\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Third Interview For Biglaw Lateral - CAN'T WAIT FOR DING LOL

Third fucking interview with this god damn firm. This time ...
ocher foreskin
  04/29/13
yea it definitely looked like they were stringing you along....
Milky scourge upon the earth french chef
  07/05/13
Good luck, brother. I have a second interview for a lateral...
Massive piazza
  04/29/13
Thanks. I've interviewed with 4 firms. One outright ...
ocher foreskin
  04/29/13
Have any of these been group interviews? I've had two, and I...
Massive piazza
  04/29/13
oci isn't real interviewing.
Lavender stirring dilemma useless brakes
  04/29/13
How r u finding these opportunities?
Charismatic cruise ship death wish
  04/29/13
Headhunter.
ocher foreskin
  04/29/13
This is relevant to my interests.
Sable rambunctious black woman potus
  04/29/13
Sent a "thanks for meeting with me" email to the e...
ocher foreskin
  04/29/13
I've decided that thank you notes or emails are bullshit. At...
Massive piazza
  04/29/13
I use a recruiter. She makes me send thank yous.
ocher foreskin
  04/29/13
I hate writing them and was happy when the recruiter I used ...
Massive piazza
  04/29/13
Yeah they seem pretty pointless, but my recruiter seems to k...
ocher foreskin
  04/29/13
lol @ recruiters getting actual feedback. they're flame and ...
soggy stain volcanic crater
  04/29/13
Did they ask for REFERENCES from current and/or past jobs?
crimson background story
  04/29/13
No.
ocher foreskin
  04/29/13
Phew. Is this a V100 job?
crimson background story
  04/29/13
Yeah. FYI though, I'm still with the firm I started with, s...
ocher foreskin
  04/29/13
FUCK. i hope it's not shady if i provide a senior associate...
crimson background story
  04/29/13
Not shady at all, unless you were also a senior. But junior...
Electric boiling water
  07/29/13
DO GRADES MATTER???!!
filthy adventurous senate
  04/29/13
I don't know. I was top 1/3rd at a T6. Everyone I intervie...
ocher foreskin
  04/29/13
Yes. I was told that my median t10 ass grades got me dinged ...
Fiercely-loyal international law enforcement agency blood rage
  05/07/13
UPDATE: I heard back from my recruiter Thursday last week...
ocher foreskin
  05/06/13
This is a big firm that wants to do 4 rounds of interviews? ...
provocative stag film fat ankles
  05/06/13
it's not really a 4th round. some random shitboomer partner ...
soggy stain volcanic crater
  05/06/13
...
Electric boiling water
  07/29/13
Large vault firm.
ocher foreskin
  05/06/13
probably the recruiter and the recruiting sluts at the firm.
soggy stain volcanic crater
  05/06/13
Uhg, probably. I don't understand why some recruiters is su...
ocher foreskin
  05/06/13
tbf, the recruiting bitch at the firm is prob some incompete...
soggy stain volcanic crater
  05/06/13
Yeah, also the recruiting people are often in the dark as to...
provocative stag film fat ankles
  05/06/13
Right, but they already decided they want me to meet this pa...
ocher foreskin
  05/06/13
they're also shitty at scheduling. they're irrationally afra...
soggy stain volcanic crater
  05/06/13
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is a large part of it. The HR pe...
ocher foreskin
  05/06/13
none of these people are ever more than a month into their j...
soggy stain volcanic crater
  05/06/13
Lol, what is that about? Doesn't seem like that hard a job....
provocative stag film fat ankles
  05/06/13
they prob get promoted quickly if they're the least bit comp...
soggy stain volcanic crater
  05/06/13
True. No less irritating.
ocher foreskin
  05/06/13
you are clearly a back up choice for them and they are strin...
Comical therapy
  05/06/13
Wrong. They could achieve the same results by just saying t...
ocher foreskin
  05/06/13
Yeah, but they dont want you to feel like you are a backup o...
Comical therapy
  05/06/13
I'm better than you. Just give up now.
ocher foreskin
  05/06/13
Let me know when you get that job big guy.
Comical therapy
  05/06/13
unlikely
soggy stain volcanic crater
  05/06/13
Why are you freaking out about this? You sound like some gu...
provocative stag film fat ankles
  05/06/13
This isn't a matter of getting people together that have say...
ocher foreskin
  05/06/13
Alright, it's been scheduled. I'll let you guys know what h...
ocher foreskin
  05/07/13
Best of luck brother. Remember, do a firm handshake.
Motley factory reset button
  05/07/13
Keep squatting.
provocative stag film fat ankles
  05/07/13
GL pumo brehlet
Fiercely-loyal international law enforcement agency blood rage
  05/07/13
gl dood
Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire
  05/07/13
Godspeed clitdick manlet pumo good breh.
Mind-boggling twisted stage cuckold
  05/07/13
FOURTH INTERVIEW UPDATE
ocher foreskin
  05/10/13
:|
startled macaca
  05/10/13
Sounds promising dood. But, heh, the schtick where a majo...
adulterous cerise rigor
  05/11/13
Day 2 and no word yet. Dark clouds forming on the horizon. ...
ocher foreskin
  05/14/13
Day 3 - Nothing. Around noon I heard voices on the wind. I...
ocher foreskin
  05/15/13
They are talking about the details and finishing everything ...
Comical therapy
  05/15/13
...
Vibrant misanthropic school
  05/15/13
...
exciting whorehouse
  07/07/13
cr
Vibrant misanthropic school
  05/15/13
Day 4 - Parched. Mouth so dry I struggle just to swallow. T...
ocher foreskin
  05/16/13
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
Mind-boggling twisted stage cuckold
  05/16/13
TY TY! SUPER HAPPY!!!!
ocher foreskin
  05/16/13
did u get the job
Henna mother
  05/16/13
I got them telling me they're going to give me an official o...
ocher foreskin
  05/16/13
180 breh!
Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire
  05/16/13
Congrats bro...the other guy must have gone elsewhere. Way ...
Comical therapy
  05/16/13
Haha, thanks.
ocher foreskin
  05/16/13
18000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mind-boggling twisted stage cuckold
  05/16/13
Congrats, man. Try to get a week or two off between firms.
Massive piazza
  05/16/13
in on BMC
big maniacal party of the first part
  05/16/13
Update: They fucked me. Sometime in the middle of all the...
ocher foreskin
  07/05/13
soon you will be fired from your jerb and then no firm will ...
red arrogant business firm cumskin
  07/05/13
what
big maniacal party of the first part
  07/05/13
bro, until you had the offer actually in hand you shouldn't ...
Painfully Honest Box Office
  07/05/13
cr. OP seems like a faggit.
red arrogant business firm cumskin
  07/05/13
I didn't say that
Painfully Honest Box Office
  07/05/13
:( I'm sorry pumo brother
Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire
  07/05/13
The worst part, MPCL, is that you know this pumo. Hope you'...
ocher foreskin
  07/05/13
Oh no :( This can only be a handful of poasters. Were you la...
Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire
  07/05/13
Naw, I'm still at my current firm. Just trying to lateral i...
ocher foreskin
  07/05/13
Wait, what's the moniker? Sorry brother, if you can poast an...
Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire
  07/05/13
Right now we live in different cities, and yes, she works. ...
ocher foreskin
  07/05/13
I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED THE MONIKER HOLY SHIT :( How fa...
Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire
  07/05/13
It's only like a 70 minute flight. Just sucks only being abl...
ocher foreskin
  07/05/13
Yeah man, it's not the length of the distance but the fact t...
Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire
  07/05/13
This is par for the course / do NOT trust these fuckers
Fiercely-loyal international law enforcement agency blood rage
  07/05/13
...
Electric boiling water
  07/29/13
...
self-centered office genital piercing
  07/03/20
Sorry bro. I have thought about lateral and, at this point, ...
slap-happy coffee pot
  07/07/13
Update - I got pissed off about the law firm fucking me s...
ocher foreskin
  07/29/13
180 bro, sounds like huge win
abnormal kitty incel
  07/29/13
They don't work weekends! One of the guys I interviewed w...
ocher foreskin
  07/29/13
can you afford to take it even if they won't up the offer? ...
abnormal kitty incel
  07/29/13
Yeah, I can. Advancement options are pretty good. Their ...
ocher foreskin
  07/29/13
In an odd way they did you a huge favor.
Electric boiling water
  07/29/13
Tomorrow your breakfast will taste better than any breakfast...
outnumbered federal resort corn cake
  07/29/13
Sounds great. What kind of creds did you need to get an int...
provocative stag film fat ankles
  07/29/13
I went to business school for undergrad and dominated there,...
ocher foreskin
  07/29/13
ALPHA. How did you apply? I am in a similar boat http://www....
dark stubborn ticket booth
  08/07/13
Where'd you look for consulting jobs? Something like indeed...
Diverse disrespectful hospital sneaky criminal
  08/07/13
This thread, despite being old as fuck, was an emotional rol...
Idris Elba's Life Matters
  07/09/20
Wonder where OP is now
'""''"""'''""
  07/09/20


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Third fucking interview with this god damn firm. This time I only met old ass fucking equity partners. The equity partner that heads the group I would be joining was all enthusiastic and shit. Talked about how impressive I was and what a great fit I would be.

I'm going to lose my shit when I get dinged. I'll be sure to come in here and rant when it happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103036)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 6:10 PM
Author: Milky scourge upon the earth french chef

yea it definitely looked like they were stringing you along. at least u were the top candidate though. looks like you'll probably be similarly well-qualified to win other positions that open up in the future. no need to stress out. you have a strong resume in that you've been at one firm the whole time now. you may want to spend less time working with the recruiter and more time networking with friends/classmates at other firms in the area. firms love to hire without going through a recruiter as it saves them a lot of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552839)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: Massive piazza

Good luck, brother. I have a second interview for a lateral position, having been dinged in my two previous attempts. I went 5-for-5 on callbacks for OCI, getting dinged for lateral positions is fucking with my confidence.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103067)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 9:22 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Thanks.

I've interviewed with 4 firms.

One outright dinged me (expected it, it was a completely different practice from what I'm doing now).

Two were like, "Yeah bro, we like you, but we've just started looking so we're going to see what else is out there, let us know if you get an offer before we're done and we might counteroffer."

Then the fourth one has made me do three fucking interviews. At this point I've met every attorney in the group, and several random equity partners outside of the group. It's going to be great when they ding me or pull the same shit the other firms did. "Weellll we're going to keep looking, but let us know if you need an answer anytime soon."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103234)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Massive piazza

Have any of these been group interviews? I've had two, and I hate them. I was dinged for one that was a reach outside my practice group, but the second ding was right in my wheelhouse. The recruiter told me they offered the position to someone else two days after my interview.

Three interviews with partners is a good sign, though. Any sense of their urgency?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103293)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Lavender stirring dilemma useless brakes

oci isn't real interviewing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103748)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: Charismatic cruise ship death wish

How r u finding these opportunities?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103306)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 9:36 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Headhunter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103347)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 9:37 PM
Author: Sable rambunctious black woman potus

This is relevant to my interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103351)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Sent a "thanks for meeting with me" email to the equity partner that runs the group I would be joining. His response is a little odd.

"[...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,]:

Thank you for spending time with me, you have an impressive resume and are a very good communicator."

Now I know how fat girls feel when people tell them they have nice personalities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103467)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Massive piazza

I've decided that thank you notes or emails are bullshit. At the very best, you get a cryptic response, not "oh, hey, was just about to call you to negotiate salary." This is another reason to use recruiters- they handle all the followup, and can even get actual feedback from your interviewers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103543)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

I use a recruiter. She makes me send thank yous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103552)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Massive piazza

I hate writing them and was happy when the recruiter I used advised against it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103589)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Yeah they seem pretty pointless, but my recruiter seems to know WTF is up, so I'll do what she tells me.

All the other responses were nothing weird like that. The wording of his response is just so odd. Spending time with him? I'm a very good communicator? What?...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103673)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: soggy stain volcanic crater

lol @ recruiters getting actual feedback. they're flame and will tell you a bunch of bullshit, and it's more likely that they're just in contact with the HR bitch and don't have any lifeline to anyone with power in the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103794)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: crimson background story

Did they ask for REFERENCES from current and/or past jobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103575)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103604)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: crimson background story

Phew. Is this a V100 job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103610)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Yeah. FYI though, I'm still with the firm I started with, so I don't think they suspect I'm a shitty associate or anything. I don't know if it would be different if I had left my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103658)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: crimson background story

FUCK. i hope it's not shady if i provide a senior associate reference instead of a partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103675)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 12:52 PM
Author: Electric boiling water

Not shady at all, unless you were also a senior. But junior to mid-levels often primarily work with senior associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743977)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: filthy adventurous senate

DO GRADES MATTER???!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103680)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

I don't know. I was top 1/3rd at a T6. Everyone I interviewed with commented positively on my grades, but I don't know how big of an issue it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23103736)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal international law enforcement agency blood rage

Yes. I was told that my median t10 ass grades got me dinged from an open slot at a v5 my a headhunter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150445)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

UPDATE:

I heard back from my recruiter Thursday last week. They want me to do a fourth interview...this time with just one partner.

I provided my availability and haven't heard back yet. Annoyed for several reasons.

1. Four interviews? Seriously? What the fuck.

2. It should not take 3+ days to figure out when a single person's schedule matches up with one other person's schedule.

I'm not sure if this inefficiency is the fault of the recruiter or the firm, but either way, it's frustrating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145116)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: provocative stag film fat ankles

This is a big firm that wants to do 4 rounds of interviews? wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145118)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: soggy stain volcanic crater

it's not really a 4th round. some random shitboomer partner probably "wants to meet him" just so he doesn't feel left out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145124)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: Electric boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743983)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Large vault firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145128)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: soggy stain volcanic crater

probably the recruiter and the recruiting sluts at the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145120)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:11 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Uhg, probably. I don't understand why some recruiters is such shit. You would think if you had like 30k on the line (or whatever it is they get) you would hustle your fucking ass off to get this shit scheduled.

I had to email her this morning to suggest HEY MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL THEM TO CHECK THE STATUS?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145140)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: soggy stain volcanic crater

tbf, the recruiting bitch at the firm is prob some incompetent 23y/o slut who is hired b/c she's hot, and pushing her won't do any good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145166)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: provocative stag film fat ankles

Yeah, also the recruiting people are often in the dark as to your status until the partners make up their mind. So, pushing her is futile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145176)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:20 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Right, but they already decided they want me to meet this partner bro. I don't know how it works at other firms, but here, if senior partner needs to interview someone the recruiter just sets it up with his secretary.

Maybe they have to go through the partner and he just hasn't responded to the email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145187)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: soggy stain volcanic crater

they're also shitty at scheduling. they're irrationally afraid of being persistent and getting flagged as being a pain in the ass. they'll email the partner once to check on his availability, and he'll ignore the email and she won't follow up b/c she's afraid of bugging him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145188)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is a large part of it. The HR person in charge of lateral recruiting in this office is like a month into the job. My first two interviews went fine scheduling wise, then when this bitch shows up shit starts taking forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145207)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: soggy stain volcanic crater

none of these people are ever more than a month into their jobs. the turnover is insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145213)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: provocative stag film fat ankles

Lol, what is that about? Doesn't seem like that hard a job. Be cute. Be perky. Be persistent but not too persistent. Be reasonably competent. That's it, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145231)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: soggy stain volcanic crater

they prob get promoted quickly if they're the least bit competent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145251)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:19 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

True.

No less irritating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145178)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Comical therapy

you are clearly a back up choice for them and they are stringing you along just in case. Hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145132)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Wrong. They could achieve the same results by just saying they're continuing to consider me and will be in touch. They wouldn't contact me a few days after my last interview to ask me to meet some other dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145145)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: Comical therapy

Yeah, but they dont want you to feel like you are a backup or have been put on the back burner. So they string you along. Clearly their ploy is working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145161)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

I'm better than you. Just give up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145169)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:19 PM
Author: Comical therapy

Let me know when you get that job big guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145180)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: soggy stain volcanic crater

unlikely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145170)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: provocative stag film fat ankles

Why are you freaking out about this? You sound like some guy freaking out about a girl's text message after a first date. These things take time. Often times, it's a matter of getting all the people who have a say together to figure shit out. And lawyers are busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145171)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

This isn't a matter of getting people together that have say. They already contacted me about meeting with this other fucker. I'm not bitching about them not making a decision, I'm bitching about it taking several days to match up a one person's schedule.

Also, annoyed they haven't made a decision after three interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23145200)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: ocher foreskin

Alright, it's been scheduled. I'll let you guys know what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150306)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: Motley factory reset button

Best of luck brother. Remember, do a firm handshake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150324)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: provocative stag film fat ankles

Keep squatting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150386)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal international law enforcement agency blood rage

GL pumo brehlet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150451)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire

gl dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150465)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling twisted stage cuckold

Godspeed clitdick manlet pumo good breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23150476)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: ocher foreskin
Subject: FOURTH INTERVIEW UPDATE

Interview went well. He's impressed, thinks I'll be a great fit, etc etc blah blah blah. He said everyone I've met has really liked me and this interview was really more of a courtesy to him and that I won't have to do any more interviews.

He concluded by saying that he would not be a hurdle to me getting the position and that he would try to speak with [partner in charge of the position being filled] immediately.

I look forward to two weeks of silence and then a ding letter telling me how many well qualified candidates they saw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23172513)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: startled macaca

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23172520)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: adulterous cerise rigor

Sounds promising dood.

But, heh, the schtick where a major interviewer says "im gunning for you" or "id personally hire you right now but there are other chefs in the kitchen" ----followed by a ding is almost sop these days it seems. or at least 75% of my in-houses were like that. such a bunch of pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23175955)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2013 3:26 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Day 2 and no word yet. Dark clouds forming on the horizon. I am cold. I can feel hunger clawing at me...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23197506)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Day 3 - Nothing. Around noon I heard voices on the wind. I thought I saw a caravan coming my way...perhaps with food and water?...salvation?...but no...nothing.

Hope is a cognitive fallacy. I must embrace despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23204317)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2013 4:00 PM
Author: Comical therapy

They are talking about the details and finishing everything up with the dood they are going to hire. They'll ding you formally once thats done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23204342)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2013 4:10 PM
Author: Vibrant misanthropic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23204413)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: exciting whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23563034)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2013 4:10 PM
Author: Vibrant misanthropic school

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23204411)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 3:54 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Day 4 - Parched. Mouth so dry I struggle just to swallow. The heat is crushing me. I can't even stand. So this is how it ends?...

But...in the distance...a lone rider approaching fast.

I wave my arms, pleading for him to stop...please...please save me. He's going too fast...he's going to pass by me...I know he's going to leave me to die.

But then his pace slows, now not more than a trot. He stops a few feet in front of me. He stops?...HE STOPPED!

I force my gaze up. I try to catch a glimpse of his face, but the sun is blinding.

I gasp "water?!!"

I think I can almost make out a smile on the stranger's face. He throws a canteen down to me and gruffly says, "You are the candidate to whom we intend to make an offer once we get the official sign off."

He then gallops off into the sunset.

Hope...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211128)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling twisted stage cuckold

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211142)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

TY TY! SUPER HAPPY!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211149)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Henna mother

did u get the job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211152)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

I got them telling me they're going to give me an official offer once they finish getting it "signed off" on, whatever that means. They wanted to let me know now just so I wouldn't be waiting wondering WTF was going on.

So...looks like I probably have the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211189)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire

180 breh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211219)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Comical therapy

Congrats bro...the other guy must have gone elsewhere. Way to stick it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211239)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Haha, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211271)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 4:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling twisted stage cuckold

18000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211158)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Massive piazza

Congrats, man. Try to get a week or two off between firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211251)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: big maniacal party of the first part

in on BMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23211269)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 3:30 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Update:

They fucked me. Sometime in the middle of all the interviewing (I think between 3rd and 4th interview) the executive committee decided to put a hiring freeze in place. The partners in the group that were interviewing me thought they would be exempt because they had already received approval to hire.

They were wrong.

They then submitted a bunch of shit to have the hire approved despite the freeze.

It was denied.

The whole time they kept telling me an offer was coming...until it wasn't. Lost about a month and a half of time where I should have been applying for other jobs.

They fucked me so bad. They didn't even call me and apologize or anything...it was just like, "lol whoops, we can't give you an offer right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551799)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: red arrogant business firm cumskin

soon you will be fired from your jerb and then no firm will talk to you at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551801)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: big maniacal party of the first part

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551807)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Box Office

bro, until you had the offer actually in hand you shouldn't have stopped looking. lesson learned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551840)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: red arrogant business firm cumskin

cr. OP seems like a faggit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551844)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Box Office

I didn't say that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551953)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire

:( I'm sorry pumo brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551854)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 3:49 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

The worst part, MPCL, is that you know this pumo. Hope you're ready for some liveblogging in two weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551871)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire

Oh no :( This can only be a handful of poasters. Were you laid off from the first firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551898)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Naw, I'm still at my current firm. Just trying to lateral into another market to join up with my fiance.

I'm really not in a bad place professionally. My current firm is great, we just don't have an office in the city where my fiance is. Although there is talk of opening one, I don't know what the timeline on that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551921)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 4:01 PM
Author: Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire

Wait, what's the moniker? Sorry brother, if you can poast and edit.

Is your fiance not in your city right now? Does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23551943)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 4:33 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Right now we live in different cities, and yes, she works. She just started her medical residency though, so she's stuck there for several years. So either I move, or we live apart for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552098)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire

I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED THE MONIKER HOLY SHIT :(

How far apart man? Aren't you the dude who likes to bash people who didn't go to T14s with yr BigLaw bros?

:((((((( Keep applying dude :((((((((( Will you still be around for SUITS threading????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552190)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

It's only like a 70 minute flight. Just sucks only being able to see each other on weekends.

And...sort of? But there's probably a lot of bros like that on here. It's not like an every day thing, but we certainly will crack jokes every so often.

And yeah, I'll be here for Suits.

I'm thinking about asking my firm if they'll let me remote work every other week. I haven't actually been in my office in 2.5 weeks now (I've been working out of an office in another city because of some client emergency). I think the fact that I've still managed to get all my shit done would allow me to make a good case for working remotely every other week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552268)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 5:01 PM
Author: Unholy indigo community account multi-billionaire

Yeah man, it's not the length of the distance but the fact that it's there. I think it was either you or one other poaster who was talking about enjoying bashing people from TTTs and being in a firm that is apparently exclusively T14.

Bro, just do that. Especially if you're looking to pack it in anyway. Are there other options in her city or is it all kaput?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552321)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal international law enforcement agency blood rage

This is par for the course / do NOT trust these fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23552186)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Electric boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743996)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2020 8:13 AM
Author: self-centered office genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#40540023)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: slap-happy coffee pot

Sorry bro. I have thought about lateral and, at this point, all I want is to GTFO. Was this an up or Down prestige position?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23562425)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Update -

I got pissed off about the law firm fucking me so I applied to a bunch of non-legal positions (without a recruiter). One of them was a consulting firm and they had me do an interview. Nailed the interview and they gave me an offer on Friday. The salary is good, but it's still like 40k less than biglol associate. Today I countered them asking for 20k more.

The EVP said he would talk to the other senior peeps and get back to me tomorrow.

If they go up, goodbye law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743915)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: abnormal kitty incel

180 bro, sounds like huge win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23743986)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

They don't work weekends!

One of the guys I interviewed with was this super jaded/cynical midlevel that told me everything he disliked about the place (stuff that would make firm associates LOL). Then I ask him, "well how are your hours? Work weekends much?"

::perplexed look:: "...no?...I've never worked a weekend in the entire time I've been here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744005)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: abnormal kitty incel

can you afford to take it even if they won't up the offer? what are the advancement/exit ops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744010)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

Yeah, I can.

Advancement options are pretty good. Their senior people are compensated similar to biglaw senior people and the top people make biglaw partner pay. One thing that appeals to me about it is they're willing to jump people ahead if they're high performers.

I also feel pretty positive about exit options. Healthcare consulting seems like a pretty solid field, and if I want to go back into law, I could always shoot for an in-house gig at a hospital or university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744104)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Electric boiling water

In an odd way they did you a huge favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744000)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: outnumbered federal resort corn cake

Tomorrow your breakfast will taste better than any breakfast you've ever had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744001)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 1:09 PM
Author: provocative stag film fat ankles

Sounds great. What kind of creds did you need to get an interview like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744088)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: ocher foreskin

I went to business school for undergrad and dominated there, which they liked.

I worked for a year in healthcare before becoming a lawyer.

I went to a T6.

My law firm work doesn't really relate and it's not a fancy firm. I think at best it just made them feel comfortable because, hey, someone else already paid me a ton of money to do shit and hasn't fired me.

I think they were mainly interested because of my academic credentials and my prior exposure to the field. Then I just destroyed the interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23744117)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: dark stubborn ticket booth

ALPHA. How did you apply? I am in a similar boat http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2324958&mc=124&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23794239)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: Diverse disrespectful hospital sneaky criminal

Where'd you look for consulting jobs? Something like indeed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#23794333)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: Idris Elba's Life Matters

This thread, despite being old as fuck, was an emotional rollercoaster.

A++++ would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#40576578)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: '""''"""'''""

Wonder where OP is now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2243353&forum_id=2#40576704)