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After Cravath annonced, just got word of Kirkland bonus (rumor):

CLASS OF 2011: SHATTERS THE MARKET CLASS OF 2010: SHATTER...
fragrant aggressive location generalized bond
  11/26/12
timely!
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"Skadden will crush this." Said no one ever.
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  11/26/12
Class of 2006 KE lateral calling his year end bonus a "...
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Lol nicely done (still a lover of the kirklandshatters sh...
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this is a real person I went to LS with though.
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  11/26/12
not making shit up. this had nothing to do with the bonus a...
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  11/26/12
Huh
maniacal harsh yarmulke
  11/26/12
what are the distinctions other than the fake resume and the...
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What?
maniacal harsh yarmulke
  11/26/12
please repost and leave it for a minute, I'll check again.
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  11/26/12
Edited
maniacal harsh yarmulke
  11/26/12
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also, cant you deduct a bunch of expenses? or are you still ...
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u back? lmk and ill enter in the info
maniacal harsh yarmulke
  11/26/12
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  11/26/12
huh?
maniacal harsh yarmulke
  11/26/12
My impression is that since everyone who sticks around to 6t...
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  11/26/12
damnit I want to go home.
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maniacal harsh yarmulke
  11/26/12
yep thanks.
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most in-house people in the position to hire are "idiot...
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/*\ MISINFORMATION ALERT /*\ While this account trolls for ...
fragrant aggressive location generalized bond
  11/26/12
Haha
maniacal harsh yarmulke
  11/26/12
Are you at KIRKLAND & ELLIS?
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  11/26/12
Rofl
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  11/26/12
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE AT KIRKLAND & ELLIS, THE BON...
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  11/26/12
Sweatshop. Would need to be 50k more a year to make it wort...
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  11/26/12
people say this, but the people i know at K&E don't work...
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  11/26/12
Yeah, you can cruise for a while at any firm. At K&E yo...
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  11/26/12
Lol ur at fucking latham
maniacal harsh yarmulke
  11/26/12
frankly i was just trolling the OP, hoping for a MISINFORMAT...
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Sup CGM?
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Kirkland currently is mediocre on bonuses.
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And KS is a pumo. Just sad.
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM
Author: fragrant aggressive location generalized bond

CLASS OF 2011: SHATTERS THE MARKET

CLASS OF 2010: SHATTERS THE MARKET

CLASS OF 2009: SHATTERS THE MARKET

CLASS OF 2008: SHATTERS THE MARKET

CLASS OF 2007: SHATTERS THE MARKET

CLASS OF 2006: YOU'RE A PARTNER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115272)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM
Author: honey-headed up-to-no-good house

timely!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115276)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:22 PM
Author: Plum deranged menage

yes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115298)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: frozen supple space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963980)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: talented cruel-hearted parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115323)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

"Skadden will crush this."

Said no one ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115473)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:45 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard

Class of 2006 KE lateral calling his year end bonus a "draw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115479)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:47 PM
Author: black indian lodge

Lol nicely done

(still a lover of the kirklandshatters shtick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115493)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:50 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard

this is a real person I went to LS with though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115508)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115540)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard

not making shit up. this had nothing to do with the bonus announcement.

about 2 months ago he had just lateralled about 3 months before that. He made some offhand comment about how life was different now that he was a partner, and he got called out on the fact that being a non-equity partner at KE is exactly the same as being a senior associate anywhere else. He made some bullshit distinctions (incorrect I assume) about having to spend money on something or other and also said "from a resume perspective its better" and "my year end draw should be somewhat better that the bonuses other associates get at other firms"

While the latter statements are correct, the second has nothing to do with partnership, and the former only affects idiots who dont know how things work at KE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115569)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

Huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115588)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard

what are the distinctions other than the fake resume and the higher than average bonus that everyone who works hard gets?

He does not have to contribute equity and I assume is not eligible for any profit sharing plan. He definitely has no vote on anything. What's the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115601)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:05 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115617)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:10 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard

please repost and leave it for a minute, I'll check again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115643)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115666)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard

goddamnit, I went to piss. One more time, I promise for 1 minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115688)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:18 PM
Author: odious background story

also, cant you deduct a bunch of expenses? or are you still a w2 employee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115703)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:25 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115769)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

u back? lmk and ill enter in the info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116913)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard

yes I am here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116923)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116944)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard

My impression is that since everyone who sticks around to 6th year makes partner, the bonuses are dependent on how you work, same as everything else.

there is seriously not a paycheck every 2 weeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116962)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:36 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116983)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard

damnit I want to go home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116942)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116958)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: puce market gay wizard

yep thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116964)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Chocolate Athletic Conference Temple

most in-house people in the position to hire are "idiots" who don't know how things work at KE since they don't read ATL or care/know about equity/non equity distinctions at various firms (unless they themselves worked at said firm) so the partner resume value thing isn't just fluff.

in any case, we all know your friend is a douche and is going to get forced out in a few years since laterals who come at this late stage never get chosen over homegrown associates anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115892)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:54 PM
Author: fragrant aggressive location generalized bond

/*\ MISINFORMATION ALERT /*\

While this account trolls for MARKET-SHATTERING BONUSES, KIRKLAND & ELLIS has not yet formally disclosed its bonuses for the year. You are misinformed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115537)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115545)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM
Author: fragrant aggressive location generalized bond

Are you at KIRKLAND & ELLIS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115555)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115563)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM
Author: fragrant aggressive location generalized bond

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE AT KIRKLAND & ELLIS, THE BONUSES WILL SHATTER THE MARKET REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU WORK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115570)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: rose 180 heaven deer antler

Sweatshop. Would need to be 50k more a year to make it worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115591)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM
Author: honey-headed up-to-no-good house

people say this, but the people i know at K&E don't work that much more than me or other biglaw peeps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115596)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Provocative Soggy Famous Landscape Painting Nowag

Yeah, you can cruise for a while at any firm. At K&E you just have to deal with more assholes while you're doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115651)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM
Author: maniacal harsh yarmulke

Lol ur at fucking latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115682)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: rose 180 heaven deer antler

frankly i was just trolling the OP, hoping for a MISINFORMATION ALERT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115656)



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Date: November 26th, 2012 8:11 PM
Author: fragrant aggressive location generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116474)



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Date: November 27th, 2012 9:56 AM
Author: metal mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22119097)



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Date: November 27th, 2012 12:17 AM
Author: Big-titted persian international law enforcement agency

shatter my asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22118065)



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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Mauve resort digit ratio

Sup CGM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284659)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 9:44 AM
Author: lake kitchen blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26258801)



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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Dull organic girlfriend haunted graveyard

Kirkland currently is mediocre on bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284667)



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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: naked ticket booth pocket flask

And KS is a pumo. Just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284679)



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Date: November 17th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: crusty bossy base pistol

xo 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26738671)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: deep drab office queen of the night

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26764562)



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Date: November 17th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: lake kitchen blood rage



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Date: November 21st, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: lake kitchen blood rage



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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: lake kitchen blood rage

Rip lil brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963874)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:12 PM
Author: lake kitchen blood rage

RIP Kirkland Shatters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279136)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling tantric dog poop police squad

RIP? Why? Wha happa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279287)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:52 PM
Author: transparent weed whacker faggot firefighter



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Date: December 20th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: lake kitchen blood rage



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Date: June 11th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: lake kitchen blood rage



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Date: January 11th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: lake kitchen blood rage



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