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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Glassy hairy legs
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
appetizing crawly sneaky criminal
  08/16/13
I hate this
insane charismatic striped hyena indian lodge
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Glassy hairy legs
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
appetizing crawly sneaky criminal
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Vigorous mint boiling water house
  08/16/13
180
plum digit ratio sanctuary
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Vigorous mint boiling water house
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
orchid ape
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
appetizing crawly sneaky criminal
  08/16/13
...
Glassy hairy legs
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Vigorous mint boiling water house
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Naked anal sweet tailpipe kitchen
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Glassy hairy legs
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Vigorous mint boiling water house
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
orchid ape
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
misunderstood gay wizard native
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
orchid ape
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
mischievous outnumbered area
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
orchid ape
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
mischievous outnumbered area
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
orchid ape
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
mischievous outnumbered area
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
orchid ape
  08/17/13
lol God
provocative gold idiot
  04/30/14
cr
provocative gold idiot
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
laughsome bearded bawdyhouse
  04/30/14
this is correct
olive bisexual pisswyrm
  05/17/17
...
Contagious Brethren
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Vigorous mint boiling water house
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Painfully Honest Famous Landscape Painting
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Naked anal sweet tailpipe kitchen
  08/16/13
explain
histrionic lilac school cafeteria indirect expression
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
provocative gold idiot
  08/16/13
Lol
sinister indigo coldplay fan theater
  02/19/16
ha
Very tactful location
  02/19/16
...
Contagious Brethren
  05/17/17
...
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  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
black tantric blood rage
  08/16/13
...
black tantric blood rage
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Vibrant Shrine Depressive
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
black tantric blood rage
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
spectacular regret circlehead
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
ruby home police squad
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
orchid ape
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
provocative gold idiot
  04/30/14
...
Contagious Brethren
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Idiotic Piazza Wrinkle
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Violent Lodge
  05/17/17
no.
supple filthpig box office
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Vigorous mint boiling water house
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Very tactful location
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
ebony stead
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Vigorous mint boiling water house
  05/27/17
Rad.
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  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Glassy hairy legs

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: appetizing crawly sneaky criminal

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: insane charismatic striped hyena indian lodge

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Glassy hairy legs

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: appetizing crawly sneaky criminal

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Vigorous mint boiling water house

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: plum digit ratio sanctuary

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Vigorous mint boiling water house

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: orchid ape

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: appetizing crawly sneaky criminal

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Glassy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Vigorous mint boiling water house

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Naked anal sweet tailpipe kitchen

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Glassy hairy legs

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Vigorous mint boiling water house

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: orchid ape

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: misunderstood gay wizard native

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: orchid ape

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: mischievous outnumbered area

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: orchid ape

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: mischievous outnumbered area

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: orchid ape

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: mischievous outnumbered area

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: orchid ape

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: provocative gold idiot

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: provocative gold idiot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: laughsome bearded bawdyhouse

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: olive bisexual pisswyrm

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Contagious Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Vigorous mint boiling water house

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Famous Landscape Painting

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Naked anal sweet tailpipe kitchen

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: histrionic lilac school cafeteria indirect expression

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: provocative gold idiot

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: sinister indigo coldplay fan theater

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Very tactful location

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Contagious Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: navy thriller keepsake machete heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: black tantric blood rage

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: black tantric blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Vibrant Shrine Depressive

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: black tantric blood rage

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: spectacular regret circlehead

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: ruby home police squad

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: orchid ape

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: provocative gold idiot

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Contagious Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Idiotic Piazza Wrinkle

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Violent Lodge

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: supple filthpig box office

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Vigorous mint boiling water house

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Very tactful location

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: ebony stead

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Vigorous mint boiling water house

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: adventurous smoky love of her life pervert

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)