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ITT List your top three favorite Simpsons episodes of all time

hard to pick just three so i think maybe by listing some of ...
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/18/13
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratc...
laughsome sienna state
  02/18/13
all good choices. i think NY v. Homer was pretty late, at le...
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/18/13
s9
Medicated twinkling boltzmann location
  07/12/15
we have crabkolash or mountain dew. ewww, i'll take a cr...
Claret gaping
  02/18/13
love how they would also take random shots at arby's for no ...
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/18/13
to this day i'll drive past an arby's and say "I'm so h...
self-centered free-loading business firm codepig
  07/09/14
180.
fishy nibblets faggotry
  07/09/14
...
Outnumbered white blood rage school
  07/09/14
...
Umber lascivious kitty cat
  08/23/14
I honestly can't think of one that would've been later than ...
laughsome sienna state
  02/18/13
there are smatterings of good episodes in seasons as late as...
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/18/13
"you all vote Democrat because of your conscience, but ...
180 stage rigpig
  02/19/13
Radio Bart Brother From the Same Planet Homer the Great...
talking ocher partner property
  07/09/14
medical weed episode grandpa and the flying hellfish epis...
Supple French Sanctuary
  02/18/13
what's the medical weed episode?
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/18/13
"The best tonic, is chronic." -Dr. Hibbert
bistre godawful market mad cow disease
  02/18/13
"Oh you look like a happy Homer, what's your name?"...
marvelous persian casino
  07/09/14
Flying Hellfish was quite good.
exciting bronze indian lodge gunner
  02/19/13
also Hulu has clips from all of the seasons, which is pretty...
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/18/13
1. $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love L...
garnet seedy pocket flask
  02/18/13
"I love you Dr. Zaius!"
fluffy base preventive strike
  02/18/13
Always have a place in my heart for the 'Do it for her' epis...
Curious Lake Lodge
  02/18/13
(Faggot)
Azure Senate Boiling Water
  07/09/14
1. Stonecutters 2. Hank Scorpio 3. softball episode with all...
Bipolar library hissy fit
  02/18/13
no one ever plays the stone cutter episode. i think i've see...
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/18/13
yeah, it's pretty great
Bipolar library hissy fit
  02/18/13
22 short films about springfield itchy and scratchy land s...
Lemon point
  02/18/13
CR
Umber lascivious kitty cat
  02/19/13
...
Charismatic sandwich
  02/19/13
you only move twice/homer's enemy, depending on whether you ...
odious love of her life
  02/18/13
yeah that hippo joke was SO FRESH, SO CLEAN - despite having...
Vivacious Peach Dingle Berry
  07/10/14
Marge v. the Monorail Lemon of Troy King Sized Homer or Ra...
angry bateful mediation pisswyrm
  02/18/13
The recorded phone message at the end of King Size Homer alo...
garnet seedy pocket flask
  02/18/13
...
arousing heaven main people
  07/09/14
I just want to make it clear that this clearly was not me (b...
angry bateful mediation pisswyrm
  07/09/14
as askav pointed out, bart's comet is highly underrated.
Up-to-no-good Tattoo
  02/18/13
tytyty "I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. T...
angry bateful mediation pisswyrm
  02/18/13
"Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always d...
angry bateful mediation pisswyrm
  02/18/13
Here, just rewatch it. I'm watching it and going to bed. I...
angry bateful mediation pisswyrm
  02/18/13
i dunno. watching now. it's good but i think it's pretty far...
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/18/13
it had one of the best brief sequences in the entire series:...
Haunting zippy rehab
  07/09/14
Lol tyft
Azure Senate Boiling Water
  07/09/14
i remember that episode now.
shaky pearl theatre
  07/10/14
rofl
arousing heaven main people
  07/10/14
oh fuck, that probably should have made my list. PREZ SEZ: &...
odious love of her life
  02/18/13
"While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddlin...
garnet seedy pocket flask
  02/18/13
I've got you now, my RUMPY DOPPLEGANGER
marvelous persian casino
  07/09/14
Skinner[over intercom]: Students, I have an announcement, on...
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/18/13
180
Lemon point
  02/18/13
also: Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lectur...
odious love of her life
  02/18/13
lol
Bipolar library hissy fit
  02/18/13
"Has that weight loss tape reduced your appetite?"...
Bipolar library hissy fit
  02/18/13
lol 180. also, knowing what abattoir means was relevant at o...
odious love of her life
  02/18/13
chew-y?
Spectacular sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  02/18/13
1. Homer's flashback to Marge's pregnancy w/Maggie 2. Sto...
bistre godawful market mad cow disease
  02/18/13
Pushing it way into season 12. Homer: "Linguo dead!...
Vigorous fantasy-prone resort legal warrant
  02/18/13
lol, completely forgot about Linguo.
Bipolar library hissy fit
  02/18/13
...
Vigorous fantasy-prone resort legal warrant
  02/18/13
Was a great episode, one of the best of that era.
marvelous persian casino
  07/09/14
last exit to springfield burns verkaufen der kraftwerk ho...
cracking twisted temple ratface
  02/18/13
some poll said that homer's phobia was a serious shark jumpi...
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/18/13
Something about a bunch of men together, alone in the woods,...
garnet seedy pocket flask
  02/18/13
"He prefers the company of men!" "WHO DOESN'...
angry bateful mediation pisswyrm
  02/18/13
"The Trouble with Trillions" from Season 9, in whi...
Aromatic idiot
  02/18/13
please sir, i'm sorry sir, and older boy told me to do it
hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine
  02/19/13
Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count...
laughsome sienna state
  02/19/13
Homer goes to space. NASA exec 1: "We're going to lo...
cheese-eating electric furnace
  02/19/13
I've always been partial to the Beer Baron episode. I love t...
exciting bronze indian lodge gunner
  02/19/13
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's pro...
massive slippery cruise ship multi-billionaire
  07/09/14
Monorail
appetizing unhinged locale
  02/19/13
In Rod We Trust Homer's Vision Quest (I just guessed abo...
Umber lascivious kitty cat
  02/19/13
Any list without Stonecutters is wrong.
histrionic ape
  02/19/13
Mr. Plow Monorail Any episode with Lionel Hutz &qu...
180 stage rigpig
  02/19/13
*Bart's in prison and Hutz walks by* "Let's see here...
Boyish psychic trump supporter
  07/10/14
"Pray...for...Mojo"
bonkers rose theater keepsake machete
  02/19/13
Mmm I can't wait to eat that monkey
magical spot halford
  07/09/14
...
arousing heaven main people
  07/09/14
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestor Jomer. (chile festival episod...
fishy nibblets faggotry
  07/09/14
Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When th...
fishy nibblets faggotry
  07/09/14
all good shit itt. other greats off the top of my head: h...
self-centered free-loading business firm codepig
  07/09/14
Later-season crap.
talking ocher partner property
  07/09/14
I like the Pretzel epi
Outnumbered white blood rage school
  07/09/14
3 best are marge vs the monorail, lisa the vegetarian, and k...
arousing heaven main people
  07/09/14
Mr. X
insecure fortuitous meteor
  07/09/14
Lisa on Ice episode, so many good quotes: "Why does...
sinister locus wagecucks
  07/09/14
All episodes ITT are credited I also really enjoyed "...
Outnumbered white blood rage school
  07/09/14
Hello Homer. I'm former president Gerald Ford. Do you like f...
marvelous persian casino
  07/09/14
Off the top of my head: Last Exit to Springfield Homer...
Fragrant sooty travel guidebook
  07/09/14
Mini golf episode has been ridiculously underrated ITT. ...
garnet seedy pocket flask
  07/09/14
"I can't believe it Lisa, but you actually found a prac...
fishy nibblets faggotry
  07/10/14
Monorail Lemon tree Tree house of horror with the tiny civ...
cerebral toilet seat
  07/10/14
Easily When Flanders Failed. Or when Homer has the strive...
Boyish psychic trump supporter
  07/10/14
...
magical spot halford
  08/23/14
Homie the Clown Homer's Enemy (Frank Grimes) King-Size...
snowy community account
  08/23/14
Homie the clown Bart gets a big brother Homer finds the ov...
Carnelian Forum Potus
  08/23/14
DUFFMAN CAN NEVER DIE. ONLY THE ACTORS WHO PLAY HIM.
beady-eyed greedy area half-breed
  01/22/15
...
galvanic trust fund chapel
  07/12/15
lemon of troy was always my favorite. my first moniker here ...
Up-to-no-good Tattoo
  07/12/15


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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:41 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

hard to pick just three so i think maybe by listing some of our favorites that come to mind we can move towards a consensus model.

also, list your favorite sideshow bob episode

Top 3 in no particular order:

marge versus the monorail (homor becomes monorail conductor)

you only move twice (homer gets a job at globex corp. working for evil genius hank scorpio)

scenes from the class struggle in springfield (marge finds an outlet mall designer suit and rubs elbows with country club types)

Favorite sideshow bob episode: brother from another series (david hyde pierce guest stars as bob's brother who hires him in a work release program)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664620)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: laughsome sienna state

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

Itchy & Scratchy Land

Lemon of Troy

Probably not actually my top 3, just ones that came to mind where I actually knew the episode title.

Favorite Sideshow Bob episode is the one where he runs for mayor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664648)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

all good choices. i think NY v. Homer was pretty late, at least season 9 or 10 maybe? definitely one of the last "classic" episodes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664695)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 7:45 AM
Author: Medicated twinkling boltzmann location

s9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311537)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Claret gaping

we have crabkolash or mountain dew.

ewww, i'll take a crabkolash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664734)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

love how they would also take random shots at arby's for no reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664753)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:02 AM
Author: self-centered free-loading business firm codepig

to this day i'll drive past an arby's and say "I'm so hungry I could eat at arby's!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895818)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: fishy nibblets faggotry

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895828)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered white blood rage school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Umber lascivious kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26193210)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: laughsome sienna state

I honestly can't think of one that would've been later than that. I'm sure there were good ones, but were there any classics?

It's staggeringly awful that they've made FIFTEEN more seasons since then and I can't think of a single memorable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664798)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

there are smatterings of good episodes in seasons as late as 12 and 13 (looking through wiki). but consistency went to shit somewhere around 8 or 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664875)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: 180 stage rigpig

"you all vote Democrat because of your conscience, but secretly you want a Republican to rule you like a King"- Side Show Bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668523)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: talking ocher partner property

Radio Bart

Brother From the Same Planet

Homer the Great (stonecutters)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897081)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Supple French Sanctuary

medical weed episode

grandpa and the flying hellfish episode

kind of cheating a bit but Who Shot Burns 1&2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664649)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

what's the medical weed episode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664689)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:16 PM
Author: bistre godawful market mad cow disease

"The best tonic, is chronic." -Dr. Hibbert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665487)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: marvelous persian casino

"Oh you look like a happy Homer, what's your name?"

"Bwahaha! You just said it!... You're covered in a very fine fuzz... "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896940)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 9:58 AM
Author: exciting bronze indian lodge gunner

Flying Hellfish was quite good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667391)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

also Hulu has clips from all of the seasons, which is pretty cool. sadly hulu+ does not get you access to full episodes from all seasons.

http://www.hulu.com/search?q=the+simpsons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664709)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: garnet seedy pocket flask

1. $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)

2. Lisa the Vegetarian

3. King Size Homer

Sideshow Bob: Cape Feare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664840)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: fluffy base preventive strike

"I love you Dr. Zaius!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664906)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Curious Lake Lodge

Always have a place in my heart for the 'Do it for her' episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22664923)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Azure Senate Boiling Water

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897594)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: Bipolar library hissy fit

1. Stonecutters 2. Hank Scorpio 3. softball episode with all the major league players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665359)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:05 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

no one ever plays the stone cutter episode. i think i've seen it like once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665366)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: Bipolar library hissy fit

yeah, it's pretty great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665388)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: Lemon point

22 short films about springfield

itchy and scratchy land

shelbyville/lemon tree

basically the early parodic era was the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665383)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:09 AM
Author: Umber lascivious kitty cat

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667451)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: Charismatic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668555)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: odious love of her life

you only move twice/homer's enemy, depending on whether you think hank scorpio or frank grimes is the best one-episode character they've ever created

homer's triple bypass, because, among other reasons, "remember your hippopotamus oath" is probably my favorite simpsons line ever

marge on the lam, which has more great lionel hutz quotes than any other episode

sideshow bob episode: cape feare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665409)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: Vivacious Peach Dingle Berry

yeah that hippo joke was SO FRESH, SO CLEAN - despite having dinosaur shit on it

fucking faggits like you are why this shit is on TV in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902419)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: angry bateful mediation pisswyrm

Marge v. the Monorail

Lemon of Troy

King Sized Homer or Radioactive Man or A Fish Called Selma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665410)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: garnet seedy pocket flask

The recorded phone message at the end of King Size Homer alone puts it up there.

("The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm now.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665440)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: arousing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895831)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:16 PM
Author: angry bateful mediation pisswyrm

I just want to make it clear that this clearly was not me (btw this is), those these are good choices.

I would go with:

Bart's Comet

Lemon of Troy

Marge v. the Monorail or King-Size Homer...

wait, maybe that was me after all. If it was, the omission of Bart's Comet was unconscionable.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897611)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Tattoo

as askav pointed out, bart's comet is highly underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665448)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:22 PM
Author: angry bateful mediation pisswyrm

tytyty

"I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. This is E-mail, Cosine, Database, Report Card, and Lisa."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665563)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:25 PM
Author: angry bateful mediation pisswyrm

"Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always demanding perfection. IF you have a failing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665597)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:26 PM
Author: angry bateful mediation pisswyrm

Here, just rewatch it. I'm watching it and going to bed. I've laughed hard 3 times in the first minute.

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/the-simpsons-season-6-episode-14-barts-comet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665601)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

i dunno. watching now. it's good but i think it's pretty far from classic. i'd say it's appropriately rated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665788)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Haunting zippy rehab

it had one of the best brief sequences in the entire series:

Kent Brockman: With our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action. We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States congress.

Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of --

Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

Speaker: All in favor of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill?

[everyone boos]

Speaker: Bill defeated. [bangs gavel]

Kent: I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.

Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay.

[a list flashes by hurriedly]

Marge: Turn it off!

Homer: [copying down the list quickly] Just a second...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895833)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Azure Senate Boiling Water

Lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897601)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 2:52 AM
Author: shaky pearl theatre

i remember that episode now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902258)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 3:02 AM
Author: arousing heaven main people

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25902267)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:27 PM
Author: odious love of her life

oh fuck, that probably should have made my list. PREZ SEZ: "SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS" makes me lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665607)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: garnet seedy pocket flask

"While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs and going doo de doo doo doo de de da da dooo."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665614)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: marvelous persian casino

I've got you now, my RUMPY DOPPLEGANGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897010)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

Skinner[over intercom]: Students, I have an announcement, one of your favorite superheros, Radio Man ...

Nelson: That's Radioactive Man, stupid!

Skinner: Strange. I shouldn't have been able to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665449)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:14 PM
Author: Lemon point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665460)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: odious love of her life

also:

Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.

Lisa: We know, Dad.

Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend this self-help seminar.

Bart: What an odd thing to say...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665504)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Bipolar library hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665521)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Bipolar library hissy fit

"Has that weight loss tape reduced your appetite?" "Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665498)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: odious love of her life

lol 180. also, knowing what abattoir means was relevant at one point in my life. the show just keeps on giving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665522)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Spectacular sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

chew-y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665502)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: bistre godawful market mad cow disease

1. Homer's flashback to Marge's pregnancy w/Maggie

2. Stonecutters

3. Krusty gets Kancelled

HM: Film Festival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665507)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: Vigorous fantasy-prone resort legal warrant

Pushing it way into season 12.

Homer: "Linguo dead!?"

"Linguo IS dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665531)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:21 PM
Author: Bipolar library hissy fit

lol, completely forgot about Linguo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665554)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Vigorous fantasy-prone resort legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665580)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: marvelous persian casino

Was a great episode, one of the best of that era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896951)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: cracking twisted temple ratface

last exit to springfield

burns verkaufen der kraftwerk

homer's phobia



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665624)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

some poll said that homer's phobia was a serious shark jumping moment for the series. seemed unfair to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665643)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: garnet seedy pocket flask

Something about a bunch of men together, alone in the woods, seems kind of gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665655)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: angry bateful mediation pisswyrm

"He prefers the company of men!"

"WHO DOESN'T?!"

amen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665663)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 11:55 PM
Author: Aromatic idiot

"The Trouble with Trillions" from Season 9, in which Homer has to become an IRS informant to make up for not paying his taxes, is one of my favorites. Homer, Mr. Burns and Smithers end up fleeing to Cuba with the trillion-dollar bill that had been printed by Truman and given to "America's wealthiest and therefore most trustworthy citizen, C. Montgomery Burns" to deliver to Europe post-WWII.

Memorable quotes:

Homer, wearing a wire, asks: Does this make me look fat?

Lisa: No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.

Homer: But not fat?

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IRS agent: You're going to be working for us now.

Homer, whispering and pointing discreetly to the IRS agent across the room: Okay, but could you pay me under the table? I got a little tax problem.

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Mr. Burns is reluctant to let Castro examine the trillion-dollar bill.

Homer: Mr. Burns, I think you can trust the president of *Cuba*

Mr. Burns, optimistically: Now give it back...

Castro: Give what back?

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Homer, Mr. Burns and Smithers floating on a raft off the coast of Cuba.

Mr. Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that, too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!

Homer: God bless America!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665886)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:00 AM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted factory reset button dopamine

please sir, i'm sorry sir, and older boy told me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665943)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:05 AM
Author: laughsome sienna state

Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count, I'll just estimate! Uh... nine!

Marge: Homer, you know we don't h--

Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal! OK, I need some deductions, deductions... ah!! Business gifts! Here you go, keep using nuclear power!

[Homer grabs the boat painting from above the couch and hands it to Marge.]

Marge: Homer! I painted that for you!

Homer: OK, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam!

Bart: Cool!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22665990)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: cheese-eating electric furnace

Homer goes to space.

NASA exec 1: "We're going to lose money if nobody cares about what we do...what can we do to increase ratings?"

NASA exec 2: "Well, maybe we tell them about the monkeys we sent to space who came back super intelligent"

*chair wheels around revealing monkey wearing roller skates*

"No, I don't think we'll be telling them THAT"

*skates away*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22666109)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: exciting bronze indian lodge gunner

I've always been partial to the Beer Baron episode. I love the scene where Homer and Marge are in bed and his stills are exploding, and he pretends to be burping to try and pass it off.

Homer: Ka-blam-ee! Oh, excuse me Marge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667416)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: massive slippery cruise ship multi-billionaire

To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897566)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:05 AM
Author: appetizing unhinged locale

Monorail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667436)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Umber lascivious kitty cat

In Rod We Trust

Homer's Vision Quest

(I just guessed about the names)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667461)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 10:16 AM
Author: histrionic ape

Any list without Stonecutters is wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22667474)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: 180 stage rigpig

Mr. Plow

Monorail

Any episode with Lionel Hutz

" (*Hutz voice dubbed over non cupative video will*) And to my executor, Lionel Hutz I leave $50,000"

"Mr. Hutz"

"You'd be surprised how often that actually works, you really would."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668533)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Boyish psychic trump supporter

*Bart's in prison and Hutz walks by*

"Let's see here - you're in for....MURDER ONE?!?!....no matter what I'm going to get famous!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903901)



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Date: February 19th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: bonkers rose theater keepsake machete

"Pray...for...Mojo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#22668570)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:15 AM
Author: magical spot halford

Mmm I can't wait to eat that monkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895847)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: arousing heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895811)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: fishy nibblets faggotry

El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestor Jomer. (chile festival episode).

Episode with Lurleen Lumpkin (featuring song "Finally Bagged me A Homer").

Stonecutter's (who keeps the Martians Under wraps, WEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

Homer' eats poison blowfish.

Halloween episode with "forbidden donut."

Frank Grimes episode.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895826)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: fishy nibblets faggotry

Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart

When the coach called me up to the plate

I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin

My average was point double-o eight

So I spit on my hands

Knocked the dirt from my spikes

And pointed right towards center field

This time I'm hittin' the home run, this time love is for real

I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice a lovin' fly for you

I've been slumpin' off season

But now I've found the reason

I've struck on a love that is true

I used to play the field, I used to be a roamer

But season's turnin' around for me now

I've finally bagged me a Homer

That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895841)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:11 AM
Author: self-centered free-loading business firm codepig

all good shit itt. other greats off the top of my head:

homer boxing

pretzel wagon

behind the laughter

movementarians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895837)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: talking ocher partner property

Later-season crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896990)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered white blood rage school

I like the Pretzel epi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897016)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:47 AM
Author: arousing heaven main people

3 best are marge vs the monorail, lisa the vegetarian, and king size homer. plus this exchange:

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25895895)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: insecure fortuitous meteor

Mr. X



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896869)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: sinister locus wagecucks

Lisa on Ice episode, so many good quotes:

"Why does Bart get a present and I get chewed out?"

"Ah, the mysteries of life."

"Me fail English? that's unpossible!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896920)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Outnumbered white blood rage school

All episodes ITT are credited

I also really enjoyed "Two Bad Neighbors" and, more recently, "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896924)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: marvelous persian casino

Hello Homer. I'm former president Gerald Ford. Do you like football? Do you like na-chos? How about you come over Sunday to watch football, and we'll eat na-chos?

Yes, Mr. President!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897038)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Fragrant sooty travel guidebook

Off the top of my head:

Last Exit to Springfield

Homer goes to College

Maybe The Front?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25896949)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: garnet seedy pocket flask

Mini golf episode has been ridiculously underrated ITT.

"News flash Lisa, Bart is not a horse!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25897121)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: fishy nibblets faggotry

"I can't believe it Lisa, but you actually found a practical use for geometry."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903808)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: cerebral toilet seat

Monorail

Lemon tree

Tree house of horror with the tiny civilization, or maybe Mr. Plow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903815)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Boyish psychic trump supporter

Easily When Flanders Failed.

Or when Homer has the striver coworker who ends up killing himself when he sees how everyone else is dumb and lazy and happy.

Homer at Bat was also transcendent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#25903876)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: magical spot halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26190991)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 8:34 PM
Author: snowy community account

Homie the Clown

Homer's Enemy (Frank Grimes)

King-Size Homer

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Not much of a Bart fan, I guess... Krusty is my favorite character by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26192594)



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Date: August 23rd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Carnelian Forum Potus

Homie the clown

Bart gets a big brother

Homer finds the overturned sugar truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#26192645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed greedy area half-breed

DUFFMAN CAN NEVER DIE. ONLY THE ACTORS WHO PLAY HIM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#27162894)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: galvanic trust fund chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311532)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 8:45 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Tattoo

lemon of troy was always my favorite. my first moniker here was "yellow lemon-shaped rock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2187381&forum_id=2#28311624)