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Drunk lawyer crushes her arm trying to get into her Chelsea ...
duck-like impressive ape
  01/16/13
par for the course for a cardozo grad http://www.goldstei...
Thirsty Avocado Theater Stage
  01/16/13
and a Tufts grad to boot
duck-like impressive ape
  01/16/13
LOL, this is like an all asian-jew shit law firm
duck-like impressive ape
  01/16/13
...
duck-like impressive ape
  01/16/13
Jesus
geriatric ticket booth newt
  01/16/13
Coming home late from a rowdy OKCupid date.
Henna beady-eyed market
  01/16/13
how does this firm work
swashbuckling legal warrant
  01/16/13


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Date: January 16th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: duck-like impressive ape

Drunk lawyer crushes her arm trying to get into her Chelsea apartment

By KATE KOWSH and REBECCA HARSHBARGER

Last Updated: 12:55 PM, October 28, 2012

Posted: 12:55 AM, October 28, 2012

Boy, was she trashed!

A completely hammered Manhattan lawyer who got locked out of her Chelsea apartment yesterday nearly lost her arm when she jumped down the garbage chute to get back inside.

The hare-brained bid began when attorney Maggie Baumer came home from a long night on the town at around 6 a.m., only to find herself stuck without the keys to her first-floor apartment on West 21st Street.

A source in the building said the buzzed Baumer had given her keys to a friend.

Instead of calling the pal, Baumer rang every bell until someone let her into the building, according to her super.

But she got a little too creative with her plan to get into the apartment.

Baumer figured that sliding down the trash chute would get her to the building’s basement. From there, sources said, she planned to go through the cellar and enter the building’s garden, where she would be able to open a window in her own apartment and climb inside.

She entered the chute with her hands in front of her — and her arm got caught in the compactor, triggering a motion detector, authorities said.

A piston crushed her arm, cutting almost all the way through, according to an FDNY source. “It was barely hanging,” the source said.

At least 17 firefighters responded to the grisly scene, shutting off the power and giving her morphine to cope with the pain, authorities said.

It took about an hour to pull her out, authorities added. She was rushed to Bellevue Hospital, where she underwent surgery.

Baumer has lived in the building for four years. She is a Tufts grad who works as a lawyer for Goldstein and Lee.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/oh_chute_gal_trash_ploy_horror_8FfVqSo95Bnhd3BZ6fe3IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2161103&forum_id=2#22442155)



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Date: January 16th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: Thirsty Avocado Theater Stage

par for the course for a cardozo grad

http://www.goldsteinvisa.com/staff.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2161103&forum_id=2#22442165)



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Date: January 16th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: duck-like impressive ape

and a Tufts grad to boot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2161103&forum_id=2#22442173)



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Date: January 16th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: duck-like impressive ape

LOL, this is like an all asian-jew shit law firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2161103&forum_id=2#22442179)



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Date: January 16th, 2013 10:46 AM
Author: duck-like impressive ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2161103&forum_id=2#22443575)



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Date: January 16th, 2013 10:48 AM
Author: geriatric ticket booth newt

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2161103&forum_id=2#22443579)



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Date: January 16th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: Henna beady-eyed market

Coming home late from a rowdy OKCupid date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2161103&forum_id=2#22443588)



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Date: January 16th, 2013 10:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant

how does this firm work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2161103&forum_id=2#22443604)