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Whoever has section XYZ of U.S. Code pulled from our library...
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  05/07/13
Just send a lmgtfy link prefaced with an explanation of what...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,,:::,...,:,.,..:.:.,:.::,.  05/07/13
actually, it's ballsy, but might be cr as fuck to get into h...
hank_scorpio  05/07/13
as long as you don't have the hardcopy, i don't see why this...
.,.,.,........::.........\"\'..........  05/07/13
This
A PUMO WOCs into a bar  05/07/13
along with "you're done here."
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm  05/07/13
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A game of "  05/07/13
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dat too pumpkin spicy  05/07/13
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Taco Corp.  05/07/13
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Ebola  05/07/13
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SR  05/07/13
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CLS guide assuring 0Ls the Bronx is Ebola-free  05/07/13
him = pwned, several people will secretly love you forever ...
hank_scorpio  05/07/13
...
Idris Esquire  05/07/13
Yeah. I'm a midlevel in a different group and my partners li...
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  05/07/13
Sack up and do it man. Earn some respect. You will never get...
,.,.,.,;;:,.,.,:,.,::.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.  05/07/13
he keeps his hush money checks to his second baby mama in th...
.,;'.,;'.,.;'.,.;'.,,.;,;.;,.''';[;.,,'  05/07/13
LOL. Possible. This dude actually did get caught cheating ...
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  05/07/13
I did something similar at a midlaw firm as a first year to ...
Racist Party Bro  05/07/13
respond all: yfwgi or saytpusc
A game of "  05/07/13
Send a link to this thread and ask him which option he prefe...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,,:::,...,:,.,..:.:.,:.::,.  05/07/13
Or maybe tell him that there's a copy in his office. After ...
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm  05/07/13
I wonder if he would hit me. If he did hit me, I would prob...
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  05/07/13
only one way to find out
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm  05/07/13
cr, but only if you tussle his hair and wait for him to grin...
guy whose views come from a position of privilege  05/07/13
180
Assistant Assoc. Vice Dean of Equity + Tolerance  05/07/13
180
CLS guide assuring 0Ls the Bronx is Ebola-free  05/07/13
rofl hahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha
dat too pumpkin spicy  05/07/13
reply with this: "Hey, I'm not your fucking husband. Do...
Arredondo Special  05/07/13
nice
A game of "  05/07/13
...
Chris Hansen reading aloud AutoAdmit threads  05/07/13
nice
...,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:,:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.  05/07/13
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Taco Corp.  05/07/13
...
dat too pumpkin spicy  05/07/13
Send him the library check out sheet showing it is checked o...
Drunkard  05/07/13


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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

Whoever has section XYZ of U.S. Code pulled from our library bring it to him immediately because he needs it URGENTLY!!!!

He sent it to the attorney-office listserv. Senior equity partner. Old as fuck boomer. What happens if I reply all with, "I hear that may be available on the internet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151382)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,,:::,...,:,.,..:.:.,:.::,.

Just send a lmgtfy link prefaced with an explanation of what a hyperlink is and how to use one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151387)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

actually, it's ballsy, but might be cr as fuck to get into his good graces to just send him the entire text of that section from westlaw copied into an email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151393)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: .,.,.,........::.........\"\'..........

as long as you don't have the hardcopy, i don't see why this isn't tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151415)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: A PUMO WOCs into a bar

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152185)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (SPQR)

along with "you're done here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151395)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: A game of "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151417)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: dat too pumpkin spicy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151433)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Taco Corp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151446)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:27 PM
Author: Ebola



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152208)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: SR



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152274)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:08 PM
Author: CLS guide assuring 0Ls the Bronx is Ebola-free



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153162)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

him = pwned, several people will secretly love you forever

but you = megapwned when he gapes you mercilessly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151389)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Idris Esquire (Boomer asking, "Have you tried USAJOBs?")



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151400)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

Yeah. I'm a midlevel in a different group and my partners like me, but this dude has a temper. Easily one of the three easiest to anger partners in this office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151403)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,;;:,.,.,:,.,::.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

Sack up and do it man. Earn some respect. You will never get ahead in life by being the meek little pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151661)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: .,;'.,;'.,.;'.,.;'.,,.;,;.;,.''';[;.,,'

he keeps his hush money checks to his second baby mama in that volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151406)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

LOL. Possible. This dude actually did get caught cheating on his wife several years ago before I started here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151418)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Racist Party Bro

I did something similar at a midlaw firm as a first year to a junior partner. A female senior partner had a talk with me and told me that "people cant tell that your tone is joking over email." It was lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151413)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: A game of "

respond all: yfwgi

or saytpusc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151423)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:59 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,,:::,...,:,.,..:.:.,:.::,.

Send a link to this thread and ask him which option he prefers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151441)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (SPQR)

Or maybe tell him that there's a copy in his office. After he tears his place apart looking for it, he'll be like, "WTF, no there isn't." Then you go there and pull it up on his computer and be like, "It's right here, little breh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151450)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

I wonder if he would hit me. If he did hit me, I would probably be guaranteed at least another year of employment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151464)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (SPQR)

only one way to find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151488)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:37 PM
Author: guy whose views come from a position of privilege

cr, but only if you tussle his hair and wait for him to grin sheepishly at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152292)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 7:19 PM
Author: Assistant Assoc. Vice Dean of Equity + Tolerance

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152874)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: CLS guide assuring 0Ls the Bronx is Ebola-free

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153167)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: dat too pumpkin spicy

rofl hahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153173)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: Arredondo Special (Scandinavian Hunter / f/k/a Circuit City Special)

reply with this: "Hey, I'm not your fucking husband. Don't ever raise your voice at me again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151528)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: A game of "

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151636)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Chris Hansen reading aloud AutoAdmit threads



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152236)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: ...,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:,:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152266)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 7:27 PM
Author: Taco Corp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152932)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: dat too pumpkin spicy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153171)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:10 PM
Author: Drunkard (Terrorist Hunting Permit)

Send him the library check out sheet showing it is checked out to him -- since 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153182)