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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Big Khaki Striped Hyena
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Embarrassed to the bone crusty lay
  08/16/13
I hate this
ultramarine rehab azn
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Big Khaki Striped Hyena
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Embarrassed to the bone crusty lay
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night
  08/16/13
180
multi-colored legal warrant
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
shivering know-it-all dog poop
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Embarrassed to the bone crusty lay
  08/16/13
...
Big Khaki Striped Hyena
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Cerebral Jewess
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Big Khaki Striped Hyena
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
shivering know-it-all dog poop
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Pink excitant church hairy legs
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
shivering know-it-all dog poop
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
exhilarant dilemma twinkling uncleanness
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
shivering know-it-all dog poop
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
exhilarant dilemma twinkling uncleanness
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
shivering know-it-all dog poop
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
exhilarant dilemma twinkling uncleanness
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
shivering know-it-all dog poop
  08/17/13
lol God
Carmine incel
  04/30/14
cr
Carmine incel
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Contagious Point Tank
  04/30/14
this is correct
Domesticated zippy piazza newt
  05/17/17
...
Insecure crackhouse goyim
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Talented temple
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Cerebral Jewess
  08/16/13
explain
Spruce Principal's Office Factory Reset Button
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Carmine incel
  08/16/13
Lol
Irradiated navy locus
  02/19/16
ha
translucent boistinker
  02/19/16
...
Insecure crackhouse goyim
  05/17/17
...
poppy hospital immigrant
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Spectacular deranged friendly grandma resort
  08/16/13
...
Spectacular deranged friendly grandma resort
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
concupiscible set
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Spectacular deranged friendly grandma resort
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Silver Yarmulke Home
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Kink-friendly maniacal selfie locale
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
shivering know-it-all dog poop
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Carmine incel
  04/30/14
...
Insecure crackhouse goyim
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
glassy orchestra pit
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
rough-skinned shrine electric furnace
  05/17/17
no.
razzle-dazzle adulterous pit milk
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
translucent boistinker
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Maize dysfunction
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night
  05/27/17
Rad.
charismatic windowlicker french chef
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Big Khaki Striped Hyena

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crusty lay

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: ultramarine rehab azn

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Big Khaki Striped Hyena

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crusty lay

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: multi-colored legal warrant

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: shivering know-it-all dog poop

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crusty lay

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Big Khaki Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Cerebral Jewess

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Big Khaki Striped Hyena

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: shivering know-it-all dog poop

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Pink excitant church hairy legs

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: shivering know-it-all dog poop

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: exhilarant dilemma twinkling uncleanness

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: shivering know-it-all dog poop

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: exhilarant dilemma twinkling uncleanness

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: shivering know-it-all dog poop

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: exhilarant dilemma twinkling uncleanness

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: shivering know-it-all dog poop

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Carmine incel

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Carmine incel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Contagious Point Tank

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Domesticated zippy piazza newt

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Insecure crackhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Talented temple

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Cerebral Jewess

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Spruce Principal's Office Factory Reset Button

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Carmine incel

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Irradiated navy locus

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: translucent boistinker

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Insecure crackhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: poppy hospital immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Spectacular deranged friendly grandma resort

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Spectacular deranged friendly grandma resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: concupiscible set

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Spectacular deranged friendly grandma resort

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Silver Yarmulke Home

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly maniacal selfie locale

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: shivering know-it-all dog poop

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Carmine incel

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Insecure crackhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: glassy orchestra pit

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: rough-skinned shrine electric furnace

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle adulterous pit milk

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: translucent boistinker

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Maize dysfunction

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Drunken titillating whorehouse queen of the night

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: charismatic windowlicker french chef

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)