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ITT List your top three favorite Simpsons episodes of all time

hard to pick just three so i think maybe by listing some of ...
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/18/13
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratc...
hot massive sandwich
  02/18/13
all good choices. i think NY v. Homer was pretty late, at le...
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/18/13
s9
sadistic insecure temple
  07/12/15
we have crabkolash or mountain dew. ewww, i'll take a cr...
Rough-skinned Swollen School Windowlicker
  02/18/13
love how they would also take random shots at arby's for no ...
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/18/13
to this day i'll drive past an arby's and say "I'm so h...
lime coldplay fan affirmative action
  07/09/14
180.
curious field ape
  07/09/14
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angry filthpig
  07/09/14
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spruce beady-eyed stage marketing idea
  08/23/14
I honestly can't think of one that would've been later than ...
hot massive sandwich
  02/18/13
there are smatterings of good episodes in seasons as late as...
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/18/13
"you all vote Democrat because of your conscience, but ...
Big bronze roommate
  02/19/13
Radio Bart Brother From the Same Planet Homer the Great...
Sooty Racy Volcanic Crater Regret
  07/09/14
medical weed episode grandpa and the flying hellfish epis...
Stirring Kitty Cat Double Fault
  02/18/13
what's the medical weed episode?
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/18/13
"The best tonic, is chronic." -Dr. Hibbert
Swashbuckling crusty pit
  02/18/13
"Oh you look like a happy Homer, what's your name?"...
exhilarant blue senate hissy fit
  07/09/14
Flying Hellfish was quite good.
blathering lascivious church building
  02/19/13
also Hulu has clips from all of the seasons, which is pretty...
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/18/13
1. $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love L...
Vibrant bisexual casino dingle berry
  02/18/13
"I love you Dr. Zaius!"
awkward vigorous resort goal in life
  02/18/13
Always have a place in my heart for the 'Do it for her' epis...
doobsian electric native
  02/18/13
(Faggot)
Wild multi-billionaire travel guidebook
  07/09/14
1. Stonecutters 2. Hank Scorpio 3. softball episode with all...
navy motley hospital water buffalo
  02/18/13
no one ever plays the stone cutter episode. i think i've see...
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/18/13
yeah, it's pretty great
navy motley hospital water buffalo
  02/18/13
22 short films about springfield itchy and scratchy land s...
wonderful partner abode
  02/18/13
CR
spruce beady-eyed stage marketing idea
  02/19/13
...
floppy french business firm
  02/19/13
you only move twice/homer's enemy, depending on whether you ...
Balding indigo hell
  02/18/13
yeah that hippo joke was SO FRESH, SO CLEAN - despite having...
supple bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  07/10/14
Marge v. the Monorail Lemon of Troy King Sized Homer or Ra...
hairless mind-boggling dilemma
  02/18/13
The recorded phone message at the end of King Size Homer alo...
Vibrant bisexual casino dingle berry
  02/18/13
...
Honey-headed zippy keepsake machete
  07/09/14
I just want to make it clear that this clearly was not me (b...
hairless mind-boggling dilemma
  07/09/14
as askav pointed out, bart's comet is highly underrated.
Fiercely-loyal nudist indirect expression
  02/18/13
tytyty "I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. T...
hairless mind-boggling dilemma
  02/18/13
"Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always d...
hairless mind-boggling dilemma
  02/18/13
Here, just rewatch it. I'm watching it and going to bed. I...
hairless mind-boggling dilemma
  02/18/13
i dunno. watching now. it's good but i think it's pretty far...
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/18/13
it had one of the best brief sequences in the entire series:...
Charismatic zombie-like toilet seat
  07/09/14
Lol tyft
Wild multi-billionaire travel guidebook
  07/09/14
i remember that episode now.
Soul-stirring umber police squad
  07/10/14
rofl
Honey-headed zippy keepsake machete
  07/10/14
oh fuck, that probably should have made my list. PREZ SEZ: &...
Balding indigo hell
  02/18/13
"While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddlin...
Vibrant bisexual casino dingle berry
  02/18/13
I've got you now, my RUMPY DOPPLEGANGER
exhilarant blue senate hissy fit
  07/09/14
Skinner[over intercom]: Students, I have an announcement, on...
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/18/13
180
wonderful partner abode
  02/18/13
also: Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lectur...
Balding indigo hell
  02/18/13
lol
navy motley hospital water buffalo
  02/18/13
"Has that weight loss tape reduced your appetite?"...
navy motley hospital water buffalo
  02/18/13
lol 180. also, knowing what abattoir means was relevant at o...
Balding indigo hell
  02/18/13
chew-y?
dull exciting crackhouse
  02/18/13
1. Homer's flashback to Marge's pregnancy w/Maggie 2. Sto...
Swashbuckling crusty pit
  02/18/13
Pushing it way into season 12. Homer: "Linguo dead!...
cheese-eating drab doctorate
  02/18/13
lol, completely forgot about Linguo.
navy motley hospital water buffalo
  02/18/13
...
cheese-eating drab doctorate
  02/18/13
Was a great episode, one of the best of that era.
exhilarant blue senate hissy fit
  07/09/14
last exit to springfield burns verkaufen der kraftwerk ho...
carmine dashing national
  02/18/13
some poll said that homer's phobia was a serious shark jumpi...
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/18/13
Something about a bunch of men together, alone in the woods,...
Vibrant bisexual casino dingle berry
  02/18/13
"He prefers the company of men!" "WHO DOESN'...
hairless mind-boggling dilemma
  02/18/13
"The Trouble with Trillions" from Season 9, in whi...
Tantric Scourge Upon The Earth Gas Station
  02/18/13
please sir, i'm sorry sir, and older boy told me to do it
disrespectful theater stage new version
  02/19/13
Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count...
hot massive sandwich
  02/19/13
Homer goes to space. NASA exec 1: "We're going to lo...
brilliant space pistol
  02/19/13
I've always been partial to the Beer Baron episode. I love t...
blathering lascivious church building
  02/19/13
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's pro...
180 Telephone Persian
  07/09/14
Monorail
grizzly incel main people
  02/19/13
In Rod We Trust Homer's Vision Quest (I just guessed abo...
spruce beady-eyed stage marketing idea
  02/19/13
Any list without Stonecutters is wrong.
embarrassed to the bone stead
  02/19/13
Mr. Plow Monorail Any episode with Lionel Hutz &qu...
Big bronze roommate
  02/19/13
*Bart's in prison and Hutz walks by* "Let's see here...
arousing startled tanning salon
  07/10/14
"Pray...for...Mojo"
kink-friendly bright cuck locale
  02/19/13
Mmm I can't wait to eat that monkey
Razzle-dazzle sticky karate
  07/09/14
...
Honey-headed zippy keepsake machete
  07/09/14
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestor Jomer. (chile festival episod...
curious field ape
  07/09/14
Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When th...
curious field ape
  07/09/14
all good shit itt. other greats off the top of my head: h...
lime coldplay fan affirmative action
  07/09/14
Later-season crap.
Sooty Racy Volcanic Crater Regret
  07/09/14
I like the Pretzel epi
angry filthpig
  07/09/14
3 best are marge vs the monorail, lisa the vegetarian, and k...
Honey-headed zippy keepsake machete
  07/09/14
Mr. X
bonkers know-it-all rehab
  07/09/14
Lisa on Ice episode, so many good quotes: "Why does...
coral theatre
  07/09/14
All episodes ITT are credited I also really enjoyed "...
angry filthpig
  07/09/14
Hello Homer. I'm former president Gerald Ford. Do you like f...
exhilarant blue senate hissy fit
  07/09/14
Off the top of my head: Last Exit to Springfield Homer...
Low-t trailer park
  07/09/14
Mini golf episode has been ridiculously underrated ITT. ...
Vibrant bisexual casino dingle berry
  07/09/14
"I can't believe it Lisa, but you actually found a prac...
curious field ape
  07/10/14
Monorail Lemon tree Tree house of horror with the tiny civ...
hateful library
  07/10/14
Easily When Flanders Failed. Or when Homer has the strive...
arousing startled tanning salon
  07/10/14
...
Razzle-dazzle sticky karate
  08/23/14
Homie the Clown Homer's Enemy (Frank Grimes) King-Size...
vivacious transparent location
  08/23/14
Homie the clown Bart gets a big brother Homer finds the ov...
violent out-of-control bbw
  08/23/14
DUFFMAN CAN NEVER DIE. ONLY THE ACTORS WHO PLAY HIM.
Odious Circlehead Boistinker
  01/22/15
...
talking depressive
  07/12/15
lemon of troy was always my favorite. my first moniker here ...
Fiercely-loyal nudist indirect expression
  07/12/15


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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:41 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

hard to pick just three so i think maybe by listing some of our favorites that come to mind we can move towards a consensus model.

also, list your favorite sideshow bob episode

Top 3 in no particular order:

marge versus the monorail (homor becomes monorail conductor)

you only move twice (homer gets a job at globex corp. working for evil genius hank scorpio)

scenes from the class struggle in springfield (marge finds an outlet mall designer suit and rubs elbows with country club types)

Favorite sideshow bob episode: brother from another series (david hyde pierce guest stars as bob's brother who hires him in a work release program)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664620)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: hot massive sandwich

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

Itchy & Scratchy Land

Lemon of Troy

Probably not actually my top 3, just ones that came to mind where I actually knew the episode title.

Favorite Sideshow Bob episode is the one where he runs for mayor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664648)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

all good choices. i think NY v. Homer was pretty late, at least season 9 or 10 maybe? definitely one of the last "classic" episodes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664695)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 7:45 AM
Author: sadistic insecure temple

s9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311537)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Swollen School Windowlicker

we have crabkolash or mountain dew.

ewww, i'll take a crabkolash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664734)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

love how they would also take random shots at arby's for no reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664753)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:02 AM
Author: lime coldplay fan affirmative action

to this day i'll drive past an arby's and say "I'm so hungry I could eat at arby's!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895818)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: curious field ape

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895828)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: angry filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: spruce beady-eyed stage marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26193210)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: hot massive sandwich

I honestly can't think of one that would've been later than that. I'm sure there were good ones, but were there any classics?

It's staggeringly awful that they've made FIFTEEN more seasons since then and I can't think of a single memorable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664798)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

there are smatterings of good episodes in seasons as late as 12 and 13 (looking through wiki). but consistency went to shit somewhere around 8 or 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664875)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Big bronze roommate

"you all vote Democrat because of your conscience, but secretly you want a Republican to rule you like a King"- Side Show Bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668523)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Sooty Racy Volcanic Crater Regret

Radio Bart

Brother From the Same Planet

Homer the Great (stonecutters)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897081)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Stirring Kitty Cat Double Fault

medical weed episode

grandpa and the flying hellfish episode

kind of cheating a bit but Who Shot Burns 1&2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664649)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

what's the medical weed episode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664689)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling crusty pit

"The best tonic, is chronic." -Dr. Hibbert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665487)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: exhilarant blue senate hissy fit

"Oh you look like a happy Homer, what's your name?"

"Bwahaha! You just said it!... You're covered in a very fine fuzz... "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896940)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 9:58 AM
Author: blathering lascivious church building

Flying Hellfish was quite good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667391)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

also Hulu has clips from all of the seasons, which is pretty cool. sadly hulu+ does not get you access to full episodes from all seasons.

http://www.hulu.com/search?q=the+simpsons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664709)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: Vibrant bisexual casino dingle berry

1. $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)

2. Lisa the Vegetarian

3. King Size Homer

Sideshow Bob: Cape Feare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664840)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: awkward vigorous resort goal in life

"I love you Dr. Zaius!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664906)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: doobsian electric native

Always have a place in my heart for the 'Do it for her' episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664923)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Wild multi-billionaire travel guidebook

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897594)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: navy motley hospital water buffalo

1. Stonecutters 2. Hank Scorpio 3. softball episode with all the major league players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665359)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:05 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

no one ever plays the stone cutter episode. i think i've seen it like once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665366)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: navy motley hospital water buffalo

yeah, it's pretty great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665388)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: wonderful partner abode

22 short films about springfield

itchy and scratchy land

shelbyville/lemon tree

basically the early parodic era was the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665383)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:09 AM
Author: spruce beady-eyed stage marketing idea

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667451)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: floppy french business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668555)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: Balding indigo hell

you only move twice/homer's enemy, depending on whether you think hank scorpio or frank grimes is the best one-episode character they've ever created

homer's triple bypass, because, among other reasons, "remember your hippopotamus oath" is probably my favorite simpsons line ever

marge on the lam, which has more great lionel hutz quotes than any other episode

sideshow bob episode: cape feare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665409)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: supple bawdyhouse cuckoldry

yeah that hippo joke was SO FRESH, SO CLEAN - despite having dinosaur shit on it

fucking faggits like you are why this shit is on TV in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902419)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: hairless mind-boggling dilemma

Marge v. the Monorail

Lemon of Troy

King Sized Homer or Radioactive Man or A Fish Called Selma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665410)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: Vibrant bisexual casino dingle berry

The recorded phone message at the end of King Size Homer alone puts it up there.

("The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm now.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665440)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Honey-headed zippy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895831)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:16 PM
Author: hairless mind-boggling dilemma

I just want to make it clear that this clearly was not me (btw this is), those these are good choices.

I would go with:

Bart's Comet

Lemon of Troy

Marge v. the Monorail or King-Size Homer...

wait, maybe that was me after all. If it was, the omission of Bart's Comet was unconscionable.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897611)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal nudist indirect expression

as askav pointed out, bart's comet is highly underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665448)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:22 PM
Author: hairless mind-boggling dilemma

tytyty

"I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. This is E-mail, Cosine, Database, Report Card, and Lisa."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665563)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:25 PM
Author: hairless mind-boggling dilemma

"Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always demanding perfection. IF you have a failing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665597)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:26 PM
Author: hairless mind-boggling dilemma

Here, just rewatch it. I'm watching it and going to bed. I've laughed hard 3 times in the first minute.

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/the-simpsons-season-6-episode-14-barts-comet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665601)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

i dunno. watching now. it's good but i think it's pretty far from classic. i'd say it's appropriately rated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665788)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Charismatic zombie-like toilet seat

it had one of the best brief sequences in the entire series:

Kent Brockman: With our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action. We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States congress.

Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of --

Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

Speaker: All in favor of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill?

[everyone boos]

Speaker: Bill defeated. [bangs gavel]

Kent: I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.

Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay.

[a list flashes by hurriedly]

Marge: Turn it off!

Homer: [copying down the list quickly] Just a second...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895833)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Wild multi-billionaire travel guidebook

Lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897601)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 2:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring umber police squad

i remember that episode now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902258)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 3:02 AM
Author: Honey-headed zippy keepsake machete

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902267)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:27 PM
Author: Balding indigo hell

oh fuck, that probably should have made my list. PREZ SEZ: "SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS" makes me lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665607)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: Vibrant bisexual casino dingle berry

"While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs and going doo de doo doo doo de de da da dooo."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665614)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: exhilarant blue senate hissy fit

I've got you now, my RUMPY DOPPLEGANGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897010)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

Skinner[over intercom]: Students, I have an announcement, one of your favorite superheros, Radio Man ...

Nelson: That's Radioactive Man, stupid!

Skinner: Strange. I shouldn't have been able to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665449)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:14 PM
Author: wonderful partner abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665460)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Balding indigo hell

also:

Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.

Lisa: We know, Dad.

Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend this self-help seminar.

Bart: What an odd thing to say...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665504)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: navy motley hospital water buffalo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665521)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: navy motley hospital water buffalo

"Has that weight loss tape reduced your appetite?" "Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665498)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Balding indigo hell

lol 180. also, knowing what abattoir means was relevant at one point in my life. the show just keeps on giving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665522)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: dull exciting crackhouse

chew-y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665502)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling crusty pit

1. Homer's flashback to Marge's pregnancy w/Maggie

2. Stonecutters

3. Krusty gets Kancelled

HM: Film Festival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665507)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating drab doctorate

Pushing it way into season 12.

Homer: "Linguo dead!?"

"Linguo IS dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665531)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:21 PM
Author: navy motley hospital water buffalo

lol, completely forgot about Linguo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665554)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating drab doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665580)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: exhilarant blue senate hissy fit

Was a great episode, one of the best of that era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896951)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: carmine dashing national

last exit to springfield

burns verkaufen der kraftwerk

homer's phobia



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665624)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

some poll said that homer's phobia was a serious shark jumping moment for the series. seemed unfair to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665643)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: Vibrant bisexual casino dingle berry

Something about a bunch of men together, alone in the woods, seems kind of gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665655)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: hairless mind-boggling dilemma

"He prefers the company of men!"

"WHO DOESN'T?!"

amen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665663)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:55 PM
Author: Tantric Scourge Upon The Earth Gas Station

"The Trouble with Trillions" from Season 9, in which Homer has to become an IRS informant to make up for not paying his taxes, is one of my favorites. Homer, Mr. Burns and Smithers end up fleeing to Cuba with the trillion-dollar bill that had been printed by Truman and given to "America's wealthiest and therefore most trustworthy citizen, C. Montgomery Burns" to deliver to Europe post-WWII.

Memorable quotes:

Homer, wearing a wire, asks: Does this make me look fat?

Lisa: No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.

Homer: But not fat?

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IRS agent: You're going to be working for us now.

Homer, whispering and pointing discreetly to the IRS agent across the room: Okay, but could you pay me under the table? I got a little tax problem.

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Mr. Burns is reluctant to let Castro examine the trillion-dollar bill.

Homer: Mr. Burns, I think you can trust the president of *Cuba*

Mr. Burns, optimistically: Now give it back...

Castro: Give what back?

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Homer, Mr. Burns and Smithers floating on a raft off the coast of Cuba.

Mr. Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that, too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!

Homer: God bless America!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665886)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:00 AM
Author: disrespectful theater stage new version

please sir, i'm sorry sir, and older boy told me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665943)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:05 AM
Author: hot massive sandwich

Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count, I'll just estimate! Uh... nine!

Marge: Homer, you know we don't h--

Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal! OK, I need some deductions, deductions... ah!! Business gifts! Here you go, keep using nuclear power!

[Homer grabs the boat painting from above the couch and hands it to Marge.]

Marge: Homer! I painted that for you!

Homer: OK, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam!

Bart: Cool!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665990)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: brilliant space pistol

Homer goes to space.

NASA exec 1: "We're going to lose money if nobody cares about what we do...what can we do to increase ratings?"

NASA exec 2: "Well, maybe we tell them about the monkeys we sent to space who came back super intelligent"

*chair wheels around revealing monkey wearing roller skates*

"No, I don't think we'll be telling them THAT"

*skates away*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22666109)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: blathering lascivious church building

I've always been partial to the Beer Baron episode. I love the scene where Homer and Marge are in bed and his stills are exploding, and he pretends to be burping to try and pass it off.

Homer: Ka-blam-ee! Oh, excuse me Marge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667416)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: 180 Telephone Persian

To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897566)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:05 AM
Author: grizzly incel main people

Monorail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667436)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: spruce beady-eyed stage marketing idea

In Rod We Trust

Homer's Vision Quest

(I just guessed about the names)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667461)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:16 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stead

Any list without Stonecutters is wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667474)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: Big bronze roommate

Mr. Plow

Monorail

Any episode with Lionel Hutz

" (*Hutz voice dubbed over non cupative video will*) And to my executor, Lionel Hutz I leave $50,000"

"Mr. Hutz"

"You'd be surprised how often that actually works, you really would."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668533)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: arousing startled tanning salon

*Bart's in prison and Hutz walks by*

"Let's see here - you're in for....MURDER ONE?!?!....no matter what I'm going to get famous!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903901)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly bright cuck locale

"Pray...for...Mojo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668570)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sticky karate

Mmm I can't wait to eat that monkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895847)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: Honey-headed zippy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895811)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: curious field ape

El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestor Jomer. (chile festival episode).

Episode with Lurleen Lumpkin (featuring song "Finally Bagged me A Homer").

Stonecutter's (who keeps the Martians Under wraps, WEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

Homer' eats poison blowfish.

Halloween episode with "forbidden donut."

Frank Grimes episode.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895826)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: curious field ape

Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart

When the coach called me up to the plate

I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin

My average was point double-o eight

So I spit on my hands

Knocked the dirt from my spikes

And pointed right towards center field

This time I'm hittin' the home run, this time love is for real

I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice a lovin' fly for you

I've been slumpin' off season

But now I've found the reason

I've struck on a love that is true

I used to play the field, I used to be a roamer

But season's turnin' around for me now

I've finally bagged me a Homer

That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895841)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:11 AM
Author: lime coldplay fan affirmative action

all good shit itt. other greats off the top of my head:

homer boxing

pretzel wagon

behind the laughter

movementarians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895837)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: Sooty Racy Volcanic Crater Regret

Later-season crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896990)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: angry filthpig

I like the Pretzel epi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897016)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:47 AM
Author: Honey-headed zippy keepsake machete

3 best are marge vs the monorail, lisa the vegetarian, and king size homer. plus this exchange:

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895895)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: bonkers know-it-all rehab

Mr. X



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896869)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: coral theatre

Lisa on Ice episode, so many good quotes:

"Why does Bart get a present and I get chewed out?"

"Ah, the mysteries of life."

"Me fail English? that's unpossible!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896920)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: angry filthpig

All episodes ITT are credited

I also really enjoyed "Two Bad Neighbors" and, more recently, "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896924)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: exhilarant blue senate hissy fit

Hello Homer. I'm former president Gerald Ford. Do you like football? Do you like na-chos? How about you come over Sunday to watch football, and we'll eat na-chos?

Yes, Mr. President!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897038)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Low-t trailer park

Off the top of my head:

Last Exit to Springfield

Homer goes to College

Maybe The Front?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896949)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Vibrant bisexual casino dingle berry

Mini golf episode has been ridiculously underrated ITT.

"News flash Lisa, Bart is not a horse!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897121)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: curious field ape

"I can't believe it Lisa, but you actually found a practical use for geometry."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903808)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: hateful library

Monorail

Lemon tree

Tree house of horror with the tiny civilization, or maybe Mr. Plow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903815)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: arousing startled tanning salon

Easily When Flanders Failed.

Or when Homer has the striver coworker who ends up killing himself when he sees how everyone else is dumb and lazy and happy.

Homer at Bat was also transcendent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903876)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sticky karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26190991)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 8:34 PM
Author: vivacious transparent location

Homie the Clown

Homer's Enemy (Frank Grimes)

King-Size Homer

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Not much of a Bart fan, I guess... Krusty is my favorite character by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26192594)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: violent out-of-control bbw

Homie the clown

Bart gets a big brother

Homer finds the overturned sugar truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26192645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Odious Circlehead Boistinker

DUFFMAN CAN NEVER DIE. ONLY THE ACTORS WHO PLAY HIM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#27162894)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: talking depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311532)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 8:45 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal nudist indirect expression

lemon of troy was always my favorite. my first moniker here was "yellow lemon-shaped rock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311624)