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Biglaw Bros: Should I fuck a hot contract atty?

Backstory: we usually keep our contract atty monkeys in the ...
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/04/12
don't see why not. worst case scenario is she'll go back dow...
outnumbered chapel
  12/04/12
Yeah it's a lit project so I'm not too worried, but will my ...
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/04/12
How would your rep at your firm be sunk for fucking a 7.5 Ru...
drunken pit
  08/06/20
(bro responding to 8 year old posts)
aphrodisiac selfie coffee pot
  08/06/20
Hell yes, man. This whole "don't screw coworkers" ...
fragrant fishy friendly grandma
  12/04/12
I fucked a para after her going away party when I just start...
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/04/12
exactly, don't screw co-workers is GC bullshit to keep you p...
drunken pit
  08/06/20
...
Thriller disrespectful station
  08/06/20
grow a pair jfc
Bateful heaven filthpig
  12/04/12
Russian women are fucking unstable so the possibility for dr...
Aromatic dead business firm
  12/04/12
This too
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/04/12
MFE
at-the-ready deer antler locale
  12/04/12
See Mel Gibson et al
topaz sex offender parlour
  12/04/12
Credited example.
Aromatic dead business firm
  12/04/12
Best sex of my life was with a crazy Russian broad. Do it
spectacular stead
  12/04/12
Not when drama could potentially get back to work.
Aromatic dead business firm
  12/04/12
The crux of the problem
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/05/12
Same
spectacular stead
  08/05/20
Ran here to poast this.
ungodly black woman
  12/04/12
The more attractive a women is on doc review, the more likel...
Razzmatazz ultramarine blood rage
  12/04/12
This. Attractive + doc review = why did she not get a real j...
chest-beating vermilion shitlib den
  12/04/12
Only a us LLM but NY bar / she is fucking crazy, literally j...
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/05/12
See, discretion isn’t her strong suit. Get her fired a...
180 temple
  08/05/20
bet he did that 8 years ago.
zombie-like costumed crackhouse boistinker
  08/05/20
Attactive + doc review + Russian = definitely batshit crazy....
Aromatic dead business firm
  12/04/12
amazing autocorrect
Lemon hairless boltzmann sandwich
  12/04/12
Why wouldn't you do this? Are you married?
Swashbuckling center
  12/04/12
...
fragrant fishy friendly grandma
  12/04/12
ofs
Violent toaster karate
  12/04/12
Just know a few things, bro. #1 it will be extraordinary, o...
Clear french brunch ratface
  12/05/12
...
Pontificating Legend
  08/06/20
LOL she's gonna be in the eeoc office within days saying you...
wine dog poop
  12/05/12
This girl didn't have the sense not to come into your office...
glassy stage circlehead
  12/05/12
The para thing was over 5 years ago, but this is exactly my ...
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/05/12
lol if you think the eeoc has anything to do with a contract...
Poppy rigpig queen of the night
  08/06/20
...
Thriller disrespectful station
  08/06/20
Where is her LLM from?
Cowardly Aquamarine Azn Mediation
  12/05/12
She read law under TMF in Harlem for three years and waived ...
glassy stage circlehead
  12/05/12
She was under TMF for 3 years?
Thriller disrespectful station
  08/06/20
Couldn't tell you
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/05/12
Update: having dinner at her place Saturday.
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/07/12
pics or stfu
spectacular stead
  12/07/12
Don't have any yet (not big on Facebook)
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/07/12
take it from someone who knows: once TMF takes off his wig a...
Exciting Ape Sound Barrier
  12/07/12
She's 6 ft / has TMF by at least 10 inches
Adventurous Canary Space
  12/07/12
Stop being such a faggot who whines and do this
crystalline site laser beams
  12/07/12
I can't believe I used to come here for sex advice
Adventurous Canary Space
  08/05/20
great work ITT
wonderful cruel-hearted cuck
  08/05/20
are you the OP? if so, update
abnormal hall
  08/05/20
yes, I was the OP. We ended up fucking for about a month af...
Adventurous Canary Space
  08/06/20
any blowback at the office?
Nubile Piazza Multi-billionaire
  08/06/20
not much, her doc review only lasted another week after we s...
Adventurous Canary Space
  08/06/20
He was proud of you bro
odious gunner water buffalo
  08/06/20
probably, but shortly after this time I noticed that some of...
Adventurous Canary Space
  08/06/20
180
Thriller disrespectful station
  08/06/20
well at the time I was naively gunning for partner, so proba...
Adventurous Canary Space
  08/07/20
180
Pontificating Legend
  08/06/20
well, so how did it work out with the Russian?
marvelous spot
  08/05/20


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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

Backstory: we usually keep our contract atty monkeys in the basement or offsite, but because this current one is for a high-profile foreign client and is a foreign language review (Russian), they gave them a conf room on my floor.

I had been exchanging pleasantries with a legit 7.5 on the project all last week in the coffee room. On Friday I mentioned that some of us were going out to drink after work and invited her along. Long story short, everyone else leaves and end up making out in back of midtown bar. I puss out and say I have dinner plans, so nothing more.

See her again today, and she pretty much propositioned me, asking when we can "pickup where we left off on Friday?"

Q- should I hit it? Or is this career suicide? I usually have a strong policy about not fucking coworkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165181)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: outnumbered chapel

don't see why not. worst case scenario is she'll go back down to the galley and everything's fine. just make sure you aren't somehow considered her supervisor or something where you might be HRpwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165227)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

Yeah it's a lit project so I'm not too worried, but will my rep at the firm be sunk? How else could I get HR fucked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165243)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: drunken pit

How would your rep at your firm be sunk for fucking a 7.5 Russian? Also, if she's cr eastern euro, they don't do this #metoo bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40714277)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 10:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac selfie coffee pot

(bro responding to 8 year old posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40714293)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: fragrant fishy friendly grandma

Hell yes, man. This whole "don't screw coworkers" thing is ncr to begin with. I've hooked up with 3 and it's always cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165245)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

I fucked a para after her going away party when I just started and somehow it got back to the office and took some shit about it for a year or so (good natured shit, but shit nonetheless)

Since then I have strictly been on the non-work MFH pussy buffet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165267)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: drunken pit

exactly, don't screw co-workers is GC bullshit to keep you productive on the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40714280)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Thriller disrespectful station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40715437)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Bateful heaven filthpig

grow a pair jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165253)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Aromatic dead business firm

Russian women are fucking unstable so the possibility for drama definitely exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165274)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

This too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165292)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: at-the-ready deer antler locale

MFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165366)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: topaz sex offender parlour

See Mel Gibson et al

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165377)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Aromatic dead business firm

Credited example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165401)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: spectacular stead

Best sex of my life was with a crazy Russian broad. Do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165407)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: Aromatic dead business firm

Not when drama could potentially get back to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165414)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

The crux of the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22172146)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: spectacular stead

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40711704)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 12:02 PM
Author: ungodly black woman

Ran here to poast this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165426)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz ultramarine blood rage

The more attractive a women is on doc review, the more likely she is bats hit crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165310)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: chest-beating vermilion shitlib den

This. Attractive + doc review = why did she not get a real job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165374)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 9:50 AM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

Only a us LLM but NY bar / she is fucking crazy, literally just came into my office to offer to get me coffee and half the guys in my group heard - fuck it, in for an inch, in for a mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22171102)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 5:54 PM
Author: 180 temple

See, discretion isn’t her strong suit. Get her fired and then fuck her after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40711614)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 5:57 PM
Author: zombie-like costumed crackhouse boistinker

bet he did that 8 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40711631)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: Aromatic dead business firm

Attactive + doc review + Russian = definitely batshit crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165408)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 12:07 PM
Author: Lemon hairless boltzmann sandwich

amazing autocorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165460)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling center

Why wouldn't you do this? Are you married?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22165411)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: fragrant fishy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22168742)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 9:51 PM
Author: Violent toaster karate

ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22168762)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 9:59 AM
Author: Clear french brunch ratface

Just know a few things, bro. #1 it will be extraordinary, out of this world sex. #2 she is baiting you #3 many lulz will subsequently be had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22171128)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 8:37 AM
Author: Pontificating Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40713976)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 10:29 AM
Author: wine dog poop

LOL she's gonna be in the eeoc office within days saying you promised her an associate job if she fucked you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22171200)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 10:32 AM
Author: glassy stage circlehead

This girl didn't have the sense not to come into your office in front of everybody to sketchily ask u if u want coffee, and everyone knows u banged that para. What could go wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22171208)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

The para thing was over 5 years ago, but this is exactly my problem. Best option would be to hit it on the last day of their project

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22172159)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 7:10 AM
Author: Poppy rigpig queen of the night

lol if you think the eeoc has anything to do with a contract attorney having sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40713859)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Thriller disrespectful station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40715439)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: Cowardly Aquamarine Azn Mediation

Where is her LLM from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22171287)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: glassy stage circlehead

She read law under TMF in Harlem for three years and waived into the ny bar after accumulating 8000 pro bono sex offender registry board defense hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22171311)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: Thriller disrespectful station

She was under TMF for 3 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40715444)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

Couldn't tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22172152)



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Date: December 7th, 2012 12:29 AM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

Update: having dinner at her place Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22183640)



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Date: December 7th, 2012 12:39 AM
Author: spectacular stead

pics or stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22183692)



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Date: December 7th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

Don't have any yet (not big on Facebook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22183706)



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Date: December 7th, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Exciting Ape Sound Barrier

take it from someone who knows: once TMF takes off his wig and dabs his mascara away ... things get real ugly real fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22183645)



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Date: December 7th, 2012 12:35 AM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

She's 6 ft / has TMF by at least 10 inches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22183674)



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Date: December 7th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: crystalline site laser beams

Stop being such a faggot who whines and do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#22184563)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

I can't believe I used to come here for sex advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40711588)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 5:53 PM
Author: wonderful cruel-hearted cuck

great work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40711610)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 5:54 PM
Author: abnormal hall

are you the OP? if so, update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40711616)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 5:51 AM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

yes, I was the OP. We ended up fucking for about a month after I posted this. She was legit insane. Literally flew off the handle for no discernible reason. Pretty sure the reason we broke it off was her throwing a glass at my head (missed but shattered on wall) for saying that a woman in a movie we were watching was attractive.

the advice ITT was actually CR re Russians. From what I remember, she was also great in bed. loved riding reverse cowgirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40713795)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 8:06 AM
Author: Nubile Piazza Multi-billionaire

any blowback at the office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40713920)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 1:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

not much, her doc review only lasted another week after we started fucking around. Bunch of my buddies in my group knew and gave me good natured shit about it. Later I found out from my mentor partner that she had told some female lit service partner who got angry and complained to my mentor partner. He ignored her as he was a fundamentally decent fellow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40715387)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 1:58 PM
Author: odious gunner water buffalo

He was proud of you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40715396)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 2:06 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

probably, but shortly after this time I noticed that some of the female partners in my group started giving me shittier reviews. I can only think its because lit bitch was trashing me to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40715428)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 2:11 PM
Author: Thriller disrespectful station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40715453)



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Date: August 7th, 2020 5:02 AM
Author: Adventurous Canary Space

well at the time I was naively gunning for partner, so probably not the best thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40718932)



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Date: August 6th, 2020 8:38 AM
Author: Pontificating Legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40713981)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 6:09 PM
Author: marvelous spot

well, so how did it work out with the Russian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129220&forum_id=2#40711683)