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Bros, if you are the AG (defendant) in a civil lawsuit perta...
Maniacal cracking location
  10/12/12
Sure although you have that info already. In any event,...
Narrow-minded mischievous lettuce library
  10/12/12
yup
Racy becky
  10/13/12
careful not to come after them with an expunged arrest/offen...
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  10/12/12
Elaborate. If P was arrested, but never convicted-- got that...
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lol! ELABORATE
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  10/13/12
Q: Please state your IQ for the record before I engage you f...
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  04/07/16
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  05/01/17
i would ask them to stae their name for the record and maybe...
Carmine federal market rigor
  10/12/12
O what a preftigious profession!
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  07/16/14
"Are you having an affair with your attorney?"
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  10/12/12
...
Drab Roommate School Cafeteria
  06/04/13
object as to relevance, instruct witness not to answer.
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  06/04/13
*tension fills the room* Guy: *Swallows hard* AlphaLaw...
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  06/04/13
noted, now answer the question
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  01/31/14
Instructing a witness not to answer based on a relevance obj...
snowy provocative rigpig
  04/07/16
Gotta go for dat Rule 30(d) motion to limit or terminate.
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  12/21/16
can you blow me where the pampers is?
histrionic godawful stag film stain
  10/12/12
idk what it has to do with the thread, but 180 reference
azure out-of-control hall wrinkle
  10/12/12
He said: Can you show me where the campus is?
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  01/31/14
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  07/16/14
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Odious brilliant stock car space
  01/31/14
if they are latino ask lots questions about their and their ...
crimson tanning salon
  10/12/12
180
Narrow-minded mischievous lettuce library
  10/12/12
wow
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  10/12/12
harball nigga
Carmine federal market rigor
  10/12/12
wow. that's simply evil.
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  10/12/12
MAGA
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  05/01/17
lol fuck me, i need to know what firm your with in case we e...
Heady mexican
  10/12/12
Man, in New York this shit doesn't even matter. You can pro...
brindle den keepsake machete
  10/12/12
i think the point is to scare them into dropping the case.
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  10/13/12
LOL at central american P's having an understanding of the j...
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  01/31/14
(guy with indentured servants)
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  07/16/14
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1800000
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  10/13/12
i've defended a depo where the opposing attorney started tha...
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  01/31/14
lol what type of shitlaw do you work in?
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  01/31/14
? obvious flame. wocket is obviously a prestigious and succe...
Emerald fear-inspiring chapel dragon
  07/16/14
"Tell me about...hermano."
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  07/16/14
...
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  07/16/14
lol
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  06/27/15
not flame whatsoever - a partner and I were working a bullsh...
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  07/16/14
Haha
Bipolar Toaster Multi-billionaire
  07/16/14
lol
Emerald fear-inspiring chapel dragon
  07/14/15
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topaz love of her life
  04/17/17
can confirm this happens. usually includes relatives' job lo...
dull insanely creepy mood feces
  04/17/17
Sounds like shitlaw 101, why is everyone all shocked
Emerald fear-inspiring chapel dragon
  04/17/17
"Sir, why are you racist?" in op's head = &qu...
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  10/12/12
179 you lost a point for misspelling "deponent"
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  01/31/14
"do animals know we like them?"
Self-centered Chartreuse Boiling Water Range
  10/12/12
haha yeah. Classic ryder right here folks
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lol jesus christ why are you the way you are
Blue big-titted pit affirmative action
  06/27/15
? Is this to wonder at the miracle that Ryder is
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  07/16/14
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I would attempt to perjure, asking like 10 questions I knew ...
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  10/12/12
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180
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180
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  01/16/15
start off putting the lawyer on edge. ask "how did y...
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  06/04/13
this is good shit.
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Lol, did you read your own advice months later and find it t...
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Bipolar Toaster Multi-billionaire
  07/16/14
I really like it here.
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  04/17/17
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Jesus. Forgot to log into a different moniker?
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You: "Do you need a break?" Deponent: Yes. Y...
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"What do you put in a toaster?"
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  07/16/14
Toast?
Hyperventilating Step-uncle's House Mental Disorder
  01/16/15
holy shit, rudolph
Cocky pink gaping cuck
  06/27/15
If you have a difficult witness, start prefacing every quest...
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  07/16/14
"Does your mom know you're gay?"
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are you now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?...
crimson tanning salon
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"do you even stim?"
Shimmering spot
  01/16/15
"Have you ever used the N-word in private?" &qu...
crimson tanning salon
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If this isn't relevant you'd be sanctioned.
Cocky pink gaping cuck
  08/05/15
probably not, and it WOULD be relevant in any employment dis...
crimson tanning salon
  02/04/16
I go for 1 shot kills. In negligence case: "Do you a...
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  08/05/15
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  04/07/16
A: No, counselor, how dare YOU!
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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:03 PM
Author: Maniacal cracking location

Bros, if you are the AG (defendant) in a civil lawsuit pertaining to civil rights violations, what depo qs would you ask? Do you ask about the plaintiff's prior criminal history i.e. if he/she was ever arrested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771426)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded mischievous lettuce library

Sure although you have that info already.

In any event, just ask a bunch of questions on random shit and then prove p is a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771443)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Racy becky

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781018)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: Lascivious tank

careful not to come after them with an expunged arrest/offense or you might get lawsuit pwnd/fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771456)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Maniacal cracking location

Elaborate. If P was arrested, but never convicted-- got that youth trial. Good news or bad news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771514)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Maniacal cracking location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771534)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Maniacal cracking location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771565)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Maniacal cracking location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781740)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Drab Roommate School Cafeteria

lol!

ELABORATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21780990)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: snowy provocative rigpig

Q: Please state your IQ for the record before I engage you further

A: Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218737)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Motley House Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207901)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:04 PM
Author: Carmine federal market rigor

i would ask them to stae their name for the record and maybe spell that shit if it was unusual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771439)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Bipolar Toaster Multi-billionaire

O what a preftigious profession!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946300)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: azure out-of-control hall wrinkle

"Are you having an affair with your attorney?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771445)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: Drab Roommate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328378)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: crimson tanning salon

object as to relevance, instruct witness not to answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328382)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: iridescent supple pocket flask

*tension fills the room*

Guy: *Swallows hard*

AlphaLawyer: Sir, please answer the question.

Guy: *Reaches for his glass of water*

AlphaLawyer: . . .

Guy: *Swallows the liquid before taking a deep breathe*

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: fragrant mentally impaired patrolman

noted, now answer the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932118)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: snowy provocative rigpig

Instructing a witness not to answer based on a relevance objection is a good way to get sanctionpwned. Isn't there *something* you don't suck at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218749)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Odious brilliant stock car space

Gotta go for dat Rule 30(d) motion to limit or terminate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32194016)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:07 PM
Author: histrionic godawful stag film stain

can you blow me where the pampers is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771459)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: azure out-of-control hall wrinkle

idk what it has to do with the thread, but 180 reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771778)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: contagious rough-skinned trailer park windowlicker

He said: Can you show me where the campus is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932523)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Curious orchid yarmulke coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942697)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Odious brilliant stock car space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932516)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:07 PM
Author: crimson tanning salon

if they are latino ask lots questions about their and their relatives' immigration status. opp counsel will object but it will scare the fuck out of the deponent. i once got a case dismissed doing this. 7 Ps were suing my general contractor client claiming they weren't paid in full for work they performed. after the first dep none of the other Ps even bothered to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771462)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded mischievous lettuce library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771476)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:10 PM
Author: Arousing base

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771482)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Carmine federal market rigor

harball nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771489)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Glittery theatre

wow. that's simply evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771536)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Mustard Senate

MAGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207756)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Heady mexican

lol fuck me, i need to know what firm your with in case we ever need outside counsel for depos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771547)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 1:02 PM
Author: brindle den keepsake machete

Man, in New York this shit doesn't even matter. You can prove that someone is an illegal, and not only will nobody care, they can even recover lost wages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771820)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: hairraiser personal credit line dysfunction

i think the point is to scare them into dropping the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Nudist Persian

LOL at central american P's having an understanding of the justice system or even understanding what their atty tells them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932363)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Cocky pink gaping cuck

(guy with indentured servants)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942676)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 1:03 PM
Author: cerebral lime headpube office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771827)



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Date: October 13th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: Clear reading party

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21781060)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: cream party of the first part institution

i've defended a depo where the opposing attorney started that shit and i told my client not to answer. guy started asking his SSN, Place of Birth, etc and I was getting pissed so I kept objecting and instructing my client not to answer. Other attorney was making a huge deal about it and making all sorts of threats of going to the judge but didn't do shit about it at the end of the day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932105)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Trip yellow fortuitous meteor indian lodge

lol what type of shitlaw do you work in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932138)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Emerald fear-inspiring chapel dragon

? obvious flame. wocket is obviously a prestigious and successful professional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942835)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Curious orchid yarmulke coldplay fan

"Tell me about...hermano."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942699)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Cocky pink gaping cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942711)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Blue big-titted pit affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211755)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Cowardly sneaky criminal bawdyhouse

not flame whatsoever - a partner and I were working a bullshit lit case that we were convinced we would have to settle on behalf of a township. asking the plaintiffs these questions and trying to make them unpack their bizarre corporation's structure not only compelled them to dismiss the case, but they also literally disappeared (as in, their counsel could not find them ever again)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942867)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: Bipolar Toaster Multi-billionaire

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946364)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Emerald fear-inspiring chapel dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28326521)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: topaz love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093589)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: dull insanely creepy mood feces

can confirm this happens. usually includes relatives' job locations, addresses, etc. It freaks them the fuck out and is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093603)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Emerald fear-inspiring chapel dragon

Sounds like shitlaw 101, why is everyone all shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093714)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:08 PM
Author: Ruby Exciting Ladyboy Public Bath

"Sir, why are you racist?"

in op's head = "BOOOOM DROPPED THE BOMB THAT WAS SOME KILLER LAWYER SHIT RIGHT THERE I PWNED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT GUY IM A LAWYERING CHAMPION

literally everyone else in the world, including the deponant= "whatever"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Big menage

179

you lost a point for misspelling "deponent"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932381)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Self-centered Chartreuse Boiling Water Range

"do animals know we like them?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771490)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Jade floppy crackhouse dopamine

haha yeah. Classic ryder right here folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771510)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Blue big-titted pit affirmative action

lol jesus christ why are you the way you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211756)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Emerald fear-inspiring chapel dragon

? Is this to wonder at the miracle that Ryder is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093732)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: Cowardly sneaky criminal bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942875)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: bistre black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29124661)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: shaky cruise ship

I would attempt to perjure, asking like 10 questions I knew the answer to based on evidence and measuring the veracity of their statements. Once I spot a lie, I would chase that story with more follow up questions until I have an elaborate flame that they are fanning with their own futile breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771503)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: charcoal aphrodisiac shrine

Q: Rate me as a mouthwash.

A: I'm sorry?

Q: Rate me. As a mouthwash.

A: You want me to --

Q: Minty as FUCK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771505)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Heady mexican

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771549)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: aromatic parlor

Do you think Chung's alts deserved to be banned after the TMF outting fiasco?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#21771757)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: crimson tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328357)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Primrose alcoholic locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939489)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: Cocky pink gaping cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942683)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: alcoholic twisted nibblets heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942897)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Cocky pink gaping cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211724)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: stirring theater stage liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093638)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: crimson tanning salon

“Was anyone else present when you met with your lawyer?”

This one is actually a killer because it destroys privilege, and the answer is "yes" more often than you might think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328355)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Step-uncle's House Mental Disorder

Yeah, except it is always either their secretary or someone else that works for the same company as the deponent. In both those cases, the privilege stands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127584)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Shimmering spot

start off putting the lawyer on edge.

ask "how did you come to retainer mr x?"

"did you seek him out or did he advertise a good cost to you?"

generally i do the same thing for all my depos. first, you make sure you have whatever written discovery you want. then for the deposition have like 8 or 9 points you want to bring up such as contradictions between their sworn pleadings and whatever docs you have. make sure you get to all these points.

start of asking basic shit, where they went to college, what they do for their current company. have them explain it to you. you get to learn about your opponent's business more than ever.

"so you're head of hr?" "when do you get to work?" "you check office emails first?" "when did you first find out about this case?" "who did you hear about it from" "did they ask you to preserve any documents" "which ones" "what did you think about that employee" "then what did you do with the file, like did you physically hand it someone next?" "who" "what did they do with the file?"

you either trip them up or you learn whatever it is you're interested in atm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#23328399)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Shimmering spot

this is good shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932513)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Cocky pink gaping cuck

Lol, did you read your own advice months later and find it to be useful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942693)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: Bipolar Toaster Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25946408)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: insane national

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093701)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Shimmering spot

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207765)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Thriller meetinghouse turdskin

Jesus. Forgot to log into a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32718036)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: Maize hell selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207725)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: crimson tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932038)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: cream party of the first part institution

"have you ever wanted to be beaten to death with a baseball bat on live tv?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932114)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932535)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: milky irate brethren milk

You: "Do you need a break?"

Deponent: Yes.

You: "Good to know. Let's continue. [ask question]."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932448)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Big menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24932660)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: disturbing ratface hospital

fuck this took more than a year to generate and it's the best yet.

18000.

And my non-pumo account is above ITT and makes me nostalgic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939521)



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Date: February 2nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: slippery titillating knife regret

woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#24939900)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: crimson tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28326195)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Mustard Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207751)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Curious orchid yarmulke coldplay fan

"What do you put in a toaster?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942701)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Step-uncle's House Mental Disorder

Toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127590)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Cocky pink gaping cuck

holy shit, rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28211728)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Cocky pink gaping cuck

If you have a difficult witness, start prefacing every question with "Can tell the jury..." or "Can you explain to the jury..."

-Do you have a supervisor?

-Can you rephrase?

-Is there anyone you report to?

-I'm not sure I understand the question?

-Mr. Witness, can you please explain to the jury what you don't understand about the question "Do you have a supervisor?"

They'll stop with the cute shit fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942709)



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Date: July 16th, 2014 11:41 AM
Author: amber state indirect expression

"Does your mom know you're gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#25942921)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Razzle cruel-hearted abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#26028527)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: crimson tanning salon

are you now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127509)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Shimmering spot

"do you even stim?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#27127562)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: crimson tanning salon

"Have you ever used the N-word in private?"

"OBJECTION AS TO RELEVANCE!"

"Objection noted. Now please answer the question."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482645)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Cocky pink gaping cuck

If this isn't relevant you'd be sanctioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482823)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: crimson tanning salon

probably not, and it WOULD be relevant in any employment discrimination case where P is a black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29750333)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: light fantasy-prone property main people

I go for 1 shot kills. In negligence case:

"Do you admit you were partly at fault for (falling/getting hit by car/ect...)?"

contract case:

"Why did you breach the contract?"

Employment:

"You have to admit you did dress provocatively, correct"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#28482837)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: comical station new version

Lol this would only work if the deponent had not been prepped at all. Also, a good lawyer would tell the deponent to take a bathroom break whenever they get a hard question and confer with the lawyer. Also the defending lawyer would yell "OBJECTION" calls for legal conclusion or whatever which would clue the witness in that they need to be careful in answering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#29124819)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: charismatic trust fund

the third question is the only one that the testimony will be admitted over an objection and that question is not remotely a one shot kill.

in my jurisdiction i'd for sure instruct the witness not to answer #2 and probably #1. the answers would not be admitted over form objections regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218714)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Boyish elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#32194025)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: crimson tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218087)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: indigo stage filthpig

Q: how dare you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218785)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: snowy provocative rigpig

A: No, counselor, how dare YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#30218794)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: cerise locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093608)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: stirring theater stage liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093643)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: cerise locale

"So you're a commodities broker? A commodities broker once told me all commodities brokers lie all the time. Is that true?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093618)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: peach nighttime toilet seat alpha

Objection calls for paradox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093671)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: elite center roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093739)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Pearly church building private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33093687)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Impressive whorehouse sex offender

Best to hit them with a "homos say what" early in the depo to throw them off their game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33207737)



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Date: May 1st, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: Mustard Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077450&forum_id=2#33208284)