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Bros, if you are the AG (defendant) in a civil lawsuit perta...
vermilion electric space
  10/12/12
Sure although you have that info already. In any event,...
wild pistol windowlicker
  10/12/12
yup
Irradiated property circlehead
  10/13/12
careful not to come after them with an expunged arrest/offen...
bonkers nibblets old irish cottage
  10/12/12
Elaborate. If P was arrested, but never convicted-- got that...
vermilion electric space
  10/12/12
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vermilion electric space
  10/12/12
...
vermilion electric space
  10/12/12
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vermilion electric space
  10/13/12
lol! ELABORATE
coiffed set
  10/13/12
Q: Please state your IQ for the record before I engage you f...
Aromatic Talking Menage
  04/07/16
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twisted citrine degenerate
  05/01/17
i would ask them to stae their name for the record and maybe...
Glassy cracking den affirmative action
  10/12/12
O what a preftigious profession!
floppy crackhouse party of the first part
  07/16/14
"Are you having an affair with your attorney?"
snowy vigorous trailer park
  10/12/12
...
coiffed set
  06/04/13
object as to relevance, instruct witness not to answer.
aqua potus
  06/04/13
*tension fills the room* Guy: *Swallows hard* AlphaLaw...
Lilac area
  06/04/13
noted, now answer the question
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  01/31/14
Instructing a witness not to answer based on a relevance obj...
Aromatic Talking Menage
  04/07/16
Gotta go for dat Rule 30(d) motion to limit or terminate.
Amber Cocky Cuckoldry
  12/21/16
can you blow me where the pampers is?
Black Faggotry Home
  10/12/12
idk what it has to do with the thread, but 180 reference
snowy vigorous trailer park
  10/12/12
He said: Can you show me where the campus is?
Translucent Vibrant Sanctuary
  01/31/14
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odious hominid
  07/16/14
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Amber Cocky Cuckoldry
  01/31/14
if they are latino ask lots questions about their and their ...
aqua potus
  10/12/12
180
wild pistol windowlicker
  10/12/12
wow
pearl stirring indian lodge cuckold
  10/12/12
harball nigga
Glassy cracking den affirmative action
  10/12/12
wow. that's simply evil.
Shaky theater yarmulke
  10/12/12
MAGA
Light nursing home
  05/01/17
lol fuck me, i need to know what firm your with in case we e...
ultramarine turdskin gas station
  10/12/12
Man, in New York this shit doesn't even matter. You can pro...
abusive chestnut toaster newt
  10/12/12
i think the point is to scare them into dropping the case.
Shimmering slippery pit
  10/13/12
LOL at central american P's having an understanding of the j...
Titillating soggy sound barrier
  01/31/14
(guy with indentured servants)
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  07/16/14
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  10/12/12
1800000
razzle-dazzle underhanded business firm
  10/13/12
i've defended a depo where the opposing attorney started tha...
razzmatazz becky
  01/31/14
lol what type of shitlaw do you work in?
thriller step-uncle's house
  01/31/14
? obvious flame. wocket is obviously a prestigious and succe...
bipolar dashing puppy whorehouse
  07/16/14
"Tell me about...hermano."
odious hominid
  07/16/14
...
Maroon casino double fault
  07/16/14
lol
Disturbing clown
  06/27/15
not flame whatsoever - a partner and I were working a bullsh...
Disgusting station candlestick maker
  07/16/14
Haha
floppy crackhouse party of the first part
  07/16/14
lol
bipolar dashing puppy whorehouse
  07/14/15
...
Orchid Unhinged Heaven Lettuce
  04/17/17
can confirm this happens. usually includes relatives' job lo...
Yellow pervert jap
  04/17/17
Sounds like shitlaw 101, why is everyone all shocked
bipolar dashing puppy whorehouse
  04/17/17
"Sir, why are you racist?" in op's head = &qu...
alcoholic magenta faggot firefighter stage
  10/12/12
179 you lost a point for misspelling "deponent"
razzle institution
  01/31/14
"do animals know we like them?"
Beady-eyed offensive scourge upon the earth
  10/12/12
haha yeah. Classic ryder right here folks
Talented primrose chapel crotch
  10/12/12
lol jesus christ why are you the way you are
Disturbing clown
  06/27/15
? Is this to wonder at the miracle that Ryder is
bipolar dashing puppy whorehouse
  04/17/17
...
Disgusting station candlestick maker
  07/16/14
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  11/06/15
I would attempt to perjure, asking like 10 questions I knew ...
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  10/12/12
Q: Rate me as a mouthwash. A: I'm sorry? Q: Rate me. A...
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  10/12/12
!!!
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  10/12/12
Do you think Chung's alts deserved to be banned after the TM...
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...
aqua potus
  06/04/13
180
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  07/16/14
180
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“Was anyone else present when you met with your lawyer?” ...
aqua potus
  06/04/13
Yeah, except it is always either their secretary or someone ...
Plum Idiotic Location Fanboi
  01/16/15
start off putting the lawyer on edge. ask "how did y...
Cyan base
  06/04/13
this is good shit.
Cyan base
  01/31/14
Lol, did you read your own advice months later and find it t...
Maroon casino double fault
  07/16/14
...
floppy crackhouse party of the first part
  07/16/14
I really like it here.
Hairraiser High-end House
  04/17/17
yes
Cyan base
  05/01/17
Jesus. Forgot to log into a different moniker?
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aqua potus
  01/31/14
"have you ever wanted to be beaten to death with a base...
razzmatazz becky
  01/31/14
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Irate Brunch
  01/31/14
You: "Do you need a break?" Deponent: Yes. Y...
Big Red Tank
  01/31/14
lol
razzle institution
  01/31/14
fuck this took more than a year to generate and it's the bes...
Milky Mind-boggling Wagecucks
  02/01/14
woah
self-absorbed twinkling twinkling uncleanness
  02/02/14
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aqua potus
  07/14/15
...
Light nursing home
  05/01/17
"What do you put in a toaster?"
odious hominid
  07/16/14
Toast?
Plum Idiotic Location Fanboi
  01/16/15
holy shit, rudolph
Maroon casino double fault
  06/27/15
If you have a difficult witness, start prefacing every quest...
Maroon casino double fault
  07/16/14
"Does your mom know you're gay?"
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  07/16/14
...
Hideous locus
  07/30/14
are you now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?...
aqua potus
  01/16/15
"do you even stim?"
Cyan base
  01/16/15
"Have you ever used the N-word in private?" &qu...
aqua potus
  08/05/15
If this isn't relevant you'd be sanctioned.
Maroon casino double fault
  08/05/15
probably not, and it WOULD be relevant in any employment dis...
aqua potus
  02/04/16
I go for 1 shot kills. In negligence case: "Do you a...
shivering green hospital
  08/05/15
Lol this would only work if the deponent had not been preppe...
Passionate Market
  11/06/15
the third question is the only one that the testimony will b...
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  04/07/16
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aqua potus
  04/06/16
Q: how dare you?
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  04/07/16
A: No, counselor, how dare YOU!
Aromatic Talking Menage
  04/07/16
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  04/17/17
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"So you're a commodities broker? A commodities broker ...
Indecent lodge messiness
  04/17/17
Objection calls for paradox.
Heady Boltzmann Forum
  04/17/17
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At-the-ready office prole
  04/17/17
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  04/17/17
Best to hit them with a "homos say what" early in ...
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  05/01/17
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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:03 PM
Author: vermilion electric space

Bros, if you are the AG (defendant) in a civil lawsuit pertaining to civil rights violations, what depo qs would you ask? Do you ask about the plaintiff's prior criminal history i.e. if he/she was ever arrested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771426)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: wild pistol windowlicker

Sure although you have that info already.

In any event, just ask a bunch of questions on random shit and then prove p is a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771443)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Irradiated property circlehead

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781018)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: bonkers nibblets old irish cottage

careful not to come after them with an expunged arrest/offense or you might get lawsuit pwnd/fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771456)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: vermilion electric space

Elaborate. If P was arrested, but never convicted-- got that youth trial. Good news or bad news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771514)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: vermilion electric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771534)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: vermilion electric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771565)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: vermilion electric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781740)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: coiffed set

lol!

ELABORATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21780990)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Aromatic Talking Menage

Q: Please state your IQ for the record before I engage you further

A: Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218737)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: twisted citrine degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207901)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:04 PM
Author: Glassy cracking den affirmative action

i would ask them to stae their name for the record and maybe spell that shit if it was unusual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771439)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: floppy crackhouse party of the first part

O what a preftigious profession!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946300)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: snowy vigorous trailer park

"Are you having an affair with your attorney?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771445)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: coiffed set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328378)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: aqua potus

object as to relevance, instruct witness not to answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328382)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: Lilac area

*tension fills the room*

Guy: *Swallows hard*

AlphaLawyer: Sir, please answer the question.

Guy: *Reaches for his glass of water*

AlphaLawyer: . . .

Guy: *Swallows the liquid before taking a deep breathe*

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: Claret bbw spot

noted, now answer the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932118)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: Aromatic Talking Menage

Instructing a witness not to answer based on a relevance objection is a good way to get sanctionpwned. Isn't there *something* you don't suck at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218749)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Amber Cocky Cuckoldry

Gotta go for dat Rule 30(d) motion to limit or terminate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32194016)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:07 PM
Author: Black Faggotry Home

can you blow me where the pampers is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771459)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: snowy vigorous trailer park

idk what it has to do with the thread, but 180 reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771778)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Translucent Vibrant Sanctuary

He said: Can you show me where the campus is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932523)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: odious hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942697)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Amber Cocky Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932516)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:07 PM
Author: aqua potus

if they are latino ask lots questions about their and their relatives' immigration status. opp counsel will object but it will scare the fuck out of the deponent. i once got a case dismissed doing this. 7 Ps were suing my general contractor client claiming they weren't paid in full for work they performed. after the first dep none of the other Ps even bothered to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771462)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: wild pistol windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771476)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:10 PM
Author: pearl stirring indian lodge cuckold

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771482)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Glassy cracking den affirmative action

harball nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771489)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Shaky theater yarmulke

wow. that's simply evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771536)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Light nursing home

MAGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207756)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: ultramarine turdskin gas station

lol fuck me, i need to know what firm your with in case we ever need outside counsel for depos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771547)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 1:02 PM
Author: abusive chestnut toaster newt

Man, in New York this shit doesn't even matter. You can prove that someone is an illegal, and not only will nobody care, they can even recover lost wages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771820)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: Shimmering slippery pit

i think the point is to scare them into dropping the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Titillating soggy sound barrier

LOL at central american P's having an understanding of the justice system or even understanding what their atty tells them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932363)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Maroon casino double fault

(guy with indentured servants)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942676)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 1:03 PM
Author: crystalline resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771827)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded business firm

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781060)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz becky

i've defended a depo where the opposing attorney started that shit and i told my client not to answer. guy started asking his SSN, Place of Birth, etc and I was getting pissed so I kept objecting and instructing my client not to answer. Other attorney was making a huge deal about it and making all sorts of threats of going to the judge but didn't do shit about it at the end of the day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932105)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: thriller step-uncle's house

lol what type of shitlaw do you work in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932138)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: bipolar dashing puppy whorehouse

? obvious flame. wocket is obviously a prestigious and successful professional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942835)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: odious hominid

"Tell me about...hermano."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942699)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Maroon casino double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942711)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Disturbing clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211755)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Disgusting station candlestick maker

not flame whatsoever - a partner and I were working a bullshit lit case that we were convinced we would have to settle on behalf of a township. asking the plaintiffs these questions and trying to make them unpack their bizarre corporation's structure not only compelled them to dismiss the case, but they also literally disappeared (as in, their counsel could not find them ever again)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942867)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: floppy crackhouse party of the first part

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946364)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: bipolar dashing puppy whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28326521)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Orchid Unhinged Heaven Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093589)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Yellow pervert jap

can confirm this happens. usually includes relatives' job locations, addresses, etc. It freaks them the fuck out and is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093603)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: bipolar dashing puppy whorehouse

Sounds like shitlaw 101, why is everyone all shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093714)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:08 PM
Author: alcoholic magenta faggot firefighter stage

"Sir, why are you racist?"

in op's head = "BOOOOM DROPPED THE BOMB THAT WAS SOME KILLER LAWYER SHIT RIGHT THERE I PWNED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT GUY IM A LAWYERING CHAMPION

literally everyone else in the world, including the deponant= "whatever"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: razzle institution

179

you lost a point for misspelling "deponent"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932381)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed offensive scourge upon the earth

"do animals know we like them?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771490)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Talented primrose chapel crotch

haha yeah. Classic ryder right here folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771510)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Disturbing clown

lol jesus christ why are you the way you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211756)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: bipolar dashing puppy whorehouse

? Is this to wonder at the miracle that Ryder is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093732)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: Disgusting station candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942875)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: peach cowardly reading party stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29124661)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: laughsome love of her life round eye

I would attempt to perjure, asking like 10 questions I knew the answer to based on evidence and measuring the veracity of their statements. Once I spot a lie, I would chase that story with more follow up questions until I have an elaborate flame that they are fanning with their own futile breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771503)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: gold church building coffee pot

Q: Rate me as a mouthwash.

A: I'm sorry?

Q: Rate me. As a mouthwash.

A: You want me to --

Q: Minty as FUCK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771505)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: ultramarine turdskin gas station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771549)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac patrolman public bath

Do you think Chung's alts deserved to be banned after the TMF outting fiasco?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771757)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: aqua potus



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Date: February 1st, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: comical angry cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939489)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: Maroon casino double fault



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: harsh state dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942897)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Maroon casino double fault



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: hot gay wizard foreskin



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: aqua potus

“Was anyone else present when you met with your lawyer?”

This one is actually a killer because it destroys privilege, and the answer is "yes" more often than you might think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328355)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Plum Idiotic Location Fanboi

Yeah, except it is always either their secretary or someone else that works for the same company as the deponent. In both those cases, the privilege stands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127584)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Cyan base

start off putting the lawyer on edge.

ask "how did you come to retainer mr x?"

"did you seek him out or did he advertise a good cost to you?"

generally i do the same thing for all my depos. first, you make sure you have whatever written discovery you want. then for the deposition have like 8 or 9 points you want to bring up such as contradictions between their sworn pleadings and whatever docs you have. make sure you get to all these points.

start of asking basic shit, where they went to college, what they do for their current company. have them explain it to you. you get to learn about your opponent's business more than ever.

"so you're head of hr?" "when do you get to work?" "you check office emails first?" "when did you first find out about this case?" "who did you hear about it from" "did they ask you to preserve any documents" "which ones" "what did you think about that employee" "then what did you do with the file, like did you physically hand it someone next?" "who" "what did they do with the file?"

you either trip them up or you learn whatever it is you're interested in atm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328399)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Cyan base

this is good shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932513)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Maroon casino double fault

Lol, did you read your own advice months later and find it to be useful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942693)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: floppy crackhouse party of the first part



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser High-end House

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093701)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Cyan base

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207765)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Contagious Pungent Point Knife

Jesus. Forgot to log into a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32718036)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: exhilarant bull headed hall



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: aqua potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932038)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz becky

"have you ever wanted to be beaten to death with a baseball bat on live tv?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932114)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Irate Brunch



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Big Red Tank

You: "Do you need a break?"

Deponent: Yes.

You: "Good to know. Let's continue. [ask question]."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932448)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: razzle institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932660)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Milky Mind-boggling Wagecucks

fuck this took more than a year to generate and it's the best yet.

18000.

And my non-pumo account is above ITT and makes me nostalgic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939521)



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Date: February 2nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: self-absorbed twinkling twinkling uncleanness

woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939900)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: aqua potus



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Light nursing home



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: odious hominid

"What do you put in a toaster?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942701)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Plum Idiotic Location Fanboi

Toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127590)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Maroon casino double fault

holy shit, rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211728)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Maroon casino double fault

If you have a difficult witness, start prefacing every question with "Can tell the jury..." or "Can you explain to the jury..."

-Do you have a supervisor?

-Can you rephrase?

-Is there anyone you report to?

-I'm not sure I understand the question?

-Mr. Witness, can you please explain to the jury what you don't understand about the question "Do you have a supervisor?"

They'll stop with the cute shit fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942709)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:41 AM
Author: adventurous selfie

"Does your mom know you're gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942921)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Hideous locus



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: aqua potus

are you now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127509)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Cyan base

"do you even stim?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127562)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: aqua potus

"Have you ever used the N-word in private?"

"OBJECTION AS TO RELEVANCE!"

"Objection noted. Now please answer the question."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482645)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Maroon casino double fault

If this isn't relevant you'd be sanctioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482823)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: aqua potus

probably not, and it WOULD be relevant in any employment discrimination case where P is a black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29750333)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: shivering green hospital

I go for 1 shot kills. In negligence case:

"Do you admit you were partly at fault for (falling/getting hit by car/ect...)?"

contract case:

"Why did you breach the contract?"

Employment:

"You have to admit you did dress provocatively, correct"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482837)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Passionate Market

Lol this would only work if the deponent had not been prepped at all. Also, a good lawyer would tell the deponent to take a bathroom break whenever they get a hard question and confer with the lawyer. Also the defending lawyer would yell "OBJECTION" calls for legal conclusion or whatever which would clue the witness in that they need to be careful in answering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29124819)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Canary weed whacker

the third question is the only one that the testimony will be admitted over an objection and that question is not remotely a one shot kill.

in my jurisdiction i'd for sure instruct the witness not to answer #2 and probably #1. the answers would not be admitted over form objections regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218714)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Lascivious coral background story people who are hurt



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: aqua potus



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: erotic center

Q: how dare you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218785)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Aromatic Talking Menage

A: No, counselor, how dare YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218794)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Indecent lodge messiness



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Indecent lodge messiness

"So you're a commodities broker? A commodities broker once told me all commodities brokers lie all the time. Is that true?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093618)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Heady Boltzmann Forum

Objection calls for paradox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093671)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready office prole



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:34 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Self-centered boyish gunner shitlib

Best to hit them with a "homos say what" early in the depo to throw them off their game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207737)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: Light nursing home



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