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BIGLAW bros: do women FALL ASLEEP when you talk about your work?
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Date: December 10th, 2012 10:42 AM Author: Appetizing coral idiot market that is, if you're trying to pick up women, how do you avoid relating that your day to day work life is meaningless and boring? do you just lie and make it sound fun/interesting, or do you just act self-deprecating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22204712) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 10:45 AM Author: Elite painfully honest office I'm not trying to pick up women, but I take the self deprecating route, like I am embarrassed...which I am (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22204724) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 10:47 AM Author: turquoise parlor black woman I give the old "I just do this now so I can go sell coconuts on a beach in key west although I somewhat enjoy succeeding at something that is hard" speech. New girl works with in house guys in my particular field so we can talk substantively, although I don't want to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22204737) |
Date: December 10th, 2012 10:47 AM Author: wonderful duck-like garrison women don't want to hear about your work unless you're a professional athlete, entertainer, or adventurer of some kind. you just need to sound passionate or driven by something. that could be work, could also be something else. I usually have a project on the side that I am more excited about than my primary legal work, girls see my excitement about whatever that is and they tend to like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22204736) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 10:52 AM Author: Obsidian Locus Toaster med school/doctor bros usually have crazy stories about all the people they deal with. probably instant panty- droppers too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22204753) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 2:59 PM Author: wonderful duck-like garrison some do, yeah i agree with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205839) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:00 PM Author: Obsidian Locus Toaster peace corps --> post-bacc --> physician --> prestige --> power --> pussy --> purpose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205847) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:02 PM Author: wonderful duck-like garrison clinical rounds -> ER stories -> captivate girls -> pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205854) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:05 PM Author: exciting travel guidebook psychic the 7P programme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205868) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:08 PM Author: Copper national clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205897) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 4:34 AM Author: 180 rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26954992) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 2:58 PM Author: claret racy voyeur Describe typical side projects (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205834) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:01 PM Author: wonderful duck-like garrison mentoring, active in community, political campaign, small businesses or investments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205851) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 9:48 AM Author: Charcoal tripping hunting ground Same here. I try to take on an interesting sounding pro bono case per year for the same reason. Help a little old lady that someone is trying to scam out of money, do an innocence project case, etc. People will actually listen to you over this, they won't for typical discovery BS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26955561) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: Vivacious dun lay generalized bond cr. pro bono cases are usually good to talk about if you just stick to the human interest story and leave out the law bullshit, especially criminal shit. everyone loves criminal shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26957009) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 11:30 AM Author: Magenta twinkling uncleanness trust fund My wife cannot stand more than 90 seconds of me talking about the substance of my work, so I usually either just tell her about ridiculous staffers or oddball partners or just don't talk about it at all. TBH it kind of sucks not to be able to talk about what you do all day with your wife, but otoh being married to a lawyer would be much worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22204923) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:03 PM Author: wonderful duck-like garrison your wife is just mindful of your responsibility to maintain the attorney-client privilege and she is saving you from your rabid inclination to serially commit professional malpractice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205860) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:09 PM Author: Magenta twinkling uncleanness trust fund it's not an issue in any of the stuff I have ever tried to tell my wife about, believe me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205901) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:09 PM Author: wonderful duck-like garrison joking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205903) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:23 PM Author: Magenta twinkling uncleanness trust fund cool cause I actually literally told my wife where Bernie Madoff's secret hidden gold is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205980) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:25 PM Author: wonderful duck-like garrison just based on him being Jewish or more than that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22206000) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: galvanic flesh legal warrant giraffe 180 exchange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26955570) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 3:20 PM Author: arousing fishy dopamine headpube lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22205963) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: low-t lime hall double fault Tell her XO shitlaw boss stories, but about random partners in your firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26955581) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 3:15 PM Author: pontificating insanely creepy marketing idea yep. being married to a lawyer would be the absolute worst. unless she was a public interest lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26956981) |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 7:07 PM Author: lascivious library it's not difficult to make a boring biglaw job sound more interesting than it is.
of course, this would require social skills... |
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Date: December 10th, 2012 7:07 PM Author: hideous hominid yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#22208355) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 4:44 AM Author: kink-friendly chapel took me a while to realize why my law job wasn't helping with the ladies. i'd always get the excited, "oh, have you ever seen Suits?!" and i'd always respond, "no, but do they review documents all day?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26955018) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: Rebellious lettuce lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26955578) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 9:52 AM Author: Rebellious lettuce My job is really exciting and immensely gratifying.
Her: "Oh really like what?"
Me: "Well this one time I had just worked 60 hours. On Saturday morning, mind you this is the day before Easter, I got an ASAP email from my partner saying that I had an emergency document production that needed my attention NOW. So needless to say I rushed to the office, worked straight through until Monday -- skyped my family on Sunday, and got the job done! That is just one story, I have about 52 other weekend stories like this." |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: Vigorous Plaza Preventive Strike (lawyer billing 53 weekends claiming not to pad his hours) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26956183) |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 1:00 PM Author: narrow-minded senate prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#38661638) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: Irradiated nudist crackhouse round eye Nice job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26956241) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 3:18 PM Author: flatulent goyim jewess nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26956998) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: low-t lime hall double fault No, but I fall asleep when they do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26955579) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 10:10 AM Author: Hairraiser Citrine Sweet Tailpipe "Caught one hell of a stray comma in a term sheet just last week." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26955632) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: greedy cerebral box office You should be super high level and never talk about your actual work for more than like 2 minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26955653) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 12:47 PM Author: maroon jew No, but I'm completely dishonest about what I actually do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26956250) |
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Date: December 18th, 2014 12:47 PM Author: floppy pearly ticket booth nowag Just be high level and embellish a little:
I"m working on this really complicated deal. These rich middle eastern guys want to pour billions into this fund run by these genius kids. Hopefully they'll fly me to Dubai but more likely just out to SF. But first we need the Shiek to sign off. Anyway, it's super complicated. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 12:07 AM Author: Abnormal windowlicker Sans roofiez? Ofs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2133840&forum_id=2#26972277) |