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Date: August 13th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: hideous slimy patrolman America's Top Colleges 2013
http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolinehoward/2013/07/24/americas-top-colleges-2013/
We're No. 1! We're No. 1!
Do college rankings matter? With the price of a four-year education approaching a quarter million dollars, it’s worth paying attention.
When future historians of U.S. higher education look back to when the ground really began to shake, they may well pinpoint 2013. They’ll see disruption in curriculum (towards STEM majors and away from traditional liberal arts) and delivery (from campus to online). They’ll track the problems of runaway tuition costs and student loan debt, shrinking state funding and class enrollment, and a humbling job market for most graduates. But they’ll also single out the rise of non-Ivy League, West Coast colleges.
For the first time, the FORBES Top Colleges ranking has two non-Ivies at the top: Stanford University (No. 1) and Pomona College (No. 2). It is also the first time that two California schools take the gold and silver. The best state school in America is University of California, Berkeley at No. 22. Here is what makes this shift so significant: It may splinter the grip of the East Coast Establishment colleges and open up a more diverse, accessible portfolio of best schools for students.
The rapidly changing landscape in higher education is the theme of this year’s Top Colleges. For the sixth year, FORBES has partnered exclusively with the Washington, D.C.-based Center for College Affordability and Productivity (CCAP). What sets our calculation of 650 colleges and universities apart from other rankings is our firm belief in “output” over “input.” We’re not all that interested in what gets a student into college, like our peers who focus heavily on selectivity metrics such as high school class rank and SAT scores. Our sights are set directly on ROI: What are students getting out of college. (See CCAP’s full methodology here.)
We look at factors that directly concern today’s incoming students (and their families) who will be footing a bill which has multiplied into the six figures: Will my classes be interesting? Is it likely I will graduate in four years? Will I incur a ton of debt getting my degree? And once I get out of school, will I get a good job and be a leader in my chosen profession? We pointedly ignore any metrics that would encourage schools to engage in wasteful spending.
Rank Name State Cost Total Student Population 1 Stanford University California $58,846 19,945 2 Pomona College California $57,014 1,586 3 Princeton University New Jersey $54,780 7,813 4 Yale University Connecticut $59,320 11,875 5 Columbia University New York $61,540 26,050 6 Swarthmore College Pennsylvania $58,481 1,545 7 United States Military Academy New York N/A 4,624 8 Harvard University Massachusetts $57,050 27,392 9 Williams College Massachusetts $59,412 2,126 10 Massachusetts Institute of Technology Massachusetts $57,010 10,894 11 University of Pennsylvania University of Pennsylvania Pennsylvania $59,600 24,832 12 Brown University Brown University Rhode Island $58,140 8,768 13 Amherst College Amherst College Massachusetts $59,060 1,791 14 University of Chicago University of Chicago Illinois $62,425 14,979 15 Duke University Duke University North Carolina $59,528 15,427 16 Dartmouth College Dartmouth College New Hampshire $61,398 6,144 17 Northwestern University Northwestern University Illinois $60,840 20,959 18 California Institute of Technology California Institute of Technology California $56,382 2,231 19 Cornell University Cornell University New York $59,591 21,131 20 Bowdoin College Bowdoin College Maine $58,200 1,778 21 Washington and Lee University Washington and Lee University Virginia $56,616 2,193 22 University of California, Berkeley University of California, Berkeley California $55,766 36,137 23 Wellesley College Wellesley College Massachusetts $57,164 2,502 24 University of Notre Dame University of Notre Dame Indiana $57,805 12,004 25 Tufts University Tufts University Massachusetts $58,800 10,777 26 Georgetown University Georgetown University District of Columbia $59,900 17,130 27 Vassar College Vassar College New York $59,320 2,386 28 United States Naval Academy United States Naval Academy Maryland N/A 4,576 29 University of Virginia University of Virginia Virginia $51,337 24,297 30 University of Michigan, Ann Arbor University of Michigan, Ann Arbor Michigan $51,976 42,716 31 United States Air Force Academy United States Air Force Academy Colorado N/A 4,413 32 Davidson College Davidson College North Carolina $54,930 1,755 33 Rice University Rice University Texas $52,242 6,224 34 University of California, Los Angeles University of California, Los Angeles California $54,810 39,271 35 Boston College Boston College Massachusetts $58,686 14,754 36 Colgate University Colgate University New York $57,745 2,964 37 Vanderbilt University Vanderbilt University Tennessee $59,890 12,836 38 University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill North Carolina $43,847 29,137 39 Wesleyan University Wesleyan University Connecticut $61,167 3,202 40 Bryn Mawr College Bryn Mawr College Pennsylvania $57,586 1,785 41 Middlebury College Middlebury College Vermont $59,200 2,507 42 Carnegie Mellon University Carnegie Mellon University Pennsylvania $59,710 11,531 43 Haverford College Haverford College Pennsylvania $59,654 1,198 44 College of William and Mary College of William and Mary Virginia $49,712 8,200 45 Carleton College Carleton College Minnesota $58,275 2,018 46 Johns Hopkins University Johns Hopkins University Maryland $58,980 20,996 47 Hamilton College Hamilton College New York $57,420 1,864 48 Lafayette College Lafayette College Pennsylvania $57,688 2,478 49 Colby College Colby College Maine $57,300 1,815 50 Oberlin College Oberlin College Ohio $59,683 2,978 51 Brandeis University Brandeis University Massachusetts $59,050 5,828 52 Harvey Mudd College Harvey Mudd College California $60,613 784 53 University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign Illinois $42,706 44,407 54 Barnard College Barnard College New York $59,824 2,438 55 University of Washington University of Washington Washington $43,621 42,444 56 New York University New York University New York $61,407 43,911 57 Washington University in Saint Louis Washington University in Saint Louis Missouri $60,345 13,908 58 Union College Union College New York $58,100 2,220 59 Smith College Smith College Massachusetts $57,913 3,162 60 Wake Forest University Wake Forest University North Carolina $58,260 7,351 61 University of Rochester University of Rochester New York $59,156 10,290 62 Whitman College Whitman College Washington $54,865 1,596 63 University of Southern California University of Southern California California $59,883 38,010 64 Grinnell College Grinnell College Iowa $53,318 1,693 65 Reed College Reed College Oregon $57,770 1,474 66 University of Texas, Austin University of Texas, Austin Texas $48,730 51,112 67 Cooper Union Cooper Union New York $53,895 988 68 University of Wisconsin, Madison University of Wisconsin, Madison Wisconsin $40,012 41,946 69 Kenyon College Kenyon College Ohio $57,910 1,658 70 Lehigh University Lehigh University Pennsylvania $55,515 7,055
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Date: August 29th, 2013 3:18 PM Author: hideous slimy patrolman Subject: US News Rankings Through the Years http://web.archive.org/web/20070908142457/http://chronicle.com/stats/usnews/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335808&forum_id=1#23957047) |
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Date: November 9th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: laughsome overrated coldplay fan Patrick Hamm fucksAsianStudent, gets FIRED http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2723277&mc=1&forum_id=1 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2723284&mc=1&forum_id=1 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2723289&mc=1&forum_id=1 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2723297&mc=1&forum_id=1 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2458858&mc=2&forum_id=1 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2723304&mc=1&forum_id=1
In theory, you gotta hand props to Harvard sociology teacher Patrick Hamm. The 28-year-old dude saw his chance to pwn some 20-year-old Asian cunnus and took it. Unfortunately for him, Patrick disobeyed the Prime Directive of Co-ed Cunnus Sexploitation... "If'n you're gonna be a perv, don't be a fucktard about it!"
As this clusterfuck makes clangingly obvious, Patrick Hamm Berlin violated three rules for surviving the Sexploitation of Co-Ed Cunnus:
“ Lena Chen: Did I tell you what my friends call me?
Patrick Hamm sociology: Whore whore slut?
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—The Ch!cktionary
Of course, the girl Patrick Hamm Berlin decided to fuck had to be none other than Lena Chen, a sex-craved blogger whose blog focuses entirely on sex and, in particular, her sexual experiences. Prior to the Patrick Hamm Scandal, Lena Chen was best known for having her nude pics leaked to the internets (See Gallery, below.) Needless to say, Patrick was promptly booted from his swanky teaching position at Harvard University and had his ass deported back to Germany. Contents
1 The Rules 1.1 Rule One: Low-Hanging Fruit is Verboten 1.2 Rule Two: Make Sure She's Worth It 1.3 Rule Three: Tough It Out 1.4 Lena Chen Gets Assbooted by Harvard (2008-2009) 2 Patrick Hamm tries to hide his crimes 3 Lena Chen, whoring for publicity, reveals her "number" is 30 4 2011 Lena Chen's Bukkake Squad!!1 5 2012: Patrick Hamm (Harvard Sociology) gets pwned AGAIN 6 2013: Lena Chen dials Waaaambulance: "I'M LEAVING AMERICA!" 7 2014 Lena Chen: "lol, nm" 7.1 Timeline of Lena Chen's Attention Whoring since March 31, 2014 8 Gallery 9 See Also 10 External Links
The Rules "Pepper your anus, Jason Burke! Here it cums!" --Faghag Lena Chen, shortly before ramming a vodka bottle up Jason D. Burke's anus (BC College of Law)...and, of course, posting the pic on fagbook. Rule One: Low-Hanging Fruit is Verboten
If you're gonna nail a student, make sure she never was your student! In the old days, sexing a former student would be shrugged off. But in the age of such petting-zoos as Autoadmit, you're just asking for an online fisting. Rule Two: Make Sure She's Worth It
If you're gonna plug some 20-year-old cunnus, make sure that cunnus doesn't belong to a fat drama queen: you're just asking to get pwned when the cunnus of your eye is a sex blogger. Before you know it, she'll be:
posting about the time you throttled her until she let you sex her (a.k.a. "rape/aggressive/surprise sex"). posting photos the time Patrick Hamm drunkenly dryhumped her and squeezed Lena Chen's tiny tit on Facebook posting a pic of the results of your splooging on her face...and adding the endearing tidbit that you "kissed her with tongue afterwards." Ew. posting about that time you were high together and how he scored a Fake ID for you (see scroll box below).
Use scrollbar to see the full image How Patrick Hamm (Berlin) Patrick Hamm sociology Patrick Hamm (Harvard) got fired for buying his AsianSexDoll a fake ID, drugs, etc
You really don't want publicity like that. Rule Three: Tough It Out
If you break the first two rules, then rest assured some petting zoo like Auto Admit is gonna find out. When they do, don't whimper like a bitch about it, claiming "outrage!".
Think about it: you fucked a loudmouth, talky, drama queen sex-blogger. Did you actually think it would remain on the q.t.? If you did, kill self and leave Harvard, because you're obviously too much of a fucktard to flourish there. Then again, he is German...
“ Patrick's cum. Ignore the slut behind it. "Patrick Hamm kissed me right after he jizzed on my face (yes, with tongue), and then wiped my mouth off for me. Lots of people might think that’s gross. I think it’s fair. „
—Lena Chen Lena Chen Gets Assbooted by Harvard (2008-2009) Lena Chen helps a student prepare for college at MyCollegeOptions Photo Credit: Patrick Hamm Berlin
After the Patrick Clusterfuck, teh lulz continued to tumble fast and thick--just like the cum dripping from Lena Chen's lips. Little Lena was unable to suck off her profs with sufficient finesse to avert Harvard's asskicking her from the university for shitty grades.
So Lena Chen needed a job to supplement the income she received for the "services" she "rendered" Patrick. Happily, she found a dumbfuck company which had never heard of Google, a shitstain conjob called MyCollegeOptions. In addition to Lena's office talents, Lena counseled college-bound students on the importance of sucking one's way to non-sucky grades, fake IDs, and hallucinogens. Of course, the company's pisspoor wages weren't enough to cover Lena Chen's jetsetting through Europe, or even the gourmet food she habitually shovels (between bites of cock) into her massive maw. For this, Lena continued to rely on her Daddy's Platinum Card.
After an aimless year gobbling jetset food and cock, Lena threw herself at the mercy of Harvard's review board and begged them to take her back. The Dean obliged, shortly after Lena treated the campus to the most fetid gangbang in Ivy League history. Patrick Hamm tries to hide his crimes
By 2010, mommy and daddy told Patrick Hamm to stop sucking on the family tit and GET A JOB!! So Patrick Hamm started sending out his resume...Hilarity ensued
Problem: Most employers are kinda squeamish about hiring a guy who drugged his 10-years-younger student (as Patrick Hamm did), scored her a fake ID (as Patrick Hamm did), choked said student until she spread her legs (as Patrick Hamm did), then posted a picture of his conquest's face covered with his jizz (as Patrick Hamm did).
What to do? BURY TEH EVIDENCE!! So Patrick Hamm, who's even dumb for a Nazi, bought a bunch of internet addresses and tried to spam google by swamping teh internet with fake websites which neglected to mention Patrick Hamm's weakness for fucking azn girls in his classes...
Result?? EPIC FAIL Unfortunately for Patrick Hamm, google only seems to care about NEWS websites (like this one documenting Patrick's mad sexploitation skillz) and not the ream of SPAM sites he'd begged his rich mommy and daddy to buy, like these ones:
patrickhamm.multiply.com patrickhamm.org patrickhamm.businesscard2.com aboutpatrickhamm.org aboutpatrickhamm.com patrickhamm.wordpress.com
Tsk-tsk, Patrick...wouldn't it have been easier to pwn some NON-student azn cunnus??
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