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guy who is currently and literally homeless, takin q's for a bit

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Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
where did u sleep last night?
Marvelous Menage Hunting Ground
  06/07/13
local park near my alma mater
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
what r u poasting from?
Marvelous Menage Hunting Ground
  06/07/13
local library
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
when do they close? what are the best bathrooms for a ho...
Marvelous Menage Hunting Ground
  06/07/13
best b-rooms are probably fitness centers (LA fitness, 24 hr...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
"after a long day of homelessness" lol.
fear-inspiring dark old irish cottage hell
  06/08/13
Taking care of business
concupiscible gold reading party people who are hurt
  06/08/13
putting that law degree to good use
low-t turquoise area
  06/07/13
meanwhile at diesel's house: lol gonna poast some "m...
Marvelous Menage Hunting Ground
  06/07/13
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aphrodisiac dun philosopher-king dysfunction
  06/07/13
how do you have access to the internet??
Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse
  06/07/13
i have a small cheap netbook that i carry around - otherwise...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
what's the cause of your current lot in life brother??
Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse
  06/07/13
got nojerb pwned after graduation - have an antisocial/asoci...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
jfc bro, if serious, I legit feel bad for you. Is your famil...
Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse
  06/07/13
yeah, my family has always been stingy and BOOTSTRAPS cultis...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
wtf, this just doesn't compute. Your parents would literally...
Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse
  06/07/13
i'm azn. this is what crazy striver azn parents literally do...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
does not compute
Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse
  06/07/13
not flame
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
Bro, get on the phone, say "Mom, Dad, I done fucked up ...
Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse
  06/07/13
i'll try again
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
wtf? my asian parents would treat me like shit and constantl...
Godawful New Version Love Of Her Life
  06/07/13
well my mom divorced a while back and remarried to a failure...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
brother i can truly empathize with you. a couple of the deta...
Godawful New Version Love Of Her Life
  06/07/13
ty brother.
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
I have NEVER seen a homeless AZN. NEVER.
Mewling fragrant toaster water buffalo
  06/07/13
I've literally never seen an Asian homeless person
Chartreuse irradiated therapy casino
  06/08/13
tell us your story bro
sick tattoo rigpig
  06/07/13
*sigh* i don't even know where to start.
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
Savings? Debt? Height? Squat?
wonderful theatre
  06/07/13
0 / -75k / 5'9 / 250 (maybe)
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
lol
wonderful theatre
  06/07/13
i know bro, i know...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
Long term plans?
Unholy address trust fund
  06/07/13
none at this moment, except sneaking back into a gated commu...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
i am not encouraging any course of action, but why haven't y...
Sickened doobsian sanctuary
  06/07/13
an excellent question; i ask myself this everyday i wake up ...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
how are you going to have sex? do you fear for your safet...
vigorous arrogant pocket flask
  06/07/13
sex is the least of my concerns at the moment yes, i do f...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
Why not go to family and ask to sleep on their couch for a w...
Free-loading resort
  06/07/13
most of my family is overseas (i'm asian btw) and doesn't kn...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
Beg a friend for a place to stay for a week. Have your famil...
Free-loading resort
  06/07/13
yeah i know - getting pretty desperate now. homelessness at ...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
Don't wait on that. Go home. Do everything you can to get ho...
Free-loading resort
  06/07/13
Flame or you are really clueless. Get them to send you ca...
Federal Plum Locus
  06/07/13
how long since u were kicked out apt? was eviction due to...
galvanic selfie
  06/07/13
Yes and yes.
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
go to a shelter
wonderful theatre
  06/07/13
i'm looking.
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
What skills do you have? Can you do anything useful?
Swashbuckling Cruise Ship Crotch
  06/07/13
i think i have may have decent verbal and math skills (was a...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
Can you do anything for me remotely that can justify $$$? ...
Swashbuckling Cruise Ship Crotch
  06/07/13
nope. i go to the park restrooms to masturbate, then i go...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
180 life. Weight?
Excitant Gaping
  06/07/13
what are your homeless buddies like?
Well-lubricated garnet fat ankles whorehouse
  06/08/13
you are coherent, presumably white, and have US citizenship....
rambunctious jap legal warrant
  06/07/13
not white
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
not necessarily a problem.
rambunctious jap legal warrant
  06/07/13
explain how this helps him
Sickened doobsian sanctuary
  06/07/13
lol
wonderful theatre
  06/07/13
Cop dat shelter. Talk to social worker immediately. Get shit...
Indecent property
  06/07/13
yeah xo is the only thing keeping me on my feet on a social ...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
Are you finding time to squat?
wonderful theatre
  06/07/13
not really
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
You're too busy no doubt
Excitant Gaping
  06/07/13
only after eating food from the dumpster
Pearl school cafeteria
  06/08/13
been in a similar situation myself. protip: find a studen...
laughsome school
  06/07/13
thx bro, yeah i've done this already a few times but the cus...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
alrite bros, gotta go now - the librarian is about to kick m...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/07/13
If this is not flame, then this is one of the greatest poast...
big rigor
  06/07/13
i'm not sure where this bro is barred but doc review is pret...
Ocher friendly grandma newt
  06/07/13
lol but cr
Godawful New Version Love Of Her Life
  06/07/13
...
Deranged filthpig
  06/07/13
lol he literally got NOWAG'd by life
aphrodisiac dun philosopher-king dysfunction
  06/07/13
The book subject alone would get him interviewed by NY Times...
pea-brained heaven faggotry
  06/07/13
what do you do for food?
Mahogany useless field giraffe
  06/07/13
Enroll in an mba/llm/ma or anything and get on that sweet st...
Deranged filthpig
  06/07/13
probably not a bad way to score an apartment tbh
Mahogany useless field giraffe
  06/07/13
...
wonderful theatre
  06/07/13
...
Deranged filthpig
  06/07/13
Next lifetime movie: HOMELESS TO NYU TAX LLM
Ocher friendly grandma newt
  06/07/13
Then back to homeless
Crystalline arousing candlestick maker
  06/07/13
180
Dashing Up-to-no-good Genital Piercing
  11/10/13
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orchid home nibblets
  11/10/13
i'm serious brah. school starts in like 2 months--you got...
Deranged filthpig
  06/07/13
no i can't do this sorry i can't imagine taking another clas...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
bro you don't even have to do anything just show up
Deranged filthpig
  06/08/13
bros it's me again - i'm at barnes and nobles so i can take ...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
where did you sleep last night
laughsome school
  06/08/13
backyard of a realtor demo house
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
do you have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle
laughsome school
  06/08/13
i have 115 dollars and 78 cents left. in about a week - i wi...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
i think you could buy enough ramen noodles, canned goods and...
laughsome school
  06/08/13
have you applied for welfare and foodstamps
wine famous landscape painting
  06/08/13
welfare no. foodstamps yes.
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
you get approved?
wine famous landscape painting
  06/08/13
yeah a week ago, life is definitely a little easier now.
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
nice, how do they verify your situation? did they think you ...
wine famous landscape painting
  06/08/13
well, it's pretty straightforward, they just check if you're...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
curious how they verify your homeless status. do they just ...
wine famous landscape painting
  06/08/13
(Amory Blaine)
violent kitty community account
  06/08/13
haven't read that one book in a while - do i really look lik...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
Homeless, gravitating toward your alma mater, circling the d...
violent kitty community account
  06/08/13
noted
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
Have you ever thought about doing some low level shit to cop...
Costumed appetizing principal's office background story
  06/08/13
of course i have, but one of the lingering problems is that ...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
low level shit doesn't get you jail time. blacks in jail for...
Razzle Bawdyhouse Gay Wizard
  11/10/13
i would literally just kill myself
Flushed Foreskin
  06/08/13
thinking about doing so if i can't get back on my feet withi...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
can you get a credit card? i think there are some places wh...
Flushed Foreskin
  06/08/13
worst flame in a long time
vibrant regret
  06/08/13
not flame
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
alright brejs, gotta roll now - heading off to a state park ...
Duck-like voyeur
  06/08/13
Lol for fucks sake stop poasting, brother. STOP POASTING.
chest-beating mediation
  06/08/13
do you have paypal? I will send you money.
vibrant regret
  06/08/13
(nice guy)
orchid home nibblets
  11/10/13
poast pic of shoes or grimy fingernails. on the wire they...
galvanic selfie
  06/08/13
This bro still homeless?
Heady Affirmative Action Pit
  11/10/13
nice bump
Confused skinny woman
  11/10/13
probably dead by now :/
Umber Abnormal Ceo Mad Cow Disease
  11/10/13
...
Razzle-dazzle Tanning Salon Depressive
  08/03/15
lol
low-t turquoise area
  11/10/13
...
Heady Affirmative Action Pit
  07/29/15
asian-american parents would never kick their kids out and l...
iridescent talking site
  08/03/15


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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349926)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Marvelous Menage Hunting Ground

where did u sleep last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349930)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

local park near my alma mater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349934)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Menage Hunting Ground

what r u poasting from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349940)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

local library

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349945)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Menage Hunting Ground

when do they close?

what are the best bathrooms for a homeless breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349957)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

best b-rooms are probably fitness centers (LA fitness, 24 hr, planet fitness, etc.), where the b-room is located close enough to the entrance and during a busy hour where they don't really check for membership cards. fitness ctr b-rooms are great for a quick shower and sauna to de-stress after a long day of homelessness.

edit: this current library i'm at will close at 9:00 PM - so i'll probably have to relocate to a starbucks or a hipster cafe to continue poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349972)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 11:56 AM
Author: fear-inspiring dark old irish cottage hell

"after a long day of homelessness"

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352129)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 12:16 PM
Author: concupiscible gold reading party people who are hurt

Taking care of business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352172)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: low-t turquoise area

putting that law degree to good use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349943)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Menage Hunting Ground

meanwhile at diesel's house:

lol gonna poast some "me and spack" threads. think i'll go to taco bell around 2:30 pm. better get some money from mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349978)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dun philosopher-king dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350488)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse

how do you have access to the internet??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349942)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

i have a small cheap netbook that i carry around - otherwise i just go to the library - like right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349950)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse

what's the cause of your current lot in life brother??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349955)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

got nojerb pwned after graduation - have an antisocial/asocial personality so i have no friends or supportive parents, ending up getting kicked out of my apartment a few months ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349966)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse

jfc bro, if serious, I legit feel bad for you. Is your family really not that supportive??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350018)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

yeah, my family has always been stingy and BOOTSTRAPS cultists. it's hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350040)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:16 PM
Author: Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse

wtf, this just doesn't compute. Your parents would literally rather see you living on the street? I mean, couldn't you at least shack up at their place for a few months while you get your shit in order??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350045)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

i'm azn. this is what crazy striver azn parents literally do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350054)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse

does not compute



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350085)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350097)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: Pearly at-the-ready telephone crackhouse

Bro, get on the phone, say "Mom, Dad, I done fucked up real good, I'm sorry, I need a place to stay for a bit"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350105)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

i'll try again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350138)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Godawful New Version Love Of Her Life

wtf? my asian parents would treat me like shit and constantly threaten to kick me out but still let me live with them if i had no place to live and at least was trying to find a job. if yours seriously won't at least give you a home while they berate you daily, i feel sorry for u bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350140)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

well my mom divorced a while back and remarried to a failure of a human being that words cannot describe - one of the many reasons i'm currently snuggled up in my old university hoodie at the cooking recipe section of this library

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350154)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Godawful New Version Love Of Her Life

brother i can truly empathize with you. a couple of the details itt line up eerily with shit out of my past. i was never straight up homeless but i did go through a period of really shitty living conditions and while my life still isn't perfect it's objectively/statistically >90th percentile at this point, just over a year later.

i was almost certainly going to end up in a situation like yours at a certain point but i was just like FUCK this and hustled my way to a modest beginning, and it progressively improved from there. being homeless for several months must have at least opened your eyes... force yourself through sheer willpower to become a completely different person if you have to, if that's what it takes. maybe you weren't given the best lot in life or genetics or personality, but you are definitely fucking better than this right? don't give up hope, and definitely hustle your ass off bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350202)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

ty brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353316)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: Mewling fragrant toaster water buffalo

I have NEVER seen a homeless AZN. NEVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350624)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse irradiated therapy casino

I've literally never seen an Asian homeless person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23351803)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: sick tattoo rigpig

tell us your story bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349958)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

*sigh* i don't even know where to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349987)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: wonderful theatre

Savings? Debt? Height? Squat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349961)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

0 / -75k / 5'9 / 250 (maybe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349976)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: wonderful theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350010)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

i know bro, i know...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350023)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Unholy address trust fund

Long term plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349971)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

none at this moment, except sneaking back into a gated community swimming pool (which has great places to lie down and relax)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349984)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Sickened doobsian sanctuary

i am not encouraging any course of action, but why haven't you killed yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23349991)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

an excellent question; i ask myself this everyday i wake up in a smelly, ripped sleeping bag why i haven't done so yet. i'm probably waiting until i completely drain the sympathy of the handful of friends i have left before i jump off a bridge while on meth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350020)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: vigorous arrogant pocket flask

how are you going to have sex?

do you fear for your safety?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350028)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

sex is the least of my concerns at the moment

yes, i do fear for my safety (robbery, gay rape, w/e) every time i sleep on a bench or hidden park meadow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350033)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: Free-loading resort

Why not go to family and ask to sleep on their couch for a week or two while getting your shit together? You don't have even one parent, sibling, grandparent, old friend, that would let you do this knowing the alternative would be homelessness? How long have you been homeless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350034)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

most of my family is overseas (i'm asian btw) and doesn't know about my situation - and even if they did, they can't do much about it since i no longer possess a bank account that can receive wire transfers. i've been homeless for about a month now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350051)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Free-loading resort

Beg a friend for a place to stay for a week. Have your family wire the money for a plane ticket home into your friend's account. Use that money to fly home. Stay with family for a few weeks to get your head straight and get your life together. Get even some shit evan39 grocery store job... just something to provide some modicum of stability. You must do this. Your current situation is not tenable. Your family would want to help if they knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350072)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

yeah i know - getting pretty desperate now. homelessness at this point is no longer some kind of ideal T.S. Eliot poetic verse, but rather a grinding anal-fucking reality that is shattering my self-esteem to subatomic particles.

i've applied for Ralphs and Vons and hoping to get a reply soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350093)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Free-loading resort

Don't wait on that. Go home. Do everything you can to get home. Then start looking for menial labor to get your life back on track.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350209)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Federal Plum Locus

Flame or you are really clueless.

Get them to send you cash via western union.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350265)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: galvanic selfie

how long since u were kicked out apt?

was eviction due to no $$?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350053)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

Yes and yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350055)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: wonderful theatre

go to a shelter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350057)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

i'm looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350059)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cruise Ship Crotch

What skills do you have? Can you do anything useful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350060)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

i think i have may have decent verbal and math skills (was a pure math and philosophy major in college) and verbal analytic ability (with my TTT law degree). that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350075)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cruise Ship Crotch

Can you do anything for me remotely that can justify $$$?

What do you do all day? Do you just hang around on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350099)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

nope.

i go to the park restrooms to masturbate, then i go to starbucks or the library to check email (job opportunities) and browse the news and read online statistics about the Human Development Index. after that, i usually sit at the park for hours at a time until the sun goes down and i meet up with a few other homeless buddies i know and find a place to sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350128)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Excitant Gaping

180 life. Weight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350491)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Well-lubricated garnet fat ankles whorehouse

what are your homeless buddies like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353439)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: rambunctious jap legal warrant

you are coherent, presumably white, and have US citizenship. i think it's time to get online and chat with some 40-something filipinas and china-women who need a boyfriend for immigration purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350069)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350078)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: rambunctious jap legal warrant

not necessarily a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350115)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Sickened doobsian sanctuary

explain how this helps him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350079)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: wonderful theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350089)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Indecent property

Cop dat shelter. Talk to social worker immediately. Get shitjob just so u can cop ur own place and get back on feet.

Assuming not flame, very sorry bro GL. Enjoy the adventure of life even in its utter shittiness. That you're poasting implies (if not flame) that you're sort of enjoying the humor of your situation. Don't lose that man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350095)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

yeah xo is the only thing keeping me on my feet on a social level and reminding me to stay somewhat cheerful about this current clusterfuck of a situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350107)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: wonderful theatre

Are you finding time to squat?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350159)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350174)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: Excitant Gaping

You're too busy no doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350498)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: Pearl school cafeteria

only after eating food from the dumpster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352165)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: laughsome school

been in a similar situation myself.

protip: find a student lounge (of a sort) with comfy couches at your alma mater. one where no one cares if you stay 24-7. there's gotta be one or two if you look hard. sneak in before the building closes. spend the night safely. your alma mater owes you that much.

GL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350158)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

thx bro, yeah i've done this already a few times but the custodian got really mad at me and wanted me out even though i petitioned to the student council to let me stay longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350164)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

alrite bros, gotta go now - the librarian is about to kick me out for some arbitrary reason. ty all for the encouragement and advice, cya tomorrow maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350179)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: big rigor

If this is not flame, then this is one of the greatest poasts in the history of XO.

This guy should tell his story to Above the Law cause honestly I smell book deal.

This is fucking 180 awesome. I mean to read, not to live.

This guy though should seriously go to Asia and just try to survive there. It is 100 times cheaper than the US.

Also why the fuck couldn't he at least get a doc review gig or some shit paralegal shit? Did you pass the bar little breh?

I don't feel sorry for anyone usually but if u are not flame I feel bad for u son, not just because u are homeless but also because u are an AZN male in America. That is like being homeless times two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350199)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma newt

i'm not sure where this bro is barred but doc review is pretty concentrated in a handful of places so if he's not licensed in one of them, doc review might not be a great option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350207)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Godawful New Version Love Of Her Life

lol but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350210)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Deranged filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350217)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dun philosopher-king dysfunction

lol he literally got NOWAG'd by life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350526)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: pea-brained heaven faggotry

The book subject alone would get him interviewed by NY Times and other big publications.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350536)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Mahogany useless field giraffe

what do you do for food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350213)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: Deranged filthpig

Enroll in an mba/llm/ma or anything and get on that sweet student loan money.

then do ibr or paye after or just stay in school forever living off student loans.

beats being homeless at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350222)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Mahogany useless field giraffe

probably not a bad way to score an apartment tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350233)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:00 PM
Author: wonderful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350276)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Deranged filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350585)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: Ocher friendly grandma newt

Next lifetime movie:

HOMELESS TO NYU TAX LLM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350507)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: Crystalline arousing candlestick maker

Then back to homeless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350660)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Dashing Up-to-no-good Genital Piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412889)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: orchid home nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412892)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: Deranged filthpig

i'm serious brah.

school starts in like 2 months--you got time to get in somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23350590)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

no i can't do this sorry i can't imagine taking another class again after going through this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352927)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Deranged filthpig

bro you don't even have to do anything just show up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352999)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:31 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

bros it's me again - i'm at barnes and nobles so i can take q's again and poast for roughly half an hour at the most, getting kind of thirsty from eating dried ramen noodles all day and need a shower soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352834)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: laughsome school

where did you sleep last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352898)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:43 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

backyard of a realtor demo house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352919)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: laughsome school

do you have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353012)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

i have 115 dollars and 78 cents left. in about a week - i will not have enough cash to sustain this lifestyle and will literally be a literal homeless dude. i'm scared bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353261)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: laughsome school

i think you could buy enough ramen noodles, canned goods and vitamin supplements to sustain this lifestyle for another month or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353307)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: wine famous landscape painting

have you applied for welfare and foodstamps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352929)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

welfare no. foodstamps yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352944)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: wine famous landscape painting

you get approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353010)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

yeah a week ago, life is definitely a little easier now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353018)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: wine famous landscape painting

nice, how do they verify your situation? did they think you were lying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353027)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

well, it's pretty straightforward, they just check if you're not under SSI/SSP or any other supplementary program the begin with and then they ask for a 1040 or make you do a manual fill-out financial status form. then you fill out a personal info questionnaire and show SS card/ID. it takes about 2-3 weeks. the verification process can be expedited down to a week if you're homeless from the start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353108)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: wine famous landscape painting

curious how they verify your homeless status. do they just look at your clothes and smell you? wondering how easy it is to game the system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353299)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: violent kitty community account

(Amory Blaine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352958)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

haven't read that one book in a while - do i really look like a ivy striver dropout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352972)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: violent kitty community account

Homeless, gravitating toward your alma mater, circling the drain of killself territory--there are certain similarities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23352997)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353002)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: Costumed appetizing principal's office background story

Have you ever thought about doing some low level shit to cop dat jailtime and, with it, free food, shelter, and showers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353086)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

of course i have, but one of the lingering problems is that my options for "hustling" and survival quotient is very limited due to my "model minority" ethnicity. it's a lot easier to be homeless and hustle if you're black, hispanic or even white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353124)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Razzle Bawdyhouse Gay Wizard

low level shit doesn't get you jail time. blacks in jail for shoplifting have 20 priors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413115)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Flushed Foreskin

i would literally just kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353309)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

thinking about doing so if i can't get back on my feet within a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353320)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: Flushed Foreskin

can you get a credit card? i think there are some places where you can put rent on a credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353369)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: vibrant regret

worst flame in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353312)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353322)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Duck-like voyeur

alright brejs, gotta roll now - heading off to a state park where i can hopefully camp out for a few days before the ranger catches us, there's rumors of free wifi and shower restrooms there as well...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353327)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: chest-beating mediation

Lol for fucks sake stop poasting, brother. STOP POASTING.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353359)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: vibrant regret

do you have paypal? I will send you money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353402)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: orchid home nibblets

(nice guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412881)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: galvanic selfie

poast pic of shoes or grimy fingernails.

on the wire they told this undercover cop that he couldn;t pass as a homeless dude bc his shoes didn't fit the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#23353440)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: Heady Affirmative Action Pit

This bro still homeless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412791)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: Confused skinny woman

nice bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24412942)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: Umber Abnormal Ceo Mad Cow Disease

probably dead by now :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413002)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tanning Salon Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28472626)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 11:27 PM
Author: low-t turquoise area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#24413141)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: Heady Affirmative Action Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28438605)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: iridescent talking site

asian-american parents would never kick their kids out and let them be homeless. bizarre flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276130&forum_id=2#28472977)