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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: hateful diverse public bath goyim

lol, the nsa joined an al qaeda con call and thats how they found out about the yemen threat

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/07/al-qaeda-conference-call-intercepted-by-u-s-officials-sparked-alerts.html

It wasn’t just any terrorist message that triggered U.S. terror alerts and embassy closures—but a conference call of more than 20 far-flung al Qaeda operatives, Eli Lake and Josh Rogin report.

The crucial intercept that prompted the U.S. government to close embassies in 22 countries was a conference call between al Qaeda’s senior leaders and representatives of several of the group’s affiliates throughout the region.

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This file image from video the AP obtained Feb. 12, 2012, from the SITE Intel Group, an American private terrorist threat analysis company, shows al-Qaeda's leader Ayman al-Zawahiri in a web posting by al-Qaeda's media arm, as-Sahab.

The intercept provided the U.S. intelligence community with a rare glimpse into how al Qaeda’s leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, manages a global organization that includes affiliates in Africa, the Middle East, and southwest and southeast Asia.

Several news outlets reported Monday on an intercepted communication last week between Zawahiri and Nasser al-Wuhayshi, the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate based in Yemen. But The Daily Beast has learned that the discussion between the two al Qaeda leaders happened in a conference call that included the leaders or representatives of the top leadership of al Qaeda and its affiliates calling in from different locations, according to three U.S. officials familiar with the intelligence. All told, said one U.S. intelligence official, more than 20 al Qaeda operatives were on the call.

To be sure, the CIA had been tracking the threat posed by Wuhayshi for months. An earlier communication between Zawahiri and Wuhayshi delivered through a courier was picked up last month, according to three U.S. intelligence officials. But the conference call provided a new sense of urgency for the U.S. government, the sources said.

Al Qaeda members included representatives or leaders from Nigeria’s Boko Haram, the Pakistani Taliban, al Qaeda in Iraq, al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, and more obscure al Qaeda affiliates such as the Uzbekistan branch. Also on the call were representatives of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates such as al Qaeda in the Sinai Peninsula, according to a U.S. intelligence official. The presence of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates operating in the Sinai was one reason the State Department closed the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv, according to one U.S. intelligence official. “These guys already proved they could hit Eilat. It’s not out of the range of possibilities that they could hit us in Tel Aviv,” the official said.

Al Qaeda leaders had assumed the conference calls, which give Zawahiri the ability to manage his organization from a remote location, were secure. But leaks about the original intercepts have likely exposed the operation that allowed the U.S. intelligence community to listen in on the al Qaeda board meetings.

On Tuesday's "Tonight Show," President Obama addressed the al Qaeda terrorist threat, saying it is "significant enough that we're taking every precaution."

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom.”

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom,” one U.S. intelligence officer told The Daily Beast, referring to the coalition of villains featured in the Saturday morning cartoon Super Friends. The official said Zawahiri announced to the broader organization during the meeting that Wuhayshi had been promoted to “Ma’sul al-Amm,” an Arabic term that roughly translates as “general manager.” The promotion effectively gave the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate in Yemen operational control of al Qaeda’s many affiliates throughout the Muslim world, the official said, a key factor that led the State Department to close embassies, missions, and consulates throughout the region. “All you need to do is look at that list of places we shut down to get a sense of who was on the phone call,” the official said.

Also during the meeting, the various al Qaeda leaders discussed in vague terms plans for a pending attack and mentioned that a team or teams were already in place for such an attack. For some leading members of Congress, the revelation that al Qaeda’s leadership in Pakistan is actively managing and directing the operations of several affiliates directly refutes the Obama administration’s repeated assertion that the leadership of the core of the group has been decimated by American drone strikes and special operations forces while the affiliate groups have been strengthened.

“This may punch a sizable hole in the theory that al Qaeda is on the run,” Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told The Daily Beast on Tuesday.

During the 2012 presidential campaign, Obama often said that his administration’s actions put al Qaeda “on its heels,” although he later amended that claim to specify that he was referring to al Qaeda’s core leadership in Afghanistan and Pakistan. The administration continued to make that argument Monday.

“We’ve been clear that we have made a great deal of success against al Qaeda core in Afghanistan and Pakistan, that we have taken a number of steps to really decimate that group’s leadership, including, of course, most importantly, Osama bin Laden,” said State Department deputy spokeswoman Marie Harf on Monday. “But at the same time, we’ve all made clear, from the president on down, that we remain very concerned about the affiliates, al Qaeda affiliates throughout the world. And in that—first on that list is always AQAP.”

McCain said not only are the affiliates gaining strength but also that the core al Qaeda leadership in Pakistan is showing resilience, as evidenced by this latest news.

“The core seems to be able to able to reconstitute itself. The core also seems to be able to coordinate and manage the affiliates,” he said. “There was a gross underestimation by this administration of al Qaeda’s overall ability to replenish itself.”

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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:34 PM
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*Beep*

Conference Leader: Hold on guys. I think we have another caller. Who just joined?

Umar: Hey Guys. Sorry, but Yosef can't be here right now. This is Umar. So, I will be filling in for him. (In other words, Umar knows nothing about what is going on or how to respond.)

Other call: JFC! Don't use your real name.



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
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*al-Zawahiri angrily pantomimes "write this down" to a junior terrorist*

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al-Zalwahiri: Alright guys let's go ahead and get started. So first, I wanted...

*BEEP*

Operator: "<Silence>" "has joined the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: So I...

*BEEP*

Operator: "al-Wuhayshi" "has joined the conference"

al-Wuhayshi: Sorry I'm late guys

al-Wuhayshi: We had a child suicide-vest fitting run over. You know how that goes.

Mostafa: Heh heh, oh yea, that's for sure.

Gadahn: Ha, definitely.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, so...

Mostafa: We had one of those yesterday. He was a bit of a chubby kid, so we had to call the Vest Support Solutions Group to try to find something bigger than the original unit, and you know how speedy those guys are.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh, heh. You don't need to tell me.

Gadahn: Ha, yea, definitely.

[Pause]

al-Umari: Hey guys, I have a conflict at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in about 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, who is that?

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has joined the conference"

al-Umari: Oh, yea, this is Husayn, sorry. We have an armed conflict scheduled with another local tribe over a contested opium field at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed. Drawing a blank right now, been a long day. What did you say your name was?

al-Umari: Yes I'm sorry, this is Husayn Mohammed al-Umari, I'm sitting in for Ramadan Abdullah Mohammed Shallah. I believe he sent an email...

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, sorry about that. Well that's no problem. I don't think we're going to need the full hour anyway, I just wanted to do a quick touchbase on a few things.

Unknown: [loudly speaking to someone across the room in Arabic]

al-Zalwahiri: I'm getting some feedback over here, can you mute your line unless you're speaking to the group?

[Pause]

Unknown: [accidentally mashes some numbers on his satellite phone's touchpad]

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has left the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, thanks, so let's go ahead and get started.

al-Zalwahiri: So as you guys know, since the post-Usama re-org, we've been having the problem of "too many goat herders and not enough goats" in our functional group. So we brought in a former ISI consultant to do that SWOT analysis. He's finally going to be presenting the results next Wednesday I believe.

Faouzi: Is that next Wednesday? I thought the email said it was next Friday.

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, thank you. Yea I'm looking at the Outlook invite now... and it looks like you pretty much all accepted, so that's good.

al-Munawar: Yea, I'm looking forward to that. We've really needed someone to "think outside the cave", to really "pull back the burka" if you will, and look to see where we can insert some synergies around here.

Faouzi: Totally agree. It's overdue. I'm going to sound like a broken "Call to Prayer" record here, but I feel like a lot of people have been throwing one another under the bus. We need to come together, figure out what our core-competencies are, and move from there.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh. In fact, it's time we start blowing UP some buses.

[Laughter across the group]

al-Zalwahiri: That's actually one of the main recommendations of the analysis. I've already read a draft copy. It's good stuff.

[Remnant, quieting laughter]

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, so the next thing I wanted...

Gadahn: Yea, definitely, I just feel like we need someone to think outside the cave on this.

Faouzi: Hopefully this consultant is going to be more on the ball than the last one we brought in.

[Awkward silence]

al-Munawar: Oh merciful Mohammed, let's not go there.

Gadahn: LOL, ha, yea, definitely....okay...

Mukmar: Didn't we have to behead him?

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Right, so that brings me to the embassy initiative. Assad, do you have an update on that?

*Silence*

al-Zalwahiri: ... Assad, are you on the line?

[Pause]

Assad: Oh...

[Pause]

Assad: Woops.

Assad: Sorry I was on mute...

al-Zalwahiri: That's OK, go ahead...

Assad: Sure, so we're still trying to get operational with that project. A few road blocks have come up that we weren't expecting. So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: Is your crew having some visa issues or something?

Assad: No, we're dealing with some literal roadblocks. They added some new ones in front of the embassy, some additional checkpoints too.

Assad: So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: So are we not confident on the original "go-dead" date?

Assad: Let's table that conversation for now. I'm having a meeting with the local project manager later this evening, and I think that will be dependent on what he says.

al-Zalwahiri: Can you forward me the dial-in information for that call?

Assad: Sure. I'll go ahead and do that... right.. now.

[Pause]

Assad: OK, you should have it.

al-Zalwahiri: Great, thanks.

[An alarm begins blaring in the background]

al-Zalwahiri: Wait, hold on guys...

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Brothers, I'm going to have to cut this short. They're doing a drone attack drill right now in our building.

Gadahn: Oh, man that sucks.

al-Munawar: Ahh, I hate those things. I really wish they would give some kind of notice.

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, sorry guys. Lets circle back on these items next week.

Faouzi: Just a heads up guys, I'm going to be on PTO next week, so I won't be able to make it.

al-Munawar: Yea I have a conflict also, our IED vendor is coming into town, and we're going to be in meetings all day.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok guys, well we'll make due. Thanks a lot everyone.

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Mostafa: You too.

Operator: "Faouzi" has left the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Assad: As-salamu alaykum...

*BEEP*

Operator: "...eft the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Operator: "-eft"

*BEEP*

Operator: "-ference."

*BEEP*

Romney: Congratulations!

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802743)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Spectacular trump supporter location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802790)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: vigorous pearly deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802812)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: claret abode jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802816)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802840)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:15 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802846)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:17 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802866)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802884)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: Sienna Cerebral Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802903)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:29 PM
Author: Grizzly Contagious Heaven Tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802939)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803051)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: Yellow newt

"We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803082)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 6:35 AM
Author: Bateful irate faggot firefighter school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#29517210)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Khaki vivacious dog poop

mia thamannun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803117)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803180)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: brass skinny woman

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803192)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: costumed water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803291)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: splenetic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803326)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Razzle space

I lost it at "think outside the cave" and then shot cum out my nose on literal roadblocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803337)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: heady twinkling box office messiness

LOL this so captures perfectly the spirit of the original thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803371)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803503)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Purple Indecent Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803519)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803660)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803707)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803821)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803904)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:50 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803959)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804049)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:07 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804069)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: stimulating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23841674)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#33122376)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:10 PM
Author: titillating bronze roast beef depressive

AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804100)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: cerise glittery hall gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805568)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: cerise glittery hall gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805565)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: stimulating dragon

This is actually fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805606)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: motley idiot principal's office

literally started crying after reading "We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805617)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 5:55 AM
Author: hateful diverse public bath goyim

"al-Wuhayshi: It's time we start blowing UP some buses, instead of throwing each other beneath them. "

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807027)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: Medicated Trip Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807050)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: snowy hominid church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112003)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: laughsome pocket flask hunting ground

This is beyond 180, but you are now on some sort of NSA list, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807036)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:32 AM
Author: Aromatic federal regret mad-dog skullcap

Poast of the year right here, gentlemen. Might as well give up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807044)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807712)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: cerise glittery hall gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23841693)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale cumskin

you spent way too much time on this bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23815430)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mustard theater stage antidepressant drug

However much time he spent on it, it was well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28232966)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28233359)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: excitant area

we should probably just close the board now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23831924)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Free-loading party of the first part ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23832262)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: snowy hominid church

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112001)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112116)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: judgmental fortuitous meteor

lost it at literal roadblocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112146)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112151)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Spectacular trump supporter location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24652680)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Saffron electric furnace boltzmann

fuck, I've seen this thread for months and never opened it.

1-fucking-80 work here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24652705)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#25130050)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Haunted Graveyard

http://makeameme.org/media/created/Damn-My-nigga.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#25130091)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: maize rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26167014)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:27 AM
Author: racy garrison

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26167066)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier

edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26850967)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: charismatic dopamine idea he suggested

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26853331)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Spectacular trump supporter location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26856092)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Shimmering Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#27605573)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: curious university hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#27628269)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: hateful diverse public bath goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#27628277)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mustard theater stage antidepressant drug

I can't believe I missed this before.

Talented, 180 work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28232958)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine legal warrant

I'm in tears

Romney: Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28233357)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:46 PM
Author: Passionate sanctuary

Between this and the NBA thread for your best work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28233394)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28798523)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: flushed pit pisswyrm

Still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#29225253)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: topaz theatre gay wizard

Brilliant. Lol'd so hard at the "actual roadblocks".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#29225293)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:47 AM
Author: Scarlet Institution Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#31196780)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: pale jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#31997813)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#32038488)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Bateful irate faggot firefighter school

glad to see you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#32038545)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: vibrant milk ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#32617617)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: cobalt odious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#33697184)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling emerald state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#33794053)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: lemon quadroon

there aren't enough 180s in the world...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#35123497)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: hairraiser station

lmao holy shit. who was this before he went qmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#35123507)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: hateful diverse public bath goyim

facemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#35123512)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Self-absorbed chestnut elastic band corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#36894557)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Frum concupiscible wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#39649049)



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Date: October 15th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: Naked exciting chad shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#41119807)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: Marvelous unholy background story

like fine wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#41870690)



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Date: August 1st, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Amethyst nighttime whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#44949602)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#45001566)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Harsh disrespectful property coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#45001618)



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Date: August 12th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Arousing Death Wish Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#45002513)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Sable flirting spot tank

"After the tone, please state your name, then press the pound key."

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"NSA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS"

"NO DUDE WTF"

"It was on mute bro chill out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803236)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier

lol.. i'm going to try this trick to freak out a co-worker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803276)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:03 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803595)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804179)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: stimulating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805613)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: adventurous cream step-uncle's house philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805616)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: lascivious laser beams sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24141954)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28233363)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:47 PM
Author: Passionate sanctuary

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28233401)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: Frum concupiscible wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#39649052)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: ebony wonderful mediation clown

why hasn't obama droned zawahiri yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803523)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:53 PM
Author: Galvanic brunch potus

how convenient for the nsa...who leaked this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803991)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: shivering menage

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23814844)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:29 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804206)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804243)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805257)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807744)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23809086)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23809398)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23811920)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23814774)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: walnut comical pistol

How can we forward this to some NSA/CIA bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23814838)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:11 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier

why would you want to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23814860)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: judgmental fortuitous meteor

NSA bros deserve lulz too, man. wtf are you some kind of communist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112149)



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Date: August 12th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23826786)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23831904)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: Dashing drab cuck rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23832322)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23832956)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23842356)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24111974)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24141837)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 1:10 PM
Author: cerise glittery hall gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24652804)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: hateful diverse public bath goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24972929)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Medicated Trip Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24972930)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Dashing drab cuck rehab

sochi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24972931)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24972935)



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Date: March 20th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Free-loading party of the first part ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#25224199)



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Date: March 20th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: aphrodisiac locale cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#25224205)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#25676233)



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Date: June 4th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: hateful diverse public bath goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#25685826)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: hateful diverse public bath goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26167002)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac locale cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26167023)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26705219)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: snowy hominid church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26748721)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:48 AM
Author: hateful diverse public bath goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26841039)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26850830)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26851146)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired thriller indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26942523)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling emerald state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26946493)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: Aromatic federal regret mad-dog skullcap

Bump for Nasser al-Wuhayshi

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-33143259

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28131752)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: chartreuse police squad sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28232868)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Bull Headed Talented Nursing Home

have they removed his bio from the firm website yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#29225263)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling emerald state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#33794058)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: hateful diverse public bath goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#30786455)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: crimson slippery dysfunction locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#31997747)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed chestnut elastic band corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#32732280)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Bateful irate faggot firefighter school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#33793980)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Bateful irate faggot firefighter school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#34519096)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Bateful irate faggot firefighter school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#35123481)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling emerald state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#35885538)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Bateful irate faggot firefighter school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#36971381)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: Self-absorbed chestnut elastic band corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#37697358)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: dull lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#37903205)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: flushed pit pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#39648916)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: chest-beating irradiated reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#40675797)



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Date: August 24th, 2020 11:39 PM
Author: chest-beating irradiated reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#40805964)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: chest-beating irradiated reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#41063368)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: hateful diverse public bath goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#41870670)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: stirring flatulent national twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#41870675)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Marvelous unholy background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#41870678)



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Date: April 14th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Marvelous unholy background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#42281471)



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Date: August 1st, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Aromatic federal regret mad-dog skullcap

"A Hellfire missile" has joined the meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#44948800)



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Date: August 5th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Histrionic legend address

Ayman, I think you’re on mute? Is your screen froz—- um, I think we lost him. Maybe he’ll dial back on”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#44968029)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Amethyst nighttime whorehouse



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