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wait, so biglaw's $$$ DOESN'T impress chicks?
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:09 PM Author: swashbuckling medicated laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23147843) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:09 PM Author: Lascivious gas station mood Statistically it does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23147849) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:08 AM Author: Emerald Filthy Private Investor depends on your definition of "impress" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150053) |
Date: May 6th, 2013 10:10 PM Author: underhanded corner mad-dog skullcap i think it does.
it's just biglaw happens mostly in nyc where 160k means 60k elsewhere. |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:12 PM Author: swashbuckling medicated laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23147868) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:12 AM Author: Transparent Supple Legal Warrant Business Firm to be fair, if your primary motivation to make a lot of money is so that you can bang hot chicks, just cut to the chase and get an escort.
i swear, a lot of you guys just don't think logically. over here doing everything you possibly can to get inside the pants of a hot chick, but you could have saved yourself the trouble and just gotten an escort (who's probably hotter than whatever you could get with your biglaw salary). |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:22 AM Author: Bipolar Native titcr. if you are smart about it and go through a good agency you can get smokin hot chicks and it is very safe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149908) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:29 AM Author: exhilarant cream tanning salon yeah but that's boring
You can buy a deer, chain it to a post and then shoot it point blank in the head if you want but where's the fun in that |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:32 AM Author: Bipolar Native (legit homosexual who likes the mental aspect of sex and finds pounding a 19 year old hottie to be "boring")
Also, I promise the "thrill of the chase" is defintiely there, albeit in a different way, when go after a working girl. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:33 AM Author: carnelian parlour messiness the problem with this is that no decent prostitute will let you creampie her. i don't want to pay a few hundred dollars to shoot a load into a condom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149939) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:35 AM Author: Bipolar Native If you are cool with some of the independent ones they will let you come on them or in their mouth.
But yeah, this is a problem.
Seeking arrangement girls will often let you cream pie on the first date. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:37 AM Author: carnelian parlour messiness how much does a decent SA girl cost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149948) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:40 AM Author: Bipolar Native It depends. Some of the really really hot like actual model chicks are basically hookers but really expensive. Like ~1000. These are pretty common in cities you'd expect there to be legit models in.
College girls are kind of selective about the guy, so you need to play it cool with them but if you are under 40 and decent-ish looking it shouldn't be a problem. Ive gotten away with giving them a hundred bucks or so every time we hangout for the night. Its kind of odd, but I guess they get a fun nigth at a nice bar with a halfway normal and interesting older dood and get a hundred bucks to take home. Most of these girls are just doing it for fun, so you can really low ball them. And it really almost is a "real date"
I had one college girl, who I texted back and forth with for like a week, come over to my place. I had just told her I'd "make it worth her time." We fucked, I creampied, and gave 120. She left and we actual hungout a few more times without exchaning money. I think she just had a dirty whore fetish. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 1:08 PM Author: White demanding stock car forum would you trust a seeking arrangement girl to be on birth control or abort? i'd be afraid they'd try to babbypwn me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150830) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:52 AM Author: Excitant Ungodly Principal's Office Kitty So now we know how xo nerds can translate $$ into pussy:
biglaw salary --> can afford regular use of seeking arrangement girl --> creampie in hot girl on regular basis
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:54 AM Author: Bipolar Native Yup. Be uner 35 and you will have a flood of hot chicks paying a lot of attention to you for not that much cash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150015) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: brilliant aromatic masturbator resort Bbooooooooooooooommmmmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23147864) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:14 PM Author: buff beta house selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23147888) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:13 PM Author: stirring greedy place of business yes but that is more than offset by the self-loathing, depression, and baldness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23147884) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:14 PM Author: underhanded corner mad-dog skullcap and debt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23147892) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:15 PM Author: buff beta house selfie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VFgDYkTXUQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23147901) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:20 PM Author: cerebral center french chef It might impress some kike with a huge nose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23147953) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:32 PM Author: canary blood rage yarmulke nothing impresses millenial women more than a solid upper middle class income with negative groth potential (certainty?!). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23148070) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: swashbuckling medicated laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23148141) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:16 AM Author: Bipolar Native Here is the problem with that...if they are just a gold digger, there is some older dude with a less prestige job making more and with a lot higher net worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149886) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: high-end travel guidebook No because you have to worry about getting fired and paying down debt so you can't waste fully spend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23148160) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Passionate sex offender crackhouse not in NYC and CA, and probably not so much in DC
outside of those places (i.e., most biglaw markets), it probably does impress ppl |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:04 AM Author: onyx nighttime headpube half-breed yes it does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149856) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:15 AM Author: Bipolar Native A) In Bigger cities it doesn't mean as much. Not only because everyone makes more there, but also because there tend to be a lot of people living off of their parents there. The girl working a 9-5 PR job who gets 5k a month tax free from her parents on top of her 55k salary isn't all that impressed by a big law salary after taxes.
B) It probably does the most with chicks looking to settle down. But for just getting ass, girls are looking more for "fun guys." Long hours and a stressful job usually don't equal a really "fun guy."
C) Finally...and this is the big one...if they are really after money, they can probably find a 30-40 year old (with a less "prestigious" job) who has less stress and more fun who makes more and has a hell of a lot more in savings.
Remember, a 24 year old chick who can date 24-40 year old dudes can find a lot of older dudes who make more than a young big lawyers. The thing she may like about younger dudes is that they are fun. Hence the problem with big lawyers. See above. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:12 AM Author: Maize Galvanic Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150068) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:18 AM Author: Transparent Supple Legal Warrant Business Firm lol @ you guys trying to get women by flashing some money in front of them. instead of doing that, improve your looks and personality and your job/income won't even matter because chicks will want to fuck you just because youre hot and fun to be around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149894) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:20 AM Author: Bipolar Native Of course this is correct, but especially for younger dudes.
I have seen girls date guys for money. But those girls still want fun dudes and the older (usually kind of douche bag...but whatever) guys make more moeny even in shitty jobs, are more fun and worth more. The only thing 20-something guys bring to the table from a girls POV is fun. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:26 AM Author: onyx nighttime headpube half-breed right, but being hot + fun to be around + biglaw money is pretty 180 for fucking bitches, if you have the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149917) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:32 AM Author: charismatic adulterous police squad Do you guys actually think most chicks know what biglaw lawyers make? I'm not convinced. I know that chicks in and around the profession do, but most girls with a 55k job at a marketing agency probably just assumes biglaw is 80k, no? Or am I assuming they're dumber than they really are?
Assuming they don't know, what's the credited way of showing them how much we make? Should I start carrying pay stubs and casually leaving them in places she'll notice, i.e., next to the toilet, under her pillow, etc. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:34 AM Author: Bipolar Native didn't even think about this, but you are probably right.
even more than assuming they probably have a friend or relative who is shit lawyer or midlawyer or whatever and maybe they get that you work for a really good firm but they don't get the difference in pay. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:35 AM Author: onyx nighttime headpube half-breed hopefully you will dress nice and have a decent apt, and you won't stress about taking her to a nice restaurant sparingly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149942) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:36 AM Author: Bipolar Native i kind of agree with most of what you have said in this thread, but LOL at most big law guys dressing in a way girls like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149947) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:37 AM Author: onyx nighttime headpube half-breed yea well most biglaw guys are short and ugly. lol at them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149951) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:42 AM Author: Diverse translucent hairy legs persian Bros, I'm pleading with you. Your whole life you thought, "if I just grind through high school ill go to a top ug and chicks will eat it up," but they didn't. Then at college you thought, "if I just get biglaw chicks will eat it up." But nothing changed after oci. Now in Biglaw you think, "I make a ton, surely chicks my age will want me now!" But they still don't. They never will. Get in the gym, get some cool clothes, get some swagger and learn to at least fake like you're a fun, alpha chillbro. The time for self delusion has passed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149961) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:44 AM Author: onyx nighttime headpube half-breed this flame repeats itself every year, but i will briefly entertain your flame.
biglaw money alone is not sufficient wealth to attract all but the most cynical or poor females. you do not have life changing wealth for almost any normal girl.
the type of women you are looking for would prefer a dude making 80k who is otherwise attractive than some boring nerd making twice that amount. of course, a fun and decent looking guy that also has big law money can do very, very well, because he is the "total package" women are looking for (but rarely finding) these days. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:39 AM Author: brilliant aromatic masturbator resort The things you can buy on $160k compared to $80k are different in scope but not kind. You can both go to fancy restaurants/bars/lounges, go to clubs sometimes, go on vacations. The only difference is how often. You can get a nicer apartment and car with $160k, but this only helps if you get a chick in your car/apartment in the first place. The only people I know who really get girls from $$$ have super nice places they can throw parties in, or boats they throw parties on, or doing bottle service for 20 people. None of that is within Biglaw reach. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:44 AM Author: Bipolar Native Ive said before that money only makes a difference at the extremes: If you can't afford dinner out anywhere at all, you are fucked. And if you can afford to fly her to Paris for the weekend on a whim, every other weekend, you are helped. But not really a difference short of those extremes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149974) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:48 AM Author: gold scourge upon the earth hospital MFE. Also, in reality, if you are in BigLaw, there is a likelihood that you will be bitching about work, cancelling the dinner/trip, or in poor health (e.g., fat, breaking out from stress, etc.).
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:42 AM Author: Thriller Public Bath Don't you guys have female friends. I love going out to the bar with female friends and watching them mess with guys who have money. You're nothing but a drink voucher to them. They'll be going home with someone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149965) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:46 AM Author: onyx nighttime headpube half-breed any faggot who just buys a drink for a women without first laying 20-30 minutes of solid ground work is a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149982) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:43 AM Author: Provocative Slate Base Hominid Maybe in ARE COUNTRY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149968) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:49 AM Author: Big orchid office clown Hard to mask the cold reality that you are basically poor, given your debt and likely lifespan in biglaw. And your soul is already empty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23149995) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 9:55 AM Author: Big orchid office clown If you take your biglaw $$$ and move to China or to Colombia or to Mexico or to Russia, you can impress chicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150017) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:14 AM Author: Emerald Filthy Private Investor there you go.
160k + $150k+ of debt =/= impress chicks that knows whats up.
You can always play the "I am a good boy" act. That you listened to your parents when you were young, didn't fuck around in school, and did well academically to become a top level attorney. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:17 AM Author: saffron internet-worthy stead toaster Or Chicago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150092) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:18 AM Author: Emerald Filthy Private Investor only out in the suburbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150097) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:12 AM Author: gold scourge upon the earth hospital I briefly talked about this in another thread. Chicago chicks seem to want that fratty type of guy, which I assume most lawyers in Chicago do not satisfy. In the times I have been there, there are maybe 1-2 lawyers out of 20 that fit the bill. Also, it seems as if you are fucked if you didn't do a Big10 or a Midwest school (e.g., Notre Dame or DePaul).
Now this is pure conjecture, but it seems like a Chicago chick would go for a $90K, fratty dude, that went to Mich over some $160K, BigLaw dude, that went to a T-14 (excluding Midwest T14s). |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:21 AM Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set Boiling Water looks is all that matters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150105) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:23 AM Author: Diverse translucent hairy legs persian Eh, a boss who is the leader of his pack, or who has talent like sports or music or arts, can overcome deficient looks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150119) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:25 AM Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set Boiling Water right so lebron james and dave grohl can pull chicks thanks I didnt consider that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150126) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:27 AM Author: Diverse translucent hairy legs persian First of all, relax man, were in this together. Second, no, the talent need not be that great. It is enough to be the best pickup sportsman in your group or talented enough to legitimately entertain a party full of people with your musical stylings. You have never seen this in action? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150133) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:30 AM Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set Boiling Water no ugly dude is getting laid because he kills it at the weekly kickball game in prospect park
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:33 AM Author: Diverse translucent hairy legs persian Well yeah but that's because kickball is some gay as shit. A dude dominating at bball fball or baseb is going to definitely get some play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150155) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:34 AM Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set Boiling Water there are no girls present at those pickup games. are you going to invite a bunch of random chicks to your thursday night game at the Y so they can mire your low post game? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150160) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:38 AM Author: Diverse translucent hairy legs persian (Bro who never plays pickup at daytime parties/bbqs/just hanging out with chicks there)
If you don't believe me, fine. Your loss. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:39 AM Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set Boiling Water lol what bizarre world do you live in bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150184) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:41 AM Author: Transparent Supple Legal Warrant Business Firm lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150195) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:44 AM Author: Diverse translucent hairy legs persian The kind where I play pickup sports in the presence of girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150212) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:34 AM Author: Emerald Filthy Private Investor notice how you said "overcome" looks.
That implies its primary importance in life. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:41 AM Author: Diverse translucent hairy legs persian Well of course they're primarily important because that's the first thing anybody perceives about you. But ime women don't weight them so heavily as to make them dispositive no matter what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150194) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:33 AM Author: Emerald Filthy Private Investor yeah.. titcr.
You don't have to be really really good looking. You have to be just good looking enough that chicks will find you cute/handsome/hot.
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:34 AM Author: Indecent whorehouse chad tbf, even in MFH, i've had random girls comment on how much money lawyers make.
things like, you make more than both of us [girls] combined
or like, you made more your first year than i do today
way back as a first year some girls were like, set us up with your friends, and i downplayed it saying, there are bigger fish in this pond than a first year associate. but their response was like, well first years become second years and then become partners. we don't care. |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:39 AM Author: charismatic adulterous police squad they don't realize no one in biglaw makes partner? that's inspiring.
Also, what were these chicks doing that they knew your salary? Still confused about this. Were they lawyers, worked with lawyers, or did you straight up tell them...? |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:44 AM Author: Indecent whorehouse chad i don't think they knew exactly. they were probably even attempting to pry. they were like personal assistants and marketing editors. there are so many 20-something chicks in MFH and Bklyn that do shit like that and make $50-80k that I suppose it was right for them to assume that.
i guess these chicks knew the concept of partner but didn't really get the long shot aspect.
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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:06 PM Author: magical wine state I think the difference for them between a partner and a inhouse lawyer is limited. I don't think they realize how much money partners make. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23151104) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:47 AM Author: federal turdskin "set us up with your friends"
LOL |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 10:35 AM Author: Titillating Honey-headed Set Boiling Water for dudes making $160 + $55k COLA in London/Paris/Sao Paulo it definitely helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249209&forum_id=2#23150163) |