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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen Base Jewess
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
internet-worthy sapphire corn cake heaven
  08/16/13
I hate this
Sexy ultramarine principal's office
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen Base Jewess
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
internet-worthy sapphire corn cake heaven
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Passionate locale
  08/16/13
180
Amethyst tanning salon
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Passionate locale
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
tantric vivacious crotch library
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
internet-worthy sapphire corn cake heaven
  08/16/13
...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen Base Jewess
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Passionate locale
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
multi-colored turquoise hell
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen Base Jewess
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Passionate locale
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
tantric vivacious crotch library
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
greedy boyish parlour gunner
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
tantric vivacious crotch library
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Slimy supple digit ratio brunch
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
tantric vivacious crotch library
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Slimy supple digit ratio brunch
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
tantric vivacious crotch library
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Slimy supple digit ratio brunch
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
tantric vivacious crotch library
  08/17/13
lol God
comical big-titted national pisswyrm
  04/30/14
cr
comical big-titted national pisswyrm
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Angry Stead Genital Piercing
  04/30/14
this is correct
dashing cruel-hearted trailer park
  05/17/17
...
Sienna stock car filthpig
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Passionate locale
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Self-centered kitty
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
multi-colored turquoise hell
  08/16/13
explain
provocative filthy circlehead laser beams
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
comical big-titted national pisswyrm
  08/16/13
Lol
excitant stage
  02/19/16
ha
Opaque hominid site
  02/19/16
...
Sienna stock car filthpig
  05/17/17
...
Blathering ruby set sweet tailpipe
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Hilarious titillating den
  08/16/13
...
Hilarious titillating den
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
swashbuckling masturbator queen of the night
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Hilarious titillating den
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
At-the-ready mauve orchestra pit
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
sinister pink haunted graveyard
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
tantric vivacious crotch library
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
comical big-titted national pisswyrm
  04/30/14
...
Sienna stock car filthpig
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Lime Twinkling Uncleanness Mad Cow Disease
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Aromatic doctorate field
  05/17/17
no.
bright duck-like cruise ship reading party
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Passionate locale
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Opaque hominid site
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Cerebral Tripping Trump Supporter
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Passionate locale
  05/27/17
Rad.
exciting step-uncle's house
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen Base Jewess

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: internet-worthy sapphire corn cake heaven

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Sexy ultramarine principal's office

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen Base Jewess

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: internet-worthy sapphire corn cake heaven

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Passionate locale

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Amethyst tanning salon

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Passionate locale

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: tantric vivacious crotch library

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: internet-worthy sapphire corn cake heaven

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen Base Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Passionate locale

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: multi-colored turquoise hell

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen Base Jewess

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Passionate locale

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: tantric vivacious crotch library

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: greedy boyish parlour gunner

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: tantric vivacious crotch library

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Slimy supple digit ratio brunch

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: tantric vivacious crotch library

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Slimy supple digit ratio brunch

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: tantric vivacious crotch library

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Slimy supple digit ratio brunch

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: tantric vivacious crotch library

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: comical big-titted national pisswyrm

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: comical big-titted national pisswyrm

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Angry Stead Genital Piercing

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: dashing cruel-hearted trailer park

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Sienna stock car filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Passionate locale

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Self-centered kitty

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: multi-colored turquoise hell

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: provocative filthy circlehead laser beams

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: comical big-titted national pisswyrm

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: excitant stage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Opaque hominid site

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Sienna stock car filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Blathering ruby set sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Hilarious titillating den

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Hilarious titillating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator queen of the night

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Hilarious titillating den

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: At-the-ready mauve orchestra pit

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: sinister pink haunted graveyard

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: tantric vivacious crotch library

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: comical big-titted national pisswyrm

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Sienna stock car filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Lime Twinkling Uncleanness Mad Cow Disease

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Aromatic doctorate field

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: bright duck-like cruise ship reading party

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Passionate locale

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Opaque hominid site

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Cerebral Tripping Trump Supporter

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Passionate locale

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: exciting step-uncle's house

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)