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After Cravath annonced, just got word of Kirkland bonus (rumor):
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: blathering site CLASS OF 2011: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2010: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2009: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2008: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2007: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2006: YOU'RE A PARTNER |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: Bearded startled twinkling uncleanness timely! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115276) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:22 PM Author: bistre lascivious kitty yes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115298) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: indigo space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963980) |
Date: November 26th, 2012 5:25 PM Author: Ruby Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115323) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:44 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner "Skadden will crush this."
Said no one ever. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:45 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican Class of 2006 KE lateral calling his year end bonus a "draw" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115479) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:47 PM Author: garnet senate alpha Lol nicely done
(still a lover of the kirklandshatters shtick) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:50 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican this is a real person I went to LS with though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115508) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115540) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican not making shit up. this had nothing to do with the bonus announcement.
about 2 months ago he had just lateralled about 3 months before that. He made some offhand comment about how life was different now that he was a partner, and he got called out on the fact that being a non-equity partner at KE is exactly the same as being a senior associate anywhere else. He made some bullshit distinctions (incorrect I assume) about having to spend money on something or other and also said "from a resume perspective its better" and "my year end draw should be somewhat better that the bonuses other associates get at other firms"
While the latter statements are correct, the second has nothing to do with partnership, and the former only affects idiots who dont know how things work at KE. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner Huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115588) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican what are the distinctions other than the fake resume and the higher than average bonus that everyone who works hard gets?
He does not have to contribute equity and I assume is not eligible for any profit sharing plan. He definitely has no vote on anything. What's the difference? |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:05 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner What? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115617) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:10 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican please repost and leave it for a minute, I'll check again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115643) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:13 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner Edited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115666) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican goddamnit, I went to piss. One more time, I promise for 1 minute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115688) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:18 PM Author: Razzmatazz Heaven also, cant you deduct a bunch of expenses? or are you still a w2 employee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115703) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:25 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115769) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner u back? lmk and ill enter in the info (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116913) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican yes I am here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116923) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116944) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican My impression is that since everyone who sticks around to 6th year makes partner, the bonuses are dependent on how you work, same as everything else.
there is seriously not a paycheck every 2 weeks? |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:36 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116983) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican damnit I want to go home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116942) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:32 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116958) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: arousing dog poop mexican yep thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116964) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:43 PM Author: Bonkers 180 den most in-house people in the position to hire are "idiots" who don't know how things work at KE since they don't read ATL or care/know about equity/non equity distinctions at various firms (unless they themselves worked at said firm) so the partner resume value thing isn't just fluff.
in any case, we all know your friend is a douche and is going to get forced out in a few years since laterals who come at this late stage never get chosen over homegrown associates anyway. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:54 PM Author: blathering site /*\ MISINFORMATION ALERT /*\ While this account trolls for MARKET-SHATTERING BONUSES, KIRKLAND & ELLIS has not yet formally disclosed its bonuses for the year. You are misinformed. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115545) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: blathering site Are you at KIRKLAND & ELLIS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115555) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115563) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: blathering site IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE AT KIRKLAND & ELLIS, THE BONUSES WILL SHATTER THE MARKET REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU WORK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115570) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM Author: Shaky Cuckold Business Firm Sweatshop. Would need to be 50k more a year to make it worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115591) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: Bearded startled twinkling uncleanness people say this, but the people i know at K&E don't work that much more than me or other biglaw peeps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115596) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:11 PM Author: Motley hyperventilating box office Yeah, you can cruise for a while at any firm. At K&E you just have to deal with more assholes while you're doing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115651) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: Puce Stubborn Gunner Lol ur at fucking latham (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115682) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:12 PM Author: Shaky Cuckold Business Firm frankly i was just trolling the OP, hoping for a MISINFORMATION ALERT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115656) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 8:11 PM Author: blathering site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116474) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: aromatic pea-brained crackhouse jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22119097) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 9:44 AM Author: charismatic transparent address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26258801) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:12 PM Author: chartreuse appetizing milk pit Kirkland currently is mediocre on bonuses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284667) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:15 PM Author: odious field karate And KS is a pumo. Just sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284679) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:12 PM Author: charismatic transparent address RIP Kirkland Shatters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279136) |
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