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After Cravath annonced, just got word of Kirkland bonus (rumor):
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: vengeful ladyboy native CLASS OF 2011: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2010: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2009: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2008: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2007: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2006: YOU'RE A PARTNER |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: Flatulent heaven sneaky criminal timely! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115276) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:22 PM Author: rusted alcoholic rehab yes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115298) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: Tan provocative hospital jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963980) |
Date: November 26th, 2012 5:25 PM Author: brilliant ungodly messiness senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115323) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:44 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma "Skadden will crush this."
Said no one ever. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:45 PM Author: maize forum puppy Class of 2006 KE lateral calling his year end bonus a "draw" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115479) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:47 PM Author: Curious station digit ratio Lol nicely done
(still a lover of the kirklandshatters shtick) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:50 PM Author: maize forum puppy this is a real person I went to LS with though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115508) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115540) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: maize forum puppy not making shit up. this had nothing to do with the bonus announcement.
about 2 months ago he had just lateralled about 3 months before that. He made some offhand comment about how life was different now that he was a partner, and he got called out on the fact that being a non-equity partner at KE is exactly the same as being a senior associate anywhere else. He made some bullshit distinctions (incorrect I assume) about having to spend money on something or other and also said "from a resume perspective its better" and "my year end draw should be somewhat better that the bonuses other associates get at other firms"
While the latter statements are correct, the second has nothing to do with partnership, and the former only affects idiots who dont know how things work at KE. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma Huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115588) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: maize forum puppy what are the distinctions other than the fake resume and the higher than average bonus that everyone who works hard gets?
He does not have to contribute equity and I assume is not eligible for any profit sharing plan. He definitely has no vote on anything. What's the difference? |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:05 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma What? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115617) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:10 PM Author: maize forum puppy please repost and leave it for a minute, I'll check again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115643) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:13 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma Edited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115666) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: maize forum puppy goddamnit, I went to piss. One more time, I promise for 1 minute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115688) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:18 PM Author: Cerebral shimmering garrison masturbator also, cant you deduct a bunch of expenses? or are you still a w2 employee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115703) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:25 PM Author: maize forum puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115769) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma u back? lmk and ill enter in the info (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116913) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: maize forum puppy yes I am here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116923) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116944) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: maize forum puppy My impression is that since everyone who sticks around to 6th year makes partner, the bonuses are dependent on how you work, same as everything else.
there is seriously not a paycheck every 2 weeks? |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:36 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116983) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: maize forum puppy damnit I want to go home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116942) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:32 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116958) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: maize forum puppy yep thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116964) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:43 PM Author: White appetizing hominid institution most in-house people in the position to hire are "idiots" who don't know how things work at KE since they don't read ATL or care/know about equity/non equity distinctions at various firms (unless they themselves worked at said firm) so the partner resume value thing isn't just fluff.
in any case, we all know your friend is a douche and is going to get forced out in a few years since laterals who come at this late stage never get chosen over homegrown associates anyway. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:54 PM Author: vengeful ladyboy native /*\ MISINFORMATION ALERT /*\ While this account trolls for MARKET-SHATTERING BONUSES, KIRKLAND & ELLIS has not yet formally disclosed its bonuses for the year. You are misinformed. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115545) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: vengeful ladyboy native Are you at KIRKLAND & ELLIS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115555) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115563) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: vengeful ladyboy native IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE AT KIRKLAND & ELLIS, THE BONUSES WILL SHATTER THE MARKET REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU WORK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115570) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM Author: azure twinkling uncleanness Sweatshop. Would need to be 50k more a year to make it worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115591) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: Flatulent heaven sneaky criminal people say this, but the people i know at K&E don't work that much more than me or other biglaw peeps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115596) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:11 PM Author: cordovan parlor Yeah, you can cruise for a while at any firm. At K&E you just have to deal with more assholes while you're doing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115651) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: Fragrant slate friendly grandma Lol ur at fucking latham (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115682) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:12 PM Author: azure twinkling uncleanness frankly i was just trolling the OP, hoping for a MISINFORMATION ALERT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115656) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 8:11 PM Author: vengeful ladyboy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116474) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: mildly autistic razzle organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22119097) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 12:17 AM Author: passionate striped hyena lay shatter my asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22118065) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Jet Sexy Personal Credit Line Address Sup CGM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284659) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 9:44 AM Author: razzle-dazzle dull lodge tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26258801) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:12 PM Author: burgundy box office cuckoldry Kirkland currently is mediocre on bonuses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284667) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:15 PM Author: Cruel-hearted university blood rage And KS is a pumo. Just sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284679) |
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Date: November 17th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: nudist startled principal's office trump supporter xo 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26738671) |
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Date: November 21st, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Gaped locus hunting ground :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26764562) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: razzle-dazzle dull lodge tank Rip lil brej (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963874) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:12 PM Author: razzle-dazzle dull lodge tank RIP Kirkland Shatters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279136) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: primrose sanctuary RIP? Why? Wha happa? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279287) |
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