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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
embarrassed to the bone insecure stag film rigor
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
self-absorbed mind-boggling principal's office police squad
  08/16/13
I hate this
dashing juggernaut whorehouse
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
embarrassed to the bone insecure stag film rigor
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
self-absorbed mind-boggling principal's office police squad
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
godawful flushed tank
  08/16/13
180
irate haunting old irish cottage
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
godawful flushed tank
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Chestnut friendly grandma
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
self-absorbed mind-boggling principal's office police squad
  08/16/13
...
embarrassed to the bone insecure stag film rigor
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
godawful flushed tank
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
nubile bisexual shrine gaming laptop
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
embarrassed to the bone insecure stag film rigor
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
godawful flushed tank
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Chestnut friendly grandma
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Fighting anal mad cow disease
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Chestnut friendly grandma
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
cerebral clear piazza preventive strike
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Chestnut friendly grandma
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
cerebral clear piazza preventive strike
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Chestnut friendly grandma
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
cerebral clear piazza preventive strike
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Chestnut friendly grandma
  08/17/13
lol God
cruel-hearted internal respiration locus
  04/30/14
cr
cruel-hearted internal respiration locus
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
rusted parlor genital piercing
  04/30/14
this is correct
electric lemon rehab pervert
  05/17/17
...
boyish amber space
  05/27/17
blast from the past
godawful flushed tank
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
duck-like soul-stirring home
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
nubile bisexual shrine gaming laptop
  08/16/13
explain
Unholy Location
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
cruel-hearted internal respiration locus
  08/16/13
Lol
judgmental well-lubricated party of the first part
  02/19/16
ha
Lavender set
  02/19/16
...
boyish amber space
  05/17/17
...
swashbuckling abode
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Cobalt Slap-happy Pit
  08/16/13
...
Cobalt Slap-happy Pit
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
low-t hospital elastic band
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Cobalt Slap-happy Pit
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Heady Scarlet Haunted Graveyard
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
fantasy-prone laughsome international law enforcement agency
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Chestnut friendly grandma
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
cruel-hearted internal respiration locus
  04/30/14
...
boyish amber space
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Cowardly hyperventilating famous landscape painting
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Bearded Stirring Roast Beef
  05/17/17
no.
Underhanded pungent voyeur corner
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
godawful flushed tank
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Lavender set
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Galvanic Up-to-no-good Faggot Firefighter
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
godawful flushed tank
  05/27/17
Rad.
Infuriating Canary House
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone insecure stag film rigor

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: self-absorbed mind-boggling principal's office police squad

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: dashing juggernaut whorehouse

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone insecure stag film rigor

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: self-absorbed mind-boggling principal's office police squad

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: godawful flushed tank

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: irate haunting old irish cottage

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: godawful flushed tank

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Chestnut friendly grandma

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: self-absorbed mind-boggling principal's office police squad

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone insecure stag film rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: godawful flushed tank

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: nubile bisexual shrine gaming laptop

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone insecure stag film rigor

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: godawful flushed tank

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Chestnut friendly grandma

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Fighting anal mad cow disease

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Chestnut friendly grandma

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: cerebral clear piazza preventive strike

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Chestnut friendly grandma

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: cerebral clear piazza preventive strike

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Chestnut friendly grandma

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: cerebral clear piazza preventive strike

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Chestnut friendly grandma

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted internal respiration locus

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: cruel-hearted internal respiration locus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: rusted parlor genital piercing

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: electric lemon rehab pervert

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: boyish amber space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: godawful flushed tank

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: duck-like soul-stirring home

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: nubile bisexual shrine gaming laptop

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Unholy Location

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: cruel-hearted internal respiration locus

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: judgmental well-lubricated party of the first part

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Lavender set

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: boyish amber space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Cobalt Slap-happy Pit

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Cobalt Slap-happy Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: low-t hospital elastic band

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Cobalt Slap-happy Pit

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Heady Scarlet Haunted Graveyard

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone laughsome international law enforcement agency

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Chestnut friendly grandma

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted internal respiration locus

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: boyish amber space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Cowardly hyperventilating famous landscape painting

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Bearded Stirring Roast Beef

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Underhanded pungent voyeur corner

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: godawful flushed tank

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Lavender set

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Up-to-no-good Faggot Firefighter

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: godawful flushed tank

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Canary House

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)