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Shitlaw to Biglaw

Got a call yesterday, Biglaw interview. I've been doing Shit...
irradiated disturbing stage
  03/31/13
thought u were opening ur own firm I call bs the reaso...
zippy piazza
  03/31/13
own firm is still my plan. Like I said, a few months down th...
irradiated disturbing stage
  03/31/13
how dud y get interview u want jerb or u just looking?...
Puce swollen stead
  03/31/13
I mass mailed Resume a few weeks ago. Now I'm thinking of st...
irradiated disturbing stage
  03/31/13
What knd of experience do u have? Did u send transcript? Do ...
orange trailer park
  03/31/13
Did not send transcript. Grades are ok.
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/01/13
"Not V100, but still Biglaw." does not compute
Turquoise Weed Whacker
  03/31/13
I consider 100+ attorneys to be Biglaw, whether or not V100....
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/01/13
You're clearly wrong. A 100 attorney firm is midlaw. There...
splenetic big cumskin
  04/01/13
Thanks for the correction. The salary offered is 3 times wha...
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/01/13
I NEED TO TALK TO THIS GUY
laughsome theater stage
  10/02/15
Yeah...not sure if 100+ attorney necessary is biglaw. It...
Ruby Stirring Abode Personal Credit Line
  04/03/13
The firm has billing. The cases I handle though, are usually...
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/03/13
This. What a fuck up.
laughsome theater stage
  10/02/15
I consider any firm that pays 1st years 130k+ to be biglaw. ...
spruce self-centered plaza depressive
  04/01/13
That was my thought.
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/01/13
midlaw. biglaw is a firm that is either amlaw or vault 10...
Pearly toaster
  04/01/13
The firm in question does have an office in a major city and...
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/01/13
Weren't you recently talking about how biglaw sucks and you ...
dashing wine regret whorehouse
  03/31/13
Nope. I did type about how people complain so much about Big...
irradiated disturbing stage
  03/31/13
Shitlawyers better at actual practice in general? You must n...
Shivering scarlet preventive strike
  10/05/15
NOW INTO COURT, COMES NOW WAREHOUSE MARKET INCORPORATED (&qu...
mewling house incel
  10/06/15
ITT: Lawyer gives up uncertainty of being a solo in HOAPS of...
massive deranged pervert
  03/31/13
No. I had mailed resume before solo idea. Just happened to g...
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/01/13
Just do biglaw as long as you can stand (assuming you can ge...
hot at-the-ready ceo
  04/01/13
(What every BIGLAW drone tells themselves)
nighttime diverse business firm
  04/03/13
(things that never happen)
Ruddy rough-skinned wrinkle organic girlfriend
  03/31/13
how have you never billed in your life and got a biglaw inte...
Cream blathering immigrant
  03/31/13
I'm an Immigration attorney. Flat fees on everything, never ...
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/01/13
enjoy Morgan & Morgan
Exciting startling church roast beef
  04/01/13
It's a shame this forum only has like 4 actual lawyers, othe...
Naked Blood Rage
  04/01/13
Shit law: For the People
Seedy magenta french chef university
  04/01/13
Lol
iridescent crotch
  10/02/15
I called today to decline the interview. My plan for going s...
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/01/13
Not surprising at all - I'm sure they're tearing their hair ...
contagious site
  04/01/13
Right?
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/01/13
180 burn of this dumb faggot.
Hairraiser library idiot
  04/03/13
did you just send out a generic resume and cover letter to t...
Claret Doobsian Menage Double Fault
  04/01/13
Not generic. I liked this firm in particular and tailored my...
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/01/13
Moron
Boyish milk people who are hurt
  04/03/13
The dumb faggots in this thread missed this part: "G...
nighttime diverse business firm
  04/03/13
tilting at windmills: the TMF story
infuriating sick love of her life theatre
  04/01/13
This is your moment brother If you are successful, they w...
mahogany forum giraffe
  04/03/13
1. I declined the interview. 2. Never saw Biglaw as the m...
irradiated disturbing stage
  04/03/13
i literally started in shitlaw and literally work in biglaw ...
alcoholic cruel-hearted hospital
  10/02/15
Explain.
laughsome theater stage
  10/02/15
when i graduated in the mid-2000s, i couldn't get a job. did...
alcoholic cruel-hearted hospital
  10/02/15
Unless you have a legit chance of making partner in biglaw, ...
razzle-dazzle cuckold office
  10/02/15
i think if you have the hustle to make it in biglaw, you can...
alcoholic cruel-hearted hospital
  10/02/15
lol this girl is far more prestigious than your biglaw posit...
Judgmental Boltzmann
  10/06/15


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Date: March 31st, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

Got a call yesterday, Biglaw interview. I've been doing Shitlaw for 1.5 years.

Never billed in my life, work 8:30 to 6:00 every day (half hour lunches, so 9 hours a day), never more than 50 hours a week on a really bad week.

What should I be expecting? Minimum billables at the interviewing firm are 1800. How different from Shitlaw is it going to be? Work Saturdays? Or just do 8:30 to 7:30 M-F?

Help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22910554)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: zippy piazza

thought u were opening ur own firm

I call bs

the reason being the biglaw practice is nthing like shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22910558)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 3:34 AM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

own firm is still my plan. Like I said, a few months down the line. This call came in yesterday afternoon. Mulling over interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22910562)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 3:35 AM
Author: Puce swollen stead

how dud y get interview

u want jerb

or u just looking?

v100? or???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22910565)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 3:38 AM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

I mass mailed Resume a few weeks ago. Now I'm thinking of starting own firm.

Not V100, but still Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22910568)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 4:15 PM
Author: orange trailer park

What knd of experience do u have? Did u send transcript? Do u have good grades?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22912040)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

Did not send transcript. Grades are ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917508)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Turquoise Weed Whacker

"Not V100, but still Biglaw."

does not compute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22912044)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 3:19 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

I consider 100+ attorneys to be Biglaw, whether or not V100. Maybe I'm wrong, just the way I see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917299)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 3:26 PM
Author: splenetic big cumskin

You're clearly wrong. A 100 attorney firm is midlaw. There are some smaller boutiques paying biglaw wages, but, I doubt you're talking about such a firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917324)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

Thanks for the correction. The salary offered is 3 times what I make now though, so it's Biglaw to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917504)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: laughsome theater stage

I NEED TO TALK TO THIS GUY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28886422)



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Date: April 3rd, 2013 2:00 PM
Author: Ruby Stirring Abode Personal Credit Line

Yeah...not sure if 100+ attorney necessary is biglaw.

It is rare to find a midlaw that pays biglaw salary. And those that do tend to be extremely selective in recruiting. Pretty much you are talking about former V10 refuges and others with biglaw credentials.

The OP is a shitlaw bro whose firm doesn't even have a billing process.

I highly doubt that a shitlaw firm, even the shittiest of all, would not have billing.

How do you go from "I got an interview" to "what should I expect in terms of billing"????



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22929219)



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Date: April 3rd, 2013 2:19 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

The firm has billing. The cases I handle though, are usually flat fees and contingency. I, personally, do not need to bill, hence my question about what to expect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22929310)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: laughsome theater stage

This. What a fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28886427)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: spruce self-centered plaza depressive

I consider any firm that pays 1st years 130k+ to be biglaw. Plenty of those beyond the v100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917896)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 6:01 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

That was my thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22918213)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 6:09 PM
Author: Pearly toaster

midlaw.

biglaw is a firm that is either amlaw or vault 100 OR has mutliple offices and an office in a major metro area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22918255)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 6:21 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

The firm in question does have an office in a major city and at least 2 satellite offices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22918340)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: dashing wine regret whorehouse

Weren't you recently talking about how biglaw sucks and you skool biglaw motivators on the reg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22910828)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

Nope. I did type about how people complain so much about Biglaw when they have no reason to, and how, in general, shitlawyers are better at actual practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22911185)



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Date: October 5th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: Shivering scarlet preventive strike

Shitlawyers better at actual practice in general? You must not litigate against many shitlawyers. Even if some are good, the hordes of barely sentient attorneys at law, esqs who start briefs with COMES NOW are horrifying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28908252)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: mewling house incel

NOW INTO COURT, COMES NOW WAREHOUSE MARKET INCORPORATED ("WMI"), by and through its counsel of record, Pumo McPumoson of Pumo and Associates, LLP ("Pumo") and Joe Joeson, of Joeson PC ("Joeson") as its local counsel, and hereby files this OPPOSITION (the "Opposition") to Plaintiff MIKE SMITH's ("Plaintiff") MOTION FOR DEFAULT JUDGMENT (the "Motion").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28908501)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: massive deranged pervert

ITT: Lawyer gives up uncertainty of being a solo in HOAPS of the suffocating certainty of being a BIGLAW drone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22912035)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

No. I had mailed resume before solo idea. Just happened to get a callback last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917293)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: hot at-the-ready ceo

Just do biglaw as long as you can stand (assuming you can get it), live cheaply and save up with the plan of going solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917312)



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Date: April 3rd, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: nighttime diverse business firm

(What every BIGLAW drone tells themselves)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22930336)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Ruddy rough-skinned wrinkle organic girlfriend

(things that never happen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22912051)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Cream blathering immigrant

how have you never billed in your life and got a biglaw interview? what type of law you doing now and what type is the biglaw interview for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22912064)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 4:02 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

I'm an Immigration attorney. Flat fees on everything, never bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917541)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Exciting startling church roast beef

enjoy Morgan & Morgan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917316)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 5:05 PM
Author: Naked Blood Rage

It's a shame this forum only has like 4 actual lawyers, otherwise this post would be better appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917888)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Seedy magenta french chef university

Shit law: For the People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22918106)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: iridescent crotch

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28886520)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 4:00 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

I called today to decline the interview. My plan for going solo is on track. Got a 20K 0% interest loan and good mentoring from other firms.

Funny thing is that when I told the rep I wouldn't interview, she asked me 50 questions and then told me I would be getting a call this week from one of the partners . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917529)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: contagious site

Not surprising at all - I'm sure they're tearing their hair out trying to figure out what they'll do without you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22917938)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 6:02 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

Right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22918217)



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Date: April 3rd, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser library idiot

180 burn of this dumb faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22930347)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Claret Doobsian Menage Double Fault

did you just send out a generic resume and cover letter to this firm? Did they GAF about your LS grades? Does this firm do immigration law? Or do they just need warm bodies?

I'm curious how shitlaw->biglaw works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22918141)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 6:07 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

Not generic. I liked this firm in particular and tailored my Resume and CL for them. Immigration Law is a substantial part of this firm's practice, although they do general Biglaw crap as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22918241)



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Date: April 3rd, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: Boyish milk people who are hurt

Moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22929064)



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Date: April 3rd, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: nighttime diverse business firm

The dumb faggots in this thread missed this part:

"Got a 20K 0% interest loan and good mentoring from other firms."

HOLY SHIT!

You need to thank God for this blessing.

Godspeed, Brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22930358)



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Date: April 1st, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: infuriating sick love of her life theatre

tilting at windmills: the TMF story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22918220)



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Date: April 3rd, 2013 2:23 PM
Author: mahogany forum giraffe

This is your moment brother

If you are successful, they will make a movie about your life like that one where Kevin Costner makes it to the Bigs in his 40s

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265662/

"It's Never Too Late To Believe In Your Dreams"

Repeat this to yourself as you go in for your interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22929323)



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Date: April 3rd, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: irradiated disturbing stage

1. I declined the interview.

2. Never saw Biglaw as the majors compared to Shitlaw. I would compare the 2 to the ABA/NBA. The ABA, like Biglaw, was flashier and paid higher salaries, but players' tenures were shorter. The NBA, like Shitlaw, was more established, had a larger base, and although not as flashy, it was an everyman's league full of talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#22929513)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: alcoholic cruel-hearted hospital

i literally started in shitlaw and literally work in biglaw now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28888330)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: laughsome theater stage

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28888333)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: alcoholic cruel-hearted hospital

when i graduated in the mid-2000s, i couldn't get a job. did doc review and non-legal temp work. i even did medical testing for $600 a pop to make extra money. did ID for about a year. worked for a solo biglaw refugee for 4 years. moved to regional large firm, then national boutique, now biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28888423)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuckold office

Unless you have a legit chance of making partner in biglaw, Shitlaw is where the big money is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28888447)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: alcoholic cruel-hearted hospital

i think if you have the hustle to make it in biglaw, you can probably make big money in shitlaw - more than you'd probably make as a biglaw partner. otherwise, you will likely be in shitlaw making mid-100s-200k, which isn't all that bad but less than associates make in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28888471)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Judgmental Boltzmann

lol this girl is far more prestigious than your biglaw position

http://astro.uchicago.edu/~mbedell/cv.pdf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217614&forum_id=2#28909789)