ITT List your top three favorite Simpsons episodes of all time
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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:41 PM Author: Topaz maniacal cuck
hard to pick just three so i think maybe by listing some of our favorites that come to mind we can move towards a consensus model.
also, list your favorite sideshow bob episode
Top 3 in no particular order:
marge versus the monorail (homor becomes monorail conductor)
you only move twice (homer gets a job at globex corp. working for evil genius hank scorpio)
scenes from the class struggle in springfield (marge finds an outlet mall designer suit and rubs elbows with country club types)
Favorite sideshow bob episode: brother from another series (david hyde pierce guest stars as bob's brother who hires him in a work release program)
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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: excitant set international law enforcement agency
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy Land
Lemon of Troy
Probably not actually my top 3, just ones that came to mind where I actually knew the episode title.
Favorite Sideshow Bob episode is the one where he runs for mayor.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664648) |
Date: February 18th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: boyish church
medical weed episode
grandpa and the flying hellfish episode
kind of cheating a bit but Who Shot Burns 1&2
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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:56 PM Author: Topaz maniacal cuck
also Hulu has clips from all of the seasons, which is pretty cool. sadly hulu+ does not get you access to full episodes from all seasons.
http://www.hulu.com/search?q=the+simpsons
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664709) |
Date: February 18th, 2013 10:10 PM Author: razzle toaster
1. $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
2. Lisa the Vegetarian
3. King Size Homer
Sideshow Bob: Cape Feare
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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:07 PM Author: chocolate field
22 short films about springfield
itchy and scratchy land
shelbyville/lemon tree
basically the early parodic era was the best
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665383) |
Date: February 18th, 2013 11:09 PM Author: adventurous dog poop
you only move twice/homer's enemy, depending on whether you think hank scorpio or frank grimes is the best one-episode character they've ever created
homer's triple bypass, because, among other reasons, "remember your hippopotamus oath" is probably my favorite simpsons line ever
marge on the lam, which has more great lionel hutz quotes than any other episode
sideshow bob episode: cape feare
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665409) |
Date: February 18th, 2013 11:09 PM Author: Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig
Marge v. the Monorail
Lemon of Troy
King Sized Homer or Radioactive Man or A Fish Called Selma
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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:16 PM Author: Tripping Ungodly Laser Beams Rigpig
I just want to make it clear that this clearly was not me (btw this is), those these are good choices.
I would go with:
Bart's Comet
Lemon of Troy
Marge v. the Monorail or King-Size Homer...
wait, maybe that was me after all. If it was, the omission of Bart's Comet was unconscionable.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897611)
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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:09 AM Author: lake macaca
it had one of the best brief sequences in the entire series:
Kent Brockman: With our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action. We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States congress.
Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of --
Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.
Speaker: All in favor of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill?
[everyone boos]
Speaker: Bill defeated. [bangs gavel]
Kent: I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.
Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay.
[a list flashes by hurriedly]
Marge: Turn it off!
Homer: [copying down the list quickly] Just a second...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895833) |
Date: February 18th, 2013 11:13 PM Author: Topaz maniacal cuck
Skinner[over intercom]: Students, I have an announcement, one of your favorite superheros, Radio Man ...
Nelson: That's Radioactive Man, stupid!
Skinner: Strange. I shouldn't have been able to hear that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665449) |
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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM Author: adventurous dog poop
also:
Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
Lisa: We know, Dad.
Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend this self-help seminar.
Bart: What an odd thing to say...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665504)
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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Thriller base jewess
1. Homer's flashback to Marge's pregnancy w/Maggie
2. Stonecutters
3. Krusty gets Kancelled
HM: Film Festival
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665507) |
Date: February 18th, 2013 11:19 PM Author: Crimson heady orchestra pit
Pushing it way into season 12.
Homer: "Linguo dead!?"
"Linguo IS dead"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665531) |
Date: February 18th, 2013 11:29 PM Author: violent charismatic hall
last exit to springfield
burns verkaufen der kraftwerk
homer's phobia
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665624)
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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:55 PM Author: crystalline ceo
"The Trouble with Trillions" from Season 9, in which Homer has to become an IRS informant to make up for not paying his taxes, is one of my favorites. Homer, Mr. Burns and Smithers end up fleeing to Cuba with the trillion-dollar bill that had been printed by Truman and given to "America's wealthiest and therefore most trustworthy citizen, C. Montgomery Burns" to deliver to Europe post-WWII.
Memorable quotes:
Homer, wearing a wire, asks: Does this make me look fat?
Lisa: No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.
Homer: But not fat?
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IRS agent: You're going to be working for us now.
Homer, whispering and pointing discreetly to the IRS agent across the room: Okay, but could you pay me under the table? I got a little tax problem.
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Mr. Burns is reluctant to let Castro examine the trillion-dollar bill.
Homer: Mr. Burns, I think you can trust the president of *Cuba*
Mr. Burns, optimistically: Now give it back...
Castro: Give what back?
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Homer, Mr. Burns and Smithers floating on a raft off the coast of Cuba.
Mr. Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that, too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!
Homer: God bless America!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665886)
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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:05 AM Author: excitant set international law enforcement agency
Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count, I'll just estimate! Uh... nine!
Marge: Homer, you know we don't h--
Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal! OK, I need some deductions, deductions... ah!! Business gifts! Here you go, keep using nuclear power!
[Homer grabs the boat painting from above the couch and hands it to Marge.]
Marge: Homer! I painted that for you!
Homer: OK, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam!
Bart: Cool!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665990) |
Date: February 19th, 2013 12:22 AM Author: passionate fiercely-loyal hominid
Homer goes to space.
NASA exec 1: "We're going to lose money if nobody cares about what we do...what can we do to increase ratings?"
NASA exec 2: "Well, maybe we tell them about the monkeys we sent to space who came back super intelligent"
*chair wheels around revealing monkey wearing roller skates*
"No, I don't think we'll be telling them THAT"
*skates away*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22666109) |
Date: February 19th, 2013 10:02 AM Author: Painfully honest yarmulke masturbator
I've always been partial to the Beer Baron episode. I love the scene where Homer and Marge are in bed and his stills are exploding, and he pretends to be burping to try and pass it off.
Homer: Ka-blam-ee! Oh, excuse me Marge.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667416) |
Date: February 19th, 2013 10:12 AM Author: hilarious national doctorate
In Rod We Trust
Homer's Vision Quest
(I just guessed about the names)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667461) |
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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Mind-boggling Jew Fortuitous Meteor
Mr. Plow
Monorail
Any episode with Lionel Hutz
" (*Hutz voice dubbed over non cupative video will*) And to my executor, Lionel Hutz I leave $50,000"
"Mr. Hutz"
"You'd be surprised how often that actually works, you really would."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668533) |
Date: July 9th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: Mewling queen of the night tanning salon
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestor Jomer. (chile festival episode).
Episode with Lurleen Lumpkin (featuring song "Finally Bagged me A Homer").
Stonecutter's (who keeps the Martians Under wraps, WEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOO!!!)
Homer' eats poison blowfish.
Halloween episode with "forbidden donut."
Frank Grimes episode.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895826)
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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:12 AM Author: Mewling queen of the night tanning salon
Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart
When the coach called me up to the plate
I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin
My average was point double-o eight
So I spit on my hands
Knocked the dirt from my spikes
And pointed right towards center field
This time I'm hittin' the home run, this time love is for real
I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice a lovin' fly for you
I've been slumpin' off season
But now I've found the reason
I've struck on a love that is true
I used to play the field, I used to be a roamer
But season's turnin' around for me now
I've finally bagged me a Homer
That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895841) |
Date: July 9th, 2014 3:11 AM Author: haunting meetinghouse
all good shit itt. other greats off the top of my head:
homer boxing
pretzel wagon
behind the laughter
movementarians
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895837) |
Date: July 9th, 2014 3:47 AM Author: zippy bateful turdskin sweet tailpipe
3 best are marge vs the monorail, lisa the vegetarian, and king size homer. plus this exchange:
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895895) |
Date: July 9th, 2014 11:45 AM Author: vivacious range
Mr. X
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896869)
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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: lascivious silver mad cow disease
Lisa on Ice episode, so many good quotes:
"Why does Bart get a present and I get chewed out?"
"Ah, the mysteries of life."
"Me fail English? that's unpossible!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896920) |
Date: July 9th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: Peach Athletic Conference Corner
All episodes ITT are credited
I also really enjoyed "Two Bad Neighbors" and, more recently, "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896924) |
Date: July 9th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: ocher coffee pot degenerate
Off the top of my head:
Last Exit to Springfield
Homer goes to College
Maybe The Front?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896949) |
Date: July 9th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: razzle toaster
Mini golf episode has been ridiculously underrated ITT.
"News flash Lisa, Bart is not a horse!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897121) |
Date: July 10th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: vigorous pink stage nowag
Monorail
Lemon tree
Tree house of horror with the tiny civilization, or maybe Mr. Plow
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903815) |
Date: July 10th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: orange fanboi
Easily When Flanders Failed.
Or when Homer has the striver coworker who ends up killing himself when he sees how everyone else is dumb and lazy and happy.
Homer at Bat was also transcendent
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903876) |
Date: August 23rd, 2014 8:34 PM Author: Slap-happy chapel mother
Homie the Clown
Homer's Enemy (Frank Grimes)
King-Size Homer
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Not much of a Bart fan, I guess... Krusty is my favorite character by far.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26192594) |
Date: August 23rd, 2014 8:42 PM Author: Chestnut shrine private investor
Homie the clown
Bart gets a big brother
Homer finds the overturned sugar truck
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26192645) |
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