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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Flatulent pale lay marketing idea
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
hyperactive sweet tailpipe electric furnace
  08/16/13
I hate this
razzle olive jew
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Flatulent pale lay marketing idea
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
hyperactive sweet tailpipe electric furnace
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan
  08/16/13
180
appetizing sadistic background story depressive
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Turquoise location idea he suggested
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
hyperactive sweet tailpipe electric furnace
  08/16/13
...
Flatulent pale lay marketing idea
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Hateful bawdyhouse dysfunction
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Flatulent pale lay marketing idea
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Turquoise location idea he suggested
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Lascivious Hell Digit Ratio
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Turquoise location idea he suggested
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
sexy station dingle berry
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Turquoise location idea he suggested
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
sexy station dingle berry
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Turquoise location idea he suggested
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
sexy station dingle berry
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Turquoise location idea he suggested
  08/17/13
lol God
Mind-boggling Shaky Sex Offender Death Wish
  04/30/14
cr
Mind-boggling Shaky Sex Offender Death Wish
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Tantric sticky range cumskin
  04/30/14
this is correct
Spectacular Carnelian Mediation Striped Hyena
  05/17/17
...
dull rehab private investor
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
exhilarant roast beef
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Hateful bawdyhouse dysfunction
  08/16/13
explain
Purple Shrine Cuckold
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Mind-boggling Shaky Sex Offender Death Wish
  08/16/13
Lol
Puce School Cafeteria Dog Poop
  02/19/16
ha
Electric sapphire black woman boltzmann
  02/19/16
...
dull rehab private investor
  05/17/17
...
boyish idiot
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Tan cruel-hearted space
  08/16/13
...
Tan cruel-hearted space
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Magical outnumbered corner hissy fit
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Tan cruel-hearted space
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Bonkers scarlet antidepressant drug senate
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Lilac theater degenerate
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Turquoise location idea he suggested
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Mind-boggling Shaky Sex Offender Death Wish
  04/30/14
...
dull rehab private investor
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Bespoke low-t brunch dragon
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
bistre point legal warrant
  05/17/17
no.
Charismatic mad-dog skullcap
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Electric sapphire black woman boltzmann
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
pearly cerebral field factory reset button
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan
  05/27/17
Rad.
aqua plaza
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Flatulent pale lay marketing idea

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: hyperactive sweet tailpipe electric furnace

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: razzle olive jew

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Flatulent pale lay marketing idea

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: hyperactive sweet tailpipe electric furnace

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: appetizing sadistic background story depressive

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Turquoise location idea he suggested

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: hyperactive sweet tailpipe electric furnace

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Flatulent pale lay marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Hateful bawdyhouse dysfunction

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Flatulent pale lay marketing idea

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Turquoise location idea he suggested

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Lascivious Hell Digit Ratio

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Turquoise location idea he suggested

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: sexy station dingle berry

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Turquoise location idea he suggested

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: sexy station dingle berry

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Turquoise location idea he suggested

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: sexy station dingle berry

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Turquoise location idea he suggested

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shaky Sex Offender Death Wish

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Shaky Sex Offender Death Wish

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Tantric sticky range cumskin

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Spectacular Carnelian Mediation Striped Hyena

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: dull rehab private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: exhilarant roast beef

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Hateful bawdyhouse dysfunction

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Purple Shrine Cuckold

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Shaky Sex Offender Death Wish

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Puce School Cafeteria Dog Poop

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Electric sapphire black woman boltzmann

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: dull rehab private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: boyish idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Tan cruel-hearted space

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Tan cruel-hearted space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Magical outnumbered corner hissy fit

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Tan cruel-hearted space

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Bonkers scarlet antidepressant drug senate

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Lilac theater degenerate

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Turquoise location idea he suggested

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shaky Sex Offender Death Wish

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: dull rehab private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Bespoke low-t brunch dragon

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: bistre point legal warrant

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Charismatic mad-dog skullcap

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Electric sapphire black woman boltzmann

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: pearly cerebral field factory reset button

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Chartreuse Chapel Coldplay Fan

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: aqua plaza

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)