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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Free-loading Tanning Salon
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Exhilarant Slimy Public Bath Jap
  08/16/13
I hate this
carnelian mood roommate
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Free-loading Tanning Salon
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Exhilarant Slimy Public Bath Jap
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
dull whorehouse dysfunction
  08/16/13
180
Wonderful Lemon Meetinghouse Stain
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
dull whorehouse dysfunction
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Fantasy-prone site windowlicker
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Exhilarant Slimy Public Bath Jap
  08/16/13
...
Free-loading Tanning Salon
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
dull whorehouse dysfunction
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
spruce messiness famous landscape painting
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Free-loading Tanning Salon
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
dull whorehouse dysfunction
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Fantasy-prone site windowlicker
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Charismatic forum
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Fantasy-prone site windowlicker
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
chocolate buck-toothed native
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Fantasy-prone site windowlicker
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
chocolate buck-toothed native
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Fantasy-prone site windowlicker
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
chocolate buck-toothed native
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Fantasy-prone site windowlicker
  08/17/13
lol God
scarlet costumed mexican
  04/30/14
cr
scarlet costumed mexican
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Violet nudist chad
  04/30/14
this is correct
Snowy Locus Depressive
  05/17/17
...
Lavender Ratface
  05/27/17
blast from the past
dull whorehouse dysfunction
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
deranged startling incel
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
spruce messiness famous landscape painting
  08/16/13
explain
sepia national
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
scarlet costumed mexican
  08/16/13
Lol
avocado stimulating spot
  02/19/16
ha
Fragrant Gaped Partner Garrison
  02/19/16
...
Lavender Ratface
  05/17/17
...
big-titted cocky ceo bbw
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Lime parlour crotch
  08/16/13
...
Lime parlour crotch
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Pink Narrow-minded Base Coldplay Fan
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Lime parlour crotch
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Bateful Ticket Booth
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Soggy Galvanic Nibblets Crackhouse
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Fantasy-prone site windowlicker
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
scarlet costumed mexican
  04/30/14
...
Lavender Ratface
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Pea-brained parlor sandwich
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
hot judgmental trump supporter regret
  05/17/17
no.
Anal locale marketing idea
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
dull whorehouse dysfunction
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Fragrant Gaped Partner Garrison
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Adventurous background story
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
dull whorehouse dysfunction
  05/27/17
Rad.
Sinister elastic band
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Free-loading Tanning Salon

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant Slimy Public Bath Jap

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: carnelian mood roommate

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Free-loading Tanning Salon

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant Slimy Public Bath Jap

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: dull whorehouse dysfunction

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Lemon Meetinghouse Stain

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: dull whorehouse dysfunction

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone site windowlicker

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant Slimy Public Bath Jap

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Free-loading Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: dull whorehouse dysfunction

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: spruce messiness famous landscape painting

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Free-loading Tanning Salon

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: dull whorehouse dysfunction

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone site windowlicker

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Charismatic forum

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone site windowlicker

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: chocolate buck-toothed native

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone site windowlicker

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: chocolate buck-toothed native

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone site windowlicker

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: chocolate buck-toothed native

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone site windowlicker

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: scarlet costumed mexican

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: scarlet costumed mexican

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Violet nudist chad

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Snowy Locus Depressive

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Lavender Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: dull whorehouse dysfunction

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: deranged startling incel

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: spruce messiness famous landscape painting

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: sepia national

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: scarlet costumed mexican

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: avocado stimulating spot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Fragrant Gaped Partner Garrison

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Lavender Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: big-titted cocky ceo bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Lime parlour crotch

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Lime parlour crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Pink Narrow-minded Base Coldplay Fan

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Lime parlour crotch

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Bateful Ticket Booth

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Soggy Galvanic Nibblets Crackhouse

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone site windowlicker

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: scarlet costumed mexican

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Lavender Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Pea-brained parlor sandwich

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: hot judgmental trump supporter regret

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Anal locale marketing idea

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: dull whorehouse dysfunction

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Fragrant Gaped Partner Garrison

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Adventurous background story

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: dull whorehouse dysfunction

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Sinister elastic band

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)