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guy who is currently and literally homeless, takin q's for a bit

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Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
where did u sleep last night?
domesticated beady-eyed friendly grandma
  06/07/13
local park near my alma mater
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
what r u poasting from?
domesticated beady-eyed friendly grandma
  06/07/13
local library
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
when do they close? what are the best bathrooms for a ho...
domesticated beady-eyed friendly grandma
  06/07/13
best b-rooms are probably fitness centers (LA fitness, 24 hr...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
"after a long day of homelessness" lol.
comical federal national security agency
  06/08/13
Taking care of business
Amethyst Vibrant Masturbator Elastic Band
  06/08/13
putting that law degree to good use
Swashbuckling naked set
  06/07/13
meanwhile at diesel's house: lol gonna poast some "m...
domesticated beady-eyed friendly grandma
  06/07/13
...
Galvanic autistic brethren
  06/07/13
how do you have access to the internet??
exhilarant principal's office patrolman
  06/07/13
i have a small cheap netbook that i carry around - otherwise...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
what's the cause of your current lot in life brother??
exhilarant principal's office patrolman
  06/07/13
got nojerb pwned after graduation - have an antisocial/asoci...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
jfc bro, if serious, I legit feel bad for you. Is your famil...
exhilarant principal's office patrolman
  06/07/13
yeah, my family has always been stingy and BOOTSTRAPS cultis...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
wtf, this just doesn't compute. Your parents would literally...
exhilarant principal's office patrolman
  06/07/13
i'm azn. this is what crazy striver azn parents literally do...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
does not compute
exhilarant principal's office patrolman
  06/07/13
not flame
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
Bro, get on the phone, say "Mom, Dad, I done fucked up ...
exhilarant principal's office patrolman
  06/07/13
i'll try again
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
wtf? my asian parents would treat me like shit and constantl...
sable bawdyhouse
  06/07/13
well my mom divorced a while back and remarried to a failure...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
brother i can truly empathize with you. a couple of the deta...
sable bawdyhouse
  06/07/13
ty brother.
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
I have NEVER seen a homeless AZN. NEVER.
chestnut ticket booth kitty
  06/07/13
I've literally never seen an Asian homeless person
gold digit ratio
  06/08/13
tell us your story bro
rose hall
  06/07/13
*sigh* i don't even know where to start.
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
Savings? Debt? Height? Squat?
pale jap
  06/07/13
0 / -75k / 5'9 / 250 (maybe)
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
lol
pale jap
  06/07/13
i know bro, i know...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
Long term plans?
maize resort
  06/07/13
none at this moment, except sneaking back into a gated commu...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
i am not encouraging any course of action, but why haven't y...
Stubborn Curious Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/07/13
an excellent question; i ask myself this everyday i wake up ...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
how are you going to have sex? do you fear for your safet...
diverse buck-toothed macaca
  06/07/13
sex is the least of my concerns at the moment yes, i do f...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
Why not go to family and ask to sleep on their couch for a w...
Cracking state
  06/07/13
most of my family is overseas (i'm asian btw) and doesn't kn...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
Beg a friend for a place to stay for a week. Have your famil...
Cracking state
  06/07/13
yeah i know - getting pretty desperate now. homelessness at ...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
Don't wait on that. Go home. Do everything you can to get ho...
Cracking state
  06/07/13
Flame or you are really clueless. Get them to send you ca...
Heady hell goyim
  06/07/13
how long since u were kicked out apt? was eviction due to...
Confused office
  06/07/13
Yes and yes.
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
go to a shelter
pale jap
  06/07/13
i'm looking.
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
What skills do you have? Can you do anything useful?
gaped electric locale
  06/07/13
i think i have may have decent verbal and math skills (was a...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
Can you do anything for me remotely that can justify $$$? ...
gaped electric locale
  06/07/13
nope. i go to the park restrooms to masturbate, then i go...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
180 life. Weight?
Bipolar hominid keepsake machete
  06/07/13
what are your homeless buddies like?
rambunctious duck-like box office rigpig
  06/08/13
you are coherent, presumably white, and have US citizenship....
vivacious lilac athletic conference
  06/07/13
not white
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
not necessarily a problem.
vivacious lilac athletic conference
  06/07/13
explain how this helps him
Stubborn Curious Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/07/13
lol
pale jap
  06/07/13
Cop dat shelter. Talk to social worker immediately. Get shit...
soul-stirring pozpig abode
  06/07/13
yeah xo is the only thing keeping me on my feet on a social ...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
Are you finding time to squat?
pale jap
  06/07/13
not really
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
You're too busy no doubt
Bipolar hominid keepsake machete
  06/07/13
only after eating food from the dumpster
flickering karate
  06/08/13
been in a similar situation myself. protip: find a studen...
Mauve Nibblets
  06/07/13
thx bro, yeah i've done this already a few times but the cus...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
alrite bros, gotta go now - the librarian is about to kick m...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/07/13
If this is not flame, then this is one of the greatest poast...
frisky garrison cuckoldry
  06/07/13
i'm not sure where this bro is barred but doc review is pret...
exciting light university windowlicker
  06/07/13
lol but cr
sable bawdyhouse
  06/07/13
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Apoplectic hairy legs gas station
  06/07/13
lol he literally got NOWAG'd by life
Galvanic autistic brethren
  06/07/13
The book subject alone would get him interviewed by NY Times...
marvelous goal in life
  06/07/13
what do you do for food?
Maroon adventurous faggotry lodge
  06/07/13
Enroll in an mba/llm/ma or anything and get on that sweet st...
Apoplectic hairy legs gas station
  06/07/13
probably not a bad way to score an apartment tbh
Maroon adventurous faggotry lodge
  06/07/13
...
pale jap
  06/07/13
...
Apoplectic hairy legs gas station
  06/07/13
Next lifetime movie: HOMELESS TO NYU TAX LLM
exciting light university windowlicker
  06/07/13
Then back to homeless
purple cuckold foreskin
  06/07/13
180
obsidian mad-dog skullcap theater
  11/10/13
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judgmental mad cow disease gay wizard
  11/10/13
i'm serious brah. school starts in like 2 months--you got...
Apoplectic hairy legs gas station
  06/07/13
no i can't do this sorry i can't imagine taking another clas...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
bro you don't even have to do anything just show up
Apoplectic hairy legs gas station
  06/08/13
bros it's me again - i'm at barnes and nobles so i can take ...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
where did you sleep last night
Mauve Nibblets
  06/08/13
backyard of a realtor demo house
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
do you have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle
Mauve Nibblets
  06/08/13
i have 115 dollars and 78 cents left. in about a week - i wi...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
i think you could buy enough ramen noodles, canned goods and...
Mauve Nibblets
  06/08/13
have you applied for welfare and foodstamps
Navy toaster gunner
  06/08/13
welfare no. foodstamps yes.
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
you get approved?
Navy toaster gunner
  06/08/13
yeah a week ago, life is definitely a little easier now.
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
nice, how do they verify your situation? did they think you ...
Navy toaster gunner
  06/08/13
well, it's pretty straightforward, they just check if you're...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
curious how they verify your homeless status. do they just ...
Navy toaster gunner
  06/08/13
(Amory Blaine)
Beta Indirect Expression
  06/08/13
haven't read that one book in a while - do i really look lik...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
Homeless, gravitating toward your alma mater, circling the d...
Beta Indirect Expression
  06/08/13
noted
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
Have you ever thought about doing some low level shit to cop...
saffron filthy library
  06/08/13
of course i have, but one of the lingering problems is that ...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
low level shit doesn't get you jail time. blacks in jail for...
Fear-inspiring effete toilet seat
  11/10/13
i would literally just kill myself
Salmon multi-colored hospital
  06/08/13
thinking about doing so if i can't get back on my feet withi...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
can you get a credit card? i think there are some places wh...
Salmon multi-colored hospital
  06/08/13
worst flame in a long time
Dashing startling newt cruise ship
  06/08/13
not flame
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
alright brejs, gotta roll now - heading off to a state park ...
Garnet stag film turdskin
  06/08/13
Lol for fucks sake stop poasting, brother. STOP POASTING.
provocative jet-lagged feces
  06/08/13
do you have paypal? I will send you money.
Dashing startling newt cruise ship
  06/08/13
(nice guy)
judgmental mad cow disease gay wizard
  11/10/13
poast pic of shoes or grimy fingernails. on the wire they...
Confused office
  06/08/13
This bro still homeless?
Crusty razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug stage
  11/10/13
nice bump
aromatic infuriating institution water buffalo
  11/10/13
probably dead by now :/
Razzle honey-headed public bath
  11/10/13
...
Scarlet shaky orchestra pit
  08/03/15
lol
Swashbuckling naked set
  11/10/13
...
Crusty razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug stage
  07/29/15
asian-american parents would never kick their kids out and l...
odious market
  08/03/15


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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349926)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: domesticated beady-eyed friendly grandma

where did u sleep last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349930)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

local park near my alma mater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349934)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: domesticated beady-eyed friendly grandma

what r u poasting from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349940)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

local library

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349945)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: domesticated beady-eyed friendly grandma

when do they close?

what are the best bathrooms for a homeless breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349957)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

best b-rooms are probably fitness centers (LA fitness, 24 hr, planet fitness, etc.), where the b-room is located close enough to the entrance and during a busy hour where they don't really check for membership cards. fitness ctr b-rooms are great for a quick shower and sauna to de-stress after a long day of homelessness.

edit: this current library i'm at will close at 9:00 PM - so i'll probably have to relocate to a starbucks or a hipster cafe to continue poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349972)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 11:56 AM
Author: comical federal national security agency

"after a long day of homelessness"

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352129)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 12:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Vibrant Masturbator Elastic Band

Taking care of business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352172)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling naked set

putting that law degree to good use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349943)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: domesticated beady-eyed friendly grandma

meanwhile at diesel's house:

lol gonna poast some "me and spack" threads. think i'll go to taco bell around 2:30 pm. better get some money from mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349978)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Galvanic autistic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350488)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: exhilarant principal's office patrolman

how do you have access to the internet??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349942)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

i have a small cheap netbook that i carry around - otherwise i just go to the library - like right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349950)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: exhilarant principal's office patrolman

what's the cause of your current lot in life brother??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349955)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

got nojerb pwned after graduation - have an antisocial/asocial personality so i have no friends or supportive parents, ending up getting kicked out of my apartment a few months ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349966)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: exhilarant principal's office patrolman

jfc bro, if serious, I legit feel bad for you. Is your family really not that supportive??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350018)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

yeah, my family has always been stingy and BOOTSTRAPS cultists. it's hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350040)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:16 PM
Author: exhilarant principal's office patrolman

wtf, this just doesn't compute. Your parents would literally rather see you living on the street? I mean, couldn't you at least shack up at their place for a few months while you get your shit in order??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350045)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

i'm azn. this is what crazy striver azn parents literally do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350054)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: exhilarant principal's office patrolman

does not compute



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350085)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350097)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: exhilarant principal's office patrolman

Bro, get on the phone, say "Mom, Dad, I done fucked up real good, I'm sorry, I need a place to stay for a bit"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350105)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

i'll try again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350138)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: sable bawdyhouse

wtf? my asian parents would treat me like shit and constantly threaten to kick me out but still let me live with them if i had no place to live and at least was trying to find a job. if yours seriously won't at least give you a home while they berate you daily, i feel sorry for u bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350140)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

well my mom divorced a while back and remarried to a failure of a human being that words cannot describe - one of the many reasons i'm currently snuggled up in my old university hoodie at the cooking recipe section of this library

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350154)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: sable bawdyhouse

brother i can truly empathize with you. a couple of the details itt line up eerily with shit out of my past. i was never straight up homeless but i did go through a period of really shitty living conditions and while my life still isn't perfect it's objectively/statistically >90th percentile at this point, just over a year later.

i was almost certainly going to end up in a situation like yours at a certain point but i was just like FUCK this and hustled my way to a modest beginning, and it progressively improved from there. being homeless for several months must have at least opened your eyes... force yourself through sheer willpower to become a completely different person if you have to, if that's what it takes. maybe you weren't given the best lot in life or genetics or personality, but you are definitely fucking better than this right? don't give up hope, and definitely hustle your ass off bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350202)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

ty brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353316)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: chestnut ticket booth kitty

I have NEVER seen a homeless AZN. NEVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350624)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: gold digit ratio

I've literally never seen an Asian homeless person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23351803)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: rose hall

tell us your story bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349958)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

*sigh* i don't even know where to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349987)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: pale jap

Savings? Debt? Height? Squat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349961)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

0 / -75k / 5'9 / 250 (maybe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349976)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: pale jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350010)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

i know bro, i know...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350023)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: maize resort

Long term plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349971)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

none at this moment, except sneaking back into a gated community swimming pool (which has great places to lie down and relax)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349984)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Stubborn Curious Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

i am not encouraging any course of action, but why haven't you killed yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349991)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

an excellent question; i ask myself this everyday i wake up in a smelly, ripped sleeping bag why i haven't done so yet. i'm probably waiting until i completely drain the sympathy of the handful of friends i have left before i jump off a bridge while on meth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350020)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: diverse buck-toothed macaca

how are you going to have sex?

do you fear for your safety?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350028)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

sex is the least of my concerns at the moment

yes, i do fear for my safety (robbery, gay rape, w/e) every time i sleep on a bench or hidden park meadow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350033)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: Cracking state

Why not go to family and ask to sleep on their couch for a week or two while getting your shit together? You don't have even one parent, sibling, grandparent, old friend, that would let you do this knowing the alternative would be homelessness? How long have you been homeless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350034)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

most of my family is overseas (i'm asian btw) and doesn't know about my situation - and even if they did, they can't do much about it since i no longer possess a bank account that can receive wire transfers. i've been homeless for about a month now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350051)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Cracking state

Beg a friend for a place to stay for a week. Have your family wire the money for a plane ticket home into your friend's account. Use that money to fly home. Stay with family for a few weeks to get your head straight and get your life together. Get even some shit evan39 grocery store job... just something to provide some modicum of stability. You must do this. Your current situation is not tenable. Your family would want to help if they knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350072)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

yeah i know - getting pretty desperate now. homelessness at this point is no longer some kind of ideal T.S. Eliot poetic verse, but rather a grinding anal-fucking reality that is shattering my self-esteem to subatomic particles.

i've applied for Ralphs and Vons and hoping to get a reply soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350093)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Cracking state

Don't wait on that. Go home. Do everything you can to get home. Then start looking for menial labor to get your life back on track.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350209)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Heady hell goyim

Flame or you are really clueless.

Get them to send you cash via western union.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350265)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Confused office

how long since u were kicked out apt?

was eviction due to no $$?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350053)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

Yes and yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350055)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: pale jap

go to a shelter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350057)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

i'm looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350059)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: gaped electric locale

What skills do you have? Can you do anything useful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350060)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

i think i have may have decent verbal and math skills (was a pure math and philosophy major in college) and verbal analytic ability (with my TTT law degree). that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350075)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: gaped electric locale

Can you do anything for me remotely that can justify $$$?

What do you do all day? Do you just hang around on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350099)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

nope.

i go to the park restrooms to masturbate, then i go to starbucks or the library to check email (job opportunities) and browse the news and read online statistics about the Human Development Index. after that, i usually sit at the park for hours at a time until the sun goes down and i meet up with a few other homeless buddies i know and find a place to sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350128)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Bipolar hominid keepsake machete

180 life. Weight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350491)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: rambunctious duck-like box office rigpig

what are your homeless buddies like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353439)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: vivacious lilac athletic conference

you are coherent, presumably white, and have US citizenship. i think it's time to get online and chat with some 40-something filipinas and china-women who need a boyfriend for immigration purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350069)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350078)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: vivacious lilac athletic conference

not necessarily a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350115)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Stubborn Curious Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

explain how this helps him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350079)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: pale jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350089)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring pozpig abode

Cop dat shelter. Talk to social worker immediately. Get shitjob just so u can cop ur own place and get back on feet.

Assuming not flame, very sorry bro GL. Enjoy the adventure of life even in its utter shittiness. That you're poasting implies (if not flame) that you're sort of enjoying the humor of your situation. Don't lose that man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350095)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

yeah xo is the only thing keeping me on my feet on a social level and reminding me to stay somewhat cheerful about this current clusterfuck of a situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350107)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: pale jap

Are you finding time to squat?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350159)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350174)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: Bipolar hominid keepsake machete

You're too busy no doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350498)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: flickering karate

only after eating food from the dumpster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352165)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Mauve Nibblets

been in a similar situation myself.

protip: find a student lounge (of a sort) with comfy couches at your alma mater. one where no one cares if you stay 24-7. there's gotta be one or two if you look hard. sneak in before the building closes. spend the night safely. your alma mater owes you that much.

GL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350158)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

thx bro, yeah i've done this already a few times but the custodian got really mad at me and wanted me out even though i petitioned to the student council to let me stay longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350164)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

alrite bros, gotta go now - the librarian is about to kick me out for some arbitrary reason. ty all for the encouragement and advice, cya tomorrow maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350179)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: frisky garrison cuckoldry

If this is not flame, then this is one of the greatest poasts in the history of XO.

This guy should tell his story to Above the Law cause honestly I smell book deal.

This is fucking 180 awesome. I mean to read, not to live.

This guy though should seriously go to Asia and just try to survive there. It is 100 times cheaper than the US.

Also why the fuck couldn't he at least get a doc review gig or some shit paralegal shit? Did you pass the bar little breh?

I don't feel sorry for anyone usually but if u are not flame I feel bad for u son, not just because u are homeless but also because u are an AZN male in America. That is like being homeless times two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350199)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: exciting light university windowlicker

i'm not sure where this bro is barred but doc review is pretty concentrated in a handful of places so if he's not licensed in one of them, doc review might not be a great option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350207)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: sable bawdyhouse

lol but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350210)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic hairy legs gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350217)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Galvanic autistic brethren

lol he literally got NOWAG'd by life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350526)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: marvelous goal in life

The book subject alone would get him interviewed by NY Times and other big publications.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350536)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Maroon adventurous faggotry lodge

what do you do for food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350213)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: Apoplectic hairy legs gas station

Enroll in an mba/llm/ma or anything and get on that sweet student loan money.

then do ibr or paye after or just stay in school forever living off student loans.

beats being homeless at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350222)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Maroon adventurous faggotry lodge

probably not a bad way to score an apartment tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350233)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:00 PM
Author: pale jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350276)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic hairy legs gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350585)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: exciting light university windowlicker

Next lifetime movie:

HOMELESS TO NYU TAX LLM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350507)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: purple cuckold foreskin

Then back to homeless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350660)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: obsidian mad-dog skullcap theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412889)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: judgmental mad cow disease gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412892)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic hairy legs gas station

i'm serious brah.

school starts in like 2 months--you got time to get in somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350590)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

no i can't do this sorry i can't imagine taking another class again after going through this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352927)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic hairy legs gas station

bro you don't even have to do anything just show up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352999)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:31 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

bros it's me again - i'm at barnes and nobles so i can take q's again and poast for roughly half an hour at the most, getting kind of thirsty from eating dried ramen noodles all day and need a shower soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352834)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Mauve Nibblets

where did you sleep last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352898)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:43 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

backyard of a realtor demo house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352919)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: Mauve Nibblets

do you have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353012)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

i have 115 dollars and 78 cents left. in about a week - i will not have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle and will literally be a literal homeless dude. i'm scared bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353261)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: Mauve Nibblets

i think you could buy enough ramen noodles, canned goods and vitamin supplements to sustain this lifestyle for another month or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353307)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Navy toaster gunner

have you applied for welfare and foodstamps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352929)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

welfare no. foodstamps yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352944)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: Navy toaster gunner

you get approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353010)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

yeah a week ago, life is definitely a little easier now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353018)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Navy toaster gunner

nice, how do they verify your situation? did they think you were lying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353027)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

well, it's pretty straightforward, they just check if you're not under SSI/SSP or any other supplementary program the begin with and then they ask for a 1040 or make you do a manual fill-out financial status form. then you fill out a personal info questionnaire and show SS card/ID. it takes about 2-3 weeks. the verification process can be expedited down to a week if you're homeless from the start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353108)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: Navy toaster gunner

curious how they verify your homeless status. do they just look at your clothes and smell you? wondering how easy it is to game the system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353299)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: Beta Indirect Expression

(Amory Blaine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352958)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

haven't read that one book in a while - do i really look like a ivy striver dropout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352972)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Beta Indirect Expression

Homeless, gravitating toward your alma mater, circling the drain of killself territory--there are certain similarities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352997)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353002)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: saffron filthy library

Have you ever thought about doing some low level shit to cop dat jailtime and, with it, free food, shelter, and showers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353086)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

of course i have, but one of the lingering problems is that my options for "hustling" and survival quotient is very limited due to my "model minority" ethnicity. it's a lot easier to be homeless and hustle if you're black, hispanic or even white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353124)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring effete toilet seat

low level shit doesn't get you jail time. blacks in jail for shoplifting have 20 priors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413115)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Salmon multi-colored hospital

i would literally just kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353309)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

thinking about doing so if i can't get back on my feet within a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353320)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: Salmon multi-colored hospital

can you get a credit card? i think there are some places where you can put rent on a credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353369)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Dashing startling newt cruise ship

worst flame in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353312)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353322)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Garnet stag film turdskin

alright brejs, gotta roll now - heading off to a state park where i can hopefully camp out for a few days before the ranger catches us, there's rumors of free wifi and shower restrooms there as well...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353327)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: provocative jet-lagged feces

Lol for fucks sake stop poasting, brother. STOP POASTING.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353359)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Dashing startling newt cruise ship

do you have paypal? I will send you money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353402)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: judgmental mad cow disease gay wizard

(nice guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412881)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Confused office

poast pic of shoes or grimy fingernails.

on the wire they told this undercover cop that he couldn;t pass as a homeless dude bc his shoes didn't fit the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353440)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: Crusty razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug stage

This bro still homeless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412791)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: aromatic infuriating institution water buffalo

nice bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412942)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: Razzle honey-headed public bath

probably dead by now :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413002)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Scarlet shaky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28472626)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling naked set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413141)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: Crusty razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28438605)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: odious market

asian-american parents would never kick their kids out and let them be homeless. bizarre flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28472977)