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The greatest lawyer voicemail in the history of voicemails.

http://www.theconglomerate.org/files/monkey_scribe_voicemail...
Electric ruby genital piercing space
  03/03/13
180...
Chocolate mischievous stock car
  03/03/13
(monkey fucking scribe)
Electric ruby genital piercing space
  03/03/13
(MONKEY FUCKING SCRIBE)
Chocolate mischievous stock car
  03/03/13
Don't make me get my secretary on this deal bro.
Electric ruby genital piercing space
  03/03/13
LOL
Chocolate mischievous stock car
  03/03/13
Sounds like a uptight breh
frisky heaven
  03/03/13
You think?
Electric ruby genital piercing space
  03/03/13
he's an alpha turdskin i believe
Swashbuckling striped hyena
  03/03/13
LOL. No. http://www.mwe.com/ankur-gupta/
Electric ruby genital piercing space
  03/03/13
This voicemail should be in his law firm bio.
Violent Sound Barrier
  03/03/13
...
Charismatic metal property
  03/04/13
he made partner, something you will never do
Godawful Talented Knife Pervert
  03/03/13
I plan on going in-house bro.
Electric ruby genital piercing space
  03/03/13
haha, he's an indian.. but he is ugly as sin.. WTF
Swashbuckling striped hyena
  03/03/13
"but"?
Charismatic metal property
  03/04/13
Nearly 5 years later...yeah, but he was a 96 grad. Mid 90s ...
misunderstood point
  02/19/18
That's this breh?
frisky heaven
  03/03/13
I believe that this is true. The voicemail is from 2004.
Electric ruby genital piercing space
  03/03/13
He has one of those Muppet martians on his face.
sooty whorehouse
  03/04/13
Sounds like :D.
curious peach location hominid
  03/03/13
...
Electric ruby genital piercing space
  03/03/13
I'd prefer this sort of interaction to the passive aggressiv...
frozen codepig locus
  03/03/13
...
Snowy faggot firefighter state
  03/03/13
...
Charismatic metal property
  03/03/13
...
Heady resort organic girlfriend
  03/04/13
Monkey brains are a delicacy in his homeland
Yellow startled parlour old irish cottage
  03/04/13
...
Heady resort organic girlfriend
  03/04/13
not completely untrue
Dead red chapel goal in life
  03/04/13
Who is McShane?
appetizing iridescent range mood
  03/04/13
http://www.mcshane.com/landing.html explore the mcshane c...
Dead red chapel goal in life
  03/04/13
I remember when this came out. I got it at my firm the next ...
Cruel-hearted meetinghouse
  03/04/13
what a fucking foulmouth
Charismatic metal property
  03/04/13
...
multi-colored autistic temple
  11/16/17
...
Hideous Irradiated Pit Degenerate
  11/16/17
i believe this was Ben Affleck's first voice acting role
Shimmering Bat-shit-crazy Dysfunction Rigpig
  11/16/17
...
Shimmering Bat-shit-crazy Dysfunction Rigpig
  02/19/18
...
Lemon stirring reading party indian lodge
  06/12/18
...
Hideous Irradiated Pit Degenerate
  08/13/20
he sounds like a rabbi.
bronze indirect expression
  08/13/20
...
salmon beady-eyed church building elastic band
  08/13/20
Sounds like the guy deserved it for changing shit on a docum...
Olive vigorous parlor immigrant
  08/13/20
(guy who can be a monkey fucking scribe)
Hideous Irradiated Pit Degenerate
  08/13/20
...
avocado marketing idea cuck
  08/13/20
That’s not market!
Wonderful confused set dog poop
  08/13/20
"We'll get one of our secretaries to handle it." ...
exhilarant institution internal respiration
  09/14/20
lawyer mixing up me/myself. sad!
Cordovan brunch halford
  09/14/20


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Date: March 3rd, 2013 12:58 AM
Author: Electric ruby genital piercing space

http://www.theconglomerate.org/files/monkey_scribe_voicemail.wav

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744770)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:03 AM
Author: Chocolate mischievous stock car

180...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744789)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Electric ruby genital piercing space

(monkey fucking scribe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744794)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Chocolate mischievous stock car

(MONKEY FUCKING SCRIBE)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744798)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: Electric ruby genital piercing space

Don't make me get my secretary on this deal bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744806)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Chocolate mischievous stock car

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744832)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: frisky heaven

Sounds like a uptight breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744803)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: Electric ruby genital piercing space

You think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744810)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling striped hyena

he's an alpha turdskin i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744815)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Electric ruby genital piercing space

LOL. No.

http://www.mwe.com/ankur-gupta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744834)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Violent Sound Barrier

This voicemail should be in his law firm bio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744844)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Charismatic metal property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757441)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Godawful Talented Knife Pervert

he made partner, something you will never do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744845)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Electric ruby genital piercing space

I plan on going in-house bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744850)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling striped hyena

haha, he's an indian.. but he is ugly as sin.. WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744851)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Charismatic metal property

"but"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757439)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 3:28 AM
Author: misunderstood point

Nearly 5 years later...yeah, but he was a 96 grad. Mid 90s grad law firm service partners are the ultimate Gen X bootlickers. As juniors, the fact that they could use MS Word to turn documents was a GODSEND to their boomer partners who still couldn't quite grasp how the little gremlins inside the computer could tell when they had mistyped a word. Then they got to be up for partner in the mid-aughts heyday of post-Sarb-Ox PE free for all and the CDO bonanza. One of the most infuriating things about ITE was how common it was that a potted plant Gen X service partner was the guy they tasked with putting a bullet in the back of your head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#35435442)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: frisky heaven

That's this breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744849)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Electric ruby genital piercing space

I believe that this is true. The voicemail is from 2004.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744855)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: sooty whorehouse

He has one of those Muppet martians on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757131)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: curious peach location hominid

Sounds like :D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744816)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Electric ruby genital piercing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744885)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: frozen codepig locus

I'd prefer this sort of interaction to the passive aggressive horseshit that normally rules the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22744911)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Snowy faggot firefighter state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22750173)



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Date: March 3rd, 2013 4:40 AM
Author: Charismatic metal property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22745390)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:56 PM
Author: Heady resort organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22756921)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Yellow startled parlour old irish cottage

Monkey brains are a delicacy in his homeland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22756948)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Heady resort organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757093)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:22 PM
Author: Dead red chapel goal in life

not completely untrue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757104)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: appetizing iridescent range mood

Who is McShane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757114)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Dead red chapel goal in life

http://www.mcshane.com/landing.html

explore the mcshane companies (sic) new family of websites

http://www.mcshanerealestate.com/leadership.aspx

meet the elder mcshane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757149)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted meetinghouse

I remember when this came out. I got it at my firm the next day, I believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757386)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: Charismatic metal property

what a fucking foulmouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#22757415)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: multi-colored autistic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#34698201)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Hideous Irradiated Pit Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#34698210)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Shimmering Bat-shit-crazy Dysfunction Rigpig

i believe this was Ben Affleck's first voice acting role

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#34698232)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Shimmering Bat-shit-crazy Dysfunction Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#35435438)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Lemon stirring reading party indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#36231206)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Hideous Irradiated Pit Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752086)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: bronze indirect expression

he sounds like a rabbi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752100)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:45 PM
Author: salmon beady-eyed church building elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752178)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:32 PM
Author: Olive vigorous parlor immigrant

Sounds like the guy deserved it for changing shit on a document after it had been agreed on. That's sneaky baby-lawyer shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752116)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: Hideous Irradiated Pit Degenerate

(guy who can be a monkey fucking scribe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752125)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:38 PM
Author: avocado marketing idea cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752147)



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Date: August 13th, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: Wonderful confused set dog poop

That’s not market!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40752176)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: exhilarant institution internal respiration

"We'll get one of our secretaries to handle it."

Oh, will you now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40921208)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Cordovan brunch halford

lawyer mixing up me/myself. sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2196899&forum_id=2#40921214)