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Third Interview For Biglaw Lateral - CAN'T WAIT FOR DING LOL

Third fucking interview with this god damn firm. This time ...
contagious institution crotch
  04/29/13
yea it definitely looked like they were stringing you along....
Histrionic flatulent set indirect expression
  07/05/13
Good luck, brother. I have a second interview for a lateral...
Multi-colored Judgmental Kitty Cat
  04/29/13
Thanks. I've interviewed with 4 firms. One outright ...
contagious institution crotch
  04/29/13
Have any of these been group interviews? I've had two, and I...
Multi-colored Judgmental Kitty Cat
  04/29/13
oci isn't real interviewing.
appetizing mediation
  04/29/13
How r u finding these opportunities?
Startled infuriating school cafeteria really tough guy
  04/29/13
Headhunter.
contagious institution crotch
  04/29/13
This is relevant to my interests.
Bonkers associate
  04/29/13
Sent a "thanks for meeting with me" email to the e...
contagious institution crotch
  04/29/13
I've decided that thank you notes or emails are bullshit. At...
Multi-colored Judgmental Kitty Cat
  04/29/13
I use a recruiter. She makes me send thank yous.
contagious institution crotch
  04/29/13
I hate writing them and was happy when the recruiter I used ...
Multi-colored Judgmental Kitty Cat
  04/29/13
Yeah they seem pretty pointless, but my recruiter seems to k...
contagious institution crotch
  04/29/13
lol @ recruiters getting actual feedback. they're flame and ...
disrespectful abode
  04/29/13
Did they ask for REFERENCES from current and/or past jobs?
Stirring Topaz University
  04/29/13
No.
contagious institution crotch
  04/29/13
Phew. Is this a V100 job?
Stirring Topaz University
  04/29/13
Yeah. FYI though, I'm still with the firm I started with, s...
contagious institution crotch
  04/29/13
FUCK. i hope it's not shady if i provide a senior associate...
Stirring Topaz University
  04/29/13
Not shady at all, unless you were also a senior. But junior...
Peach concupiscible stage
  07/29/13
DO GRADES MATTER???!!
Ruddy thriller hairy legs
  04/29/13
I don't know. I was top 1/3rd at a T6. Everyone I intervie...
contagious institution crotch
  04/29/13
Yes. I was told that my median t10 ass grades got me dinged ...
Passionate alpha whorehouse
  05/07/13
UPDATE: I heard back from my recruiter Thursday last week...
contagious institution crotch
  05/06/13
This is a big firm that wants to do 4 rounds of interviews? ...
Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib
  05/06/13
it's not really a 4th round. some random shitboomer partner ...
disrespectful abode
  05/06/13
...
Peach concupiscible stage
  07/29/13
Large vault firm.
contagious institution crotch
  05/06/13
probably the recruiter and the recruiting sluts at the firm.
disrespectful abode
  05/06/13
Uhg, probably. I don't understand why some recruiters is su...
contagious institution crotch
  05/06/13
tbf, the recruiting bitch at the firm is prob some incompete...
disrespectful abode
  05/06/13
Yeah, also the recruiting people are often in the dark as to...
Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib
  05/06/13
Right, but they already decided they want me to meet this pa...
contagious institution crotch
  05/06/13
they're also shitty at scheduling. they're irrationally afra...
disrespectful abode
  05/06/13
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is a large part of it. The HR pe...
contagious institution crotch
  05/06/13
none of these people are ever more than a month into their j...
disrespectful abode
  05/06/13
Lol, what is that about? Doesn't seem like that hard a job....
Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib
  05/06/13
they prob get promoted quickly if they're the least bit comp...
disrespectful abode
  05/06/13
True. No less irritating.
contagious institution crotch
  05/06/13
you are clearly a back up choice for them and they are strin...
heady sooty lay toilet seat
  05/06/13
Wrong. They could achieve the same results by just saying t...
contagious institution crotch
  05/06/13
Yeah, but they dont want you to feel like you are a backup o...
heady sooty lay toilet seat
  05/06/13
I'm better than you. Just give up now.
contagious institution crotch
  05/06/13
Let me know when you get that job big guy.
heady sooty lay toilet seat
  05/06/13
unlikely
disrespectful abode
  05/06/13
Why are you freaking out about this? You sound like some gu...
Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib
  05/06/13
This isn't a matter of getting people together that have say...
contagious institution crotch
  05/06/13
Alright, it's been scheduled. I'll let you guys know what h...
contagious institution crotch
  05/07/13
Best of luck brother. Remember, do a firm handshake.
pungent chad laser beams
  05/07/13
Keep squatting.
Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib
  05/07/13
GL pumo brehlet
Passionate alpha whorehouse
  05/07/13
gl dood
unholy ceo chapel
  05/07/13
Godspeed clitdick manlet pumo good breh.
Fishy Resort Degenerate
  05/07/13
FOURTH INTERVIEW UPDATE
contagious institution crotch
  05/10/13
:|
blathering fear-inspiring circlehead trailer park
  05/10/13
Sounds promising dood. But, heh, the schtick where a majo...
Razzle-dazzle pit boistinker
  05/11/13
Day 2 and no word yet. Dark clouds forming on the horizon. ...
contagious institution crotch
  05/14/13
Day 3 - Nothing. Around noon I heard voices on the wind. I...
contagious institution crotch
  05/15/13
They are talking about the details and finishing everything ...
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  05/15/13
...
Arousing Glassy Business Firm Yarmulke
  05/15/13
...
Puce locus mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/13
cr
Arousing Glassy Business Firm Yarmulke
  05/15/13
Day 4 - Parched. Mouth so dry I struggle just to swallow. T...
contagious institution crotch
  05/16/13
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
Fishy Resort Degenerate
  05/16/13
TY TY! SUPER HAPPY!!!!
contagious institution crotch
  05/16/13
did u get the job
supple half-breed azn
  05/16/13
I got them telling me they're going to give me an official o...
contagious institution crotch
  05/16/13
180 breh!
unholy ceo chapel
  05/16/13
Congrats bro...the other guy must have gone elsewhere. Way ...
heady sooty lay toilet seat
  05/16/13
Haha, thanks.
contagious institution crotch
  05/16/13
18000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fishy Resort Degenerate
  05/16/13
Congrats, man. Try to get a week or two off between firms.
Multi-colored Judgmental Kitty Cat
  05/16/13
in on BMC
Swashbuckling seedy theatre
  05/16/13
Update: They fucked me. Sometime in the middle of all the...
contagious institution crotch
  07/05/13
soon you will be fired from your jerb and then no firm will ...
Vivacious Hospital
  07/05/13
what
Swashbuckling seedy theatre
  07/05/13
bro, until you had the offer actually in hand you shouldn't ...
Dark Casino Skinny Woman
  07/05/13
cr. OP seems like a faggit.
Vivacious Hospital
  07/05/13
I didn't say that
Dark Casino Skinny Woman
  07/05/13
:( I'm sorry pumo brother
unholy ceo chapel
  07/05/13
The worst part, MPCL, is that you know this pumo. Hope you'...
contagious institution crotch
  07/05/13
Oh no :( This can only be a handful of poasters. Were you la...
unholy ceo chapel
  07/05/13
Naw, I'm still at my current firm. Just trying to lateral i...
contagious institution crotch
  07/05/13
Wait, what's the moniker? Sorry brother, if you can poast an...
unholy ceo chapel
  07/05/13
Right now we live in different cities, and yes, she works. ...
contagious institution crotch
  07/05/13
I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED THE MONIKER HOLY SHIT :( How fa...
unholy ceo chapel
  07/05/13
It's only like a 70 minute flight. Just sucks only being abl...
contagious institution crotch
  07/05/13
Yeah man, it's not the length of the distance but the fact t...
unholy ceo chapel
  07/05/13
This is par for the course / do NOT trust these fuckers
Passionate alpha whorehouse
  07/05/13
...
Peach concupiscible stage
  07/29/13
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light doobsian station mental disorder
  07/03/20
Sorry bro. I have thought about lateral and, at this point, ...
alcoholic boyish house
  07/07/13
Update - I got pissed off about the law firm fucking me s...
contagious institution crotch
  07/29/13
180 bro, sounds like huge win
Diverse lime legal warrant knife
  07/29/13
They don't work weekends! One of the guys I interviewed w...
contagious institution crotch
  07/29/13
can you afford to take it even if they won't up the offer? ...
Diverse lime legal warrant knife
  07/29/13
Yeah, I can. Advancement options are pretty good. Their ...
contagious institution crotch
  07/29/13
In an odd way they did you a huge favor.
Peach concupiscible stage
  07/29/13
Tomorrow your breakfast will taste better than any breakfast...
avocado school ratface
  07/29/13
Sounds great. What kind of creds did you need to get an int...
Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib
  07/29/13
I went to business school for undergrad and dominated there,...
contagious institution crotch
  07/29/13
ALPHA. How did you apply? I am in a similar boat http://www....
trip church building
  08/07/13
Where'd you look for consulting jobs? Something like indeed...
Lascivious internal respiration
  08/07/13
This thread, despite being old as fuck, was an emotional rol...
Idris Elba's Life Matters
  07/09/20
Wonder where OP is now
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  07/09/20


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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Third fucking interview with this god damn firm. This time I only met old ass fucking equity partners. The equity partner that heads the group I would be joining was all enthusiastic and shit. Talked about how impressive I was and what a great fit I would be.

I'm going to lose my shit when I get dinged. I'll be sure to come in here and rant when it happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103036)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 6:10 PM
Author: Histrionic flatulent set indirect expression

yea it definitely looked like they were stringing you along. at least u were the top candidate though. looks like you'll probably be similarly well-qualified to win other positions that open up in the future. no need to stress out. you have a strong resume in that you've been at one firm the whole time now. you may want to spend less time working with the recruiter and more time networking with friends/classmates at other firms in the area. firms love to hire without going through a recruiter as it saves them a lot of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552839)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Judgmental Kitty Cat

Good luck, brother. I have a second interview for a lateral position, having been dinged in my two previous attempts. I went 5-for-5 on callbacks for OCI, getting dinged for lateral positions is fucking with my confidence.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103067)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:22 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Thanks.

I've interviewed with 4 firms.

One outright dinged me (expected it, it was a completely different practice from what I'm doing now).

Two were like, "Yeah bro, we like you, but we've just started looking so we're going to see what else is out there, let us know if you get an offer before we're done and we might counteroffer."

Then the fourth one has made me do three fucking interviews. At this point I've met every attorney in the group, and several random equity partners outside of the group. It's going to be great when they ding me or pull the same shit the other firms did. "Weellll we're going to keep looking, but let us know if you need an answer anytime soon."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103234)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored Judgmental Kitty Cat

Have any of these been group interviews? I've had two, and I hate them. I was dinged for one that was a reach outside my practice group, but the second ding was right in my wheelhouse. The recruiter told me they offered the position to someone else two days after my interview.

Three interviews with partners is a good sign, though. Any sense of their urgency?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103293)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: appetizing mediation

oci isn't real interviewing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103748)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: Startled infuriating school cafeteria really tough guy

How r u finding these opportunities?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103306)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:36 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Headhunter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103347)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:37 PM
Author: Bonkers associate

This is relevant to my interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103351)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Sent a "thanks for meeting with me" email to the equity partner that runs the group I would be joining. His response is a little odd.

"[...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,]:

Thank you for spending time with me, you have an impressive resume and are a very good communicator."

Now I know how fat girls feel when people tell them they have nice personalities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103467)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Judgmental Kitty Cat

I've decided that thank you notes or emails are bullshit. At the very best, you get a cryptic response, not "oh, hey, was just about to call you to negotiate salary." This is another reason to use recruiters- they handle all the followup, and can even get actual feedback from your interviewers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103543)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

I use a recruiter. She makes me send thank yous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103552)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored Judgmental Kitty Cat

I hate writing them and was happy when the recruiter I used advised against it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103589)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Yeah they seem pretty pointless, but my recruiter seems to know WTF is up, so I'll do what she tells me.

All the other responses were nothing weird like that. The wording of his response is just so odd. Spending time with him? I'm a very good communicator? What?...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103673)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: disrespectful abode

lol @ recruiters getting actual feedback. they're flame and will tell you a bunch of bullshit, and it's more likely that they're just in contact with the HR bitch and don't have any lifeline to anyone with power in the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103794)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Stirring Topaz University

Did they ask for REFERENCES from current and/or past jobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103575)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103604)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: Stirring Topaz University

Phew. Is this a V100 job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103610)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Yeah. FYI though, I'm still with the firm I started with, so I don't think they suspect I'm a shitty associate or anything. I don't know if it would be different if I had left my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103658)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: Stirring Topaz University

FUCK. i hope it's not shady if i provide a senior associate reference instead of a partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103675)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 12:52 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stage

Not shady at all, unless you were also a senior. But junior to mid-levels often primarily work with senior associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743977)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: Ruddy thriller hairy legs

DO GRADES MATTER???!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103680)



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Date: April 29th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

I don't know. I was top 1/3rd at a T6. Everyone I interviewed with commented positively on my grades, but I don't know how big of an issue it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103736)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Passionate alpha whorehouse

Yes. I was told that my median t10 ass grades got me dinged from an open slot at a v5 my a headhunter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150445)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

UPDATE:

I heard back from my recruiter Thursday last week. They want me to do a fourth interview...this time with just one partner.

I provided my availability and haven't heard back yet. Annoyed for several reasons.

1. Four interviews? Seriously? What the fuck.

2. It should not take 3+ days to figure out when a single person's schedule matches up with one other person's schedule.

I'm not sure if this inefficiency is the fault of the recruiter or the firm, but either way, it's frustrating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145116)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib

This is a big firm that wants to do 4 rounds of interviews? wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145118)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: disrespectful abode

it's not really a 4th round. some random shitboomer partner probably "wants to meet him" just so he doesn't feel left out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145124)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743983)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Large vault firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145128)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: disrespectful abode

probably the recruiter and the recruiting sluts at the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145120)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:11 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Uhg, probably. I don't understand why some recruiters is such shit. You would think if you had like 30k on the line (or whatever it is they get) you would hustle your fucking ass off to get this shit scheduled.

I had to email her this morning to suggest HEY MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL THEM TO CHECK THE STATUS?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145140)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: disrespectful abode

tbf, the recruiting bitch at the firm is prob some incompetent 23y/o slut who is hired b/c she's hot, and pushing her won't do any good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145166)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib

Yeah, also the recruiting people are often in the dark as to your status until the partners make up their mind. So, pushing her is futile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145176)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:20 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Right, but they already decided they want me to meet this partner bro. I don't know how it works at other firms, but here, if senior partner needs to interview someone the recruiter just sets it up with his secretary.

Maybe they have to go through the partner and he just hasn't responded to the email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145187)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: disrespectful abode

they're also shitty at scheduling. they're irrationally afraid of being persistent and getting flagged as being a pain in the ass. they'll email the partner once to check on his availability, and he'll ignore the email and she won't follow up b/c she's afraid of bugging him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145188)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is a large part of it. The HR person in charge of lateral recruiting in this office is like a month into the job. My first two interviews went fine scheduling wise, then when this bitch shows up shit starts taking forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145207)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: disrespectful abode

none of these people are ever more than a month into their jobs. the turnover is insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145213)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib

Lol, what is that about? Doesn't seem like that hard a job. Be cute. Be perky. Be persistent but not too persistent. Be reasonably competent. That's it, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145231)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: disrespectful abode

they prob get promoted quickly if they're the least bit competent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145251)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:19 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

True.

No less irritating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145178)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: heady sooty lay toilet seat

you are clearly a back up choice for them and they are stringing you along just in case. Hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145132)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Wrong. They could achieve the same results by just saying they're continuing to consider me and will be in touch. They wouldn't contact me a few days after my last interview to ask me to meet some other dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145145)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: heady sooty lay toilet seat

Yeah, but they dont want you to feel like you are a backup or have been put on the back burner. So they string you along. Clearly their ploy is working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145161)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

I'm better than you. Just give up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145169)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:19 PM
Author: heady sooty lay toilet seat

Let me know when you get that job big guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145180)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: disrespectful abode

unlikely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145170)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib

Why are you freaking out about this? You sound like some guy freaking out about a girl's text message after a first date. These things take time. Often times, it's a matter of getting all the people who have a say together to figure shit out. And lawyers are busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145171)



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Date: May 6th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

This isn't a matter of getting people together that have say. They already contacted me about meeting with this other fucker. I'm not bitching about them not making a decision, I'm bitching about it taking several days to match up a one person's schedule.

Also, annoyed they haven't made a decision after three interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145200)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Alright, it's been scheduled. I'll let you guys know what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150306)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: pungent chad laser beams

Best of luck brother. Remember, do a firm handshake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150324)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib

Keep squatting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150386)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Passionate alpha whorehouse

GL pumo brehlet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150451)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: unholy ceo chapel

gl dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150465)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Fishy Resort Degenerate

Godspeed clitdick manlet pumo good breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150476)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch
Subject: FOURTH INTERVIEW UPDATE

Interview went well. He's impressed, thinks I'll be a great fit, etc etc blah blah blah. He said everyone I've met has really liked me and this interview was really more of a courtesy to him and that I won't have to do any more interviews.

He concluded by saying that he would not be a hurdle to me getting the position and that he would try to speak with [partner in charge of the position being filled] immediately.

I look forward to two weeks of silence and then a ding letter telling me how many well qualified candidates they saw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23172513)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: blathering fear-inspiring circlehead trailer park

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23172520)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pit boistinker

Sounds promising dood.

But, heh, the schtick where a major interviewer says "im gunning for you" or "id personally hire you right now but there are other chefs in the kitchen" ----followed by a ding is almost sop these days it seems. or at least 75% of my in-houses were like that. such a bunch of pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23175955)



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Date: May 14th, 2013 3:26 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Day 2 and no word yet. Dark clouds forming on the horizon. I am cold. I can feel hunger clawing at me...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23197506)



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Date: May 15th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Day 3 - Nothing. Around noon I heard voices on the wind. I thought I saw a caravan coming my way...perhaps with food and water?...salvation?...but no...nothing.

Hope is a cognitive fallacy. I must embrace despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23204317)



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Date: May 15th, 2013 4:00 PM
Author: heady sooty lay toilet seat

They are talking about the details and finishing everything up with the dood they are going to hire. They'll ding you formally once thats done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23204342)



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Date: May 15th, 2013 4:10 PM
Author: Arousing Glassy Business Firm Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23204413)



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Date: July 7th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: Puce locus mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23563034)



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Date: May 15th, 2013 4:10 PM
Author: Arousing Glassy Business Firm Yarmulke

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23204411)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 3:54 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Day 4 - Parched. Mouth so dry I struggle just to swallow. The heat is crushing me. I can't even stand. So this is how it ends?...

But...in the distance...a lone rider approaching fast.

I wave my arms, pleading for him to stop...please...please save me. He's going too fast...he's going to pass by me...I know he's going to leave me to die.

But then his pace slows, now not more than a trot. He stops a few feet in front of me. He stops?...HE STOPPED!

I force my gaze up. I try to catch a glimpse of his face, but the sun is blinding.

I gasp "water?!!"

I think I can almost make out a smile on the stranger's face. He throws a canteen down to me and gruffly says, "You are the candidate to whom we intend to make an offer once we get the official sign off."

He then gallops off into the sunset.

Hope...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211128)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Fishy Resort Degenerate

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211142)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

TY TY! SUPER HAPPY!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211149)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: supple half-breed azn

did u get the job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211152)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

I got them telling me they're going to give me an official offer once they finish getting it "signed off" on, whatever that means. They wanted to let me know now just so I wouldn't be waiting wondering WTF was going on.

So...looks like I probably have the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211189)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: unholy ceo chapel

180 breh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211219)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: heady sooty lay toilet seat

Congrats bro...the other guy must have gone elsewhere. Way to stick it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211239)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Haha, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211271)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 4:00 PM
Author: Fishy Resort Degenerate

18000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211158)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored Judgmental Kitty Cat

Congrats, man. Try to get a week or two off between firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211251)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling seedy theatre

in on BMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211269)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:30 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Update:

They fucked me. Sometime in the middle of all the interviewing (I think between 3rd and 4th interview) the executive committee decided to put a hiring freeze in place. The partners in the group that were interviewing me thought they would be exempt because they had already received approval to hire.

They were wrong.

They then submitted a bunch of shit to have the hire approved despite the freeze.

It was denied.

The whole time they kept telling me an offer was coming...until it wasn't. Lost about a month and a half of time where I should have been applying for other jobs.

They fucked me so bad. They didn't even call me and apologize or anything...it was just like, "lol whoops, we can't give you an offer right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551799)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Hospital

soon you will be fired from your jerb and then no firm will talk to you at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551801)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling seedy theatre

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551807)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: Dark Casino Skinny Woman

bro, until you had the offer actually in hand you shouldn't have stopped looking. lesson learned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551840)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Hospital

cr. OP seems like a faggit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551844)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Dark Casino Skinny Woman

I didn't say that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551953)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: unholy ceo chapel

:( I'm sorry pumo brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551854)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:49 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

The worst part, MPCL, is that you know this pumo. Hope you're ready for some liveblogging in two weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551871)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: unholy ceo chapel

Oh no :( This can only be a handful of poasters. Were you laid off from the first firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551898)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Naw, I'm still at my current firm. Just trying to lateral into another market to join up with my fiance.

I'm really not in a bad place professionally. My current firm is great, we just don't have an office in the city where my fiance is. Although there is talk of opening one, I don't know what the timeline on that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551921)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 4:01 PM
Author: unholy ceo chapel

Wait, what's the moniker? Sorry brother, if you can poast and edit.

Is your fiance not in your city right now? Does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551943)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 4:33 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Right now we live in different cities, and yes, she works. She just started her medical residency though, so she's stuck there for several years. So either I move, or we live apart for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552098)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: unholy ceo chapel

I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED THE MONIKER HOLY SHIT :(

How far apart man? Aren't you the dude who likes to bash people who didn't go to T14s with yr BigLaw bros?

:((((((( Keep applying dude :((((((((( Will you still be around for SUITS threading????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552190)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

It's only like a 70 minute flight. Just sucks only being able to see each other on weekends.

And...sort of? But there's probably a lot of bros like that on here. It's not like an every day thing, but we certainly will crack jokes every so often.

And yeah, I'll be here for Suits.

I'm thinking about asking my firm if they'll let me remote work every other week. I haven't actually been in my office in 2.5 weeks now (I've been working out of an office in another city because of some client emergency). I think the fact that I've still managed to get all my shit done would allow me to make a good case for working remotely every other week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552268)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 5:01 PM
Author: unholy ceo chapel

Yeah man, it's not the length of the distance but the fact that it's there. I think it was either you or one other poaster who was talking about enjoying bashing people from TTTs and being in a firm that is apparently exclusively T14.

Bro, just do that. Especially if you're looking to pack it in anyway. Are there other options in her city or is it all kaput?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552321)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: Passionate alpha whorehouse

This is par for the course / do NOT trust these fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552186)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743996)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 8:13 AM
Author: light doobsian station mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#40540023)



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Date: July 7th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: alcoholic boyish house

Sorry bro. I have thought about lateral and, at this point, all I want is to GTFO. Was this an up or Down prestige position?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23562425)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Update -

I got pissed off about the law firm fucking me so I applied to a bunch of non-legal positions (without a recruiter). One of them was a consulting firm and they had me do an interview. Nailed the interview and they gave me an offer on Friday. The salary is good, but it's still like 40k less than biglol associate. Today I countered them asking for 20k more.

The EVP said he would talk to the other senior peeps and get back to me tomorrow.

If they go up, goodbye law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743915)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: Diverse lime legal warrant knife

180 bro, sounds like huge win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743986)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

They don't work weekends!

One of the guys I interviewed with was this super jaded/cynical midlevel that told me everything he disliked about the place (stuff that would make firm associates LOL). Then I ask him, "well how are your hours? Work weekends much?"

::perplexed look:: "...no?...I've never worked a weekend in the entire time I've been here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744005)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Diverse lime legal warrant knife

can you afford to take it even if they won't up the offer? what are the advancement/exit ops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744010)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

Yeah, I can.

Advancement options are pretty good. Their senior people are compensated similar to biglaw senior people and the top people make biglaw partner pay. One thing that appeals to me about it is they're willing to jump people ahead if they're high performers.

I also feel pretty positive about exit options. Healthcare consulting seems like a pretty solid field, and if I want to go back into law, I could always shoot for an in-house gig at a hospital or university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744104)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stage

In an odd way they did you a huge favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744000)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: avocado school ratface

Tomorrow your breakfast will taste better than any breakfast you've ever had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744001)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 1:09 PM
Author: Exciting aqua indian lodge shitlib

Sounds great. What kind of creds did you need to get an interview like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744088)



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Date: July 29th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: contagious institution crotch

I went to business school for undergrad and dominated there, which they liked.

I worked for a year in healthcare before becoming a lawyer.

I went to a T6.

My law firm work doesn't really relate and it's not a fancy firm. I think at best it just made them feel comfortable because, hey, someone else already paid me a ton of money to do shit and hasn't fired me.

I think they were mainly interested because of my academic credentials and my prior exposure to the field. Then I just destroyed the interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744117)



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Date: August 7th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: trip church building

ALPHA. How did you apply? I am in a similar boat http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2324958&mc=124&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23794239)



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Date: August 7th, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: Lascivious internal respiration

Where'd you look for consulting jobs? Something like indeed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23794333)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: Idris Elba's Life Matters

This thread, despite being old as fuck, was an emotional rollercoaster.

A++++ would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#40576578)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: '""''"""'''""

Wonder where OP is now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#40576704)