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ITT List your top three favorite Simpsons episodes of all time

hard to pick just three so i think maybe by listing some of ...
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/18/13
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratc...
Exciting digit ratio plaza
  02/18/13
all good choices. i think NY v. Homer was pretty late, at le...
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/18/13
s9
Odious Knife
  07/12/15
we have crabkolash or mountain dew. ewww, i'll take a cr...
Diverse Striped Hyena Library
  02/18/13
love how they would also take random shots at arby's for no ...
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/18/13
to this day i'll drive past an arby's and say "I'm so h...
Seedy persian heaven
  07/09/14
180.
nofapping idiotic stage
  07/09/14
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Bronze center
  07/09/14
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Hateful location
  08/23/14
I honestly can't think of one that would've been later than ...
Exciting digit ratio plaza
  02/18/13
there are smatterings of good episodes in seasons as late as...
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/18/13
"you all vote Democrat because of your conscience, but ...
jet dingle berry
  02/19/13
Radio Bart Brother From the Same Planet Homer the Great...
crimson shrine
  07/09/14
medical weed episode grandpa and the flying hellfish epis...
indigo vibrant institution gaming laptop
  02/18/13
what's the medical weed episode?
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/18/13
"The best tonic, is chronic." -Dr. Hibbert
Supple Shivering Hall
  02/18/13
"Oh you look like a happy Homer, what's your name?"...
Motley church building skinny woman
  07/09/14
Flying Hellfish was quite good.
Self-centered excitant stage
  02/19/13
also Hulu has clips from all of the seasons, which is pretty...
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/18/13
1. $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love L...
lemon space lettuce
  02/18/13
"I love you Dr. Zaius!"
Razzle-dazzle state
  02/18/13
Always have a place in my heart for the 'Do it for her' epis...
Talented low-t school cafeteria
  02/18/13
(Faggot)
Charismatic mental disorder
  07/09/14
1. Stonecutters 2. Hank Scorpio 3. softball episode with all...
onyx tantric pocket flask
  02/18/13
no one ever plays the stone cutter episode. i think i've see...
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/18/13
yeah, it's pretty great
onyx tantric pocket flask
  02/18/13
22 short films about springfield itchy and scratchy land s...
mint home
  02/18/13
CR
Hateful location
  02/19/13
...
Trip Water Buffalo
  02/19/13
you only move twice/homer's enemy, depending on whether you ...
Yellow mexican place of business
  02/18/13
yeah that hippo joke was SO FRESH, SO CLEAN - despite having...
Contagious Black Woman
  07/10/14
Marge v. the Monorail Lemon of Troy King Sized Homer or Ra...
Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap
  02/18/13
The recorded phone message at the end of King Size Homer alo...
lemon space lettuce
  02/18/13
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massive sex offender kitchen
  07/09/14
I just want to make it clear that this clearly was not me (b...
Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/09/14
as askav pointed out, bart's comet is highly underrated.
180 scarlet bawdyhouse generalized bond
  02/18/13
tytyty "I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. T...
Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap
  02/18/13
"Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always d...
Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap
  02/18/13
Here, just rewatch it. I'm watching it and going to bed. I...
Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap
  02/18/13
i dunno. watching now. it's good but i think it's pretty far...
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/18/13
it had one of the best brief sequences in the entire series:...
orchid soul-stirring bbw
  07/09/14
Lol tyft
Charismatic mental disorder
  07/09/14
i remember that episode now.
boyish stag film
  07/10/14
rofl
massive sex offender kitchen
  07/10/14
oh fuck, that probably should have made my list. PREZ SEZ: &...
Yellow mexican place of business
  02/18/13
"While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddlin...
lemon space lettuce
  02/18/13
I've got you now, my RUMPY DOPPLEGANGER
Motley church building skinny woman
  07/09/14
Skinner[over intercom]: Students, I have an announcement, on...
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/18/13
180
mint home
  02/18/13
also: Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lectur...
Yellow mexican place of business
  02/18/13
lol
onyx tantric pocket flask
  02/18/13
"Has that weight loss tape reduced your appetite?"...
onyx tantric pocket flask
  02/18/13
lol 180. also, knowing what abattoir means was relevant at o...
Yellow mexican place of business
  02/18/13
chew-y?
floppy telephone
  02/18/13
1. Homer's flashback to Marge's pregnancy w/Maggie 2. Sto...
Supple Shivering Hall
  02/18/13
Pushing it way into season 12. Homer: "Linguo dead!...
Tan senate toaster
  02/18/13
lol, completely forgot about Linguo.
onyx tantric pocket flask
  02/18/13
...
Tan senate toaster
  02/18/13
Was a great episode, one of the best of that era.
Motley church building skinny woman
  07/09/14
last exit to springfield burns verkaufen der kraftwerk ho...
zombie-like elastic band casino
  02/18/13
some poll said that homer's phobia was a serious shark jumpi...
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/18/13
Something about a bunch of men together, alone in the woods,...
lemon space lettuce
  02/18/13
"He prefers the company of men!" "WHO DOESN'...
Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap
  02/18/13
"The Trouble with Trillions" from Season 9, in whi...
Concupiscible garrison gay wizard
  02/18/13
please sir, i'm sorry sir, and older boy told me to do it
umber galvanic tattoo
  02/19/13
Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count...
Exciting digit ratio plaza
  02/19/13
Homer goes to space. NASA exec 1: "We're going to lo...
arousing private investor
  02/19/13
I've always been partial to the Beer Baron episode. I love t...
Self-centered excitant stage
  02/19/13
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's pro...
Jet-lagged wine affirmative action karate
  07/09/14
Monorail
pontificating area
  02/19/13
In Rod We Trust Homer's Vision Quest (I just guessed abo...
Hateful location
  02/19/13
Any list without Stonecutters is wrong.
provocative maroon haunted graveyard
  02/19/13
Mr. Plow Monorail Any episode with Lionel Hutz &qu...
jet dingle berry
  02/19/13
*Bart's in prison and Hutz walks by* "Let's see here...
Turquoise theatre
  07/10/14
"Pray...for...Mojo"
fluffy mauve ceo
  02/19/13
Mmm I can't wait to eat that monkey
Bipolar Sadistic House Dragon
  07/09/14
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massive sex offender kitchen
  07/09/14
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestor Jomer. (chile festival episod...
nofapping idiotic stage
  07/09/14
Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When th...
nofapping idiotic stage
  07/09/14
all good shit itt. other greats off the top of my head: h...
Seedy persian heaven
  07/09/14
Later-season crap.
crimson shrine
  07/09/14
I like the Pretzel epi
Bronze center
  07/09/14
3 best are marge vs the monorail, lisa the vegetarian, and k...
massive sex offender kitchen
  07/09/14
Mr. X
Poppy cerebral temple
  07/09/14
Lisa on Ice episode, so many good quotes: "Why does...
Lavender background story
  07/09/14
All episodes ITT are credited I also really enjoyed "...
Bronze center
  07/09/14
Hello Homer. I'm former president Gerald Ford. Do you like f...
Motley church building skinny woman
  07/09/14
Off the top of my head: Last Exit to Springfield Homer...
Misunderstood multi-colored chad famous landscape painting
  07/09/14
Mini golf episode has been ridiculously underrated ITT. ...
lemon space lettuce
  07/09/14
"I can't believe it Lisa, but you actually found a prac...
nofapping idiotic stage
  07/10/14
Monorail Lemon tree Tree house of horror with the tiny civ...
Mind-boggling whorehouse
  07/10/14
Easily When Flanders Failed. Or when Homer has the strive...
Turquoise theatre
  07/10/14
...
Bipolar Sadistic House Dragon
  08/23/14
Homie the Clown Homer's Enemy (Frank Grimes) King-Size...
bright nudist public bath dysfunction
  08/23/14
Homie the clown Bart gets a big brother Homer finds the ov...
Bearded yarmulke
  08/23/14
DUFFMAN CAN NEVER DIE. ONLY THE ACTORS WHO PLAY HIM.
big slap-happy windowlicker messiness
  01/22/15
...
Slate laughsome market immigrant
  07/12/15
lemon of troy was always my favorite. my first moniker here ...
180 scarlet bawdyhouse generalized bond
  07/12/15


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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:41 PM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

hard to pick just three so i think maybe by listing some of our favorites that come to mind we can move towards a consensus model.

also, list your favorite sideshow bob episode

Top 3 in no particular order:

marge versus the monorail (homor becomes monorail conductor)

you only move twice (homer gets a job at globex corp. working for evil genius hank scorpio)

scenes from the class struggle in springfield (marge finds an outlet mall designer suit and rubs elbows with country club types)

Favorite sideshow bob episode: brother from another series (david hyde pierce guest stars as bob's brother who hires him in a work release program)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664620)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Exciting digit ratio plaza

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

Itchy & Scratchy Land

Lemon of Troy

Probably not actually my top 3, just ones that came to mind where I actually knew the episode title.

Favorite Sideshow Bob episode is the one where he runs for mayor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664648)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

all good choices. i think NY v. Homer was pretty late, at least season 9 or 10 maybe? definitely one of the last "classic" episodes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664695)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 7:45 AM
Author: Odious Knife

s9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311537)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Diverse Striped Hyena Library

we have crabkolash or mountain dew.

ewww, i'll take a crabkolash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664734)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

love how they would also take random shots at arby's for no reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664753)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:02 AM
Author: Seedy persian heaven

to this day i'll drive past an arby's and say "I'm so hungry I could eat at arby's!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895818)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: nofapping idiotic stage

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895828)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Bronze center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Hateful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26193210)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Exciting digit ratio plaza

I honestly can't think of one that would've been later than that. I'm sure there were good ones, but were there any classics?

It's staggeringly awful that they've made FIFTEEN more seasons since then and I can't think of a single memorable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664798)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

there are smatterings of good episodes in seasons as late as 12 and 13 (looking through wiki). but consistency went to shit somewhere around 8 or 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664875)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: jet dingle berry

"you all vote Democrat because of your conscience, but secretly you want a Republican to rule you like a King"- Side Show Bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668523)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: crimson shrine

Radio Bart

Brother From the Same Planet

Homer the Great (stonecutters)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897081)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: indigo vibrant institution gaming laptop

medical weed episode

grandpa and the flying hellfish episode

kind of cheating a bit but Who Shot Burns 1&2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664649)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

what's the medical weed episode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664689)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:16 PM
Author: Supple Shivering Hall

"The best tonic, is chronic." -Dr. Hibbert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665487)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Motley church building skinny woman

"Oh you look like a happy Homer, what's your name?"

"Bwahaha! You just said it!... You're covered in a very fine fuzz... "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896940)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 9:58 AM
Author: Self-centered excitant stage

Flying Hellfish was quite good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667391)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

also Hulu has clips from all of the seasons, which is pretty cool. sadly hulu+ does not get you access to full episodes from all seasons.

http://www.hulu.com/search?q=the+simpsons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664709)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: lemon space lettuce

1. $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)

2. Lisa the Vegetarian

3. King Size Homer

Sideshow Bob: Cape Feare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664840)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

"I love you Dr. Zaius!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664906)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Talented low-t school cafeteria

Always have a place in my heart for the 'Do it for her' episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664923)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Charismatic mental disorder

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897594)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: onyx tantric pocket flask

1. Stonecutters 2. Hank Scorpio 3. softball episode with all the major league players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665359)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:05 PM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

no one ever plays the stone cutter episode. i think i've seen it like once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665366)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: onyx tantric pocket flask

yeah, it's pretty great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665388)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: mint home

22 short films about springfield

itchy and scratchy land

shelbyville/lemon tree

basically the early parodic era was the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665383)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:09 AM
Author: Hateful location

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667451)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: Trip Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668555)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: Yellow mexican place of business

you only move twice/homer's enemy, depending on whether you think hank scorpio or frank grimes is the best one-episode character they've ever created

homer's triple bypass, because, among other reasons, "remember your hippopotamus oath" is probably my favorite simpsons line ever

marge on the lam, which has more great lionel hutz quotes than any other episode

sideshow bob episode: cape feare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665409)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: Contagious Black Woman

yeah that hippo joke was SO FRESH, SO CLEAN - despite having dinosaur shit on it

fucking faggits like you are why this shit is on TV in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902419)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap

Marge v. the Monorail

Lemon of Troy

King Sized Homer or Radioactive Man or A Fish Called Selma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665410)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: lemon space lettuce

The recorded phone message at the end of King Size Homer alone puts it up there.

("The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm now.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665440)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: massive sex offender kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895831)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:16 PM
Author: Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap

I just want to make it clear that this clearly was not me (btw this is), those these are good choices.

I would go with:

Bart's Comet

Lemon of Troy

Marge v. the Monorail or King-Size Homer...

wait, maybe that was me after all. If it was, the omission of Bart's Comet was unconscionable.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897611)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: 180 scarlet bawdyhouse generalized bond

as askav pointed out, bart's comet is highly underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665448)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:22 PM
Author: Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap

tytyty

"I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. This is E-mail, Cosine, Database, Report Card, and Lisa."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665563)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:25 PM
Author: Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap

"Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always demanding perfection. IF you have a failing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665597)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:26 PM
Author: Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap

Here, just rewatch it. I'm watching it and going to bed. I've laughed hard 3 times in the first minute.

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/the-simpsons-season-6-episode-14-barts-comet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665601)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

i dunno. watching now. it's good but i think it's pretty far from classic. i'd say it's appropriately rated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665788)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: orchid soul-stirring bbw

it had one of the best brief sequences in the entire series:

Kent Brockman: With our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action. We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States congress.

Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of --

Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

Speaker: All in favor of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill?

[everyone boos]

Speaker: Bill defeated. [bangs gavel]

Kent: I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.

Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay.

[a list flashes by hurriedly]

Marge: Turn it off!

Homer: [copying down the list quickly] Just a second...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895833)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Charismatic mental disorder

Lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897601)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 2:52 AM
Author: boyish stag film

i remember that episode now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902258)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 3:02 AM
Author: massive sex offender kitchen

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902267)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:27 PM
Author: Yellow mexican place of business

oh fuck, that probably should have made my list. PREZ SEZ: "SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS" makes me lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665607)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: lemon space lettuce

"While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs and going doo de doo doo doo de de da da dooo."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665614)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Motley church building skinny woman

I've got you now, my RUMPY DOPPLEGANGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897010)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

Skinner[over intercom]: Students, I have an announcement, one of your favorite superheros, Radio Man ...

Nelson: That's Radioactive Man, stupid!

Skinner: Strange. I shouldn't have been able to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665449)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:14 PM
Author: mint home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665460)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Yellow mexican place of business

also:

Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.

Lisa: We know, Dad.

Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend this self-help seminar.

Bart: What an odd thing to say...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665504)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: onyx tantric pocket flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665521)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: onyx tantric pocket flask

"Has that weight loss tape reduced your appetite?" "Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665498)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Yellow mexican place of business

lol 180. also, knowing what abattoir means was relevant at one point in my life. the show just keeps on giving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665522)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: floppy telephone

chew-y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665502)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Supple Shivering Hall

1. Homer's flashback to Marge's pregnancy w/Maggie

2. Stonecutters

3. Krusty gets Kancelled

HM: Film Festival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665507)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: Tan senate toaster

Pushing it way into season 12.

Homer: "Linguo dead!?"

"Linguo IS dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665531)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:21 PM
Author: onyx tantric pocket flask

lol, completely forgot about Linguo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665554)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Tan senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665580)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Motley church building skinny woman

Was a great episode, one of the best of that era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896951)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: zombie-like elastic band casino

last exit to springfield

burns verkaufen der kraftwerk

homer's phobia



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665624)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

some poll said that homer's phobia was a serious shark jumping moment for the series. seemed unfair to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665643)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: lemon space lettuce

Something about a bunch of men together, alone in the woods, seems kind of gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665655)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Comical Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap

"He prefers the company of men!"

"WHO DOESN'T?!"

amen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665663)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible garrison gay wizard

"The Trouble with Trillions" from Season 9, in which Homer has to become an IRS informant to make up for not paying his taxes, is one of my favorites. Homer, Mr. Burns and Smithers end up fleeing to Cuba with the trillion-dollar bill that had been printed by Truman and given to "America's wealthiest and therefore most trustworthy citizen, C. Montgomery Burns" to deliver to Europe post-WWII.

Memorable quotes:

Homer, wearing a wire, asks: Does this make me look fat?

Lisa: No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.

Homer: But not fat?

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IRS agent: You're going to be working for us now.

Homer, whispering and pointing discreetly to the IRS agent across the room: Okay, but could you pay me under the table? I got a little tax problem.

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Mr. Burns is reluctant to let Castro examine the trillion-dollar bill.

Homer: Mr. Burns, I think you can trust the president of *Cuba*

Mr. Burns, optimistically: Now give it back...

Castro: Give what back?

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Homer, Mr. Burns and Smithers floating on a raft off the coast of Cuba.

Mr. Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that, too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!

Homer: God bless America!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665886)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:00 AM
Author: umber galvanic tattoo

please sir, i'm sorry sir, and older boy told me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665943)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:05 AM
Author: Exciting digit ratio plaza

Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count, I'll just estimate! Uh... nine!

Marge: Homer, you know we don't h--

Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal! OK, I need some deductions, deductions... ah!! Business gifts! Here you go, keep using nuclear power!

[Homer grabs the boat painting from above the couch and hands it to Marge.]

Marge: Homer! I painted that for you!

Homer: OK, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam!

Bart: Cool!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665990)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: arousing private investor

Homer goes to space.

NASA exec 1: "We're going to lose money if nobody cares about what we do...what can we do to increase ratings?"

NASA exec 2: "Well, maybe we tell them about the monkeys we sent to space who came back super intelligent"

*chair wheels around revealing monkey wearing roller skates*

"No, I don't think we'll be telling them THAT"

*skates away*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22666109)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Self-centered excitant stage

I've always been partial to the Beer Baron episode. I love the scene where Homer and Marge are in bed and his stills are exploding, and he pretends to be burping to try and pass it off.

Homer: Ka-blam-ee! Oh, excuse me Marge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667416)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged wine affirmative action karate

To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897566)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:05 AM
Author: pontificating area

Monorail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667436)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Hateful location

In Rod We Trust

Homer's Vision Quest

(I just guessed about the names)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667461)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:16 AM
Author: provocative maroon haunted graveyard

Any list without Stonecutters is wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667474)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: jet dingle berry

Mr. Plow

Monorail

Any episode with Lionel Hutz

" (*Hutz voice dubbed over non cupative video will*) And to my executor, Lionel Hutz I leave $50,000"

"Mr. Hutz"

"You'd be surprised how often that actually works, you really would."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668533)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Turquoise theatre

*Bart's in prison and Hutz walks by*

"Let's see here - you're in for....MURDER ONE?!?!....no matter what I'm going to get famous!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903901)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: fluffy mauve ceo

"Pray...for...Mojo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668570)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:15 AM
Author: Bipolar Sadistic House Dragon

Mmm I can't wait to eat that monkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895847)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: massive sex offender kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895811)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: nofapping idiotic stage

El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestor Jomer. (chile festival episode).

Episode with Lurleen Lumpkin (featuring song "Finally Bagged me A Homer").

Stonecutter's (who keeps the Martians Under wraps, WEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

Homer' eats poison blowfish.

Halloween episode with "forbidden donut."

Frank Grimes episode.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895826)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: nofapping idiotic stage

Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart

When the coach called me up to the plate

I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin

My average was point double-o eight

So I spit on my hands

Knocked the dirt from my spikes

And pointed right towards center field

This time I'm hittin' the home run, this time love is for real

I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice a lovin' fly for you

I've been slumpin' off season

But now I've found the reason

I've struck on a love that is true

I used to play the field, I used to be a roamer

But season's turnin' around for me now

I've finally bagged me a Homer

That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895841)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:11 AM
Author: Seedy persian heaven

all good shit itt. other greats off the top of my head:

homer boxing

pretzel wagon

behind the laughter

movementarians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895837)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: crimson shrine

Later-season crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896990)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Bronze center

I like the Pretzel epi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897016)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:47 AM
Author: massive sex offender kitchen

3 best are marge vs the monorail, lisa the vegetarian, and king size homer. plus this exchange:

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895895)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: Poppy cerebral temple

Mr. X



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896869)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Lavender background story

Lisa on Ice episode, so many good quotes:

"Why does Bart get a present and I get chewed out?"

"Ah, the mysteries of life."

"Me fail English? that's unpossible!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896920)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Bronze center

All episodes ITT are credited

I also really enjoyed "Two Bad Neighbors" and, more recently, "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896924)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Motley church building skinny woman

Hello Homer. I'm former president Gerald Ford. Do you like football? Do you like na-chos? How about you come over Sunday to watch football, and we'll eat na-chos?

Yes, Mr. President!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897038)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood multi-colored chad famous landscape painting

Off the top of my head:

Last Exit to Springfield

Homer goes to College

Maybe The Front?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896949)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: lemon space lettuce

Mini golf episode has been ridiculously underrated ITT.

"News flash Lisa, Bart is not a horse!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897121)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: nofapping idiotic stage

"I can't believe it Lisa, but you actually found a practical use for geometry."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903808)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling whorehouse

Monorail

Lemon tree

Tree house of horror with the tiny civilization, or maybe Mr. Plow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903815)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Turquoise theatre

Easily When Flanders Failed.

Or when Homer has the striver coworker who ends up killing himself when he sees how everyone else is dumb and lazy and happy.

Homer at Bat was also transcendent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903876)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Bipolar Sadistic House Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26190991)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 8:34 PM
Author: bright nudist public bath dysfunction

Homie the Clown

Homer's Enemy (Frank Grimes)

King-Size Homer

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Not much of a Bart fan, I guess... Krusty is my favorite character by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26192594)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Bearded yarmulke

Homie the clown

Bart gets a big brother

Homer finds the overturned sugar truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26192645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: big slap-happy windowlicker messiness

DUFFMAN CAN NEVER DIE. ONLY THE ACTORS WHO PLAY HIM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#27162894)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: Slate laughsome market immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311532)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 8:45 AM
Author: 180 scarlet bawdyhouse generalized bond

lemon of troy was always my favorite. my first moniker here was "yellow lemon-shaped rock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311624)