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Whoever has section XYZ of U.S. Code pulled from our library...
underhanded karate set
  05/07/13
Just send a lmgtfy link prefaced with an explanation of what...
Marvelous sneaky criminal
  05/07/13
actually, it's ballsy, but might be cr as fuck to get into h...
disturbing tantric site
  05/07/13
as long as you don't have the hardcopy, i don't see why this...
puce supple boistinker
  05/07/13
This
Tan chapel pisswyrm
  05/07/13
along with "you're done here."
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  05/07/13
him = pwned, several people will secretly love you forever ...
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flatulent stead
  05/07/13
Yeah. I'm a midlevel in a different group and my partners li...
underhanded karate set
  05/07/13
Sack up and do it man. Earn some respect. You will never get...
Buff Property
  05/07/13
he keeps his hush money checks to his second baby mama in th...
concupiscible school coffee pot
  05/07/13
LOL. Possible. This dude actually did get caught cheating ...
underhanded karate set
  05/07/13
I did something similar at a midlaw firm as a first year to ...
pea-brained carnelian whorehouse
  05/07/13
respond all: yfwgi or saytpusc
Cerise bipolar sex offender crackhouse
  05/07/13
Send a link to this thread and ask him which option he prefe...
Marvelous sneaky criminal
  05/07/13
Or maybe tell him that there's a copy in his office. After ...
khaki forum macaca
  05/07/13
I wonder if he would hit me. If he did hit me, I would prob...
underhanded karate set
  05/07/13
only one way to find out
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  05/07/13
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  05/07/13
180
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  05/07/13
180
Floppy Iridescent Chad Native
  05/07/13
rofl hahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha
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  05/07/13
reply with this: "Hey, I'm not your fucking husband. Do...
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  05/07/13
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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: underhanded karate set

Whoever has section XYZ of U.S. Code pulled from our library bring it to him immediately because he needs it URGENTLY!!!!

He sent it to the attorney-office listserv. Senior equity partner. Old as fuck boomer. What happens if I reply all with, "I hear that may be available on the internet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151382)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Marvelous sneaky criminal

Just send a lmgtfy link prefaced with an explanation of what a hyperlink is and how to use one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151387)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: disturbing tantric site

actually, it's ballsy, but might be cr as fuck to get into his good graces to just send him the entire text of that section from westlaw copied into an email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151393)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: puce supple boistinker

as long as you don't have the hardcopy, i don't see why this isn't tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151415)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: Tan chapel pisswyrm

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152185)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: khaki forum macaca

along with "you're done here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151395)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: Cerise bipolar sex offender crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151417)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: transparent parlour shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151433)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: contagious ocher dragon university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151446)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:27 PM
Author: exciting weed whacker sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152208)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: light hairraiser trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152274)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:08 PM
Author: Floppy Iridescent Chad Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153162)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: disturbing tantric site

him = pwned, several people will secretly love you forever

but you = megapwned when he gapes you mercilessly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151389)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: flatulent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151400)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: underhanded karate set

Yeah. I'm a midlevel in a different group and my partners like me, but this dude has a temper. Easily one of the three easiest to anger partners in this office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151403)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Buff Property

Sack up and do it man. Earn some respect. You will never get ahead in life by being the meek little pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151661)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: concupiscible school coffee pot

he keeps his hush money checks to his second baby mama in that volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151406)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: underhanded karate set

LOL. Possible. This dude actually did get caught cheating on his wife several years ago before I started here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151418)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: pea-brained carnelian whorehouse

I did something similar at a midlaw firm as a first year to a junior partner. A female senior partner had a talk with me and told me that "people cant tell that your tone is joking over email." It was lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151413)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: Cerise bipolar sex offender crackhouse

respond all: yfwgi

or saytpusc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151423)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:59 PM
Author: Marvelous sneaky criminal

Send a link to this thread and ask him which option he prefers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151441)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: khaki forum macaca

Or maybe tell him that there's a copy in his office. After he tears his place apart looking for it, he'll be like, "WTF, no there isn't." Then you go there and pull it up on his computer and be like, "It's right here, little breh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151450)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: underhanded karate set

I wonder if he would hit me. If he did hit me, I would probably be guaranteed at least another year of employment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151464)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: khaki forum macaca

only one way to find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151488)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:37 PM
Author: twisted pungent fortuitous meteor queen of the night

cr, but only if you tussle his hair and wait for him to grin sheepishly at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152292)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 7:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring pit jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152874)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: Floppy Iridescent Chad Native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153167)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: transparent parlour shitlib

rofl hahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153173)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: curious jet-lagged tank police squad

reply with this: "Hey, I'm not your fucking husband. Don't ever raise your voice at me again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151528)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: Cerise bipolar sex offender crackhouse

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151636)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Vermilion Exhilarant Menage Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152236)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: Sinister gas station codepig

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152266)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 7:27 PM
Author: contagious ocher dragon university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152932)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: transparent parlour shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153171)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:10 PM
Author: Translucent alpha clown

Send him the library check out sheet showing it is checked out to him -- since 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153182)