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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Chest-beating Gay Corner
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Clear Concupiscible Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  08/16/13
I hate this
unholy mahogany theater stage internal respiration
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Chest-beating Gay Corner
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Clear Concupiscible Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison
  08/16/13
180
cheese-eating fragrant national security agency locus
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
olive mother hissy fit
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Clear Concupiscible Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  08/16/13
...
Chest-beating Gay Corner
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Comical snowy theater
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Chest-beating Gay Corner
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
olive mother hissy fit
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
buck-toothed blue philosopher-king keepsake machete
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
olive mother hissy fit
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
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  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
olive mother hissy fit
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Electric masturbator casino
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
olive mother hissy fit
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Electric masturbator casino
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
olive mother hissy fit
  08/17/13
lol God
dull half-breed
  04/30/14
cr
dull half-breed
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Irate Multi-billionaire Ticket Booth
  04/30/14
this is correct
twinkling church building gay wizard
  05/17/17
...
crusty aromatic resort laser beams
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Tripping free-loading site
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Comical snowy theater
  08/16/13
explain
hairless roommate state
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
dull half-breed
  08/16/13
Lol
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  02/19/16
ha
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  02/19/16
...
crusty aromatic resort laser beams
  05/17/17
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  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
angry haunting stage
  08/16/13
...
angry haunting stage
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
violet trip principal's office
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
angry haunting stage
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Stirring slippery ape
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
vigorous bright wagecucks bawdyhouse
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
olive mother hissy fit
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
dull half-breed
  04/30/14
...
crusty aromatic resort laser beams
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
thriller base filthpig
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Burgundy center party of the first part
  05/17/17
no.
Milky temple water buffalo
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
boyish stock car affirmative action
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
obsidian titillating boistinker windowlicker
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison
  05/27/17
Rad.
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  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Chest-beating Gay Corner

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Clear Concupiscible Organic Girlfriend Parlour

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: unholy mahogany theater stage internal respiration

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating Gay Corner

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Clear Concupiscible Organic Girlfriend Parlour

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating fragrant national security agency locus

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: olive mother hissy fit

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Clear Concupiscible Organic Girlfriend Parlour

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Chest-beating Gay Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Comical snowy theater

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Chest-beating Gay Corner

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: olive mother hissy fit

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed blue philosopher-king keepsake machete

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: olive mother hissy fit

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Electric masturbator casino

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: olive mother hissy fit

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Electric masturbator casino

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: olive mother hissy fit

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Electric masturbator casino

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: olive mother hissy fit

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: dull half-breed

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: dull half-breed

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Irate Multi-billionaire Ticket Booth

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: twinkling church building gay wizard

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: crusty aromatic resort laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Tripping free-loading site

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Comical snowy theater

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: hairless roommate state

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: dull half-breed

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz dog poop

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: boyish stock car affirmative action

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: crusty aromatic resort laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: mustard rehab gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: angry haunting stage

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: angry haunting stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: violet trip principal's office

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: angry haunting stage

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Stirring slippery ape

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: vigorous bright wagecucks bawdyhouse

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: olive mother hissy fit

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: dull half-breed

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: crusty aromatic resort laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: thriller base filthpig

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Burgundy center party of the first part

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Milky temple water buffalo

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: boyish stock car affirmative action

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: obsidian titillating boistinker windowlicker

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Territorial Aphrodisiac Garrison

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Sable lay private investor

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)