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Describe the sloppiest dresser at your law firm.

What is it about him that's sloppy? Same old pair of shoes e...
Sable disrespectful theater chad
  08/21/13
I am particularly bad about 3.
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  08/21/13
who notices a person's shoes?
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  08/22/13
or another man's clothing?
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Shitty jeans and shittier, un-tucked polos that look like th...
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  08/21/13
Jeans and untucked polos?
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  08/21/13
Did I stutter?
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Where to get good biz worthy polos? I have some awful lookin...
Sable disrespectful theater chad
  08/21/13
I know someone that wears black jeans and tennis shoes. I...
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  08/21/13
you think people notice?
Sable disrespectful theater chad
  08/21/13
Same pants everyday is objectively prole.
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yeah that's disgusting too
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black jeans are 180
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Whats wrong with black jeans and sneakers assuming casual dr...
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This guy's BAWSE
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I enjoyed reading this, tyft
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"Aren't iPods crazy?"
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What's his moniker?
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I thought suits were mandatory for law firms.
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how many suits should i own? do i need 5 separate ones? i...
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How often do you wear suits? If you are a lawyer, bare mi...
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assume i wear suits 4x per week and trousers and a polo/butt...
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  08/21/13
In that case I'd go with three as a minimum. Standard navy,...
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every day thx for the tip oh and is there a certain cu...
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You can't mix and match different suit trousers and coats. ...
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What he should do is just buy mumus because he's a fat fuck
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  08/21/13
Disgusting
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Some guys dress like total hipsters. It's pretty fucking of...
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idk man, I did an image search for business casual hipster. ...
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how odd will I look if I wear a black suit during the day?
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Jew?
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hey cotton dockers aren't the worst thing, right?
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Like his shirts, they're always rumpled too, and never have ...
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sounds like a BAWSE to me
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  03/18/17
Do people still actually iron clothes in 2013?
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  08/22/13
i have a steamer. it = 180.
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my bawse (he wears nothing as he plows me righteously)
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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Sable disrespectful theater chad

What is it about him that's sloppy? Same old pair of shoes every day? Same suit recycled? Always wearing unironed shirts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908137)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Ungodly location organic girlfriend

I am particularly bad about 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908146)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: Glittery Water Buffalo

who notices a person's shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909012)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 6:33 AM
Author: diverse sapphire sanctuary karate

or another man's clothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910218)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Greedy vibrant sneaky criminal



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Umber Knife Crackhouse

homos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862343)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: marvelous zippy corner therapy



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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:22 AM
Author: thriller crotch



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: violent cerise fortuitous meteor

nonfaggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863362)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Dull bossy cruise ship

Shitty jeans and shittier, un-tucked polos that look like they are 10 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908153)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:10 PM
Author: Titillating Internet-worthy Institution

Jeans and untucked polos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908169)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Dull bossy cruise ship

Did I stutter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908177)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Umber Knife Crackhouse



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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:16 PM
Author: Sable disrespectful theater chad

Where to get good biz worthy polos? I have some awful looking ones too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908213)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:15 PM
Author: marvelous zippy corner therapy

I know someone that wears black jeans and tennis shoes.

I'm probably second: wear same pants and shoes and rotate same 2-3 shrits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908663)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:20 PM
Author: Sable disrespectful theater chad

you think people notice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908689)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: massive roast beef

Same pants everyday is objectively prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908782)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: razzle stag film stain

yeah that's disgusting too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908802)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: marvelous zippy corner therapy

LOL @ a literal land beast criticizing a thinmo for being disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863162)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: motley snowy idiot

black jeans are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32861955)



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Date: May 25th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: contagious insecure circlehead

Whats wrong with black jeans and sneakers assuming casual dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#33394653)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: massive roast beef

Nerdy jewish senior associate that always needs a haircut.

He often wears khakis that look like they are 3-4 sizes too big. Its not only that they are bunched and weird looking at the top, but also the leg openings are just gigantic. It reminds me of the old 90s jnco jeans.

He pairs the khakis with the shittiest of shitty polo shirts. They are faded cotton and have completely dated prints. To pull it all together, he wears some retarded looking brown leather shoes with thick rubber soles that almost certainly came from Wal-Mart.

The weirdest part? This guy is a COMPLETE food and drink snob. He fucking loves going to the most expensive places, and he does outrageous shit when hes there. For example, if he likes an appetizer, he'll just keep ordering more rounds of the same appetizer - and not just 1 or 2 more plates. He'll easily order 4-5 plates of the same exact thing - regardless of what point in the meal everyone is at. If the waiter isn't there to instantly bring him another, he'll flag down a busboy and motion for another plate. (Hes not fat either).

He also likes to order exotic shots during SA lunches. Not sleezy club kamakaze type shots, but shit like some rare South American rum. Keep in mind, he does all of this while dressed like a middle aged man with down syndrome - bunched up khakis pulled up to his belly button, mismatched belt, etc.

He is a really smart guy but clearly has at least a moderate case of aspergers. He is the epitome of the xo image of biglaw aspie jews. Oh, last weird thing. His wife came to the office once, and she seemed entirely normal and was seriously cute. I was completely flabbergasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908724)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: floppy range gay wizard

how have you not started a thread about this delightful specimen before, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908813)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Umber Knife Crackhouse



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: abnormal selfie temple



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Date: March 18th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Erotic Idiotic Church Building



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Date: May 25th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency Kitchen



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:49 PM
Author: Crusty frozen goal in life

This guy's BAWSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908828)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:08 AM
Author: pearl office

cr

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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: Cowardly national

I enjoyed reading this, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909133)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: shaky meetinghouse ceo



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Umber Knife Crackhouse



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: buff base

bpitt

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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling brunch

He sounds, um, 180. He's like the suave big brother of that amazing prosecutor bro that that dude posted about back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909237)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: razzle stag film stain

"Aren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909726)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: arrogant big dragon double fault

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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: Greedy vibrant sneaky criminal



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: anal beta pistol azn

Aspie Alpha ADA

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Date: August 22nd, 2013 3:10 AM
Author: Painfully honest milk

179.99

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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: shaky meetinghouse ceo

Sounds alpha as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910354)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: sick useless macaca school cafeteria

id like this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910640)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Territorial set headpube

What's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910646)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: appetizing deep pit trump supporter

DBG

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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: mint tank

lol he wishes

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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic soul-stirring trust fund preventive strike



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:18 AM
Author: gay area jew

i like this bro

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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: Irradiated vengeful senate generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: Iridescent tantric boiling water shitlib

He's going to run that place one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910725)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Umber Knife Crackhouse



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: metal center half-breed



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Doobsian school



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: Dun Resort Jap



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: abnormal selfie temple



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: bull headed locus

Haven't posted in months, but came here to say this dude sounds completely 180. I like dudes who don't give a fuck how they dress but know how to enjoy the finer things in life. Seriously who gives a fuck how a guy dresses. Fuckin fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863087)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Glassy cumskin



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: Hateful Amethyst Public Bath New Version

I thought suits were mandatory for law firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863415)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:25 AM
Author: mint tank

180

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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: provocative orchestra pit sandwich



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Date: May 25th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Ruddy Hall



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: razzle stag film stain

how many suits should i own? do i need 5 separate ones?

i wish i could just have 1 nice jacket but i know that is likely not enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908800)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: massive roast beef

How often do you wear suits?

If you are a lawyer, bare minimum you should have two: a navy and a charcoal. Both without patterns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908817)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: Sable disrespectful theater chad

assume i wear suits 4x per week and trousers and a polo/button down 1x per week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908837)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:06 AM
Author: massive roast beef

In that case I'd go with three as a minimum. Standard navy, charcoal, and then for the 3rd either a mid-grey or a navy with very light pin striping.

Aside from what is noticeable, having more suits to rotate will make them last longer. They'll stay fresh and look better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908952)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: razzle stag film stain

every day

thx for the tip

oh and is there a certain cut for suit slacks that is in fashion in nyc right now? like is a slightly tighter fit more popular or is the slightly looser cut acceptable?

edit: also how acceptable is it to mix and match the jacket and slacks? in terms of color



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908882)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: massive roast beef

Slim is acceptable right now if you want to be a little more fashionable. The thing is, you are still a lawyer so don't get some nut hugging shit with thin lapels. If you can't figure out what would be acceptable or not - anything from Brooks Brothers would likely be OK. They have at least 4 lines now with different cuts.

The most important thing to do is get your suits tailored. I cannot emphasize this enough. They need to fit well, regardless of cut.

You don't really want to mix a traditional suit jacket with different color slacks. Keep your actual suits as one piece. If you want something slightly more casual, get a navy sports coat. This is a staple wardrobe item and can be paired with most any grey, charcoal, tan, brown pants, etc.

And I just want to say this once again - get your shit tailored. It makes a huge difference and is well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908939)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Bearded poppy filthpig pisswyrm

You can't mix and match different suit trousers and coats.

What you can do if you order a tailored suit is get two pairs of pants because the pants always wear out long before the jacket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862602)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: marvelous zippy corner therapy

What he should do is just buy mumus because he's a fat fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863228)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: Fishy at-the-ready native

I wore the same pair of pants every day as a summer associate. got an offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908834)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: Sable disrespectful theater chad

ew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908839)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Pink exciting haunted graveyard

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863356)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Umber Knife Crackhouse

nice butt?

poast pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864888)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: Bearded internal respiration

Some guys dress like total hipsters. It's pretty fucking off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908845)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 11:52 PM
Author: Sable disrespectful theater chad

link to example

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908855)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Bearded internal respiration

idk man, I did an image search for business casual hipster. basically they wear really tight, non-dress pants and hipstery looking casual button downs that often aren't tucked in. this one guy who works in another city but comes here a lot wears like painted on black jeans, sneakers, and full on plaid shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910571)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: buff base

how odd will I look if I wear a black suit during the day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909106)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:39 AM
Author: Swollen emerald site volcanic crater

When you're in the elevator, people will assume it's your job to push the buttons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909201)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: Fragrant Skinny Woman Immigrant

When you're standing at the front of your building, people will assume it's your job to bring their car around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910807)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: disturbing bright dysfunction

When you're in the bathroom, other dudes will reach out towards you for a hand towel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862605)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home

I wore sneakers probably 60% of the days during my nearly 10 years in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909169)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling brunch

Jeans and golf shirts, Jos A. Bank suits that stick out like a sore thumb when he has a meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: big-titted abusive library partner

Jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910711)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 12:59 AM
Author: Sexy Gaping

Female attorney in her late-40s / early-50s. She had a kickass body (blond, big tits, flat stomach, perfectly shaped hips...) and would dress like a slutty 16-year old girl, especially on casual dress days. Like super-tight fitted 7 jeans and a tight shirt.

But she had a face like the Cryptkeeper. It was super-tanned and more wrinkled than my nutsack. Lots of damage from the sun and had that long-time smoker look (though I'm not sure if she actually smoked).

The difference between her body and face were startling. For example, if you saw her from behind, bending over to get something out of file cabinet, you'd think you were looking at some slutty hot college girl's ass. It was so nice that you couldn't help but stare hard. The first time she turned around and I saw her face, I seriously must have had a look of sheer terror. I was still a little shocked every time that happened afterwards, even though I knew what to expect.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909361)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: Excitant piazza yarmulke

sounds hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909377)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Glassy cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863353)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: violent cerise fortuitous meteor

are you a muslim or something? your definition of slutty is oddly fundamental, almost religious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863399)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: black state doctorate

How's the whitehouse, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864882)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 7:50 AM
Author: Odious judgmental sex offender chapel

My personal theory is that there's a big correlation between associates that obsess over what people wear and associates who flame out after 2 years.

Nobody fucking cares what people wear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910254)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 8:01 AM
Author: Racy indian lodge community account

obvs its just funny

tho i think its a soft plus to be dressed sharp/prof, just avoid looking like shit. this can be done at jc penney tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910262)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 8:58 AM
Author: saffron associate faggotry

managing partner only rocks wu wear or gunner gear to the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910335)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:09 AM
Author: blue comical church ape

guy who wears unbuttoned shirt with crew neck t shirt showing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910361)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: demanding shivering bawdyhouse

Oof that's me today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910430)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:22 AM
Author: lemon hell pervert

Not a law firm, but I used to work with this dumb chick who was about 30 and a receptionist and got sent home all the time for wearing short shorts. TBF, the office manager was a boomer bitch and probably just jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910407)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: boyish crystalline tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910655)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: sick useless macaca school cafeteria

edit: wtf, er oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910736)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: boyish crystalline tanning salon

maybe :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: sick useless macaca school cafeteria

shit, sorry man lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910744)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: primrose aggressive deer antler spot

Brilliant but totally abrassive obese texan partner who wears rumpled button downs sloppily tucked into cotton dockers with rubber soled casual leather shoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910712)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: sick useless macaca school cafeteria

hey cotton dockers aren't the worst thing, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910738)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: primrose aggressive deer antler spot

Like his shirts, they're always rumpled too, and never have a front crease ironed in. I've never seen the dude in wool slacks, let alone a suit & tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910759)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: shaky meetinghouse ceo

sounds like a BAWSE to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862685)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: violent trailer park boistinker

Do people still actually iron clothes in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910740)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: boyish crystalline tanning salon

i have a steamer. it = 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood business firm

obese gentleman who wears those shitty colored dress shirts (like green, red, etc) that are about 12 sizes too small.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23914802)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: magenta whorehouse windowlicker

Brown, squads, handles loose, clothes hanging out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862115)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Azure dilemma

One of my partners wears mom jeans and tshirts. He's probably worth $30 MM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862337)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: rusted address pocket flask

I once billed 300 hours a month 3 months in a row and the last 2 weeks of that stretch I wore sweat pants and glared at anybody that said anything about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862383)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

OP was Vince Gilligan doing research for artsy long-shots on Better Call Saul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862399)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: mint tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864665)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Pink exciting haunted graveyard

Jude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863307)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: violent cerise fortuitous meteor

my bawse (he wears nothing as he plows me righteously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32863406)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: provocative orchestra pit sandwich

Theres a guy who wears the most beat up loafers I ever imagined, like filed down to his big toe, and the soles are loose and flop around. He generally dressed like shit but these shoes were like homeless unemployed clown level.

But the funniest thing was catching him out on the street coming to work because he was wearing EVEN RATTIER shoes outside. Later that day I realized he was changing into the first pair when he got to work. Those were HIS GOOD SHOES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864886)



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Date: May 25th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: lime roommate

that's pretty amazing considering you work at a fashion house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#33394881)



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Date: May 25th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Vigorous elite foreskin

Disgusting obese smelly Jew senior associate who always managed to have a wrinkled shirt with mustard and other food stains, even before lunchtime ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#33394976)



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Date: May 25th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Charismatic parlor ladyboy

Everyone dresses like shit in california, especially socal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#33395014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 4:40 PM
Author: french transparent mad cow disease stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#45954999)