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"Candle in the Wind" illustrates how weird homosexuals are.

It's a song about Marilyn Monroe, a trite woman if ever ther...
Maroon base
  03/23/13
it seems to me she lived her life like a port-a-potty sewer ...
Frum appetizing senate persian
  03/23/13
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Maroon base
  03/24/13
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plum roast beef gaping
  03/24/13
Conservatives lost the battle over hedonism in 1914, so of c...
Maroon base
  03/24/13
Do you like Iran? Do you think we should adopt the Iranian p...
Rough-skinned curious famous landscape painting
  03/23/13
No, I don't think we should hang homosexuals. It's a sad ...
Maroon base
  03/23/13
Are you some kind of conservative type?
Rough-skinned curious famous landscape painting
  03/23/13
Yeah.
Maroon base
  03/23/13
I think conservatives need help. It's a psychiatric disorder...
Mauve lascivious becky ceo
  03/24/13
Missing the part where conservatives spread a deadly immunod...
Maroon base
  03/24/13
Really? Preaching against condoms and cutting medical resear...
Mauve lascivious becky ceo
  03/24/13
The papists who preach against condoms also tell you save yo...
Maroon base
  03/24/13
Lol
bat-shit-crazy shrine idea he suggested
  06/28/22
loooool gas all libs
domesticated ratface
  09/11/17
i don't get that aspect of gay culture either (how they lite...
Metal menage
  03/23/13
Male homosexuals stereotypically have troubled relationships...
Maroon base
  03/23/13
good psychoanalysis, ty
self-centered cerebral queen of the night
  03/23/13
yw, it's not psychoanalysis until I charge you $700/hour for...
Maroon base
  03/23/13
I'm not a homosexual; charge THEM, not me.
self-centered cerebral queen of the night
  03/23/13
lol
Rough-skinned curious famous landscape painting
  03/23/13
seems right
Metal menage
  03/23/13
ty. What sort of mommy issues do you think that fags have?
trip sandwich location
  03/23/13
Overprotective mothers is the big one, but it's hard to sepa...
Maroon base
  03/23/13
Your analysis is top notch. Perhaps there should be a requi...
onyx toaster hell
  03/23/13
wtf no one thinks this deeply about gays and their mothers o...
maize piazza
  03/24/13
As a 25 year old virgin, I have a lot of time to think about...
Maroon base
  03/24/13
...
plum roast beef gaping
  03/24/13
Certainly for the British elite. Take Christopher Hitchens'...
Maroon base
  03/24/13
this is tremendously sad.
maize piazza
  03/24/13
Why?
Maroon base
  03/24/13
expound on dogfuckers pls
irradiated cordovan cuckold prole
  04/29/19
every gay i've ever met has a domineering mother. that shit ...
Impertinent Swashbuckling Sneaky Criminal
  03/24/13
lol
Bateful flesh shitlib church building
  03/24/13
do you know any faggot with a submissive mother
Impertinent Swashbuckling Sneaky Criminal
  03/24/13
Yes, but that's not why I lol at you.
Bateful flesh shitlib church building
  03/24/13
there's something to the bit about wanting part of a woman's...
Electric crawly theater stage
  06/28/22
they tend to celebrate women with really exaggerated female ...
marvelous bespoke house feces
  03/24/13
Surprisingly cogent scholarship ITT.
dashing stubborn abode
  03/23/13
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domesticated ratface
  09/11/17
You said it bro. I mean, really, just read craigslist fag a...
flatulent stead corn cake
  03/23/13
u wanna bang a corporate ballbuster who takes ur dick like a...
Soggy Laughsome Institution Cuckoldry
  09/11/17
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navy crotch step-uncle's house
  09/11/17
the only thing stated so far in this thread is that gay men ...
balding depressive
  03/23/13
I wonder if it goes like: 1)"I have emotional charact...
trip sandwich location
  03/23/13
That's pretty out there man
Grizzly Charismatic Heaven
  03/23/13
Except that plenty of feminine men don't take up woman's int...
Maroon base
  03/23/13
That is one of the oddest interpretations of this song I hav...
Bateful flesh shitlib church building
  03/23/13
Please do go on.
Clear supple nowag
  03/24/13
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plum roast beef gaping
  03/24/13
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180 national kitty
  09/11/17
some of the gay men, like Sir Elton, have extensive fantasy ...
Passionate philosopher-king
  03/23/13
Another credited point. It's not just narcissism, though, b...
Maroon base
  03/23/13
credited. so it is narcissistic emo-masochism.
Passionate philosopher-king
  03/23/13
Problem: Elton didn't write the lyrics to his songs.
Aromatic green masturbator dilemma
  03/23/13
How is that a problem?
Maroon base
  03/23/13
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domesticated ratface
  09/11/17
Taupin was writing specifically for Elton. Lots of their kol...
Passionate philosopher-king
  03/23/13
Another gay dude did.
abnormal rehab
  03/23/13
taupin wasn't gay but he knew he was writing for a gay man. ...
Passionate philosopher-king
  03/23/13
http://www.berniejtaupin.com/discography.bt Click the son...
red startled boltzmann doctorate
  03/23/13
holy shit that guy rambles. don't have the patience. make a ...
Impertinent Swashbuckling Sneaky Criminal
  03/24/13
Did you know the song is about how briefly celebrities are i...
Maroon base
  03/24/13
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2013/mar/17/jaron-lanie...
chrome chest-beating property
  03/24/13
ed
Soggy Laughsome Institution Cuckoldry
  09/11/17
All of these theories about gay behavior, where do they come...
filthy claret coldplay fan
  09/11/17
Ur an idiot and I'm glad you will never have offspring
domesticated ratface
  09/11/17
And what is your experience on the matter?
filthy claret coldplay fan
  09/11/17
Reality
domesticated ratface
  09/11/17
This is the most I've seen you post in this thread aside fro...
filthy claret coldplay fan
  09/11/17
You realize this is a 4 year old thread right? Fucking effem...
domesticated ratface
  09/11/17
Who cares, it was revived and I didn't see it back then. Yo...
filthy claret coldplay fan
  09/11/17
Jfc look at the thoughts ur pathetic GRIDS riddled mind impo...
domesticated ratface
  09/11/17
Actually, I was rushing out the door to get to my fairly pre...
filthy claret coldplay fan
  09/11/17
Yup this is always the dimwitted shitlib response. You're bi...
domesticated ratface
  09/11/17
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mildly autistic indigo lodge toilet seat
  09/11/17
OP was a profound loser/retard but op seems correct. Then he...
multi-colored lilac love of her life
  09/11/17
he's remarking on the frivolity of poofters
navy crotch step-uncle's house
  09/11/17
Yeah if they were more substantial they'd appreciate Coldpla...
multi-colored lilac love of her life
  09/11/17
x/y was a great record
navy crotch step-uncle's house
  09/11/17
Yikes
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  04/29/19
Yeah the Coldplay part was a whipsaw
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domesticated ratface
  04/29/19
OP's thesis is really btfo by not knowing who BErnie Taupin ...
know-it-all yarmulke
  04/29/19
It's about princess diana bro
navy crotch step-uncle's house
  04/29/19
the slut who was taking TURD COCK left and right?
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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:00 AM
Author: Maroon base

It's a song about Marilyn Monroe, a trite woman if ever there was one, certainly not worth the histrionic lyrics and overstressed chords. But even allowing for the poor specimen of womanhood, note well that Sir Elton doesn't have the normal masculine protective instinct to an injured female. He *admires* the bitch, wallowing in her sordid downfall, and pats himself on the back for his shallow empathy.

Sorry, but conservatives lose if they treat homosexuality as a legitimate expression of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866096)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: Frum appetizing senate persian

it seems to me she lived her life like a port-a-potty sewer skunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22869782)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Maroon base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873889)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:49 PM
Author: plum roast beef gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873935)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 8:02 PM
Author: Maroon base

Conservatives lost the battle over hedonism in 1914, so of course they didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22874358)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:01 AM
Author: Rough-skinned curious famous landscape painting

Do you like Iran? Do you think we should adopt the Iranian policy on the matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866098)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:04 AM
Author: Maroon base

No, I don't think we should hang homosexuals.

It's a sad disorder, much like alcoholism. They need psychiatric help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866100)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:06 AM
Author: Rough-skinned curious famous landscape painting

Are you some kind of conservative type?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866104)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:11 AM
Author: Maroon base

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866107)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: Mauve lascivious becky ceo

I think conservatives need help. It's a psychiatric disorder, much like alcoholism. It's so sad to watch. On some level, you can tell that they know they're wrong about everything, but they have such a weird Stockholm compulsion to legitimate the people who lie to them. Sally Struthers should start a campaign or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22874454)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Maroon base

Missing the part where conservatives spread a deadly immunodeficiency virus because of their debauched lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22874514)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Mauve lascivious becky ceo

Really? Preaching against condoms and cutting medical research funds have no effect on STD rates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22874938)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 9:16 PM
Author: Maroon base

The papists who preach against condoms also tell you save yourself for marriage or Jesus, hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22874960)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 12:54 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy shrine idea he suggested

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#44757279)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 5:47 AM
Author: domesticated ratface

loooool

gas all libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184033)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:04 AM
Author: Metal menage

i don't get that aspect of gay culture either (how they literally worship certain women, usually actresses/singers). what is the psychology of it? do they want to identify with/be women (they claim not)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866101)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:10 AM
Author: Maroon base

Male homosexuals stereotypically have troubled relationships with Mommy. There could be something in that.

It's also possible that they don't want to be women (physically), but they want a woman's role, especially when it come to emotional expression. Men are expected to restrain their emotions, and that's probably hard for homosexuals. They may envy a woman's comparative freedom to sob and throw tantrums.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866106)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:13 AM
Author: self-centered cerebral queen of the night

good psychoanalysis, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866108)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:15 AM
Author: Maroon base

yw, it's not psychoanalysis until I charge you $700/hour for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866110)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 6:21 AM
Author: self-centered cerebral queen of the night

I'm not a homosexual; charge THEM, not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866132)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 6:38 AM
Author: Rough-skinned curious famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866139)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: Metal menage

seems right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866134)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: trip sandwich location

ty. What sort of mommy issues do you think that fags have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866639)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Maroon base

Overprotective mothers is the big one, but it's hard to separate cause from effect.

No Freud, but many mothers also know their son's love lives reflect at least in part on them. Even an accepting libtard mother will subtly communicate her disappointment.

Gays also oscillate wildly from mother worship to insane resentment. Idolizing vapid celebrities like Monroe, Cher, or Taylor Swift may let them experience the "high" of this dynamic, without the painful baggage. Again, that's why I pointed out how weird "Candle in the Wind" is. Sir Elton croons about his noble feelings for Marilyn, how he sees more than just a sex symbol. There's a similar Christian tradition of seeing the spirit in the flesh, but always from the paternal perspective; a man sees the fallen woman as a daughter, or at best, a sister. But here he wallows in an admittedly infantile attachment ("I was just a kid.").

Another thing I notice is the relentless frivolity of gay icons. It's not just exaggerated emotional displays they want, but pleasure without consequences (perhaps linked to the inherent sterility of gay sex). Very few gays appreciate Coldplay, for example, despite homosexuality being a virtual requirement for British men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22867957)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 8:08 PM
Author: onyx toaster hell

Your analysis is top notch. Perhaps there should be a requirement that gays must gaze upon a close-up of the vagina of Cher or Taylor Swift for ten long seconds before being able to hear any of their songs. As a straight man, I would be happy to comply with this requirement as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22869274)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: maize piazza

wtf no one thinks this deeply about gays and their mothers other than gays, their mothers, and closeted self-hating gays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22872472)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: Maroon base

As a 25 year old virgin, I have a lot of time to think about various sexual deviants without my own biography complicating anything. I have pet theories on gays, lesbians, pedophiles, dogfuckers, transvestites, necrophiles, beta males, cads, sluts, foot fetishists, ticklers, cuckolds, voyeurs, and exhibitionists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873149)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:55 PM
Author: plum roast beef gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873972)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Maroon base

Certainly for the British elite. Take Christopher Hitchens's description of his public school days at The Leys School in Cambridge:

"Most boys decided quite early on that since their penises would evidently give them no rest at all, they would repay the favor by giving no respite in return. The night was loud with the boasts and the groans that resulted from this endless, and fairly evenly matched, single combat between chaps and their cocks. To even the dullest lad, furthermore, it would sometimes occur to think that self-abuse was slightly wasted on the self, and might be better relished in mixed company....It was quite possible to arrange a vigorous session of mutual relief without a word being spoken, even without eye contact. It's very important to understand that ninety percent of these enthusiastic participants would have punched you in the throat if you suggested there was anything homosexual (or "queer") about what they were doing."

George Orwell, on the same theme:

"At some preparatory schools homosexuality is not a problem but I think that St Cyprian's may have acquired a ‘bad tone’ thanks to the presence of the South American boys, who would perhaps mature a year or two earlier than an English boy. At that age I was not interested, so I so not actually know what went on, but I imagine it was group masturbation. At any rate, one day the storm suddenly burst over our heads. There were summonses, interrogations, confessions, floggings, repentances, solemn lectures of which one understood nothing except that some irredeemable sin known as ‘swinishness’ or ‘beastliness’ had been committed. One of the ringleaders a boy named Horne, was flogged, according to eye-witnesses, for a quarter of an hour continuously before being expelled. His yells rang through the house. But we were all implicated, more or less, or felt ourselves to be implicated. Guilt seemed to hang in the air like a pall or smoke. A solemn, black-haired imbecile of an assistant master, who was later to be a Member of Parliament took the older boys to a secluded room and delivered a talk on the Temple of the Body."

And from Francis Wheen's letter to The Guardian:

"That sort of thing was very widespread. Not particularly at Eton, but at the schools that prepared you for it. I remember at my prep school there was a music master who fiddled with the boys. He once sat me on his knee in front of a class - we were listening to Mendelssohn's Fingal's Cave - and he put his hand in my pocket and fiddled with me. In front of a class! And the other boys were actually laughing! We also used to have cold baths, and he would stand outside and tap each of us on the arse with a switch as we went in. There was another teacher, a good teacher and a very nice guy - he must have fiddled with somebody because he was suddenly expelled.

At Eton, if you were a fag master you chose the prettiest fag from among the lower boys. You just liked to have a pretty fag - I suppose it was a substitute for girls. The funny thing was, if you shagged one of the maids you were instantly expelled, but if you had anything to do with boys you got a severe ticking-off. And you hoped that by the end of your career at Eton you didn't turn out to be gay. Eton produced a lot of people who had John Peel's experience - mutual masturbation and all that sort of thing - but nobody was raped in my day."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/oct/12/publicschools.schools

Boarding school is just an exaggerated instance of a very common feature in Anglo-American culture: nominal equality of the sexes, but social segregation in practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22874344)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 7:04 PM
Author: maize piazza

this is tremendously sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22874011)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Maroon base

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22874348)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan cuckold prole

expound on dogfuckers pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#38161535)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Impertinent Swashbuckling Sneaky Criminal

every gay i've ever met has a domineering mother. that shit is environment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22872988)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Bateful flesh shitlib church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873005)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Impertinent Swashbuckling Sneaky Criminal

do you know any faggot with a submissive mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873015)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 4:11 PM
Author: Bateful flesh shitlib church building

Yes, but that's not why I lol at you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873034)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 12:47 AM
Author: Electric crawly theater stage

there's something to the bit about wanting part of a woman's role. the genders are package deals of roles that lots of people find to be a straitjacket. this was always known – there have always been effeminate men and some version of tomboys or more masculine women.

the leftists have somewhat of a point in criticizing the package deals, but their remedy of making a fetish of creating a multiplicity of different gender roles to hit every conceivable point on the spectrum while making a big fucking deal about each one.

much better to encourage people to be less assholish to people who deviate from norms somewhat (which was already happening, naturally – there's less pressure to confirm strictly to gender archetypes and I think that's a good thing, though i suspect prevailing opinion on xoxo disagrees).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#44757262)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke house feces

they tend to celebrate women with really exaggerated female personas - diva types. diana ross, mariah carey, marilyn monroe, madonna etc. i guess these women are the epitome of femininity to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22872971)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 12:00 PM
Author: dashing stubborn abode

Surprisingly cogent scholarship ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866599)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 5:48 AM
Author: domesticated ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184034)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 12:02 PM
Author: flatulent stead corn cake

You said it bro. I mean, really, just read craigslist fag ads...I get perverted, thats fine, but there are real crazy undertones to the gay ads. Straight dudes just be like I want a bitch to bang. Fags are all into power and humiliation and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866613)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 5:46 AM
Author: Soggy Laughsome Institution Cuckoldry

u wanna bang a corporate ballbuster who takes ur dick like a tiny vibrator she barely feels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184031)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: navy crotch step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184273)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: balding depressive

the only thing stated so far in this thread is that gay men have the emotional characteristics of females.

psychoanalytical correction for them is no more possible than it is for every woman out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866680)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: trip sandwich location

I wonder if it goes like:

1)"I have emotional characteristics of women" ->

2)observing women's interest in men ->

3)taking up women's interest in men ->

4) being fagget.

wrt transition 2->3, it's not that far out of an idea. For instance, I used to not be religious, but then I noticed that people who have similar interests/temperament to me tend to be religious, so now i'm religious. Similarly men who can relate to womens feelings better will naturally begin to relate to women's sexual interests also, so eventually become fagget.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866759)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Grizzly Charismatic Heaven

That's pretty out there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866773)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 4:12 PM
Author: Maroon base

Except that plenty of feminine men don't take up woman's interest in men; in fact, they become cads.

I think it's more about weakness. They're emotionally unstable and need a masculine influence to anchor them. Gays have an obsession with "turning" straight men. No idea if John Lennard is actually gay (though teaching at Cambridge is almost conclusive), but his letter touches on this sentiment:

"Arcement is also mistaken in defining slashfic (or just slash) as ‘any kind of sex between two men or two women’. The point of slash is that the orientation of one or more canonical characters is changed, which is why slashing is strongest in fandoms where the source parades heteronormativity or machismo. Kirk/Spock, Bodie/Doyle, Aragorn/Boromir, Darcy/Bingley and Harry/Snape stories all slash their canons, but a story featuring, say, Sebastian Flyte and Anthony Blanche in bed would not be slash, nor would a relationship between two lesbian characters in The L Word qualify as femslash."

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v35/n06/letters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22867986)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: Bateful flesh shitlib church building

That is one of the oddest interpretations of this song I have ever heard -- and I know someone who thinks it was about a circus elephant who was struck by lightning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866785)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 4:33 PM
Author: Clear supple nowag

Please do go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873164)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:57 PM
Author: plum roast beef gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873982)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: 180 national kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184305)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: Passionate philosopher-king

some of the gay men, like Sir Elton, have extensive fantasy lives where they imagine themselves as women like Monroe. so the song was entirely narcissistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22866788)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Maroon base

Another credited point. It's not just narcissism, though, because plenty of narcissists prefer masculine power fantasies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22867960)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 4:08 PM
Author: Passionate philosopher-king

credited. so it is narcissistic emo-masochism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22867969)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:47 PM
Author: Aromatic green masturbator dilemma

Problem: Elton didn't write the lyrics to his songs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22868460)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 5:47 PM
Author: Maroon base

How is that a problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22868463)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 5:42 AM
Author: domesticated ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184023)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Passionate philosopher-king

Taupin was writing specifically for Elton. Lots of their kollabs have gay texts or subtexts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22869158)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: abnormal rehab

Another gay dude did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22869191)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: Passionate philosopher-king

taupin wasn't gay but he knew he was writing for a gay man. someone saved my life tonight is about taupin and another guy convincing elton not to marry a woman because it would be a lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22869195)



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Date: March 23rd, 2013 6:21 PM
Author: red startled boltzmann doctorate

http://www.berniejtaupin.com/discography.bt

Click the song's title in the menu to the left hand side in the window to hear what the guy who actually wrote the song had to say about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22868681)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Impertinent Swashbuckling Sneaky Criminal

holy shit that guy rambles. don't have the patience. make a fucking point already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873020)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 4:32 PM
Author: Maroon base

Did you know the song is about how briefly celebrities are in the public eye? God, this man is banal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873158)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: chrome chest-beating property

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2013/mar/17/jaron-lanier-digital-pioneer-rebel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#22873922)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 5:44 AM
Author: Soggy Laughsome Institution Cuckoldry

ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184028)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: filthy claret coldplay fan

All of these theories about gay behavior, where do they come from? Seems obsessive.

My 2 cents: we migrate toward women celebrities because historically they are nice to us, as opposed to straight male celebs. Whether that's because the female celebs are catering to their fan base, or because they empathize since they are also sexually attracted to men, I cannot say. But it's hard to believe that Madonna, Cher, etc. would be anything but cool with their gay friends. And remember, Cher also has a transgender child.

And we don't try to "turn" straight men. You'd be surprised how these labels screw everything and everybody up. There are a lot of confused or "bi-" men out there who play at straight but flirt with us, so it's hard to understand the signals. It's inherently homophobic to label us as lecherous for not dismissing these signals as knowing that these men are "not for us". Instead you should get these men help and be less homophobic in general so that may help them to come out and be who they really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184223)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: domesticated ratface

Ur an idiot and I'm glad you will never have offspring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184242)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: filthy claret coldplay fan

And what is your experience on the matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184247)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: domesticated ratface

Reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184251)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: filthy claret coldplay fan

This is the most I've seen you post in this thread aside from bumping it, you're a real storehouse of information aren't you? Really helpful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184256)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: domesticated ratface

You realize this is a 4 year old thread right? Fucking effeminate faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184259)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:56 AM
Author: filthy claret coldplay fan

Who cares, it was revived and I didn't see it back then. You are proof that perceptions haven't changed in these 4 years.

Oh and by the way, whether I breed or not is beside the point. You straights create and bring us up. My (step)son dates exclusively women, so...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184425)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: domesticated ratface

Jfc look at the thoughts ur pathetic GRIDS riddled mind impotently shits out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184606)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: filthy claret coldplay fan

Actually, I was rushing out the door to get to my fairly prestigious job, they sure appreciate my mind here ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184633)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: domesticated ratface

Yup this is always the dimwitted shitlib response. You're big. You're important. You have a life.

I don't buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184670)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: mildly autistic indigo lodge toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184238)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: multi-colored lilac love of her life

OP was a profound loser/retard but op seems correct. Then he makes a point about gays not liking Coldplay somehow dismissively...? Killed his point. Wish he would come back to explain.

Gays are degenerate because they don't like Coldplay.

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184265)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: navy crotch step-uncle's house

he's remarking on the frivolity of poofters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184282)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: multi-colored lilac love of her life

Yeah if they were more substantial they'd appreciate Coldplay like us feckless dorks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184318)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 8:37 AM
Author: navy crotch step-uncle's house

x/y was a great record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184325)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: unholy trailer park

Yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#38162002)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: umber provocative casino potus

Yeah the Coldplay part was a whipsaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#34184485)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 5:41 PM
Author: domesticated ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#38161439)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: know-it-all yarmulke

OP's thesis is really btfo by not knowing who BErnie Taupin is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#38161602)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: navy crotch step-uncle's house

It's about princess diana bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#38161956)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 8:06 PM
Author: domesticated ratface

the slut who was taking TURD COCK left and right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#38161993)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 8:00 PM
Author: Zippy Peach Place Of Business Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#38161963)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: Confused People Who Are Hurt Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#44757238)



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Date: April 21st, 2023 10:24 PM
Author: brass juggernaut round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212146&forum_id=2#46222822)