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guy who is currently and literally homeless, takin q's for a bit

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french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
where did u sleep last night?
Shivering orchid sex offender station
  06/07/13
local park near my alma mater
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
what r u poasting from?
Shivering orchid sex offender station
  06/07/13
local library
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
when do they close? what are the best bathrooms for a ho...
Shivering orchid sex offender station
  06/07/13
best b-rooms are probably fitness centers (LA fitness, 24 hr...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
"after a long day of homelessness" lol.
Lascivious Self-absorbed Mental Disorder
  06/08/13
Taking care of business
Brindle supple hospital hunting ground
  06/08/13
putting that law degree to good use
excitant red internal respiration
  06/07/13
meanwhile at diesel's house: lol gonna poast some "m...
Shivering orchid sex offender station
  06/07/13
...
honey-headed hairless national security agency dingle berry
  06/07/13
how do you have access to the internet??
crystalline dilemma coldplay fan
  06/07/13
i have a small cheap netbook that i carry around - otherwise...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
what's the cause of your current lot in life brother??
crystalline dilemma coldplay fan
  06/07/13
got nojerb pwned after graduation - have an antisocial/asoci...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
jfc bro, if serious, I legit feel bad for you. Is your famil...
crystalline dilemma coldplay fan
  06/07/13
yeah, my family has always been stingy and BOOTSTRAPS cultis...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
wtf, this just doesn't compute. Your parents would literally...
crystalline dilemma coldplay fan
  06/07/13
i'm azn. this is what crazy striver azn parents literally do...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
does not compute
crystalline dilemma coldplay fan
  06/07/13
not flame
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
Bro, get on the phone, say "Mom, Dad, I done fucked up ...
crystalline dilemma coldplay fan
  06/07/13
i'll try again
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
wtf? my asian parents would treat me like shit and constantl...
arousing locus
  06/07/13
well my mom divorced a while back and remarried to a failure...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
brother i can truly empathize with you. a couple of the deta...
arousing locus
  06/07/13
ty brother.
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
I have NEVER seen a homeless AZN. NEVER.
spectacular smoky son of senegal
  06/07/13
I've literally never seen an Asian homeless person
Maize university
  06/08/13
tell us your story bro
Very tactful cheese-eating meetinghouse
  06/07/13
*sigh* i don't even know where to start.
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
Savings? Debt? Height? Squat?
Slate toilet seat forum
  06/07/13
0 / -75k / 5'9 / 250 (maybe)
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
lol
Slate toilet seat forum
  06/07/13
i know bro, i know...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
Long term plans?
Trip saffron brethren
  06/07/13
none at this moment, except sneaking back into a gated commu...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
i am not encouraging any course of action, but why haven't y...
Jade vivacious laser beams
  06/07/13
an excellent question; i ask myself this everyday i wake up ...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
how are you going to have sex? do you fear for your safet...
Rough-skinned school legend
  06/07/13
sex is the least of my concerns at the moment yes, i do f...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
Why not go to family and ask to sleep on their couch for a w...
Twinkling whorehouse bbw
  06/07/13
most of my family is overseas (i'm asian btw) and doesn't kn...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
Beg a friend for a place to stay for a week. Have your famil...
Twinkling whorehouse bbw
  06/07/13
yeah i know - getting pretty desperate now. homelessness at ...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
Don't wait on that. Go home. Do everything you can to get ho...
Twinkling whorehouse bbw
  06/07/13
Flame or you are really clueless. Get them to send you ca...
abnormal associate area
  06/07/13
how long since u were kicked out apt? was eviction due to...
seedy ruby faggotry
  06/07/13
Yes and yes.
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
go to a shelter
Slate toilet seat forum
  06/07/13
i'm looking.
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
What skills do you have? Can you do anything useful?
Self-centered State Water Buffalo
  06/07/13
i think i have may have decent verbal and math skills (was a...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
Can you do anything for me remotely that can justify $$$? ...
Self-centered State Water Buffalo
  06/07/13
nope. i go to the park restrooms to masturbate, then i go...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
180 life. Weight?
charismatic overrated clown turdskin
  06/07/13
what are your homeless buddies like?
impressive violet trailer park quadroon
  06/08/13
you are coherent, presumably white, and have US citizenship....
lilac arrogant public bath
  06/07/13
not white
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
not necessarily a problem.
lilac arrogant public bath
  06/07/13
explain how this helps him
Jade vivacious laser beams
  06/07/13
lol
Slate toilet seat forum
  06/07/13
Cop dat shelter. Talk to social worker immediately. Get shit...
Geriatric sound barrier
  06/07/13
yeah xo is the only thing keeping me on my feet on a social ...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
Are you finding time to squat?
Slate toilet seat forum
  06/07/13
not really
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
You're too busy no doubt
charismatic overrated clown turdskin
  06/07/13
only after eating food from the dumpster
fragrant sable corner windowlicker
  06/08/13
been in a similar situation myself. protip: find a studen...
Swashbuckling poppy potus
  06/07/13
thx bro, yeah i've done this already a few times but the cus...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
alrite bros, gotta go now - the librarian is about to kick m...
french tantric mother senate
  06/07/13
If this is not flame, then this is one of the greatest poast...
Abusive Church Building
  06/07/13
i'm not sure where this bro is barred but doc review is pret...
exciting halford queen of the night
  06/07/13
lol but cr
arousing locus
  06/07/13
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Green nighttime nibblets alpha
  06/07/13
lol he literally got NOWAG'd by life
honey-headed hairless national security agency dingle berry
  06/07/13
The book subject alone would get him interviewed by NY Times...
Transparent gaped sanctuary ape
  06/07/13
what do you do for food?
Tan zippy piazza
  06/07/13
Enroll in an mba/llm/ma or anything and get on that sweet st...
Green nighttime nibblets alpha
  06/07/13
probably not a bad way to score an apartment tbh
Tan zippy piazza
  06/07/13
...
Slate toilet seat forum
  06/07/13
...
Green nighttime nibblets alpha
  06/07/13
Next lifetime movie: HOMELESS TO NYU TAX LLM
exciting halford queen of the night
  06/07/13
Then back to homeless
Appetizing really tough guy
  06/07/13
180
gay crawly business firm death wish
  11/10/13
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indigo dashing spot dopamine
  11/10/13
i'm serious brah. school starts in like 2 months--you got...
Green nighttime nibblets alpha
  06/07/13
no i can't do this sorry i can't imagine taking another clas...
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
bro you don't even have to do anything just show up
Green nighttime nibblets alpha
  06/08/13
bros it's me again - i'm at barnes and nobles so i can take ...
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
where did you sleep last night
Swashbuckling poppy potus
  06/08/13
backyard of a realtor demo house
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
do you have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle
Swashbuckling poppy potus
  06/08/13
i have 115 dollars and 78 cents left. in about a week - i wi...
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
i think you could buy enough ramen noodles, canned goods and...
Swashbuckling poppy potus
  06/08/13
have you applied for welfare and foodstamps
Odious flesh tank stage
  06/08/13
welfare no. foodstamps yes.
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
you get approved?
Odious flesh tank stage
  06/08/13
yeah a week ago, life is definitely a little easier now.
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
nice, how do they verify your situation? did they think you ...
Odious flesh tank stage
  06/08/13
well, it's pretty straightforward, they just check if you're...
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
curious how they verify your homeless status. do they just ...
Odious flesh tank stage
  06/08/13
(Amory Blaine)
chestnut splenetic athletic conference
  06/08/13
haven't read that one book in a while - do i really look lik...
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
Homeless, gravitating toward your alma mater, circling the d...
chestnut splenetic athletic conference
  06/08/13
noted
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
Have you ever thought about doing some low level shit to cop...
Umber Razzle-dazzle Fanboi Friendly Grandma
  06/08/13
of course i have, but one of the lingering problems is that ...
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
low level shit doesn't get you jail time. blacks in jail for...
Khaki bat-shit-crazy organic girlfriend
  11/10/13
i would literally just kill myself
misanthropic location trump supporter
  06/08/13
thinking about doing so if i can't get back on my feet withi...
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
can you get a credit card? i think there are some places wh...
misanthropic location trump supporter
  06/08/13
worst flame in a long time
Domesticated ceo preventive strike
  06/08/13
not flame
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
alright brejs, gotta roll now - heading off to a state park ...
french tantric mother senate
  06/08/13
Lol for fucks sake stop poasting, brother. STOP POASTING.
Ultramarine menage
  06/08/13
do you have paypal? I will send you money.
Domesticated ceo preventive strike
  06/08/13
(nice guy)
indigo dashing spot dopamine
  11/10/13
poast pic of shoes or grimy fingernails. on the wire they...
seedy ruby faggotry
  06/08/13
This bro still homeless?
Shimmering stubborn orchestra pit dog poop
  11/10/13
nice bump
chartreuse stirring shrine
  11/10/13
probably dead by now :/
orange pozpig
  11/10/13
...
lime beady-eyed box office patrolman
  08/03/15
lol
excitant red internal respiration
  11/10/13
...
Shimmering stubborn orchestra pit dog poop
  07/29/15
asian-american parents would never kick their kids out and l...
titillating codepig base
  08/03/15


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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349926)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Shivering orchid sex offender station

where did u sleep last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349930)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

local park near my alma mater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349934)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Shivering orchid sex offender station

what r u poasting from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349940)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

local library

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349945)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: Shivering orchid sex offender station

when do they close?

what are the best bathrooms for a homeless breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349957)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

best b-rooms are probably fitness centers (LA fitness, 24 hr, planet fitness, etc.), where the b-room is located close enough to the entrance and during a busy hour where they don't really check for membership cards. fitness ctr b-rooms are great for a quick shower and sauna to de-stress after a long day of homelessness.

edit: this current library i'm at will close at 9:00 PM - so i'll probably have to relocate to a starbucks or a hipster cafe to continue poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349972)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 11:56 AM
Author: Lascivious Self-absorbed Mental Disorder

"after a long day of homelessness"

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352129)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 12:16 PM
Author: Brindle supple hospital hunting ground

Taking care of business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352172)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: excitant red internal respiration

putting that law degree to good use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349943)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Shivering orchid sex offender station

meanwhile at diesel's house:

lol gonna poast some "me and spack" threads. think i'll go to taco bell around 2:30 pm. better get some money from mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349978)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: honey-headed hairless national security agency dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350488)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: crystalline dilemma coldplay fan

how do you have access to the internet??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349942)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

i have a small cheap netbook that i carry around - otherwise i just go to the library - like right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349950)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: crystalline dilemma coldplay fan

what's the cause of your current lot in life brother??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349955)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

got nojerb pwned after graduation - have an antisocial/asocial personality so i have no friends or supportive parents, ending up getting kicked out of my apartment a few months ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349966)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: crystalline dilemma coldplay fan

jfc bro, if serious, I legit feel bad for you. Is your family really not that supportive??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350018)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

yeah, my family has always been stingy and BOOTSTRAPS cultists. it's hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350040)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:16 PM
Author: crystalline dilemma coldplay fan

wtf, this just doesn't compute. Your parents would literally rather see you living on the street? I mean, couldn't you at least shack up at their place for a few months while you get your shit in order??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350045)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

i'm azn. this is what crazy striver azn parents literally do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350054)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: crystalline dilemma coldplay fan

does not compute



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350085)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350097)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: crystalline dilemma coldplay fan

Bro, get on the phone, say "Mom, Dad, I done fucked up real good, I'm sorry, I need a place to stay for a bit"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350105)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

i'll try again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350138)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: arousing locus

wtf? my asian parents would treat me like shit and constantly threaten to kick me out but still let me live with them if i had no place to live and at least was trying to find a job. if yours seriously won't at least give you a home while they berate you daily, i feel sorry for u bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350140)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

well my mom divorced a while back and remarried to a failure of a human being that words cannot describe - one of the many reasons i'm currently snuggled up in my old university hoodie at the cooking recipe section of this library

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350154)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: arousing locus

brother i can truly empathize with you. a couple of the details itt line up eerily with shit out of my past. i was never straight up homeless but i did go through a period of really shitty living conditions and while my life still isn't perfect it's objectively/statistically >90th percentile at this point, just over a year later.

i was almost certainly going to end up in a situation like yours at a certain point but i was just like FUCK this and hustled my way to a modest beginning, and it progressively improved from there. being homeless for several months must have at least opened your eyes... force yourself through sheer willpower to become a completely different person if you have to, if that's what it takes. maybe you weren't given the best lot in life or genetics or personality, but you are definitely fucking better than this right? don't give up hope, and definitely hustle your ass off bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350202)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

ty brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353316)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: spectacular smoky son of senegal

I have NEVER seen a homeless AZN. NEVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350624)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Maize university

I've literally never seen an Asian homeless person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23351803)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: Very tactful cheese-eating meetinghouse

tell us your story bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349958)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

*sigh* i don't even know where to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349987)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: Slate toilet seat forum

Savings? Debt? Height? Squat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349961)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

0 / -75k / 5'9 / 250 (maybe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349976)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Slate toilet seat forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350010)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

i know bro, i know...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350023)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Trip saffron brethren

Long term plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349971)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

none at this moment, except sneaking back into a gated community swimming pool (which has great places to lie down and relax)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349984)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Jade vivacious laser beams

i am not encouraging any course of action, but why haven't you killed yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349991)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

an excellent question; i ask myself this everyday i wake up in a smelly, ripped sleeping bag why i haven't done so yet. i'm probably waiting until i completely drain the sympathy of the handful of friends i have left before i jump off a bridge while on meth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350020)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned school legend

how are you going to have sex?

do you fear for your safety?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350028)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

sex is the least of my concerns at the moment

yes, i do fear for my safety (robbery, gay rape, w/e) every time i sleep on a bench or hidden park meadow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350033)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse bbw

Why not go to family and ask to sleep on their couch for a week or two while getting your shit together? You don't have even one parent, sibling, grandparent, old friend, that would let you do this knowing the alternative would be homelessness? How long have you been homeless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350034)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

most of my family is overseas (i'm asian btw) and doesn't know about my situation - and even if they did, they can't do much about it since i no longer possess a bank account that can receive wire transfers. i've been homeless for about a month now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350051)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse bbw

Beg a friend for a place to stay for a week. Have your family wire the money for a plane ticket home into your friend's account. Use that money to fly home. Stay with family for a few weeks to get your head straight and get your life together. Get even some shit evan39 grocery store job... just something to provide some modicum of stability. You must do this. Your current situation is not tenable. Your family would want to help if they knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350072)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

yeah i know - getting pretty desperate now. homelessness at this point is no longer some kind of ideal T.S. Eliot poetic verse, but rather a grinding anal-fucking reality that is shattering my self-esteem to subatomic particles.

i've applied for Ralphs and Vons and hoping to get a reply soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350093)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse bbw

Don't wait on that. Go home. Do everything you can to get home. Then start looking for menial labor to get your life back on track.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350209)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: abnormal associate area

Flame or you are really clueless.

Get them to send you cash via western union.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350265)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: seedy ruby faggotry

how long since u were kicked out apt?

was eviction due to no $$?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350053)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

Yes and yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350055)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Slate toilet seat forum

go to a shelter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350057)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

i'm looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350059)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Self-centered State Water Buffalo

What skills do you have? Can you do anything useful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350060)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

i think i have may have decent verbal and math skills (was a pure math and philosophy major in college) and verbal analytic ability (with my TTT law degree). that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350075)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Self-centered State Water Buffalo

Can you do anything for me remotely that can justify $$$?

What do you do all day? Do you just hang around on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350099)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

nope.

i go to the park restrooms to masturbate, then i go to starbucks or the library to check email (job opportunities) and browse the news and read online statistics about the Human Development Index. after that, i usually sit at the park for hours at a time until the sun goes down and i meet up with a few other homeless buddies i know and find a place to sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350128)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: charismatic overrated clown turdskin

180 life. Weight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350491)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: impressive violet trailer park quadroon

what are your homeless buddies like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353439)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: lilac arrogant public bath

you are coherent, presumably white, and have US citizenship. i think it's time to get online and chat with some 40-something filipinas and china-women who need a boyfriend for immigration purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350069)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350078)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: lilac arrogant public bath

not necessarily a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350115)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Jade vivacious laser beams

explain how this helps him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350079)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Slate toilet seat forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350089)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Geriatric sound barrier

Cop dat shelter. Talk to social worker immediately. Get shitjob just so u can cop ur own place and get back on feet.

Assuming not flame, very sorry bro GL. Enjoy the adventure of life even in its utter shittiness. That you're poasting implies (if not flame) that you're sort of enjoying the humor of your situation. Don't lose that man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350095)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

yeah xo is the only thing keeping me on my feet on a social level and reminding me to stay somewhat cheerful about this current clusterfuck of a situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350107)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Slate toilet seat forum

Are you finding time to squat?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350159)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350174)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: charismatic overrated clown turdskin

You're too busy no doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350498)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: fragrant sable corner windowlicker

only after eating food from the dumpster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352165)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling poppy potus

been in a similar situation myself.

protip: find a student lounge (of a sort) with comfy couches at your alma mater. one where no one cares if you stay 24-7. there's gotta be one or two if you look hard. sneak in before the building closes. spend the night safely. your alma mater owes you that much.

GL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350158)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

thx bro, yeah i've done this already a few times but the custodian got really mad at me and wanted me out even though i petitioned to the student council to let me stay longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350164)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

alrite bros, gotta go now - the librarian is about to kick me out for some arbitrary reason. ty all for the encouragement and advice, cya tomorrow maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350179)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Abusive Church Building

If this is not flame, then this is one of the greatest poasts in the history of XO.

This guy should tell his story to Above the Law cause honestly I smell book deal.

This is fucking 180 awesome. I mean to read, not to live.

This guy though should seriously go to Asia and just try to survive there. It is 100 times cheaper than the US.

Also why the fuck couldn't he at least get a doc review gig or some shit paralegal shit? Did you pass the bar little breh?

I don't feel sorry for anyone usually but if u are not flame I feel bad for u son, not just because u are homeless but also because u are an AZN male in America. That is like being homeless times two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350199)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: exciting halford queen of the night

i'm not sure where this bro is barred but doc review is pretty concentrated in a handful of places so if he's not licensed in one of them, doc review might not be a great option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350207)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: arousing locus

lol but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350210)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Green nighttime nibblets alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350217)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: honey-headed hairless national security agency dingle berry

lol he literally got NOWAG'd by life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350526)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: Transparent gaped sanctuary ape

The book subject alone would get him interviewed by NY Times and other big publications.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350536)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Tan zippy piazza

what do you do for food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350213)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: Green nighttime nibblets alpha

Enroll in an mba/llm/ma or anything and get on that sweet student loan money.

then do ibr or paye after or just stay in school forever living off student loans.

beats being homeless at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350222)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Tan zippy piazza

probably not a bad way to score an apartment tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350233)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:00 PM
Author: Slate toilet seat forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350276)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Green nighttime nibblets alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350585)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: exciting halford queen of the night

Next lifetime movie:

HOMELESS TO NYU TAX LLM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350507)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: Appetizing really tough guy

Then back to homeless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350660)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: gay crawly business firm death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412889)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: indigo dashing spot dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412892)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: Green nighttime nibblets alpha

i'm serious brah.

school starts in like 2 months--you got time to get in somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350590)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

no i can't do this sorry i can't imagine taking another class again after going through this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352927)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Green nighttime nibblets alpha

bro you don't even have to do anything just show up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352999)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:31 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

bros it's me again - i'm at barnes and nobles so i can take q's again and poast for roughly half an hour at the most, getting kind of thirsty from eating dried ramen noodles all day and need a shower soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352834)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling poppy potus

where did you sleep last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352898)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:43 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

backyard of a realtor demo house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352919)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling poppy potus

do you have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353012)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

i have 115 dollars and 78 cents left. in about a week - i will not have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle and will literally be a literal homeless dude. i'm scared bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353261)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling poppy potus

i think you could buy enough ramen noodles, canned goods and vitamin supplements to sustain this lifestyle for another month or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353307)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Odious flesh tank stage

have you applied for welfare and foodstamps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352929)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

welfare no. foodstamps yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352944)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: Odious flesh tank stage

you get approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353010)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

yeah a week ago, life is definitely a little easier now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353018)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Odious flesh tank stage

nice, how do they verify your situation? did they think you were lying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353027)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

well, it's pretty straightforward, they just check if you're not under SSI/SSP or any other supplementary program the begin with and then they ask for a 1040 or make you do a manual fill-out financial status form. then you fill out a personal info questionnaire and show SS card/ID. it takes about 2-3 weeks. the verification process can be expedited down to a week if you're homeless from the start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353108)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: Odious flesh tank stage

curious how they verify your homeless status. do they just look at your clothes and smell you? wondering how easy it is to game the system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353299)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: chestnut splenetic athletic conference

(Amory Blaine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352958)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

haven't read that one book in a while - do i really look like a ivy striver dropout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352972)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: chestnut splenetic athletic conference

Homeless, gravitating toward your alma mater, circling the drain of killself territory--there are certain similarities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352997)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353002)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: Umber Razzle-dazzle Fanboi Friendly Grandma

Have you ever thought about doing some low level shit to cop dat jailtime and, with it, free food, shelter, and showers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353086)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

of course i have, but one of the lingering problems is that my options for "hustling" and survival quotient is very limited due to my "model minority" ethnicity. it's a lot easier to be homeless and hustle if you're black, hispanic or even white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353124)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Khaki bat-shit-crazy organic girlfriend

low level shit doesn't get you jail time. blacks in jail for shoplifting have 20 priors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413115)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: misanthropic location trump supporter

i would literally just kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353309)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

thinking about doing so if i can't get back on my feet within a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353320)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: misanthropic location trump supporter

can you get a credit card? i think there are some places where you can put rent on a credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353369)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Domesticated ceo preventive strike

worst flame in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353312)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353322)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: french tantric mother senate

alright brejs, gotta roll now - heading off to a state park where i can hopefully camp out for a few days before the ranger catches us, there's rumors of free wifi and shower restrooms there as well...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353327)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine menage

Lol for fucks sake stop poasting, brother. STOP POASTING.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353359)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Domesticated ceo preventive strike

do you have paypal? I will send you money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353402)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: indigo dashing spot dopamine

(nice guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412881)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: seedy ruby faggotry

poast pic of shoes or grimy fingernails.

on the wire they told this undercover cop that he couldn;t pass as a homeless dude bc his shoes didn't fit the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353440)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: Shimmering stubborn orchestra pit dog poop

This bro still homeless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412791)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: chartreuse stirring shrine

nice bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412942)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: orange pozpig

probably dead by now :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413002)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: lime beady-eyed box office patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28472626)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:27 PM
Author: excitant red internal respiration

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413141)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: Shimmering stubborn orchestra pit dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28438605)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: titillating codepig base

asian-american parents would never kick their kids out and let them be homeless. bizarre flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28472977)