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Preschool daughter just walked in while 69'ing wife

It was dark so pretty sure she couldn't see anything. Wif...
Dog Flu  11/03/12
She'll get pregnant in high school and you'll have nobody to...
Wilhelm_Scream  11/03/12
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.,,.;;..,;,;,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.  11/03/12
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.......,.............;.;;;...;..;  11/03/12
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.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,::::....,:,.,.:...,:.::,.  11/03/12
I don't think you know how 69 works.
.,.,...,..,..,:,,:,.,.,:;:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:..:,.  11/03/12
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1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer  11/03/12
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.,.,,.,,..,.,;;...:....,..,.,.,.,.,..,.:,..,.,.,.,  05/09/13
Wolf Girl.
.....................-  11/03/12
just try to enjoy the next 13 years, because that's the uppe...
.,..,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,.,,.,.:.,:.,:.::  11/03/12
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.,.,,..,.,,.,.,.,:,.,.,:...:...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:.,  11/03/12
I lol'ed
teabagchampion  11/03/12
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evan39  11/03/12
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Mushy Vagina  11/03/12
180 for "she really wants him to like her"
.,.,;.;,.;.,;.;,.,.,.,.;,.;,..,.;,.,.,;,.,..,  11/03/12
And his name will be Dayquan
longwangpoontang  11/05/12
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.,,,.. ,,,....,,;;;,,,...,.......,,,.,  11/05/12
she will now desire BBC at age 12.. congrats
AZNgirl tweeting ISIS asking them to go to China  11/03/12
thank god the topic didn't begin with "BAM!"
..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,  11/03/12
heh
spaceporn2525  11/03/12
WHAT THE FUCK
kenny  11/03/12
next time, lock the door
'''.....'''...'...'.'..'.'.'.'.'.  11/03/12
impressive multitasking and lower body strength
,.,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,..,..,.,.,.,.,.  11/03/12
LOL tyft. just imagined a bro reaching for the keyboard whil...
a certain "kooky" kind of lifestyle  11/03/12
wut
.,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,,..,.:...:.,:.::,;  11/03/12
Tintcmentalimage
The Senator  11/03/12
tcr This also must mean that the average female height th...
The Senator  11/03/12
I love how no one got this... Also, nice raptor reference...
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  11/05/12
ty
,.,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,..,..,.,.,.,.,.  11/05/12
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Paye together for the kids  11/05/12
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2033  05/09/13
What did he do besides Malkovich in that period?
........,,,...,,,..,,,...,........,,.,  11/03/12
Lolwut
.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,  11/03/12
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huey lewis mencken  11/03/12
fucking sick get to jail
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland  11/03/12
Congrats most marrieds I know rarely hit it after kids
longwangpoontang  11/03/12
Nice
,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..  11/03/12
jfc, how do you even explain this through the stork parable?
.,.,....,.,..,.,:,,:,..,,:::,....,,:,.,.:...,:.::  11/03/12
lol enjoy getting social services PWND when she goes into pr...
,..,.,.,.,.,..,.  11/03/12
Why would your daughter be 69ing your wife and walking? E...
Circuit City Special  11/03/12
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Esq.  11/05/12
lol
the FCA is dead  11/05/12
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.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,::::....,:,.,.:...,:.::,.  05/09/13
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The Senator  11/04/12
lol, gotta love xo's textual analysis SCHOLARSHIP
the dodo bird (extinct)  05/09/13
She was doomed to fail since her parents don't know how to o...
The Dark Knight  05/09/13


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Date: November 3rd, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: Dog Flu

It was dark so pretty sure she couldn't see anything.

Wife is now in her room trying to put her back to bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21950986)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: Wilhelm_Scream

She'll get pregnant in high school and you'll have nobody to blame but yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21950990)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 1:06 AM
Author: .,,.;;..,;,;,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21950995)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: .......,.............;.;;;...;..;



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951001)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 9:36 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,::::....,:,.,.:...,:.::,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951735)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 10:08 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,:,,:,.,.,:;:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:..:,.

I don't think you know how 69 works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951789)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 10:14 AM
Author: 1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951793)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: .,.,,.,,..,.,;;...:....,..,.,.,.,.,..,.:,..,.,.,.,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#23165617)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: .....................-

Wolf Girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 1:08 AM
Author: .,..,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,.,,.,.:.,:.,:.::

just try to enjoy the next 13 years, because that's the upper limit of time you have left before some twink-built high school kid with a lip ring has his face buried her snatch, tongue flicking rapidly in and out of her oozing twat because he doesn't know what else to do. she won't notice much because she'll be desperately trying not to gag while taking his rock hard 7 incher as far as she can into her throat. when he blows his load, she'll swallow every drop because she really wants him to like her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951007)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 1:09 AM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,.,:,.,.,:...:...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:.,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951013)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 2:03 AM
Author: teabagchampion

I lol'ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951223)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951282)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 10:32 AM
Author: Mushy Vagina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951835)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: .,.,;.;,.;.,;.;,.,.,.,.;,.;,..,.;,.,.,;,.,..,

180 for "she really wants him to like her"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21952044)



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Date: November 5th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

And his name will be Dayquan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21969598)



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Date: November 5th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: .,,,.. ,,,....,,;;;,,,...,.......,,,.,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21969674)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 1:08 AM
Author: AZNgirl tweeting ISIS asking them to go to China

she will now desire BBC at age 12.. congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951008)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 2:11 AM
Author: ..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,

thank god the topic didn't begin with "BAM!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951238)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 9:40 AM
Author: spaceporn2525 ( )

heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951747)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 2:27 AM
Author: kenny

WHAT THE FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951284)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: '''.....'''...'...'.'..'.'.'.'.'.

next time, lock the door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951373)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 3:21 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,..,..,.,.,.,.,.

impressive multitasking and lower body strength

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951392)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 3:30 AM
Author: a certain "kooky" kind of lifestyle (Diesel)

LOL tyft. just imagined a bro reaching for the keyboard while he was 69ing his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951396)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,,..,.:...:.,:.::,;

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951856)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 10:54 AM
Author: The Senator

Tintcmentalimage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951912)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 9:26 AM
Author: The Senator

tcr

This also must mean that the average female height these days is well over 5'0" AT FOUR YEARS OLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951718)



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Date: November 5th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

I love how no one got this...

Also, nice raptor reference in the moniker. We roll deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21969553)



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Date: November 5th, 2012 5:08 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,..,..,.,.,.,.,.

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21969770)



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Date: November 5th, 2012 5:10 PM
Author: Paye together for the kids



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21969790)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 11:55 PM
Author: 2033



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#23169287)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 9:29 AM
Author: ........,,,...,,,..,,,...,........,,.,

What did he do besides Malkovich in that period?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951721)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 9:52 AM
Author: .,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,

Lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951768)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 10:16 AM
Author: huey lewis mencken (the penitent rascal master man)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951799)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 10:05 AM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)

fucking sick get to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951785)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

Congrats most marrieds I know rarely hit it after kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21951805)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 11:45 AM
Author: ,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21952241)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,..,.,:,,:,..,,:::,....,,:,.,.:...,:.::

jfc, how do you even explain this through the stork parable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21952256)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: ,..,.,.,.,.,..,.

lol enjoy getting social services PWND when she goes into preschool on Monday and tells her teacher "I saw daddy kissing mommy's butt in bed"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21953265)



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Date: November 3rd, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Circuit City Special

Why would your daughter be 69ing your wife and walking?

Edit: FWIW, there is probably no permanent damage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21953629)



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Date: November 5th, 2012 5:00 PM
Author: Esq.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21969696)



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Date: November 5th, 2012 5:02 PM
Author: the FCA is dead (tampax&twitter)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21969723)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,::::....,:,.,.:...,:.::,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#23169120)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: The Senator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#21959824)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: the dodo bird (extinct)

lol, gotta love xo's textual analysis SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#23169135)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 11:49 PM
Author: The Dark Knight (Mr. Kate Upton)

She was doomed to fail since her parents don't know how to operate a bedroom lock.

She'll be on the pole by 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2100733&forum_id=2#23169224)