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guy who is currently and literally homeless, takin q's for a bit

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Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
where did u sleep last night?
Ungodly bistre filthpig incel
  06/07/13
local park near my alma mater
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
what r u poasting from?
Ungodly bistre filthpig incel
  06/07/13
local library
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
when do they close? what are the best bathrooms for a ho...
Ungodly bistre filthpig incel
  06/07/13
best b-rooms are probably fitness centers (LA fitness, 24 hr...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
"after a long day of homelessness" lol.
Charcoal sinister library
  06/08/13
Taking care of business
galvanic quadroon
  06/08/13
putting that law degree to good use
Beta hideous theater black woman
  06/07/13
meanwhile at diesel's house: lol gonna poast some "m...
Ungodly bistre filthpig incel
  06/07/13
...
180 halford
  06/07/13
how do you have access to the internet??
Cracking idiotic alpha hall
  06/07/13
i have a small cheap netbook that i carry around - otherwise...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
what's the cause of your current lot in life brother??
Cracking idiotic alpha hall
  06/07/13
got nojerb pwned after graduation - have an antisocial/asoci...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
jfc bro, if serious, I legit feel bad for you. Is your famil...
Cracking idiotic alpha hall
  06/07/13
yeah, my family has always been stingy and BOOTSTRAPS cultis...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
wtf, this just doesn't compute. Your parents would literally...
Cracking idiotic alpha hall
  06/07/13
i'm azn. this is what crazy striver azn parents literally do...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
does not compute
Cracking idiotic alpha hall
  06/07/13
not flame
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
Bro, get on the phone, say "Mom, Dad, I done fucked up ...
Cracking idiotic alpha hall
  06/07/13
i'll try again
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
wtf? my asian parents would treat me like shit and constantl...
Obsidian Drunken Lodge
  06/07/13
well my mom divorced a while back and remarried to a failure...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
brother i can truly empathize with you. a couple of the deta...
Obsidian Drunken Lodge
  06/07/13
ty brother.
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
I have NEVER seen a homeless AZN. NEVER.
amber rebellious new version
  06/07/13
I've literally never seen an Asian homeless person
Pungent lay
  06/08/13
tell us your story bro
floppy community account
  06/07/13
*sigh* i don't even know where to start.
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
Savings? Debt? Height? Squat?
Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake
  06/07/13
0 / -75k / 5'9 / 250 (maybe)
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
lol
Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake
  06/07/13
i know bro, i know...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
Long term plans?
Bisexual clown trust fund
  06/07/13
none at this moment, except sneaking back into a gated commu...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
i am not encouraging any course of action, but why haven't y...
Erotic Institution Pozpig
  06/07/13
an excellent question; i ask myself this everyday i wake up ...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
how are you going to have sex? do you fear for your safet...
Rusted Chapel Police Squad
  06/07/13
sex is the least of my concerns at the moment yes, i do f...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
Why not go to family and ask to sleep on their couch for a w...
Carnelian Balding Affirmative Action
  06/07/13
most of my family is overseas (i'm asian btw) and doesn't kn...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
Beg a friend for a place to stay for a week. Have your famil...
Carnelian Balding Affirmative Action
  06/07/13
yeah i know - getting pretty desperate now. homelessness at ...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
Don't wait on that. Go home. Do everything you can to get ho...
Carnelian Balding Affirmative Action
  06/07/13
Flame or you are really clueless. Get them to send you ca...
Nofapping Translucent Boltzmann Striped Hyena
  06/07/13
how long since u were kicked out apt? was eviction due to...
impressive weed whacker
  06/07/13
Yes and yes.
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
go to a shelter
Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake
  06/07/13
i'm looking.
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
What skills do you have? Can you do anything useful?
big-titted plum useless brakes twinkling uncleanness
  06/07/13
i think i have may have decent verbal and math skills (was a...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
Can you do anything for me remotely that can justify $$$? ...
big-titted plum useless brakes twinkling uncleanness
  06/07/13
nope. i go to the park restrooms to masturbate, then i go...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
180 life. Weight?
jet-lagged public bath ratface
  06/07/13
what are your homeless buddies like?
Unhinged scarlet genital piercing
  06/08/13
you are coherent, presumably white, and have US citizenship....
dull kink-friendly orchestra pit generalized bond
  06/07/13
not white
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
not necessarily a problem.
dull kink-friendly orchestra pit generalized bond
  06/07/13
explain how this helps him
Erotic Institution Pozpig
  06/07/13
lol
Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake
  06/07/13
Cop dat shelter. Talk to social worker immediately. Get shit...
dashing carmine volcanic crater
  06/07/13
yeah xo is the only thing keeping me on my feet on a social ...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
Are you finding time to squat?
Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake
  06/07/13
not really
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
You're too busy no doubt
jet-lagged public bath ratface
  06/07/13
only after eating food from the dumpster
Racy Internet-worthy Antidepressant Drug
  06/08/13
been in a similar situation myself. protip: find a studen...
geriatric bateful area
  06/07/13
thx bro, yeah i've done this already a few times but the cus...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
alrite bros, gotta go now - the librarian is about to kick m...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/07/13
If this is not flame, then this is one of the greatest poast...
Violent ebony old irish cottage crackhouse
  06/07/13
i'm not sure where this bro is barred but doc review is pret...
Beady-eyed outnumbered abode
  06/07/13
lol but cr
Obsidian Drunken Lodge
  06/07/13
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filthy cruise ship
  06/07/13
lol he literally got NOWAG'd by life
180 halford
  06/07/13
The book subject alone would get him interviewed by NY Times...
very tactful factory reset button jap
  06/07/13
what do you do for food?
wonderful deranged prole circlehead
  06/07/13
Enroll in an mba/llm/ma or anything and get on that sweet st...
filthy cruise ship
  06/07/13
probably not a bad way to score an apartment tbh
wonderful deranged prole circlehead
  06/07/13
...
Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake
  06/07/13
...
filthy cruise ship
  06/07/13
Next lifetime movie: HOMELESS TO NYU TAX LLM
Beady-eyed outnumbered abode
  06/07/13
Then back to homeless
claret therapy base
  06/07/13
180
Titillating Arrogant Pit Private Investor
  11/10/13
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smoky spectacular corner
  11/10/13
i'm serious brah. school starts in like 2 months--you got...
filthy cruise ship
  06/07/13
no i can't do this sorry i can't imagine taking another clas...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
bro you don't even have to do anything just show up
filthy cruise ship
  06/08/13
bros it's me again - i'm at barnes and nobles so i can take ...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
where did you sleep last night
geriatric bateful area
  06/08/13
backyard of a realtor demo house
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
do you have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle
geriatric bateful area
  06/08/13
i have 115 dollars and 78 cents left. in about a week - i wi...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
i think you could buy enough ramen noodles, canned goods and...
geriatric bateful area
  06/08/13
have you applied for welfare and foodstamps
Heady light karate
  06/08/13
welfare no. foodstamps yes.
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
you get approved?
Heady light karate
  06/08/13
yeah a week ago, life is definitely a little easier now.
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
nice, how do they verify your situation? did they think you ...
Heady light karate
  06/08/13
well, it's pretty straightforward, they just check if you're...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
curious how they verify your homeless status. do they just ...
Heady light karate
  06/08/13
(Amory Blaine)
Laughsome depressive
  06/08/13
haven't read that one book in a while - do i really look lik...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
Homeless, gravitating toward your alma mater, circling the d...
Laughsome depressive
  06/08/13
noted
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
Have you ever thought about doing some low level shit to cop...
angry nudist temple
  06/08/13
of course i have, but one of the lingering problems is that ...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
low level shit doesn't get you jail time. blacks in jail for...
Honey-headed pontificating death wish range
  11/10/13
i would literally just kill myself
cerise french chef theater stage
  06/08/13
thinking about doing so if i can't get back on my feet withi...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
can you get a credit card? i think there are some places wh...
cerise french chef theater stage
  06/08/13
worst flame in a long time
Pale hairless selfie
  06/08/13
not flame
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
alright brejs, gotta roll now - heading off to a state park ...
Passionate Puce Whorehouse
  06/08/13
Lol for fucks sake stop poasting, brother. STOP POASTING.
razzmatazz orange rehab lettuce
  06/08/13
do you have paypal? I will send you money.
Pale hairless selfie
  06/08/13
(nice guy)
smoky spectacular corner
  11/10/13
poast pic of shoes or grimy fingernails. on the wire they...
impressive weed whacker
  06/08/13
This bro still homeless?
at-the-ready silver box office sweet tailpipe
  11/10/13
nice bump
sooty feces gaming laptop
  11/10/13
probably dead by now :/
Stimulating sound barrier legend
  11/10/13
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mauve exhilarant garrison
  08/03/15
lol
Beta hideous theater black woman
  11/10/13
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at-the-ready silver box office sweet tailpipe
  07/29/15
asian-american parents would never kick their kids out and l...
wine newt
  08/03/15


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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349926)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Ungodly bistre filthpig incel

where did u sleep last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349930)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

local park near my alma mater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349934)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Ungodly bistre filthpig incel

what r u poasting from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349940)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

local library

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349945)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: Ungodly bistre filthpig incel

when do they close?

what are the best bathrooms for a homeless breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349957)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

best b-rooms are probably fitness centers (LA fitness, 24 hr, planet fitness, etc.), where the b-room is located close enough to the entrance and during a busy hour where they don't really check for membership cards. fitness ctr b-rooms are great for a quick shower and sauna to de-stress after a long day of homelessness.

edit: this current library i'm at will close at 9:00 PM - so i'll probably have to relocate to a starbucks or a hipster cafe to continue poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349972)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 11:56 AM
Author: Charcoal sinister library

"after a long day of homelessness"

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352129)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 12:16 PM
Author: galvanic quadroon

Taking care of business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352172)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Beta hideous theater black woman

putting that law degree to good use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349943)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Ungodly bistre filthpig incel

meanwhile at diesel's house:

lol gonna poast some "me and spack" threads. think i'll go to taco bell around 2:30 pm. better get some money from mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349978)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: 180 halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350488)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Cracking idiotic alpha hall

how do you have access to the internet??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349942)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

i have a small cheap netbook that i carry around - otherwise i just go to the library - like right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349950)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: Cracking idiotic alpha hall

what's the cause of your current lot in life brother??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349955)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

got nojerb pwned after graduation - have an antisocial/asocial personality so i have no friends or supportive parents, ending up getting kicked out of my apartment a few months ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349966)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: Cracking idiotic alpha hall

jfc bro, if serious, I legit feel bad for you. Is your family really not that supportive??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350018)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

yeah, my family has always been stingy and BOOTSTRAPS cultists. it's hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350040)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:16 PM
Author: Cracking idiotic alpha hall

wtf, this just doesn't compute. Your parents would literally rather see you living on the street? I mean, couldn't you at least shack up at their place for a few months while you get your shit in order??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350045)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

i'm azn. this is what crazy striver azn parents literally do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350054)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Cracking idiotic alpha hall

does not compute



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350085)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350097)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: Cracking idiotic alpha hall

Bro, get on the phone, say "Mom, Dad, I done fucked up real good, I'm sorry, I need a place to stay for a bit"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350105)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

i'll try again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350138)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Obsidian Drunken Lodge

wtf? my asian parents would treat me like shit and constantly threaten to kick me out but still let me live with them if i had no place to live and at least was trying to find a job. if yours seriously won't at least give you a home while they berate you daily, i feel sorry for u bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350140)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

well my mom divorced a while back and remarried to a failure of a human being that words cannot describe - one of the many reasons i'm currently snuggled up in my old university hoodie at the cooking recipe section of this library

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350154)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Obsidian Drunken Lodge

brother i can truly empathize with you. a couple of the details itt line up eerily with shit out of my past. i was never straight up homeless but i did go through a period of really shitty living conditions and while my life still isn't perfect it's objectively/statistically >90th percentile at this point, just over a year later.

i was almost certainly going to end up in a situation like yours at a certain point but i was just like FUCK this and hustled my way to a modest beginning, and it progressively improved from there. being homeless for several months must have at least opened your eyes... force yourself through sheer willpower to become a completely different person if you have to, if that's what it takes. maybe you weren't given the best lot in life or genetics or personality, but you are definitely fucking better than this right? don't give up hope, and definitely hustle your ass off bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350202)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

ty brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353316)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: amber rebellious new version

I have NEVER seen a homeless AZN. NEVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350624)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Pungent lay

I've literally never seen an Asian homeless person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23351803)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: floppy community account

tell us your story bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349958)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

*sigh* i don't even know where to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349987)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake

Savings? Debt? Height? Squat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349961)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

0 / -75k / 5'9 / 250 (maybe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349976)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350010)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

i know bro, i know...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350023)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Bisexual clown trust fund

Long term plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349971)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

none at this moment, except sneaking back into a gated community swimming pool (which has great places to lie down and relax)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349984)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Erotic Institution Pozpig

i am not encouraging any course of action, but why haven't you killed yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349991)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

an excellent question; i ask myself this everyday i wake up in a smelly, ripped sleeping bag why i haven't done so yet. i'm probably waiting until i completely drain the sympathy of the handful of friends i have left before i jump off a bridge while on meth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350020)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Rusted Chapel Police Squad

how are you going to have sex?

do you fear for your safety?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350028)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

sex is the least of my concerns at the moment

yes, i do fear for my safety (robbery, gay rape, w/e) every time i sleep on a bench or hidden park meadow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350033)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: Carnelian Balding Affirmative Action

Why not go to family and ask to sleep on their couch for a week or two while getting your shit together? You don't have even one parent, sibling, grandparent, old friend, that would let you do this knowing the alternative would be homelessness? How long have you been homeless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350034)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

most of my family is overseas (i'm asian btw) and doesn't know about my situation - and even if they did, they can't do much about it since i no longer possess a bank account that can receive wire transfers. i've been homeless for about a month now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350051)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Carnelian Balding Affirmative Action

Beg a friend for a place to stay for a week. Have your family wire the money for a plane ticket home into your friend's account. Use that money to fly home. Stay with family for a few weeks to get your head straight and get your life together. Get even some shit evan39 grocery store job... just something to provide some modicum of stability. You must do this. Your current situation is not tenable. Your family would want to help if they knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350072)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

yeah i know - getting pretty desperate now. homelessness at this point is no longer some kind of ideal T.S. Eliot poetic verse, but rather a grinding anal-fucking reality that is shattering my self-esteem to subatomic particles.

i've applied for Ralphs and Vons and hoping to get a reply soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350093)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Carnelian Balding Affirmative Action

Don't wait on that. Go home. Do everything you can to get home. Then start looking for menial labor to get your life back on track.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350209)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Nofapping Translucent Boltzmann Striped Hyena

Flame or you are really clueless.

Get them to send you cash via western union.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350265)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: impressive weed whacker

how long since u were kicked out apt?

was eviction due to no $$?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350053)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

Yes and yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350055)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake

go to a shelter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350057)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

i'm looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350059)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: big-titted plum useless brakes twinkling uncleanness

What skills do you have? Can you do anything useful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350060)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

i think i have may have decent verbal and math skills (was a pure math and philosophy major in college) and verbal analytic ability (with my TTT law degree). that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350075)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: big-titted plum useless brakes twinkling uncleanness

Can you do anything for me remotely that can justify $$$?

What do you do all day? Do you just hang around on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350099)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

nope.

i go to the park restrooms to masturbate, then i go to starbucks or the library to check email (job opportunities) and browse the news and read online statistics about the Human Development Index. after that, i usually sit at the park for hours at a time until the sun goes down and i meet up with a few other homeless buddies i know and find a place to sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350128)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath ratface

180 life. Weight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350491)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Unhinged scarlet genital piercing

what are your homeless buddies like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353439)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: dull kink-friendly orchestra pit generalized bond

you are coherent, presumably white, and have US citizenship. i think it's time to get online and chat with some 40-something filipinas and china-women who need a boyfriend for immigration purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350069)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350078)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: dull kink-friendly orchestra pit generalized bond

not necessarily a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350115)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Erotic Institution Pozpig

explain how this helps him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350079)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350089)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: dashing carmine volcanic crater

Cop dat shelter. Talk to social worker immediately. Get shitjob just so u can cop ur own place and get back on feet.

Assuming not flame, very sorry bro GL. Enjoy the adventure of life even in its utter shittiness. That you're poasting implies (if not flame) that you're sort of enjoying the humor of your situation. Don't lose that man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350095)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

yeah xo is the only thing keeping me on my feet on a social level and reminding me to stay somewhat cheerful about this current clusterfuck of a situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350107)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake

Are you finding time to squat?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350159)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350174)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath ratface

You're too busy no doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350498)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: Racy Internet-worthy Antidepressant Drug

only after eating food from the dumpster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352165)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: geriatric bateful area

been in a similar situation myself.

protip: find a student lounge (of a sort) with comfy couches at your alma mater. one where no one cares if you stay 24-7. there's gotta be one or two if you look hard. sneak in before the building closes. spend the night safely. your alma mater owes you that much.

GL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350158)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

thx bro, yeah i've done this already a few times but the custodian got really mad at me and wanted me out even though i petitioned to the student council to let me stay longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350164)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

alrite bros, gotta go now - the librarian is about to kick me out for some arbitrary reason. ty all for the encouragement and advice, cya tomorrow maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350179)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Violent ebony old irish cottage crackhouse

If this is not flame, then this is one of the greatest poasts in the history of XO.

This guy should tell his story to Above the Law cause honestly I smell book deal.

This is fucking 180 awesome. I mean to read, not to live.

This guy though should seriously go to Asia and just try to survive there. It is 100 times cheaper than the US.

Also why the fuck couldn't he at least get a doc review gig or some shit paralegal shit? Did you pass the bar little breh?

I don't feel sorry for anyone usually but if u are not flame I feel bad for u son, not just because u are homeless but also because u are an AZN male in America. That is like being homeless times two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350199)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed outnumbered abode

i'm not sure where this bro is barred but doc review is pretty concentrated in a handful of places so if he's not licensed in one of them, doc review might not be a great option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350207)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Obsidian Drunken Lodge

lol but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350210)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: filthy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350217)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: 180 halford

lol he literally got NOWAG'd by life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350526)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: very tactful factory reset button jap

The book subject alone would get him interviewed by NY Times and other big publications.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350536)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: wonderful deranged prole circlehead

what do you do for food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350213)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: filthy cruise ship

Enroll in an mba/llm/ma or anything and get on that sweet student loan money.

then do ibr or paye after or just stay in school forever living off student loans.

beats being homeless at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350222)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: wonderful deranged prole circlehead

probably not a bad way to score an apartment tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350233)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:00 PM
Author: Pearl Fragrant Wagecucks Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350276)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: filthy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350585)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed outnumbered abode

Next lifetime movie:

HOMELESS TO NYU TAX LLM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350507)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: claret therapy base

Then back to homeless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350660)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Titillating Arrogant Pit Private Investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412889)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: smoky spectacular corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412892)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: filthy cruise ship

i'm serious brah.

school starts in like 2 months--you got time to get in somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350590)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

no i can't do this sorry i can't imagine taking another class again after going through this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352927)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: filthy cruise ship

bro you don't even have to do anything just show up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352999)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:31 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

bros it's me again - i'm at barnes and nobles so i can take q's again and poast for roughly half an hour at the most, getting kind of thirsty from eating dried ramen noodles all day and need a shower soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352834)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: geriatric bateful area

where did you sleep last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352898)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:43 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

backyard of a realtor demo house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352919)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: geriatric bateful area

do you have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353012)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

i have 115 dollars and 78 cents left. in about a week - i will not have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle and will literally be a literal homeless dude. i'm scared bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353261)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: geriatric bateful area

i think you could buy enough ramen noodles, canned goods and vitamin supplements to sustain this lifestyle for another month or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353307)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Heady light karate

have you applied for welfare and foodstamps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352929)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

welfare no. foodstamps yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352944)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: Heady light karate

you get approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353010)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

yeah a week ago, life is definitely a little easier now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353018)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Heady light karate

nice, how do they verify your situation? did they think you were lying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353027)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

well, it's pretty straightforward, they just check if you're not under SSI/SSP or any other supplementary program the begin with and then they ask for a 1040 or make you do a manual fill-out financial status form. then you fill out a personal info questionnaire and show SS card/ID. it takes about 2-3 weeks. the verification process can be expedited down to a week if you're homeless from the start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353108)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: Heady light karate

curious how they verify your homeless status. do they just look at your clothes and smell you? wondering how easy it is to game the system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353299)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive

(Amory Blaine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352958)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

haven't read that one book in a while - do i really look like a ivy striver dropout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352972)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive

Homeless, gravitating toward your alma mater, circling the drain of killself territory--there are certain similarities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352997)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353002)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: angry nudist temple

Have you ever thought about doing some low level shit to cop dat jailtime and, with it, free food, shelter, and showers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353086)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

of course i have, but one of the lingering problems is that my options for "hustling" and survival quotient is very limited due to my "model minority" ethnicity. it's a lot easier to be homeless and hustle if you're black, hispanic or even white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353124)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed pontificating death wish range

low level shit doesn't get you jail time. blacks in jail for shoplifting have 20 priors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413115)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: cerise french chef theater stage

i would literally just kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353309)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

thinking about doing so if i can't get back on my feet within a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353320)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: cerise french chef theater stage

can you get a credit card? i think there are some places where you can put rent on a credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353369)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Pale hairless selfie

worst flame in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353312)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353322)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Passionate Puce Whorehouse

alright brejs, gotta roll now - heading off to a state park where i can hopefully camp out for a few days before the ranger catches us, there's rumors of free wifi and shower restrooms there as well...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353327)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz orange rehab lettuce

Lol for fucks sake stop poasting, brother. STOP POASTING.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353359)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Pale hairless selfie

do you have paypal? I will send you money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353402)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: smoky spectacular corner

(nice guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412881)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: impressive weed whacker

poast pic of shoes or grimy fingernails.

on the wire they told this undercover cop that he couldn;t pass as a homeless dude bc his shoes didn't fit the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353440)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready silver box office sweet tailpipe

This bro still homeless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412791)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: sooty feces gaming laptop

nice bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412942)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: Stimulating sound barrier legend

probably dead by now :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413002)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: mauve exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28472626)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:27 PM
Author: Beta hideous theater black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413141)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: at-the-ready silver box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28438605)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: wine newt

asian-american parents would never kick their kids out and let them be homeless. bizarre flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28472977)