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Date: May 22nd, 2013 2:48 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor Jews have high intelligence going for them, and they seem to really look after their own. I'm kind of jealous of their power and money and their sense of community. They seem nice enough, so isn't the credited move to try to join them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23248982) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 6:29 PM Author: Brass whorehouse if you are a pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23257153) |
Date: May 22nd, 2013 2:49 PM Author: ultramarine telephone easier said than done. unlike ttt christianity, we don't go around the world welcoming third world savages into our prestigious club.
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 2:50 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor Jews would be lucky to have me. How do I get in the club? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23248993) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 2:51 PM Author: ultramarine telephone repeat after me:
lā ʾilāha ʾillā l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh
lā ʾilāha ʾillā l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh
lā ʾilāha ʾillā l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 2:54 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor I'm serious, though. This is actually something I've thought of. I wouldn't want to join some TTT christians for community. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249010) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 2:49 PM Author: Puce Floppy Locale Feces Why, just so you can make Jewish jokes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23248989) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 2:51 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor No, so my kids and I can make powerful Jewish connections, and so they can fuck intelligent Jewish chicks later on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23248996) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 2:58 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal contagious generalized bond stock car first step is lern2seinfeld (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249038) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 3:00 PM Author: Puce Floppy Locale Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249043) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 3:01 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor I can do that. What's next? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249049) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 3:17 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal contagious generalized bond stock car get dick snipped
in all seriousness, though, most jews won't take a reform conversion seriously, and most sane people can't handle an orthojew conversion (which becomes invalid if you don't keep up orthojew practices, and yes, they check) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 3:23 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor What do other Jews think of reform Jews, anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249194) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 3:35 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal contagious generalized bond stock car if you're ethnically jewish: nbd, reform is the mainstream in the USA
if you're not ethnically jewish: you're a joke, a perpetual outsider, a fraud |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 3:50 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor It's not that easy to tell if you're ethnically Jewish, is it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249387) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 3:51 PM Author: stimulating cordovan spot persian Religious Jews think anything below Conservo is basically Christianity. And Religious Jews are usually weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249391) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 3:53 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor Aren't most Jews in this country basically atheists though? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249400) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 3:57 PM Author: stimulating cordovan spot persian I think most Jews who aren't religious are agnostics who just like the traditions, humor and holidays. I went to a very Jewy UG, most people there were apathetic to the religious aspects of it. A small minority of the J's were religious weirdos who joined the AIPAC club and went to chabad every friday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249418) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 4:09 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor The nonreligious ones are still part of the Jew club, though. This seems really useful for getting into powerful positions in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249499) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 4:11 PM Author: stimulating cordovan spot persian The jew ties can be very useful. My Jewish profs and bosses always liked schmoozing with me and seemed to enjoy my Northeastern Jooish banter. However my Jewness is masked by my anglicized name and I always must take extra steps to peacock my Ashkenaziness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249519) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 4:13 PM Author: Nofapping Free-loading Gunner "extra steps" = wrench to the shnozz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249527) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 4:15 PM Author: stimulating cordovan spot persian I have a normal nose believe it or not. I am usually mistaken for a guinea/greek since we are the mutts of the European continent. I will have to play Jewish geography or use my jew humor to really give the fellow J that we are members of the same tribe and that he can trust me in his schemes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249537) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 3:03 PM Author: zombie-like bistre senate reading party the first question everyone should be asking is, are you circumcised? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249061) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 4:14 PM Author: mildly autistic casino toaster Jews are probably the most racist and ethnocentric people on the planet. Good luck, you'll just be mocked or used. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249532) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 4:41 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor This is what I don't like about them, yet for that reason it seems like a good idea to be on their side. I'm not entirely sure they'd be able to tell I'm not ethnically Jewish--I think I could pass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23249679) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 4:32 PM Author: Thriller Wine Bawdyhouse National Security Agency no way. jews numbers are too small to be "racist" against non-jews in the way an ethnic majority can like the japanese or even the plurality group in a community--the exception being the orthos that have such a community. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23256405) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 10:02 PM Author: Navy Vengeful Alpha Personal Credit Line join the mormons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23251539) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 10:09 PM Author: Provocative home potus Yep, this is almost as good and easier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23251584) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2013 10:10 PM Author: stimulating cordovan spot persian You can even join them after you die! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23251594) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 4:14 PM Author: Iridescent Parlor They're not bad but a bit too religious for my tastes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263022&forum_id=2#23256278) |