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ITT List your top three favorite Simpsons episodes of all time

hard to pick just three so i think maybe by listing some of ...
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/18/13
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratc...
excitant set international law enforcement agency
  02/18/13
all good choices. i think NY v. Homer was pretty late, at le...
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/18/13
s9
Sickened disgusting native
  07/12/15
we have crabkolash or mountain dew. ewww, i'll take a cr...
stimulating organic girlfriend
  02/18/13
love how they would also take random shots at arby's for no ...
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/18/13
to this day i'll drive past an arby's and say "I'm so h...
haunting meetinghouse
  07/09/14
180.
Mewling queen of the night tanning salon
  07/09/14
...
Peach Athletic Conference Corner
  07/09/14
...
hilarious national doctorate
  08/23/14
I honestly can't think of one that would've been later than ...
excitant set international law enforcement agency
  02/18/13
there are smatterings of good episodes in seasons as late as...
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/18/13
"you all vote Democrat because of your conscience, but ...
Mind-boggling Jew Fortuitous Meteor
  02/19/13
Radio Bart Brother From the Same Planet Homer the Great...
titillating effete ticket booth
  07/09/14
medical weed episode grandpa and the flying hellfish epis...
boyish church
  02/18/13
what's the medical weed episode?
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/18/13
"The best tonic, is chronic." -Dr. Hibbert
Thriller base jewess
  02/18/13
"Oh you look like a happy Homer, what's your name?"...
Aromatic Claret Lodge
  07/09/14
Flying Hellfish was quite good.
Painfully honest yarmulke masturbator
  02/19/13
also Hulu has clips from all of the seasons, which is pretty...
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/18/13
1. $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love L...
razzle toaster
  02/18/13
"I love you Dr. Zaius!"
floppy digit ratio
  02/18/13
Always have a place in my heart for the 'Do it for her' epis...
multi-colored cheese-eating dilemma
  02/18/13
(Faggot)
Shimmering senate idea he suggested
  07/09/14
1. Stonecutters 2. Hank Scorpio 3. softball episode with all...
contagious fluffy boistinker ladyboy
  02/18/13
no one ever plays the stone cutter episode. i think i've see...
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/18/13
yeah, it's pretty great
contagious fluffy boistinker ladyboy
  02/18/13
22 short films about springfield itchy and scratchy land s...
chocolate field
  02/18/13
CR
hilarious national doctorate
  02/19/13
...
mustard tattoo
  02/19/13
you only move twice/homer's enemy, depending on whether you ...
adventurous dog poop
  02/18/13
yeah that hippo joke was SO FRESH, SO CLEAN - despite having...
motley karate
  07/10/14
Marge v. the Monorail Lemon of Troy King Sized Homer or Ra...
Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig
  02/18/13
The recorded phone message at the end of King Size Homer alo...
razzle toaster
  02/18/13
...
zippy bateful turdskin sweet tailpipe
  07/09/14
I just want to make it clear that this clearly was not me (b...
Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig
  07/09/14
as askav pointed out, bart's comet is highly underrated.
seedy magenta center background story
  02/18/13
tytyty "I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. T...
Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig
  02/18/13
"Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always d...
Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig
  02/18/13
Here, just rewatch it. I'm watching it and going to bed. I...
Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig
  02/18/13
i dunno. watching now. it's good but i think it's pretty far...
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/18/13
it had one of the best brief sequences in the entire series:...
lake macaca
  07/09/14
Lol tyft
Shimmering senate idea he suggested
  07/09/14
i remember that episode now.
Talented Crawly Hunting Ground
  07/10/14
rofl
zippy bateful turdskin sweet tailpipe
  07/10/14
oh fuck, that probably should have made my list. PREZ SEZ: &...
adventurous dog poop
  02/18/13
"While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddlin...
razzle toaster
  02/18/13
I've got you now, my RUMPY DOPPLEGANGER
Aromatic Claret Lodge
  07/09/14
Skinner[over intercom]: Students, I have an announcement, on...
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/18/13
180
chocolate field
  02/18/13
also: Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lectur...
adventurous dog poop
  02/18/13
lol
contagious fluffy boistinker ladyboy
  02/18/13
"Has that weight loss tape reduced your appetite?"...
contagious fluffy boistinker ladyboy
  02/18/13
lol 180. also, knowing what abattoir means was relevant at o...
adventurous dog poop
  02/18/13
chew-y?
Free-loading stage
  02/18/13
1. Homer's flashback to Marge's pregnancy w/Maggie 2. Sto...
Thriller base jewess
  02/18/13
Pushing it way into season 12. Homer: "Linguo dead!...
Crimson heady orchestra pit
  02/18/13
lol, completely forgot about Linguo.
contagious fluffy boistinker ladyboy
  02/18/13
...
Crimson heady orchestra pit
  02/18/13
Was a great episode, one of the best of that era.
Aromatic Claret Lodge
  07/09/14
last exit to springfield burns verkaufen der kraftwerk ho...
violent charismatic hall
  02/18/13
some poll said that homer's phobia was a serious shark jumpi...
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/18/13
Something about a bunch of men together, alone in the woods,...
razzle toaster
  02/18/13
"He prefers the company of men!" "WHO DOESN'...
Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig
  02/18/13
"The Trouble with Trillions" from Season 9, in whi...
crystalline ceo
  02/18/13
please sir, i'm sorry sir, and older boy told me to do it
Topaz maniacal cuck
  02/19/13
Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count...
excitant set international law enforcement agency
  02/19/13
Homer goes to space. NASA exec 1: "We're going to lo...
passionate fiercely-loyal hominid
  02/19/13
I've always been partial to the Beer Baron episode. I love t...
Painfully honest yarmulke masturbator
  02/19/13
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's pro...
costumed hospital
  07/09/14
Monorail
Exhilarant point
  02/19/13
In Rod We Trust Homer's Vision Quest (I just guessed abo...
hilarious national doctorate
  02/19/13
Any list without Stonecutters is wrong.
Cream vengeful theatre
  02/19/13
Mr. Plow Monorail Any episode with Lionel Hutz &qu...
Mind-boggling Jew Fortuitous Meteor
  02/19/13
*Bart's in prison and Hutz walks by* "Let's see here...
orange fanboi
  07/10/14
"Pray...for...Mojo"
Impressive locus death wish
  02/19/13
Mmm I can't wait to eat that monkey
Azure Sanctuary Hairy Legs
  07/09/14
...
zippy bateful turdskin sweet tailpipe
  07/09/14
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestor Jomer. (chile festival episod...
Mewling queen of the night tanning salon
  07/09/14
Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When th...
Mewling queen of the night tanning salon
  07/09/14
all good shit itt. other greats off the top of my head: h...
haunting meetinghouse
  07/09/14
Later-season crap.
titillating effete ticket booth
  07/09/14
I like the Pretzel epi
Peach Athletic Conference Corner
  07/09/14
3 best are marge vs the monorail, lisa the vegetarian, and k...
zippy bateful turdskin sweet tailpipe
  07/09/14
Mr. X
vivacious range
  07/09/14
Lisa on Ice episode, so many good quotes: "Why does...
lascivious silver mad cow disease
  07/09/14
All episodes ITT are credited I also really enjoyed "...
Peach Athletic Conference Corner
  07/09/14
Hello Homer. I'm former president Gerald Ford. Do you like f...
Aromatic Claret Lodge
  07/09/14
Off the top of my head: Last Exit to Springfield Homer...
ocher coffee pot degenerate
  07/09/14
Mini golf episode has been ridiculously underrated ITT. ...
razzle toaster
  07/09/14
"I can't believe it Lisa, but you actually found a prac...
Mewling queen of the night tanning salon
  07/10/14
Monorail Lemon tree Tree house of horror with the tiny civ...
vigorous pink stage nowag
  07/10/14
Easily When Flanders Failed. Or when Homer has the strive...
orange fanboi
  07/10/14
...
Azure Sanctuary Hairy Legs
  08/23/14
Homie the Clown Homer's Enemy (Frank Grimes) King-Size...
Slap-happy chapel mother
  08/23/14
Homie the clown Bart gets a big brother Homer finds the ov...
Chestnut shrine private investor
  08/23/14
DUFFMAN CAN NEVER DIE. ONLY THE ACTORS WHO PLAY HIM.
violent headpube
  01/22/15
...
Wine bat-shit-crazy spot
  07/12/15
lemon of troy was always my favorite. my first moniker here ...
seedy magenta center background story
  07/12/15


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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:41 PM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

hard to pick just three so i think maybe by listing some of our favorites that come to mind we can move towards a consensus model.

also, list your favorite sideshow bob episode

Top 3 in no particular order:

marge versus the monorail (homor becomes monorail conductor)

you only move twice (homer gets a job at globex corp. working for evil genius hank scorpio)

scenes from the class struggle in springfield (marge finds an outlet mall designer suit and rubs elbows with country club types)

Favorite sideshow bob episode: brother from another series (david hyde pierce guest stars as bob's brother who hires him in a work release program)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664620)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: excitant set international law enforcement agency

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

Itchy & Scratchy Land

Lemon of Troy

Probably not actually my top 3, just ones that came to mind where I actually knew the episode title.

Favorite Sideshow Bob episode is the one where he runs for mayor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664648)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

all good choices. i think NY v. Homer was pretty late, at least season 9 or 10 maybe? definitely one of the last "classic" episodes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664695)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 7:45 AM
Author: Sickened disgusting native

s9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311537)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: stimulating organic girlfriend

we have crabkolash or mountain dew.

ewww, i'll take a crabkolash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664734)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

love how they would also take random shots at arby's for no reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664753)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:02 AM
Author: haunting meetinghouse

to this day i'll drive past an arby's and say "I'm so hungry I could eat at arby's!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895818)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Mewling queen of the night tanning salon

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895828)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Peach Athletic Conference Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: hilarious national doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26193210)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: excitant set international law enforcement agency

I honestly can't think of one that would've been later than that. I'm sure there were good ones, but were there any classics?

It's staggeringly awful that they've made FIFTEEN more seasons since then and I can't think of a single memorable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664798)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

there are smatterings of good episodes in seasons as late as 12 and 13 (looking through wiki). but consistency went to shit somewhere around 8 or 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664875)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Jew Fortuitous Meteor

"you all vote Democrat because of your conscience, but secretly you want a Republican to rule you like a King"- Side Show Bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668523)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: titillating effete ticket booth

Radio Bart

Brother From the Same Planet

Homer the Great (stonecutters)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897081)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: boyish church

medical weed episode

grandpa and the flying hellfish episode

kind of cheating a bit but Who Shot Burns 1&2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664649)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

what's the medical weed episode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664689)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:16 PM
Author: Thriller base jewess

"The best tonic, is chronic." -Dr. Hibbert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665487)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Aromatic Claret Lodge

"Oh you look like a happy Homer, what's your name?"

"Bwahaha! You just said it!... You're covered in a very fine fuzz... "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896940)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 9:58 AM
Author: Painfully honest yarmulke masturbator

Flying Hellfish was quite good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667391)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

also Hulu has clips from all of the seasons, which is pretty cool. sadly hulu+ does not get you access to full episodes from all seasons.

http://www.hulu.com/search?q=the+simpsons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664709)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: razzle toaster

1. $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)

2. Lisa the Vegetarian

3. King Size Homer

Sideshow Bob: Cape Feare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664840)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: floppy digit ratio

"I love you Dr. Zaius!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664906)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: multi-colored cheese-eating dilemma

Always have a place in my heart for the 'Do it for her' episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664923)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Shimmering senate idea he suggested

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897594)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: contagious fluffy boistinker ladyboy

1. Stonecutters 2. Hank Scorpio 3. softball episode with all the major league players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665359)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:05 PM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

no one ever plays the stone cutter episode. i think i've seen it like once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665366)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: contagious fluffy boistinker ladyboy

yeah, it's pretty great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665388)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: chocolate field

22 short films about springfield

itchy and scratchy land

shelbyville/lemon tree

basically the early parodic era was the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665383)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:09 AM
Author: hilarious national doctorate

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667451)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: mustard tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668555)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: adventurous dog poop

you only move twice/homer's enemy, depending on whether you think hank scorpio or frank grimes is the best one-episode character they've ever created

homer's triple bypass, because, among other reasons, "remember your hippopotamus oath" is probably my favorite simpsons line ever

marge on the lam, which has more great lionel hutz quotes than any other episode

sideshow bob episode: cape feare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665409)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: motley karate

yeah that hippo joke was SO FRESH, SO CLEAN - despite having dinosaur shit on it

fucking faggits like you are why this shit is on TV in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902419)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig

Marge v. the Monorail

Lemon of Troy

King Sized Homer or Radioactive Man or A Fish Called Selma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665410)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: razzle toaster

The recorded phone message at the end of King Size Homer alone puts it up there.

("The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm now.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665440)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: zippy bateful turdskin sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895831)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:16 PM
Author: Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig

I just want to make it clear that this clearly was not me (btw this is), those these are good choices.

I would go with:

Bart's Comet

Lemon of Troy

Marge v. the Monorail or King-Size Homer...

wait, maybe that was me after all. If it was, the omission of Bart's Comet was unconscionable.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897611)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: seedy magenta center background story

as askav pointed out, bart's comet is highly underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665448)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:22 PM
Author: Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig

tytyty

"I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. This is E-mail, Cosine, Database, Report Card, and Lisa."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665563)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:25 PM
Author: Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig

"Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always demanding perfection. IF you have a failing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665597)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:26 PM
Author: Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig

Here, just rewatch it. I'm watching it and going to bed. I've laughed hard 3 times in the first minute.

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/the-simpsons-season-6-episode-14-barts-comet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665601)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

i dunno. watching now. it's good but i think it's pretty far from classic. i'd say it's appropriately rated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665788)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: lake macaca

it had one of the best brief sequences in the entire series:

Kent Brockman: With our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action. We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States congress.

Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of --

Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

Speaker: All in favor of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill?

[everyone boos]

Speaker: Bill defeated. [bangs gavel]

Kent: I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.

Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay.

[a list flashes by hurriedly]

Marge: Turn it off!

Homer: [copying down the list quickly] Just a second...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895833)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Shimmering senate idea he suggested

Lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897601)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 2:52 AM
Author: Talented Crawly Hunting Ground

i remember that episode now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902258)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 3:02 AM
Author: zippy bateful turdskin sweet tailpipe

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902267)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:27 PM
Author: adventurous dog poop

oh fuck, that probably should have made my list. PREZ SEZ: "SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS" makes me lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665607)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: razzle toaster

"While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs and going doo de doo doo doo de de da da dooo."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665614)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Aromatic Claret Lodge

I've got you now, my RUMPY DOPPLEGANGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897010)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

Skinner[over intercom]: Students, I have an announcement, one of your favorite superheros, Radio Man ...

Nelson: That's Radioactive Man, stupid!

Skinner: Strange. I shouldn't have been able to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665449)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:14 PM
Author: chocolate field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665460)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: adventurous dog poop

also:

Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.

Lisa: We know, Dad.

Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend this self-help seminar.

Bart: What an odd thing to say...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665504)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: contagious fluffy boistinker ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665521)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: contagious fluffy boistinker ladyboy

"Has that weight loss tape reduced your appetite?" "Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665498)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: adventurous dog poop

lol 180. also, knowing what abattoir means was relevant at one point in my life. the show just keeps on giving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665522)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Free-loading stage

chew-y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665502)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Thriller base jewess

1. Homer's flashback to Marge's pregnancy w/Maggie

2. Stonecutters

3. Krusty gets Kancelled

HM: Film Festival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665507)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: Crimson heady orchestra pit

Pushing it way into season 12.

Homer: "Linguo dead!?"

"Linguo IS dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665531)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:21 PM
Author: contagious fluffy boistinker ladyboy

lol, completely forgot about Linguo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665554)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Crimson heady orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665580)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Aromatic Claret Lodge

Was a great episode, one of the best of that era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896951)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: violent charismatic hall

last exit to springfield

burns verkaufen der kraftwerk

homer's phobia



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665624)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

some poll said that homer's phobia was a serious shark jumping moment for the series. seemed unfair to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665643)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: razzle toaster

Something about a bunch of men together, alone in the woods, seems kind of gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665655)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig

"He prefers the company of men!"

"WHO DOESN'T?!"

amen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665663)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:55 PM
Author: crystalline ceo

"The Trouble with Trillions" from Season 9, in which Homer has to become an IRS informant to make up for not paying his taxes, is one of my favorites. Homer, Mr. Burns and Smithers end up fleeing to Cuba with the trillion-dollar bill that had been printed by Truman and given to "America's wealthiest and therefore most trustworthy citizen, C. Montgomery Burns" to deliver to Europe post-WWII.

Memorable quotes:

Homer, wearing a wire, asks: Does this make me look fat?

Lisa: No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.

Homer: But not fat?

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IRS agent: You're going to be working for us now.

Homer, whispering and pointing discreetly to the IRS agent across the room: Okay, but could you pay me under the table? I got a little tax problem.

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Mr. Burns is reluctant to let Castro examine the trillion-dollar bill.

Homer: Mr. Burns, I think you can trust the president of *Cuba*

Mr. Burns, optimistically: Now give it back...

Castro: Give what back?

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Homer, Mr. Burns and Smithers floating on a raft off the coast of Cuba.

Mr. Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that, too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!

Homer: God bless America!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665886)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:00 AM
Author: Topaz maniacal cuck

please sir, i'm sorry sir, and older boy told me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665943)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:05 AM
Author: excitant set international law enforcement agency

Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count, I'll just estimate! Uh... nine!

Marge: Homer, you know we don't h--

Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal! OK, I need some deductions, deductions... ah!! Business gifts! Here you go, keep using nuclear power!

[Homer grabs the boat painting from above the couch and hands it to Marge.]

Marge: Homer! I painted that for you!

Homer: OK, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam!

Bart: Cool!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665990)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: passionate fiercely-loyal hominid

Homer goes to space.

NASA exec 1: "We're going to lose money if nobody cares about what we do...what can we do to increase ratings?"

NASA exec 2: "Well, maybe we tell them about the monkeys we sent to space who came back super intelligent"

*chair wheels around revealing monkey wearing roller skates*

"No, I don't think we'll be telling them THAT"

*skates away*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22666109)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Painfully honest yarmulke masturbator

I've always been partial to the Beer Baron episode. I love the scene where Homer and Marge are in bed and his stills are exploding, and he pretends to be burping to try and pass it off.

Homer: Ka-blam-ee! Oh, excuse me Marge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667416)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: costumed hospital

To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897566)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant point

Monorail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667436)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: hilarious national doctorate

In Rod We Trust

Homer's Vision Quest

(I just guessed about the names)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667461)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:16 AM
Author: Cream vengeful theatre

Any list without Stonecutters is wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667474)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Jew Fortuitous Meteor

Mr. Plow

Monorail

Any episode with Lionel Hutz

" (*Hutz voice dubbed over non cupative video will*) And to my executor, Lionel Hutz I leave $50,000"

"Mr. Hutz"

"You'd be surprised how often that actually works, you really would."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668533)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: orange fanboi

*Bart's in prison and Hutz walks by*

"Let's see here - you're in for....MURDER ONE?!?!....no matter what I'm going to get famous!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903901)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: Impressive locus death wish

"Pray...for...Mojo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668570)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:15 AM
Author: Azure Sanctuary Hairy Legs

Mmm I can't wait to eat that monkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895847)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: zippy bateful turdskin sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895811)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Mewling queen of the night tanning salon

El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestor Jomer. (chile festival episode).

Episode with Lurleen Lumpkin (featuring song "Finally Bagged me A Homer").

Stonecutter's (who keeps the Martians Under wraps, WEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

Homer' eats poison blowfish.

Halloween episode with "forbidden donut."

Frank Grimes episode.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895826)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Mewling queen of the night tanning salon

Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart

When the coach called me up to the plate

I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin

My average was point double-o eight

So I spit on my hands

Knocked the dirt from my spikes

And pointed right towards center field

This time I'm hittin' the home run, this time love is for real

I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice a lovin' fly for you

I've been slumpin' off season

But now I've found the reason

I've struck on a love that is true

I used to play the field, I used to be a roamer

But season's turnin' around for me now

I've finally bagged me a Homer

That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895841)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:11 AM
Author: haunting meetinghouse

all good shit itt. other greats off the top of my head:

homer boxing

pretzel wagon

behind the laughter

movementarians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895837)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: titillating effete ticket booth

Later-season crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896990)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Peach Athletic Conference Corner

I like the Pretzel epi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897016)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:47 AM
Author: zippy bateful turdskin sweet tailpipe

3 best are marge vs the monorail, lisa the vegetarian, and king size homer. plus this exchange:

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895895)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: vivacious range

Mr. X



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896869)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: lascivious silver mad cow disease

Lisa on Ice episode, so many good quotes:

"Why does Bart get a present and I get chewed out?"

"Ah, the mysteries of life."

"Me fail English? that's unpossible!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896920)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Peach Athletic Conference Corner

All episodes ITT are credited

I also really enjoyed "Two Bad Neighbors" and, more recently, "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896924)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Aromatic Claret Lodge

Hello Homer. I'm former president Gerald Ford. Do you like football? Do you like na-chos? How about you come over Sunday to watch football, and we'll eat na-chos?

Yes, Mr. President!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897038)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: ocher coffee pot degenerate

Off the top of my head:

Last Exit to Springfield

Homer goes to College

Maybe The Front?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896949)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: razzle toaster

Mini golf episode has been ridiculously underrated ITT.

"News flash Lisa, Bart is not a horse!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897121)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Mewling queen of the night tanning salon

"I can't believe it Lisa, but you actually found a practical use for geometry."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903808)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: vigorous pink stage nowag

Monorail

Lemon tree

Tree house of horror with the tiny civilization, or maybe Mr. Plow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903815)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: orange fanboi

Easily When Flanders Failed.

Or when Homer has the striver coworker who ends up killing himself when he sees how everyone else is dumb and lazy and happy.

Homer at Bat was also transcendent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903876)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Azure Sanctuary Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26190991)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 8:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy chapel mother

Homie the Clown

Homer's Enemy (Frank Grimes)

King-Size Homer

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Not much of a Bart fan, I guess... Krusty is my favorite character by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26192594)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Chestnut shrine private investor

Homie the clown

Bart gets a big brother

Homer finds the overturned sugar truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26192645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: violent headpube

DUFFMAN CAN NEVER DIE. ONLY THE ACTORS WHO PLAY HIM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#27162894)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: Wine bat-shit-crazy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311532)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 8:45 AM
Author: seedy magenta center background story

lemon of troy was always my favorite. my first moniker here was "yellow lemon-shaped rock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311624)