
...
Very tactful location
  04/17/17
...
bossy ultramarine chad native
  04/17/17
Best to hit them with a "homos say what" early in ...
maize nibblets ladyboy
  05/01/17
...
cyan hall jap
  05/01/17


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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:03 PM
Author: Green State

Bros, if you are the AG (defendant) in a civil lawsuit pertaining to civil rights violations, what depo qs would you ask? Do you ask about the plaintiff's prior criminal history i.e. if he/she was ever arrested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771426)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz violent business firm hominid

Sure although you have that info already.

In any event, just ask a bunch of questions on random shit and then prove p is a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771443)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: fragrant khaki field

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781018)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: Talented lodge messiness

careful not to come after them with an expunged arrest/offense or you might get lawsuit pwnd/fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771456)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Green State

Elaborate. If P was arrested, but never convicted-- got that youth trial. Good news or bad news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771514)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Green State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771534)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Green State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771565)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Green State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781740)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: bipolar glittery house

lol!

ELABORATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21780990)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: high-end cruise ship

Q: Please state your IQ for the record before I engage you further

A: Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218737)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: passionate filthy university love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207901)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:04 PM
Author: Violent Maroon Piazza Potus

i would ask them to stae their name for the record and maybe spell that shit if it was unusual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771439)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Crimson lay

O what a preftigious profession!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946300)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: chrome contagious brunch

"Are you having an affair with your attorney?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771445)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: bipolar glittery house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328378)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: avocado police squad

object as to relevance, instruct witness not to answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328382)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: 180 death wish

*tension fills the room*

Guy: *Swallows hard*

AlphaLawyer: Sir, please answer the question.

Guy: *Reaches for his glass of water*

AlphaLawyer: . . .

Guy: *Swallows the liquid before taking a deep breathe*

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: Violet Motley Crackhouse

noted, now answer the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932118)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: high-end cruise ship

Instructing a witness not to answer based on a relevance objection is a good way to get sanctionpwned. Isn't there *something* you don't suck at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218749)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Wine heady set

Gotta go for dat Rule 30(d) motion to limit or terminate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32194016)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:07 PM
Author: erotic laughsome theater stage

can you blow me where the pampers is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771459)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: chrome contagious brunch

idk what it has to do with the thread, but 180 reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771778)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Indecent doctorate mad cow disease

He said: Can you show me where the campus is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932523)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: demanding self-absorbed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942697)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Wine heady set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932516)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:07 PM
Author: avocado police squad

if they are latino ask lots questions about their and their relatives' immigration status. opp counsel will object but it will scare the fuck out of the deponent. i once got a case dismissed doing this. 7 Ps were suing my general contractor client claiming they weren't paid in full for work they performed. after the first dep none of the other Ps even bothered to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771462)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz violent business firm hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771476)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible juggernaut center

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771482)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Violent Maroon Piazza Potus

harball nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771489)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Indigo dysfunction range

wow. that's simply evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771536)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: cyan hall jap

MAGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207756)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: hot boyish box office national security agency

lol fuck me, i need to know what firm your with in case we ever need outside counsel for depos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771547)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 1:02 PM
Author: Godawful Judgmental Cuck

Man, in New York this shit doesn't even matter. You can prove that someone is an illegal, and not only will nobody care, they can even recover lost wages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771820)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: Diverse dilemma pisswyrm

i think the point is to scare them into dropping the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Sick menage

LOL at central american P's having an understanding of the justice system or even understanding what their atty tells them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932363)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria

(guy with indentured servants)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942676)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 1:03 PM
Author: lime house-broken dragon abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771827)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: flirting rough-skinned newt parlour

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781060)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: nudist chapel gunner

i've defended a depo where the opposing attorney started that shit and i told my client not to answer. guy started asking his SSN, Place of Birth, etc and I was getting pissed so I kept objecting and instructing my client not to answer. Other attorney was making a huge deal about it and making all sorts of threats of going to the judge but didn't do shit about it at the end of the day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932105)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: pearly beady-eyed institution

lol what type of shitlaw do you work in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932138)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Cream striped hyena mental disorder

? obvious flame. wocket is obviously a prestigious and successful professional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942835)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: demanding self-absorbed sandwich

"Tell me about...hermano."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942699)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942711)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Flushed ungodly hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211755)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: racy persian

not flame whatsoever - a partner and I were working a bullshit lit case that we were convinced we would have to settle on behalf of a township. asking the plaintiffs these questions and trying to make them unpack their bizarre corporation's structure not only compelled them to dismiss the case, but they also literally disappeared (as in, their counsel could not find them ever again)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942867)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: Crimson lay

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946364)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Cream striped hyena mental disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28326521)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: unholy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093589)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: bateful church building

can confirm this happens. usually includes relatives' job locations, addresses, etc. It freaks them the fuck out and is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093603)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Cream striped hyena mental disorder

Sounds like shitlaw 101, why is everyone all shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093714)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:08 PM
Author: offensive lascivious resort

"Sir, why are you racist?"

in op's head = "BOOOOM DROPPED THE BOMB THAT WAS SOME KILLER LAWYER SHIT RIGHT THERE I PWNED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT GUY IM A LAWYERING CHAMPION

literally everyone else in the world, including the deponant= "whatever"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating cordovan round eye milk

179

you lost a point for misspelling "deponent"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932381)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Mustard thriller hospital halford

"do animals know we like them?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771490)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Curious pungent library

haha yeah. Classic ryder right here folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771510)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Flushed ungodly hell

lol jesus christ why are you the way you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211756)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Cream striped hyena mental disorder

? Is this to wonder at the miracle that Ryder is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093732)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: racy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942875)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: floppy jet stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29124661)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac mischievous corner place of business

I would attempt to perjure, asking like 10 questions I knew the answer to based on evidence and measuring the veracity of their statements. Once I spot a lie, I would chase that story with more follow up questions until I have an elaborate flame that they are fanning with their own futile breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771503)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded rehab giraffe

Q: Rate me as a mouthwash.

A: I'm sorry?

Q: Rate me. As a mouthwash.

A: You want me to --

Q: Minty as FUCK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771505)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: hot boyish box office national security agency

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771549)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Frisky Glassy Water Buffalo

Do you think Chung's alts deserved to be banned after the TMF outting fiasco?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771757)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: avocado police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328357)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: mint gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939489)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942683)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Buff stead pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942897)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211724)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Adventurous coiffed philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093638)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: avocado police squad

“Was anyone else present when you met with your lawyer?”

This one is actually a killer because it destroys privilege, and the answer is "yes" more often than you might think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328355)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: tan twinkling uncleanness forum

Yeah, except it is always either their secretary or someone else that works for the same company as the deponent. In both those cases, the privilege stands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127584)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: rebellious home

start off putting the lawyer on edge.

ask "how did you come to retainer mr x?"

"did you seek him out or did he advertise a good cost to you?"

generally i do the same thing for all my depos. first, you make sure you have whatever written discovery you want. then for the deposition have like 8 or 9 points you want to bring up such as contradictions between their sworn pleadings and whatever docs you have. make sure you get to all these points.

start of asking basic shit, where they went to college, what they do for their current company. have them explain it to you. you get to learn about your opponent's business more than ever.

"so you're head of hr?" "when do you get to work?" "you check office emails first?" "when did you first find out about this case?" "who did you hear about it from" "did they ask you to preserve any documents" "which ones" "what did you think about that employee" "then what did you do with the file, like did you physically hand it someone next?" "who" "what did they do with the file?"

you either trip them up or you learn whatever it is you're interested in atm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328399)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: rebellious home

this is good shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932513)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria

Lol, did you read your own advice months later and find it to be useful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942693)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: Crimson lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946408)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Arousing Station

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093701)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: rebellious home

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207765)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: pea-brained boltzmann

Jesus. Forgot to log into a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32718036)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: stirring coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207725)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: avocado police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932038)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: nudist chapel gunner

"have you ever wanted to be beaten to death with a baseball bat on live tv?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932114)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Orchid exciting pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932535)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: translucent misanthropic sanctuary

You: "Do you need a break?"

Deponent: Yes.

You: "Good to know. Let's continue. [ask question]."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932448)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating cordovan round eye milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932660)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Turquoise locus

fuck this took more than a year to generate and it's the best yet.

18000.

And my non-pumo account is above ITT and makes me nostalgic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939521)



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Date: February 2nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling whorehouse

woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939900)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: avocado police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28326195)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: cyan hall jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207751)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: demanding self-absorbed sandwich

"What do you put in a toaster?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942701)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: tan twinkling uncleanness forum

Toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127590)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria

holy shit, rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211728)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria

If you have a difficult witness, start prefacing every question with "Can tell the jury..." or "Can you explain to the jury..."

-Do you have a supervisor?

-Can you rephrase?

-Is there anyone you report to?

-I'm not sure I understand the question?

-Mr. Witness, can you please explain to the jury what you don't understand about the question "Do you have a supervisor?"

They'll stop with the cute shit fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942709)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:41 AM
Author: Fuchsia appetizing legal warrant kitchen

"Does your mom know you're gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942921)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Odious Pearl Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#26028527)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: avocado police squad

are you now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127509)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: rebellious home

"do you even stim?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127562)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: avocado police squad

"Have you ever used the N-word in private?"

"OBJECTION AS TO RELEVANCE!"

"Objection noted. Now please answer the question."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482645)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: sinister wonderful hissy fit school cafeteria

If this isn't relevant you'd be sanctioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482823)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: avocado police squad

probably not, and it WOULD be relevant in any employment discrimination case where P is a black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29750333)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Dull Spectacular Voyeur

I go for 1 shot kills. In negligence case:

"Do you admit you were partly at fault for (falling/getting hit by car/ect...)?"

contract case:

"Why did you breach the contract?"

Employment:

"You have to admit you did dress provocatively, correct"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482837)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: razzle nofapping turdskin gas station

Lol this would only work if the deponent had not been prepped at all. Also, a good lawyer would tell the deponent to take a bathroom break whenever they get a hard question and confer with the lawyer. Also the defending lawyer would yell "OBJECTION" calls for legal conclusion or whatever which would clue the witness in that they need to be careful in answering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29124819)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: bearded autistic meetinghouse international law enforcement agency

the third question is the only one that the testimony will be admitted over an objection and that question is not remotely a one shot kill.

in my jurisdiction i'd for sure instruct the witness not to answer #2 and probably #1. the answers would not be admitted over form objections regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218714)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Tripping Alcoholic Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32194025)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: avocado police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218087)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling plum immigrant

Q: how dare you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218785)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: high-end cruise ship

A: No, counselor, how dare YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218794)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: ivory hunting ground national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093608)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Adventurous coiffed philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093643)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: ivory hunting ground national

"So you're a commodities broker? A commodities broker once told me all commodities brokers lie all the time. Is that true?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093618)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Yellow tanning salon wrinkle

Objection calls for paradox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093671)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Very tactful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093739)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: bossy ultramarine chad native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093687)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: maize nibblets ladyboy

Best to hit them with a "homos say what" early in the depo to throw them off their game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207737)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: cyan hall jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33208284)