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Describe the sloppiest dresser at your law firm.

What is it about him that's sloppy? Same old pair of shoes e...
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  08/21/13
I am particularly bad about 3.
Drunkard
  08/21/13
who notices a person's shoes?
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  08/22/13
or another man's clothing?
der_riese
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zhe
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homos
Punctuation Monica
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'"""""
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The Shadow of the Diaperer
  03/19/17
nonfaggots
lying faggot
  03/18/17
Shitty jeans and shittier, un-tucked polos that look like th...
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
  08/21/13
Jeans and untucked polos?
Brian Peppers' Lonely Hearts Club Band
  08/21/13
Did I stutter?
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
  08/21/13
...
Punctuation Monica
  03/18/17
Where to get good biz worthy polos? I have some awful lookin...
..,.,.,.,,,....,.,...
  08/21/13
I know someone that wears black jeans and tennis shoes. I...
'"""""
  08/21/13
you think people notice?
..,.,.,.,,,....,.,...
  08/21/13
Same pants everyday is objectively prole.
.......,.............;.;;;...;..;
  08/21/13
yeah that's disgusting too
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  08/21/13
LOL @ a literal land beast criticizing a thinmo for being di...
'"""""
  03/18/17
black jeans are 180
ah
  03/18/17
Nerdy jewish senior associate that always needs a haircut. ...
.......,.............;.;;;...;..;
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how have you not started a thread about this delightful spec...
Horny killers from Syria welcomed at LAX by ur gf
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Punctuation Monica
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Poa$tradamus
  03/18/17
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@#$%^&*&^%$#@!
  03/18/17
This guy's BAWSE
Think Like a Lawyer
  08/21/13
cr
Cory Booker\'s Imaginary Friends Club
  08/22/13
I enjoyed reading this, tyft
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Buck "The Club" Paulette
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Punctuation Monica
  03/18/17
bpitt
Shitty Mario jumping for coins
  08/22/13
He sounds, um, 180. He's like the suave big brother of that...
qed
  08/22/13
"Aren't iPods crazy?"
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  08/22/13
cr
mi5
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...
zhe
  03/18/17
Aspie Alpha ADA
A$AP Donald
  03/19/17
179.99
Military Cooze
  08/22/13
Sounds alpha as fuck
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  08/22/13
id like this guy
xt
  08/22/13
What's his moniker?
Vicar in a Tutu
  08/22/13
DBG
donny
  03/18/17
lol he wishes
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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The Meanest Le Pen
  03/18/17
i like this bro
spaceporn2525
  08/22/13
180
50% Complete (visual learner)
  08/22/13
He's going to run that place one day.
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Punctuation Monica
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pepito
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yny
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pethereum
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Poa$tradamus
  03/18/17
Haven't posted in months, but came here to say this dude sou...
Applepie
  03/18/17
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* .
  03/18/17
I thought suits were mandatory for law firms.
honiara
  03/18/17
180
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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...
scp
  03/19/17
how many suits should i own? do i need 5 separate ones? i...
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  08/21/13
How often do you wear suits? If you are a lawyer, bare mi...
.......,.............;.;;;...;..;
  08/21/13
assume i wear suits 4x per week and trousers and a polo/butt...
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  08/21/13
In that case I'd go with three as a minimum. Standard navy,...
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every day thx for the tip oh and is there a certain cu...
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  08/21/13
Slim is acceptable right now if you want to be a little more...
.......,.............;.;;;...;..;
  08/22/13
You can't mix and match different suit trousers and coats. ...
twentynine
  03/18/17
What he should do is just buy mumus because he's a fat fuck
'"""""
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I wore the same pair of pants every day as a summer associat...
Mainlining the secret truth of the universe
  08/21/13
ew
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  08/21/13
Disgusting
OberTRUMPENfuerhur
  03/18/17
nice butt? poast pics
Punctuation Monica
  03/19/17
Some guys dress like total hipsters. It's pretty fucking of...
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link to example
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idk man, I did an image search for business casual hipster. ...
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  08/22/13
how odd will I look if I wear a black suit during the day?
Shitty Mario jumping for coins
  08/22/13
When you're in the elevator, people will assume it's your jo...
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When you're standing at the front of your building, people w...
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When you're in the bathroom, other dudes will reach out towa...
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I wore sneakers probably 60% of the days during my nearly 10...
thAC0
  08/22/13
Jeans and golf shirts, Jos A. Bank suits that stick out like...
qed
  08/22/13
Jew?
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Female attorney in her late-40s / early-50s. She had a kick...
Yeah, but on the smaller side of horsecock...
  08/22/13
sounds hot
Fratty
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* .
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are you a muslim or something? your definition of slutty is ...
lying faggot
  03/18/17
How's the whitehouse, bro?
Buschhhhhhhhh
  03/19/17
My personal theory is that there's a big correlation between...
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obvs its just funny tho i think its a soft plus to be dre...
Stuffed crust pizza
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managing partner only rocks wu wear or gunner gear to the of...
kil
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guy who wears unbuttoned shirt with crew neck t shirt showin...
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Oof that's me today.
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Not a law firm, but I used to work with this dumb chick who ...
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bloodacre
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edit: wtf, er oops
xt
  08/22/13
maybe :(
bloodacre
  08/22/13
shit, sorry man lol
xt
  08/22/13
Brilliant but totally abrassive obese texan partner who wear...
Judas Jones
  08/22/13
hey cotton dockers aren't the worst thing, right?
xt
  08/22/13
Like his shirts, they're always rumpled too, and never have ...
Judas Jones
  08/22/13
sounds like a BAWSE to me
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/18/17
Do people still actually iron clothes in 2013?
Life Is Difficult
  08/22/13
i have a steamer. it = 180.
bloodacre
  08/22/13
obese gentleman who wears those shitty colored dress shirts ...
Cassius King
  08/22/13
Brown, squads, handles loose, clothes hanging out
Belisarius6356
  03/18/17
One of my partners wears mom jeans and tshirts. He's probab...
Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster
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I once billed 300 hours a month 3 months in a row and the la...
LongTimeLurker1stTimePoaster
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OP was Vince Gilligan doing research for artsy long-shots on...
Cuntman
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
  03/19/17
Jude
OberTRUMPENfuerhur
  03/18/17
my bawse (he wears nothing as he plows me righteously)
lying faggot
  03/18/17
Theres a guy who wears the most beat up loafers I ever imagi...
scp
  03/19/17


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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,,,....,.,...

What is it about him that's sloppy? Same old pair of shoes every day? Same suit recycled? Always wearing unironed shirts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908137)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Drunkard (Bomber Harris)

I am particularly bad about 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908146)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: .,,...,..,.,.,..,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,.,


who notices a person's shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909012)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 6:33 AM
Author: der_riese

or another man's clothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910218)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: zhe (dj trump on the 1s & 2s, easy d on the mic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32861987)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Punctuation Monica

homos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862343)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: '"""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863155)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:22 AM
Author: The Shadow of the Diaperer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864667)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: lying faggot

nonfaggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863362)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Shitty jeans and shittier, un-tucked polos that look like they are 10 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908153)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: Brian Peppers' Lonely Hearts Club Band

Jeans and untucked polos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908169)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Did I stutter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908177)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Punctuation Monica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862345)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:16 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,,,....,.,...

Where to get good biz worthy polos? I have some awful looking ones too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908213)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:15 PM
Author: '"""""


I know someone that wears black jeans and tennis shoes.

I'm probably second: wear same pants and shoes and rotate same 2-3 shrits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908663)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:20 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,,,....,.,...

you think people notice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908689)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: .......,.............;.;;;...;..;


Same pants everyday is objectively prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908782)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

yeah that's disgusting too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908802)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: '"""""


LOL @ a literal land beast criticizing a thinmo for being disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863162)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: ah

black jeans are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32861955)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: .......,.............;.;;;...;..;


Nerdy jewish senior associate that always needs a haircut.

He often wears khakis that look like they are 3-4 sizes too big. Its not only that they are bunched and weird looking at the top, but also the leg openings are just gigantic. It reminds me of the old 90s jnco jeans.

He pairs the khakis with the shittiest of shitty polo shirts. They are faded cotton and have completely dated prints. To pull it all together, he wears some retarded looking brown leather shoes with thick rubber soles that almost certainly came from Wal-Mart.

The weirdest part? This guy is a COMPLETE food and drink snob. He fucking loves going to the most expensive places, and he does outrageous shit when hes there. For example, if he likes an appetizer, he'll just keep ordering more rounds of the same appetizer - and not just 1 or 2 more plates. He'll easily order 4-5 plates of the same exact thing - regardless of what point in the meal everyone is at. If the waiter isn't there to instantly bring him another, he'll flag down a busboy and motion for another plate. (Hes not fat either).

He also likes to order exotic shots during SA lunches. Not sleezy club kamakaze type shots, but shit like some rare South American rum. Keep in mind, he does all of this while dressed like a middle aged man with down syndrome - bunched up khakis pulled up to his belly button, mismatched belt, etc.

He is a really smart guy but clearly has at least a moderate case of aspergers. He is the epitome of the xo image of biglaw aspie jews. Oh, last weird thing. His wife came to the office once, and she seemed entirely normal and was seriously cute. I was completely flabbergasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908724)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: Horny killers from Syria welcomed at LAX by ur gf

how have you not started a thread about this delightful specimen before, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908813)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Punctuation Monica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862360)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Poa$tradamus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862621)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: @#$%^&*&^%$#@!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862828)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:49 PM
Author: Think Like a Lawyer

This guy's BAWSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908828)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:08 AM
Author: Cory Booker\'s Imaginary Friends Club

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908967)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: ........;,.,,,;.,,...;..;:;:.....:::::.;


I enjoyed reading this, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909133)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862322)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Punctuation Monica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862366)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: Shitty Mario jumping for coins (civprole)

bpitt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909142)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: qed

He sounds, um, 180. He's like the suave big brother of that amazing prosecutor bro that that dude posted about back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909237)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

"Aren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909726)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: mi5 (Pederastrian)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910650)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: zhe (dj trump on the 1s & 2s, easy d on the mic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32861999)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: A$AP Donald

Aspie Alpha ADA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864892)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 3:10 AM
Author: Military Cooze

179.99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909894)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Sounds alpha as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910354)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: xt

id like this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910640)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Vicar in a Tutu

What's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910646)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: donny (donny)

DBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862590)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: weird blob of shit from another dimension (that has telepathic powers)

lol he wishes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864670)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: The Meanest Le Pen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862603)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:18 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

i like this bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910660)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: 50% Complete (visual learner)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: ....,....,.,,,,...,,.,.,.,,,. ("practically all of it was consensual")


He's going to run that place one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910725)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Punctuation Monica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862368)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: pepito



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32861894)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: yny



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862548)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: pethereum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862575)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Poa$tradamus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862615)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Applepie

Haven't posted in months, but came here to say this dude sounds completely 180. I like dudes who don't give a fuck how they dress but know how to enjoy the finer things in life. Seriously who gives a fuck how a guy dresses. Fuckin fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863087)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: * .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863325)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: honiara

I thought suits were mandatory for law firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863415)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:25 AM
Author: weird blob of shit from another dimension (that has telepathic powers)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864669)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: scp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864883)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

how many suits should i own? do i need 5 separate ones?

i wish i could just have 1 nice jacket but i know that is likely not enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908800)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: .......,.............;.;;;...;..;


How often do you wear suits?

If you are a lawyer, bare minimum you should have two: a navy and a charcoal. Both without patterns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908817)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,,,....,.,...

assume i wear suits 4x per week and trousers and a polo/button down 1x per week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908837)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:06 AM
Author: .......,.............;.;;;...;..;


In that case I'd go with three as a minimum. Standard navy, charcoal, and then for the 3rd either a mid-grey or a navy with very light pin striping.

Aside from what is noticeable, having more suits to rotate will make them last longer. They'll stay fresh and look better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908952)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

every day

thx for the tip

oh and is there a certain cut for suit slacks that is in fashion in nyc right now? like is a slightly tighter fit more popular or is the slightly looser cut acceptable?

edit: also how acceptable is it to mix and match the jacket and slacks? in terms of color



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908882)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: .......,.............;.;;;...;..;


Slim is acceptable right now if you want to be a little more fashionable. The thing is, you are still a lawyer so don't get some nut hugging shit with thin lapels. If you can't figure out what would be acceptable or not - anything from Brooks Brothers would likely be OK. They have at least 4 lines now with different cuts.

The most important thing to do is get your suits tailored. I cannot emphasize this enough. They need to fit well, regardless of cut.

You don't really want to mix a traditional suit jacket with different color slacks. Keep your actual suits as one piece. If you want something slightly more casual, get a navy sports coat. This is a staple wardrobe item and can be paired with most any grey, charcoal, tan, brown pants, etc.

And I just want to say this once again - get your shit tailored. It makes a huge difference and is well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908939)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: twentynine (neither mute nor ful of bable)

You can't mix and match different suit trousers and coats.

What you can do if you order a tailored suit is get two pairs of pants because the pants always wear out long before the jacket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862602)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: '"""""


What he should do is just buy mumus because he's a fat fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863228)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: Mainlining the secret truth of the universe

I wore the same pair of pants every day as a summer associate. got an offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908834)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,,,....,.,...

ew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908839)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: OberTRUMPENfuerhur

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863356)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Punctuation Monica

nice butt?

poast pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864888)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: .,,..,,,.,::;,..::,,...,:,..,:,,..:.,:.::,.


Some guys dress like total hipsters. It's pretty fucking off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908845)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:52 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,,,....,.,...

link to example

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908855)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: .,,..,,,.,::;,..::,,...,:,..,:,,..:.,:.::,.


idk man, I did an image search for business casual hipster. basically they wear really tight, non-dress pants and hipstery looking casual button downs that often aren't tucked in. this one guy who works in another city but comes here a lot wears like painted on black jeans, sneakers, and full on plaid shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910571)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Shitty Mario jumping for coins (civprole)

how odd will I look if I wear a black suit during the day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909106)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:39 AM
Author: ¡

When you're in the elevator, people will assume it's your job to push the buttons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909201)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,,,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


When you're standing at the front of your building, people will assume it's your job to bring their car around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910807)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,......,,.


When you're in the bathroom, other dudes will reach out towards you for a hand towel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862605)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: thAC0

I wore sneakers probably 60% of the days during my nearly 10 years in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909169)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:42 AM
Author: qed

Jeans and golf shirts, Jos A. Bank suits that stick out like a sore thumb when he has a meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: ::::::::::::::::::_:::::::::;;::::::::;;;:


Jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910711)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:59 AM
Author: Yeah, but on the smaller side of horsecock... (But get a tissue first)

Female attorney in her late-40s / early-50s. She had a kickass body (blond, big tits, flat stomach, perfectly shaped hips...) and would dress like a slutty 16-year old girl, especially on casual dress days. Like super-tight fitted 7 jeans and a tight shirt.

But she had a face like the Cryptkeeper. It was super-tanned and more wrinkled than my nutsack. Lots of damage from the sun and had that long-time smoker look (though I'm not sure if she actually smoked).

The difference between her body and face were startling. For example, if you saw her from behind, bending over to get something out of file cabinet, you'd think you were looking at some slutty hot college girl's ass. It was so nice that you couldn't help but stare hard. The first time she turned around and I saw her face, I seriously must have had a look of sheer terror. I was still a little shocked every time that happened afterwards, even though I knew what to expect.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909361)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: Fratty

sounds hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909377)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: * .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863353)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: lying faggot

are you a muslim or something? your definition of slutty is oddly fundamental, almost religious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863399)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Buschhhhhhhhh

How's the whitehouse, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864882)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 7:50 AM
Author: |l||l|l||l|l|l||l|l||l|l||l||l|l||l|l|l||l|l|l| (proud belizian)


My personal theory is that there's a big correlation between associates that obsess over what people wear and associates who flame out after 2 years.

Nobody fucking cares what people wear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910254)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 8:01 AM
Author: Stuffed crust pizza

obvs its just funny

tho i think its a soft plus to be dressed sharp/prof, just avoid looking like shit. this can be done at jc penney tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910262)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 8:58 AM
Author: kil (ggtp)

managing partner only rocks wu wear or gunner gear to the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910335)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:09 AM
Author: ,.,,.,,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,.::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.;::,.


guy who wears unbuttoned shirt with crew neck t shirt showing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910361)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:29 AM


Oof that's me today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910430)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:22 AM
Author: ,.,...,,.,.,.,:,,:,..,:,:,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,...,,.,,. (You are not a loser! Everyone makes mistakes! I am also one!)


Not a law firm, but I used to work with this dumb chick who was about 30 and a receptionist and got sent home all the time for wearing short shorts. TBF, the office manager was a boomer bitch and probably just jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910407)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: bloodacre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910655)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: xt

edit: wtf, er oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910736)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: bloodacre

maybe :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: xt

shit, sorry man lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910744)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Brilliant but totally abrassive obese texan partner who wears rumpled button downs sloppily tucked into cotton dockers with rubber soled casual leather shoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910712)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: xt

hey cotton dockers aren't the worst thing, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910738)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Like his shirts, they're always rumpled too, and never have a front crease ironed in. I've never seen the dude in wool slacks, let alone a suit & tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910759)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

sounds like a BAWSE to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862685)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Life Is Difficult

Do people still actually iron clothes in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910740)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: bloodacre

i have a steamer. it = 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Cassius King

obese gentleman who wears those shitty colored dress shirts (like green, red, etc) that are about 12 sizes too small.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23914802)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Belisarius6356

Brown, squads, handles loose, clothes hanging out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862115)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster (Tax survivor)

One of my partners wears mom jeans and tshirts. He's probably worth $30 MM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862337)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: LongTimeLurker1stTimePoaster


I once billed 300 hours a month 3 months in a row and the last 2 weeks of that stretch I wore sweat pants and glared at anybody that said anything about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862383)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Cuntman

OP was Vince Gilligan doing research for artsy long-shots on Better Call Saul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862399)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: weird blob of shit from another dimension (that has telepathic powers)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864665)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: OberTRUMPENfuerhur

Jude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863307)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: lying faggot

my bawse (he wears nothing as he plows me righteously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863406)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: scp

Theres a guy who wears the most beat up loafers I ever imagined, like filed down to his big toe, and the soles are loose and flop around. He generally dressed like shit but these shoes were like homeless unemployed clown level.

But the funniest thing was catching him out on the street coming to work because he was wearing EVEN RATTIER shoes outside. Later that day I realized he was changing into the first pair when he got to work. Those were HIS GOOD SHOES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864886)