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Bros, if you are the AG (defendant) in a civil lawsuit perta...
Dead Flesh Church Building
  10/12/12
Sure although you have that info already. In any event,...
hairraiser piazza mother
  10/12/12
yup
garnet supple stage
  10/13/12
careful not to come after them with an expunged arrest/offen...
lake house
  10/12/12
Elaborate. If P was arrested, but never convicted-- got that...
Dead Flesh Church Building
  10/12/12
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Dead Flesh Church Building
  10/12/12
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Dead Flesh Church Building
  10/12/12
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Dead Flesh Church Building
  10/13/12
lol! ELABORATE
Mustard Infuriating Business Firm
  10/13/12
Q: Please state your IQ for the record before I engage you f...
Lavender party of the first part
  04/07/16
...
hyperventilating crackhouse
  05/01/17
i would ask them to stae their name for the record and maybe...
heady ebony halford kitchen
  10/12/12
O what a preftigious profession!
Laughsome Internet-worthy Double Fault
  07/16/14
"Are you having an affair with your attorney?"
Mint Quadroon Rigor
  10/12/12
...
Mustard Infuriating Business Firm
  06/04/13
object as to relevance, instruct witness not to answer.
Stirring Maize Field
  06/04/13
*tension fills the room* Guy: *Swallows hard* AlphaLaw...
Boyish tantric death wish
  06/04/13
noted, now answer the question
bossy public bath gaming laptop
  01/31/14
Instructing a witness not to answer based on a relevance obj...
Lavender party of the first part
  04/07/16
Gotta go for dat Rule 30(d) motion to limit or terminate.
Mauve Resort
  12/21/16
can you blow me where the pampers is?
Aphrodisiac Sticky Pisswyrm Step-uncle's House
  10/12/12
idk what it has to do with the thread, but 180 reference
Mint Quadroon Rigor
  10/12/12
He said: Can you show me where the campus is?
Transparent Stage Depressive
  01/31/14
...
Blathering wonderful voyeur
  07/16/14
...
Mauve Resort
  01/31/14
if they are latino ask lots questions about their and their ...
Stirring Maize Field
  10/12/12
180
hairraiser piazza mother
  10/12/12
wow
Shaky Gay Wizard
  10/12/12
harball nigga
heady ebony halford kitchen
  10/12/12
wow. that's simply evil.
irradiated bearded parlour
  10/12/12
MAGA
Hilarious den
  05/01/17
lol fuck me, i need to know what firm your with in case we e...
out-of-control principal's office
  10/12/12
Man, in New York this shit doesn't even matter. You can pro...
Learning disabled dilemma
  10/12/12
i think the point is to scare them into dropping the case.
Trip marketing idea garrison
  10/13/12
LOL at central american P's having an understanding of the j...
orchid buck-toothed headpube
  01/31/14
(guy with indentured servants)
multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke
  07/16/14
...
beady-eyed lay
  10/12/12
1800000
ivory state trust fund
  10/13/12
i've defended a depo where the opposing attorney started tha...
Primrose Whorehouse Jew
  01/31/14
lol what type of shitlaw do you work in?
purple immigrant weed whacker
  01/31/14
? obvious flame. wocket is obviously a prestigious and succe...
pea-brained locale masturbator
  07/16/14
"Tell me about...hermano."
Blathering wonderful voyeur
  07/16/14
...
multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke
  07/16/14
lol
Bateful milky coffee pot theater
  06/27/15
not flame whatsoever - a partner and I were working a bullsh...
bat-shit-crazy glittery cuckold
  07/16/14
Haha
Laughsome Internet-worthy Double Fault
  07/16/14
lol
pea-brained locale masturbator
  07/14/15
...
elite low-t water buffalo
  04/17/17
can confirm this happens. usually includes relatives' job lo...
walnut alcoholic shitlib
  04/17/17
Sounds like shitlaw 101, why is everyone all shocked
pea-brained locale masturbator
  04/17/17
"Sir, why are you racist?" in op's head = &qu...
tan arousing chapel keepsake machete
  10/12/12
179 you lost a point for misspelling "deponent"
Swashbuckling Thirsty Spot Becky
  01/31/14
"do animals know we like them?"
Titillating Goal In Life
  10/12/12
haha yeah. Classic ryder right here folks
provocative center reading party
  10/12/12
lol jesus christ why are you the way you are
Bateful milky coffee pot theater
  06/27/15
? Is this to wonder at the miracle that Ryder is
pea-brained locale masturbator
  04/17/17
...
bat-shit-crazy glittery cuckold
  07/16/14
...
duck-like fighting doctorate
  11/06/15
I would attempt to perjure, asking like 10 questions I knew ...
vibrant puce indirect expression toilet seat
  10/12/12
Q: Rate me as a mouthwash. A: I'm sorry? Q: Rate me. A...
geriatric exciting orchestra pit
  10/12/12
!!!
out-of-control principal's office
  10/12/12
Do you think Chung's alts deserved to be banned after the TM...
Vigorous Self-centered Messiness Really Tough Guy
  10/12/12
...
Stirring Maize Field
  06/04/13
180
Razzle-dazzle Dopamine
  02/01/14
...
multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke
  07/16/14
180
Rusted ungodly cuckoldry alpha
  07/16/14
...
multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke
  06/27/15
...
Big-titted son of senegal famous landscape painting
  04/17/17
“Was anyone else present when you met with your lawyer?” ...
Stirring Maize Field
  06/04/13
Yeah, except it is always either their secretary or someone ...
Khaki Mind-boggling Base Philosopher-king
  01/16/15
start off putting the lawyer on edge. ask "how did y...
Rose selfie
  06/04/13
this is good shit.
Rose selfie
  01/31/14
Lol, did you read your own advice months later and find it t...
multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke
  07/16/14
...
Laughsome Internet-worthy Double Fault
  07/16/14
I really like it here.
Dashing Hunting Ground Hall
  04/17/17
yes
Rose selfie
  05/01/17
Jesus. Forgot to log into a different moniker?
floppy chest-beating bawdyhouse boistinker
  02/28/17
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contagious talking meetinghouse karate
  05/01/17
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Stirring Maize Field
  01/31/14
"have you ever wanted to be beaten to death with a base...
Primrose Whorehouse Jew
  01/31/14
...
gaped office
  01/31/14
You: "Do you need a break?" Deponent: Yes. Y...
canary territorial cruise ship faggot firefighter
  01/31/14
lol
Swashbuckling Thirsty Spot Becky
  01/31/14
fuck this took more than a year to generate and it's the bes...
Alcoholic Point Dragon
  02/01/14
woah
Lemon Hominid
  02/02/14
...
Stirring Maize Field
  07/14/15
...
Hilarious den
  05/01/17
"What do you put in a toaster?"
Blathering wonderful voyeur
  07/16/14
Toast?
Khaki Mind-boggling Base Philosopher-king
  01/16/15
holy shit, rudolph
multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke
  06/27/15
If you have a difficult witness, start prefacing every quest...
multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke
  07/16/14
"Does your mom know you're gay?"
Sick exhilarant gas station therapy
  07/16/14
...
Fiercely-loyal school sex offender
  07/30/14
are you now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?...
Stirring Maize Field
  01/16/15
"do you even stim?"
Rose selfie
  01/16/15
"Have you ever used the N-word in private?" &qu...
Stirring Maize Field
  08/05/15
If this isn't relevant you'd be sanctioned.
multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke
  08/05/15
probably not, and it WOULD be relevant in any employment dis...
Stirring Maize Field
  02/04/16
I go for 1 shot kills. In negligence case: "Do you a...
Histrionic gunner
  08/05/15
Lol this would only work if the deponent had not been preppe...
misunderstood dingle berry address
  11/06/15
the third question is the only one that the testimony will b...
Crystalline galvanic cumskin tank
  04/07/16
...
Shivering new version
  12/21/16
...
Stirring Maize Field
  04/06/16
Q: how dare you?
Sepia set ceo
  04/07/16
A: No, counselor, how dare YOU!
Lavender party of the first part
  04/07/16
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Magenta trailer park
  04/17/17
...
Big-titted son of senegal famous landscape painting
  04/17/17
"So you're a commodities broker? A commodities broker ...
Magenta trailer park
  04/17/17
Objection calls for paradox.
Mahogany doobsian jewess
  04/17/17
...
Vivacious self-absorbed potus milk
  04/17/17
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House-broken Lodge Idea He Suggested
  04/17/17
Best to hit them with a "homos say what" early in ...
sable fat ankles brethren
  05/01/17
...
Hilarious den
  05/01/17


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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:03 PM
Author: Dead Flesh Church Building

Bros, if you are the AG (defendant) in a civil lawsuit pertaining to civil rights violations, what depo qs would you ask? Do you ask about the plaintiff's prior criminal history i.e. if he/she was ever arrested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771426)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: hairraiser piazza mother

Sure although you have that info already.

In any event, just ask a bunch of questions on random shit and then prove p is a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771443)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: garnet supple stage

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781018)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: lake house

careful not to come after them with an expunged arrest/offense or you might get lawsuit pwnd/fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771456)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Dead Flesh Church Building

Elaborate. If P was arrested, but never convicted-- got that youth trial. Good news or bad news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771514)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Dead Flesh Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771534)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Dead Flesh Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771565)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Dead Flesh Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781740)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Mustard Infuriating Business Firm

lol!

ELABORATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21780990)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Lavender party of the first part

Q: Please state your IQ for the record before I engage you further

A: Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218737)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207901)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:04 PM
Author: heady ebony halford kitchen

i would ask them to stae their name for the record and maybe spell that shit if it was unusual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771439)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Internet-worthy Double Fault

O what a preftigious profession!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946300)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Mint Quadroon Rigor

"Are you having an affair with your attorney?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771445)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: Mustard Infuriating Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328378)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Stirring Maize Field

object as to relevance, instruct witness not to answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328382)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: Boyish tantric death wish

*tension fills the room*

Guy: *Swallows hard*

AlphaLawyer: Sir, please answer the question.

Guy: *Reaches for his glass of water*

AlphaLawyer: . . .

Guy: *Swallows the liquid before taking a deep breathe*

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: bossy public bath gaming laptop

noted, now answer the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932118)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: Lavender party of the first part

Instructing a witness not to answer based on a relevance objection is a good way to get sanctionpwned. Isn't there *something* you don't suck at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218749)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Mauve Resort

Gotta go for dat Rule 30(d) motion to limit or terminate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32194016)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sticky Pisswyrm Step-uncle's House

can you blow me where the pampers is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771459)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Mint Quadroon Rigor

idk what it has to do with the thread, but 180 reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771778)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Transparent Stage Depressive

He said: Can you show me where the campus is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932523)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Blathering wonderful voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942697)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Mauve Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932516)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:07 PM
Author: Stirring Maize Field

if they are latino ask lots questions about their and their relatives' immigration status. opp counsel will object but it will scare the fuck out of the deponent. i once got a case dismissed doing this. 7 Ps were suing my general contractor client claiming they weren't paid in full for work they performed. after the first dep none of the other Ps even bothered to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771462)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: hairraiser piazza mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771476)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:10 PM
Author: Shaky Gay Wizard

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771482)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: heady ebony halford kitchen

harball nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771489)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: irradiated bearded parlour

wow. that's simply evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771536)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Hilarious den

MAGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207756)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: out-of-control principal's office

lol fuck me, i need to know what firm your with in case we ever need outside counsel for depos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771547)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 1:02 PM
Author: Learning disabled dilemma

Man, in New York this shit doesn't even matter. You can prove that someone is an illegal, and not only will nobody care, they can even recover lost wages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771820)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: Trip marketing idea garrison

i think the point is to scare them into dropping the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: orchid buck-toothed headpube

LOL at central american P's having an understanding of the justice system or even understanding what their atty tells them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932363)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke

(guy with indentured servants)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942676)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 1:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771827)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: ivory state trust fund

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781060)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Primrose Whorehouse Jew

i've defended a depo where the opposing attorney started that shit and i told my client not to answer. guy started asking his SSN, Place of Birth, etc and I was getting pissed so I kept objecting and instructing my client not to answer. Other attorney was making a huge deal about it and making all sorts of threats of going to the judge but didn't do shit about it at the end of the day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932105)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: purple immigrant weed whacker

lol what type of shitlaw do you work in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932138)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: pea-brained locale masturbator

? obvious flame. wocket is obviously a prestigious and successful professional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942835)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Blathering wonderful voyeur

"Tell me about...hermano."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942699)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942711)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Bateful milky coffee pot theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211755)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy glittery cuckold

not flame whatsoever - a partner and I were working a bullshit lit case that we were convinced we would have to settle on behalf of a township. asking the plaintiffs these questions and trying to make them unpack their bizarre corporation's structure not only compelled them to dismiss the case, but they also literally disappeared (as in, their counsel could not find them ever again)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942867)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Internet-worthy Double Fault

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946364)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: pea-brained locale masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28326521)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: elite low-t water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093589)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: walnut alcoholic shitlib

can confirm this happens. usually includes relatives' job locations, addresses, etc. It freaks them the fuck out and is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093603)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: pea-brained locale masturbator

Sounds like shitlaw 101, why is everyone all shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093714)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:08 PM
Author: tan arousing chapel keepsake machete

"Sir, why are you racist?"

in op's head = "BOOOOM DROPPED THE BOMB THAT WAS SOME KILLER LAWYER SHIT RIGHT THERE I PWNED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT GUY IM A LAWYERING CHAMPION

literally everyone else in the world, including the deponant= "whatever"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Spot Becky

179

you lost a point for misspelling "deponent"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932381)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Titillating Goal In Life

"do animals know we like them?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771490)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: provocative center reading party

haha yeah. Classic ryder right here folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771510)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Bateful milky coffee pot theater

lol jesus christ why are you the way you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211756)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: pea-brained locale masturbator

? Is this to wonder at the miracle that Ryder is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093732)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy glittery cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942875)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: duck-like fighting doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29124661)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: vibrant puce indirect expression toilet seat

I would attempt to perjure, asking like 10 questions I knew the answer to based on evidence and measuring the veracity of their statements. Once I spot a lie, I would chase that story with more follow up questions until I have an elaborate flame that they are fanning with their own futile breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771503)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: geriatric exciting orchestra pit

Q: Rate me as a mouthwash.

A: I'm sorry?

Q: Rate me. As a mouthwash.

A: You want me to --

Q: Minty as FUCK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771505)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: out-of-control principal's office

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771549)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Vigorous Self-centered Messiness Really Tough Guy

Do you think Chung's alts deserved to be banned after the TMF outting fiasco?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771757)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: Stirring Maize Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328357)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939489)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942683)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Rusted ungodly cuckoldry alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942897)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211724)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Big-titted son of senegal famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093638)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: Stirring Maize Field

“Was anyone else present when you met with your lawyer?”

This one is actually a killer because it destroys privilege, and the answer is "yes" more often than you might think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328355)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Khaki Mind-boggling Base Philosopher-king

Yeah, except it is always either their secretary or someone else that works for the same company as the deponent. In both those cases, the privilege stands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127584)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Rose selfie

start off putting the lawyer on edge.

ask "how did you come to retainer mr x?"

"did you seek him out or did he advertise a good cost to you?"

generally i do the same thing for all my depos. first, you make sure you have whatever written discovery you want. then for the deposition have like 8 or 9 points you want to bring up such as contradictions between their sworn pleadings and whatever docs you have. make sure you get to all these points.

start of asking basic shit, where they went to college, what they do for their current company. have them explain it to you. you get to learn about your opponent's business more than ever.

"so you're head of hr?" "when do you get to work?" "you check office emails first?" "when did you first find out about this case?" "who did you hear about it from" "did they ask you to preserve any documents" "which ones" "what did you think about that employee" "then what did you do with the file, like did you physically hand it someone next?" "who" "what did they do with the file?"

you either trip them up or you learn whatever it is you're interested in atm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328399)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Rose selfie

this is good shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932513)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke

Lol, did you read your own advice months later and find it to be useful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942693)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: Laughsome Internet-worthy Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946408)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Dashing Hunting Ground Hall

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093701)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Rose selfie

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207765)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: floppy chest-beating bawdyhouse boistinker

Jesus. Forgot to log into a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32718036)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: contagious talking meetinghouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207725)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Stirring Maize Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932038)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: Primrose Whorehouse Jew

"have you ever wanted to be beaten to death with a baseball bat on live tv?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932114)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: gaped office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932535)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: canary territorial cruise ship faggot firefighter

You: "Do you need a break?"

Deponent: Yes.

You: "Good to know. Let's continue. [ask question]."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932448)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Spot Becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932660)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic Point Dragon

fuck this took more than a year to generate and it's the best yet.

18000.

And my non-pumo account is above ITT and makes me nostalgic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939521)



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Date: February 2nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Lemon Hominid

woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939900)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Stirring Maize Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28326195)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Hilarious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207751)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Blathering wonderful voyeur

"What do you put in a toaster?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942701)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Khaki Mind-boggling Base Philosopher-king

Toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127590)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke

holy shit, rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211728)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke

If you have a difficult witness, start prefacing every question with "Can tell the jury..." or "Can you explain to the jury..."

-Do you have a supervisor?

-Can you rephrase?

-Is there anyone you report to?

-I'm not sure I understand the question?

-Mr. Witness, can you please explain to the jury what you don't understand about the question "Do you have a supervisor?"

They'll stop with the cute shit fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942709)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:41 AM
Author: Sick exhilarant gas station therapy

"Does your mom know you're gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942921)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal school sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#26028527)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Stirring Maize Field

are you now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127509)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Rose selfie

"do you even stim?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127562)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: Stirring Maize Field

"Have you ever used the N-word in private?"

"OBJECTION AS TO RELEVANCE!"

"Objection noted. Now please answer the question."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482645)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: multi-colored topaz stead yarmulke

If this isn't relevant you'd be sanctioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482823)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Stirring Maize Field

probably not, and it WOULD be relevant in any employment discrimination case where P is a black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29750333)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Histrionic gunner

I go for 1 shot kills. In negligence case:

"Do you admit you were partly at fault for (falling/getting hit by car/ect...)?"

contract case:

"Why did you breach the contract?"

Employment:

"You have to admit you did dress provocatively, correct"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482837)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: misunderstood dingle berry address

Lol this would only work if the deponent had not been prepped at all. Also, a good lawyer would tell the deponent to take a bathroom break whenever they get a hard question and confer with the lawyer. Also the defending lawyer would yell "OBJECTION" calls for legal conclusion or whatever which would clue the witness in that they need to be careful in answering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29124819)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Crystalline galvanic cumskin tank

the third question is the only one that the testimony will be admitted over an objection and that question is not remotely a one shot kill.

in my jurisdiction i'd for sure instruct the witness not to answer #2 and probably #1. the answers would not be admitted over form objections regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218714)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Shivering new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32194025)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: Stirring Maize Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218087)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Sepia set ceo

Q: how dare you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218785)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Lavender party of the first part

A: No, counselor, how dare YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218794)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Magenta trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093608)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Big-titted son of senegal famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093643)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Magenta trailer park

"So you're a commodities broker? A commodities broker once told me all commodities brokers lie all the time. Is that true?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093618)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Mahogany doobsian jewess

Objection calls for paradox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093671)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Vivacious self-absorbed potus milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093739)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: House-broken Lodge Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093687)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: sable fat ankles brethren

Best to hit them with a "homos say what" early in the depo to throw them off their game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207737)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: Hilarious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33208284)