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I am too slow for biglaw lit

I'm a junior lit/white collar associate and get frequent uns...
spectacular unholy deer antler dragon
  08/08/13
shitlaw
carnelian university
  08/08/13
wrong. pondering over stuff and crafting excellent briefs/ar...
Mind-boggling orange crackhouse
  08/09/13
Same here bro. I just like to leisurely think about shit. I'...
arrogant mad-dog skullcap associate
  08/08/13
This is relevant to my anxieties
Bronze parlour masturbator
  08/08/13
lol
carnelian university
  08/08/13
...
filthy pocket flask bawdyhouse
  12/21/14
This is really how everyone is. Just gotta deal with it.
iridescent razzle shitlib
  08/08/13
explain plz.
spectacular unholy deer antler dragon
  08/08/13
He means you're not good. You're not. Your stuff is good if ...
elite mexican old irish cottage
  08/09/13
Holy shit, devastating and not flame
Metal Base Keepsake Machete
  08/09/13
titcr. cats need to settle for "good enough". on...
180 chad
  08/09/13
Not really. My problem has alwayts been the exact opposite. ...
Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon
  08/09/13
This is totally normal. Biglaw sucks and there is no way aro...
sepia area death wish
  08/08/13
Fair enough but some clearly handle it better than others an...
spectacular unholy deer antler dragon
  08/08/13
Sounds like you have ADHD to me!
bateful goal in life macaca
  08/08/13
adderrall really is cr here
Yapping mauve twinkling uncleanness church building
  12/21/14
glad I'm not alone in my suckage
Mischievous Rusted Internal Respiration Resort
  08/08/13
Ok so point taken my situation isn't all that unique. What t...
spectacular unholy deer antler dragon
  08/09/13
What kind of shitty are you talking about? Example: Getting ...
hairless psychic stag film
  08/09/13
I almost always nail the legal standards. When I have to rus...
spectacular unholy deer antler dragon
  08/09/13
you either know the law so well beforehand that you know exa...
Demanding kitchen selfie
  08/09/13
I suppose I just hate criticism of my work and am a perfecti...
spectacular unholy deer antler dragon
  08/09/13
LOL at junior litigation work being stressful or having dema...
Fluffy alcoholic nursing home brethren
  08/09/13
lol corp isn't law. it's being an i-bankers bitch. only liti...
Razzmatazz tantric queen of the night
  08/09/13
lol at corp being law.
elite mexican old irish cottage
  08/09/13
Not sure why anyone cares what you consider it to be? It's ...
Fluffy alcoholic nursing home brethren
  08/09/13
just offer securities / solicit shareholder votes in a publi...
slate arousing milk temple
  08/09/13
Guys at my high school did it all the time, it was NBD
glassy field dog poop
  08/09/13
P R O TIP: Squat.
hairless psychic stag film
  08/09/13
How slow are you? Like starting from scratch, how long would...
Lake Frum Stock Car
  08/09/13
This would probably take me a few months.
galvanic sanctuary boltzmann
  08/09/13
hahahahahahahahaha
Boyish spot
  08/09/13
I mean, it might only be 20 hours of actual work, but it wou...
galvanic sanctuary boltzmann
  08/09/13
sure. 20 hours of actual work, 50+ hours of billable work, 3...
Boyish spot
  08/09/13
If by starting from scratch you mean absolutely no research ...
spectacular unholy deer antler dragon
  08/09/13
Being slow is a significant problem. My experience is that ...
Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon
  08/09/13
what if i am 'slow' because i 'don't do anything'
Boyish spot
  08/09/13
Elaborate on how it's a significant problem. I thought the w...
Racy vermilion turdskin
  08/09/13
When your litigation team is facing a deadline and you can't...
Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon
  08/09/13
Describe what a typical fast turnaround looks like? Are we t...
Racy vermilion turdskin
  08/09/13
I don't know that there is "typical" work. Litiga...
Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon
  08/09/13
Holy shit. What year (or range) are you? There's no way I co...
Racy vermilion turdskin
  08/09/13
21 pages in a night is fairly heroic, but bear in mind that ...
Boyish spot
  08/09/13
Other than the basic four-part test bullshit legal standard ...
Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon
  08/09/13
cot damn brother, that's well done
Boyish spot
  08/09/13
I guess. And today I'm doing jack shit. I'll probably bill...
Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon
  08/09/13
6th yr. But I was doing this shit as a 2nd yr.
Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon
  08/09/13
Was it stressful or just another day in the office?
Racy vermilion turdskin
  08/09/13
I have always been a cram studier, so I don't usually get to...
Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon
  08/09/13
LSAT? School range? Vault range? Has your speed improved ...
Racy vermilion turdskin
  08/09/13
168. Made top 20% LR at one of the better non t14 schools. ...
spectacular unholy deer antler dragon
  08/09/13
become a federal judge or academic
white athletic conference
  08/09/13
megaposting will hone your mind like a blade
adventurous pisswyrm
  12/21/14
career clerk/slow-paced fed job some other practice group r...
cocky jap
  12/21/14
if you like your job and the pay check that you are receivin...
Dashing charcoal stead
  12/21/14


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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: spectacular unholy deer antler dragon

I'm a junior lit/white collar associate and get frequent unsolicited praise for my research and writing skills. Problem: I am slow as shit in understanding law, absorbing how different pieces interlock, applying facts, and crafting exactly what I want to say. When the stars align and I have had plenty of time, I am told my briefs and memos are way ahead of my peers.

I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SUCK at being organized, managing my time, and juggling multiple matters and expectations, and feel like I constantly annoy partners, senior associates by saying I can't get things done more quickly or worse, turn in something shitty when I have no time. I need my sleep at night, and after 18 months of stress feel demoralized. Where the hell would I go after this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803223)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: carnelian university

shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803231)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orange crackhouse

wrong. pondering over stuff and crafting excellent briefs/arguments is what is not needed in shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23811566)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: arrogant mad-dog skullcap associate

Same here bro. I just like to leisurely think about shit. I'm not focused enough to plow through a huge workload.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803230)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Bronze parlour masturbator

This is relevant to my anxieties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803234)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: carnelian university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803238)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: filthy pocket flask bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#26974479)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:41 PM
Author: iridescent razzle shitlib

This is really how everyone is. Just gotta deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803245)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: spectacular unholy deer antler dragon

explain plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803254)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: elite mexican old irish cottage

He means you're not good. You're not. Your stuff is good if you take your time--big deal. That's not how life works. to be of value, you need to make people money. This isn't a contest to become the next James Madison-quality writer. It's to be able to churn out a good enough work product in a short period of time. You can't do that apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809128)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Metal Base Keepsake Machete

Holy shit, devastating and not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809173)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: 180 chad

titcr. cats need to settle for "good enough". once you can identify "good enough", you're golden. That take time ironically enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23811205)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon

Not really. My problem has alwayts been the exact opposite. I'm fast as shit at writing and research, but occasionally get sloppy. Both are problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809164)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:12 PM
Author: sepia area death wish

This is totally normal. Biglaw sucks and there is no way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803352)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: spectacular unholy deer antler dragon

Fair enough but some clearly handle it better than others and I don't see other associates as visibly stressed all the time as me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803415)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: bateful goal in life macaca

Sounds like you have ADHD to me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803378)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Yapping mauve twinkling uncleanness church building

adderrall really is cr here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#26974517)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:28 PM
Author: Mischievous Rusted Internal Respiration Resort

glad I'm not alone in my suckage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23803424)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: spectacular unholy deer antler dragon

Ok so point taken my situation isn't all that unique. What types of litigation exit ops are a good fit for someone like me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23808621)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: hairless psychic stag film

What kind of shitty are you talking about? Example: Getting the law wrong? Not providing enough clarity? Not taking a strong enough stance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23808644)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 1:57 PM
Author: spectacular unholy deer antler dragon

I almost always nail the legal standards. When I have to rush I sometimes overlook key distinguishing facts in our situation or in the cases I read. Also find it really hard to translate my findings into concrete practical recommendations. Also I instinctively don't give a shit about typos and those show up when I rush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23808682)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 2:00 PM
Author: Demanding kitchen selfie

you either know the law so well beforehand that you know exactly what you are going to say where to look

or you just have to sacrifice some quality for efficiency for the time being until you have enough experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23808704)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 2:04 PM
Author: spectacular unholy deer antler dragon

I suppose I just hate criticism of my work and am a perfectionist. Problem is I let it become a liability instead of an asset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23808725)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Fluffy alcoholic nursing home brethren

LOL at junior litigation work being stressful or having demanding deadlines. You'd be crying at your desk daily if you were doing corp or fin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809044)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tantric queen of the night

lol corp isn't law. it's being an i-bankers bitch. only litigation is respected as law. if you aren't doing jury trials or appeals you're not doing shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809114)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: elite mexican old irish cottage

lol at corp being law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809139)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Fluffy alcoholic nursing home brethren

Not sure why anyone cares what you consider it to be? It's higher value work than litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809286)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: slate arousing milk temple

just offer securities / solicit shareholder votes in a public merger without knowing '33 and '34 Acts, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809323)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: glassy field dog poop

Guys at my high school did it all the time, it was NBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809376)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: hairless psychic stag film

P R O TIP: Squat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809047)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: Lake Frum Stock Car

How slow are you? Like starting from scratch, how long would it take you to crank out a highly polished 20 page brief on an extremely complicated issue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809064)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: galvanic sanctuary boltzmann

This would probably take me a few months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809136)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:19 PM
Author: Boyish spot

hahahahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809155)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:49 PM
Author: galvanic sanctuary boltzmann

I mean, it might only be 20 hours of actual work, but it would take me months to accumulate those 20 hours in between posting and managing my fantasy sports teams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809346)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Boyish spot

sure. 20 hours of actual work, 50+ hours of billable work, 3 months to complete. seems like the typical lit assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809373)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: spectacular unholy deer antler dragon

If by starting from scratch you mean absolutely no research on an unfamiliar area of law, It would probably take me 8-10 working days (ideally)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23810551)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon

Being slow is a significant problem. My experience is that most slow associates are just really anxious and spend most of their time torturing their writing. Even that can be a problem that sinks someone's long term prospects. But if you're also slow at understanding concepts, chances are you're just not that bright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809150)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:20 PM
Author: Boyish spot

what if i am 'slow' because i 'don't do anything'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809158)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Racy vermilion turdskin

Elaborate on how it's a significant problem. I thought the whole point was to be as inefficient as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809174)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon

When your litigation team is facing a deadline and you can't be counted on to turn around something quickly, someone else is going to get that work. You'll become the "discovery expert" of your team, which is code for "the guy who we stick with the scut work because he can't be counted on to do anything more".

It is about 99% myth that partners encourage people to milk their hours. And even when that does happen, it's all fine and good until suddenly shit needs to get done NOW. Then it's all about who can produce the goods. IMO, there is SIGNIFICANTLY more value in someone who can produce B+ quality work very quickly than someone who can produce A-level work but needs forever and a half to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809198)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: Racy vermilion turdskin

Describe what a typical fast turnaround looks like? Are we talking 20 pages on a complicated topic in a week? Are people really too slow even if they put in the requisite all-nighters, if necessary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809213)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon

I don't know that there is "typical" work. Litigation covers a broad array of shit. But just yesterday I banged out a 21-page TRO filing on a fairly complex set of issues (organization was tricky, the legal issues themselves were middle of the road). We learned about the issue first thing yesterday morning. I started writing at noon. I was done by about midnight (I also went home, had dinner, put my kids to bed, and watched a little tv in the middle). We filed 2 hours ago.

I happen to work in a practice area where I get a lot of super tight deadlines. I basically picked what I do for exactly that reason, because it fits my strengths and tends to be somewhat forgiving of my weaknesses. But this kind of thing isn't unheard of in most areas of lit, even if the stereotypical biglaw lit case is some slow-moving behemoth class action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809236)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: Racy vermilion turdskin

Holy shit. What year (or range) are you? There's no way I could do something like that. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809302)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Boyish spot

21 pages in a night is fairly heroic, but bear in mind that original legal research and writing likely represented only some small fraction of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809311)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon

Other than the basic four-part test bullshit legal standard section, every word of it was original. At least 15 pages worth. It wasn't a research heavy brief, and I had a junior associate helping me with a piece of the research.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809343)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: Boyish spot

cot damn brother, that's well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809364)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon

I guess. And today I'm doing jack shit. I'll probably bill 4 hours, meaning that my 2-day total will be like 17 hours, which implies to someone who doesn't know me that I just logged two average days.

This is the difference between me and the 2800+ hour strivers. They somehow convince themselves to endure being slammed day after day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809416)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon

6th yr. But I was doing this shit as a 2nd yr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809348)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Racy vermilion turdskin

Was it stressful or just another day in the office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809407)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible Obsidian Quadroon

I have always been a cram studier, so I don't usually get too "stressed" about facing a tight deadline, but it was certainly taxing. As I just said above, I'm pretty good and fried today. Not doing very much. Will probably go home sometime in the next 45 minutes. Told my kid I'd take her to get ice cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809421)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Racy vermilion turdskin

LSAT? School range? Vault range?

Has your speed improved at all in 18 months?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23809186)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:36 PM
Author: spectacular unholy deer antler dragon

168. Made top 20% LR at one of the better non t14 schools. Yes I have gotten faster, but the responsibilities are also more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23810522)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 9:25 PM
Author: white athletic conference

become a federal judge or academic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#23811576)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: adventurous pisswyrm

megaposting will hone your mind like a blade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#26974528)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: cocky jap

career clerk/slow-paced fed job

some other practice group requiring deeper analysis on a longer timeframe (i have no fucking clue which groups these are, only that u should stay away from bankruptcy lit / TROs)

if u can't do that, befriend another associate who has complementary skills. i'm decent at blitzing out briefs/fast research and hitting the broad themes, but will occasionally miss some details. i actively try to work with associates who may be slow as fuck but like to wordsmith and obsess over checking stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#26974605)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 2:43 PM
Author: Dashing charcoal stead

if you like your job and the pay check that you are receiving, my advice to you is to hurry the fuck up.

if you are aware of the issue, it is extremely likely that your supervisors are too. I'm working with a 1-3 year lit associate who is essentially you. two partners have already come to talk to me about this person individually. the general premise is that "Associate X" does great work, but he/she is too damn slow and bills way too much. they are looking to bump this person from the lit team(s).

at this stage, I have invested a ton of time into training associate x, and advocated very strongly for his/her continued inclusion. still, this person continues to move too slowly, and it's looking like it's only a matter of time.

think of it this way: you are not in biglaw to show the world just how special / brilliant you really are. you are there to do a job, and the people you are working for are running a business. they do *not* like writing off time, or otherwise explaining to the GC why you are on the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331712&forum_id=2#26974800)