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Cute IHOP waitress: "I don't think you can eat all that..."
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Date: November 4th, 2012 1:46 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960206) |
Date: November 4th, 2012 1:47 PM Author: crusty candlestick maker crackhouse i was at ihop last month at like 3 am and the cute 20 year old hostress started telling me and my friends about how she used to do drugs and is finally clean. this was within 30 seconds of sitting us down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960214) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 1:48 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig If only the uniforms they wore were a bit more flattering, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960221) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 1:50 PM Author: Startling Onyx Half-breed In what context did this occur? If you were being cuck'd and it was her bfs cum, highly uncredited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960226) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 1:53 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig Sensible assumption given past events, but no. She was helping my waitress bring out my enormous breakfast. She then stayed a bit to challenge me to eat it all and inform me that she'd be checking back in at the end to see if I had done it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960245) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 1:56 PM Author: Startling Onyx Half-breed pretty 180 bro, did you score a number or anything? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960269) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:00 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig She came back and smiled a lot upon seeing me demolish the huge amount of food I had been earlier served in not much time. I kind of nodded smugly to her and she said "kudos." Then she started cutely complaining about some other customers and told me she'd be back to bring me another napkin. That took too long, so I left. I'll come back sometime soon and see if she's there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960290) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:03 PM Author: Startling Onyx Half-breed Solid plan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960318) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:06 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig Yeah, man. As a white 20 something Biglaw bro, I'm intrigued by a girl like this: young and Puerto Rican. Not much of that around my firm or general circle. (This is not to say that I'm opposed to askav and his wonderful law shrew threading.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960333) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:06 PM Author: Startling Onyx Half-breed Did you go to IHOP solo? Describe what took you to this location. I'm intrigued. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960337) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:09 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig Yeah, I woke up kind of late after yesterday's CFB games (watched at this Midtown bar), and was hungry as fuark. Roommate had already left for some bullshit, so I just threw on some clothes, grabbed my Kindle, and walked a few blocks to the local IHOP. Hadn't been there before and just needed some pancakes. It was more crowded than I figured it would be--assumed that the snobs from where I live would be offended by the presence of such an establishment and its potential to drive out local joints. They apparently aren't.
I've found that the waitresses are more likely to be chatty with me when I'm solo at these types of joints. Not sure why. |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:11 PM Author: Startling Onyx Half-breed Cool man, I'm going to have to try this out. I often just make breakfast at my place, but $10 spent to check it out and have someone else make it for me sounds credited.
I think chicks in those places are a lot more chatty since their usual clientele-longhaul truckers, cops, people working the graveyard, usually want them to be personable and talkative. They sort of get used to doing it and can carry a conversation about nothing fairly well. |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: frozen adulterous partner lol did you think askav = aquila? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960369) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:14 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig I don't know who either of these people are. How are you, xo female? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960377) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:17 PM Author: frozen adulterous partner askav doesn't law shrew thread.
i might go bowling with some friends later on. but i might also just go back to bed. |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:18 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig Well, fuck my ass. I would recommend just going back to bed. Bowling would be fine, but only so long as you drink White Russians and speak with an exaggerated Chicano accent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960400) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 2:19 PM Author: frozen adulterous partner lolty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960406) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:20 PM Author: Laughsome jet-lagged pisswyrm area fuck yeah. boricuas are awesome chicks. PLS keep us poasted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960934) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: Lake hilarious kitchen She probably sensed that she could, at any time, call Jerome over to help you finish your plate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960911) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig I don't think this works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960915) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:23 PM Author: Lake hilarious kitchen She and him would leave with the rest of your breakfast, but don't worry. She'll tell you every time it happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960958) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:26 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig I might let box get fucked by other guys, but I would never let someone finish my breakfast. Fuck man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21960991) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: Laughsome jet-lagged pisswyrm area That's cold, mang. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21961019) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:29 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig It's not. Boxxy is a person whom I care about and who likes being with other doods. My breakfast serves no purpose by my fucking satisfaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21961029) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:32 PM Author: Laughsome jet-lagged pisswyrm area OK. TY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21961066) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:29 PM Author: Lake hilarious kitchen Nice to see you showing some backbone brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21961036) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:30 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig Digging in when it comes to my motherfucking food. Tbtp herself gets massively impressed when I eat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21961050) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:31 PM Author: Lake hilarious kitchen ... Dat ass? With ihop blueberry syrup? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21961063) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:34 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig I would love to eat boxxy's ass with dat syrup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21961085) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:43 PM Author: galvanic costumed station Did Bertha lay her gunt on the table and say it with a wink? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21961168) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 3:45 PM Author: Overrated aquamarine filthpig Wholly shit, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21961187) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 4:30 PM Author: charismatic affirmative action fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#21961552) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: Lilac address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2102019&forum_id=2#35644164) |