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After Cravath annonced, just got word of Kirkland bonus (rumor):
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Corner CLASS OF 2011: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2010: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2009: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2008: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2007: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2006: YOU'RE A PARTNER |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: Concupiscible Slap-happy Dilemma timely! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115276) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:22 PM Author: pearly cocky clown mad cow disease yes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115298) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: irate adventurous incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963980) |
Date: November 26th, 2012 5:25 PM Author: floppy jade sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115323) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:44 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison "Skadden will crush this."
Said no one ever. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:45 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke Class of 2006 KE lateral calling his year end bonus a "draw" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115479) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:47 PM Author: Costumed ruby mad-dog skullcap abode Lol nicely done
(still a lover of the kirklandshatters shtick) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:50 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke this is a real person I went to LS with though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115508) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115540) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke not making shit up. this had nothing to do with the bonus announcement.
about 2 months ago he had just lateralled about 3 months before that. He made some offhand comment about how life was different now that he was a partner, and he got called out on the fact that being a non-equity partner at KE is exactly the same as being a senior associate anywhere else. He made some bullshit distinctions (incorrect I assume) about having to spend money on something or other and also said "from a resume perspective its better" and "my year end draw should be somewhat better that the bonuses other associates get at other firms"
While the latter statements are correct, the second has nothing to do with partnership, and the former only affects idiots who dont know how things work at KE. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison Huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115588) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke what are the distinctions other than the fake resume and the higher than average bonus that everyone who works hard gets?
He does not have to contribute equity and I assume is not eligible for any profit sharing plan. He definitely has no vote on anything. What's the difference? |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:05 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison What? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115617) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:10 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke please repost and leave it for a minute, I'll check again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115643) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:13 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison Edited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115666) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke goddamnit, I went to piss. One more time, I promise for 1 minute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115688) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:18 PM Author: lilac mediation site also, cant you deduct a bunch of expenses? or are you still a w2 employee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115703) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:25 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115769) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison u back? lmk and ill enter in the info (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116913) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke yes I am here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116923) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116944) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke My impression is that since everyone who sticks around to 6th year makes partner, the bonuses are dependent on how you work, same as everything else.
there is seriously not a paycheck every 2 weeks? |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:36 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116983) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke damnit I want to go home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116942) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:32 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116958) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heaven yarmulke yep thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116964) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:43 PM Author: Olive swashbuckling rigor most in-house people in the position to hire are "idiots" who don't know how things work at KE since they don't read ATL or care/know about equity/non equity distinctions at various firms (unless they themselves worked at said firm) so the partner resume value thing isn't just fluff.
in any case, we all know your friend is a douche and is going to get forced out in a few years since laterals who come at this late stage never get chosen over homegrown associates anyway. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:54 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Corner /*\ MISINFORMATION ALERT /*\ While this account trolls for MARKET-SHATTERING BONUSES, KIRKLAND & ELLIS has not yet formally disclosed its bonuses for the year. You are misinformed. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115545) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Corner Are you at KIRKLAND & ELLIS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115555) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115563) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Corner IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE AT KIRKLAND & ELLIS, THE BONUSES WILL SHATTER THE MARKET REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU WORK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115570) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM Author: Multi-colored Doctorate Sweatshop. Would need to be 50k more a year to make it worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115591) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: Concupiscible Slap-happy Dilemma people say this, but the people i know at K&E don't work that much more than me or other biglaw peeps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115596) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:11 PM Author: Opaque racy church Yeah, you can cruise for a while at any firm. At K&E you just have to deal with more assholes while you're doing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115651) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: Nudist heady garrison Lol ur at fucking latham (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115682) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:12 PM Author: Multi-colored Doctorate frankly i was just trolling the OP, hoping for a MISINFORMATION ALERT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115656) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 8:11 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116474) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: Bipolar Messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22119097) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 12:17 AM Author: crimson philosopher-king institution shatter my asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22118065) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: overrated blood rage Sup CGM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284659) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 9:44 AM Author: drab scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26258801) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:12 PM Author: tantric bateful therapy french chef Kirkland currently is mediocre on bonuses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284667) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:15 PM Author: Slimy sadistic step-uncle's house And KS is a pumo. Just sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284679) |
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Date: November 17th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: arrogant effete locus xo 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26738671) |
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Date: November 21st, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Elite slate puppy public bath :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26764562) |
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Date: November 17th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: drab scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26738571) |
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Date: November 21st, 2014 10:14 AM Author: drab scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26764538) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: drab scourge upon the earth Rip lil brej (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963874) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:12 PM Author: drab scourge upon the earth RIP Kirkland Shatters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279136) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: geriatric copper property rigpig RIP? Why? Wha happa? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279287) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:52 PM Author: provocative cyan liquid oxygen headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279304) |
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Date: December 20th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: drab scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#34967741) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 5:00 PM Author: drab scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#36225253) |
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Date: January 11th, 2020 11:28 AM Author: drab scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#39414745) |