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IFNB Competitor Profile: John "Snake" Assombo

IFNB PRO JOHN "SNAKE" BRINGS RECORD COCK TO THE AF...
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I agree with the commentor, Snake is NOT just a big dick!
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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: Bistre set

IFNB PRO JOHN "SNAKE" BRINGS RECORD COCK TO THE AFRICA STAGE

Every fan of the IFNB knows the name: John "Snake" Assombo is one of the biggest-dicked pros currently on the naked bodybuilding competitive circuit. His incredible cock and self-assured arrogant demeanor has made him an exciting hero among IFNB devouts.

A lot of IFNB pros have cocks so enhanced they hang down to the knees. However, very few have dongs that hang BELOW their knee. Snake Assombo does – even while his dick is still soft!

When hard, his unbelievable cock reaches literally to his chin! That is one frightening piece of meat!

But it isn't just a showpiece! Unbelievably rigid when hard, Assombo shoots like the best of them, releasing 13 powerful streams of hot muscle cum in his best competitive outing.

Assombo raises the classic controversy among purists of the sport of naked bodybuilding. Many feel that the origins of the sport were about a balance of cock and muscle. Yet still, the ridiculously hung competitors more and more often rise to the top of the ranks. This is one of the oldest arguments in the IFNB: do judges show partial favoritism to bigger dicks more than they should?

Snake is very outspoken on the matter: "There is no question I have an amazing body," he told the IFNB Report in 2012, after turning pro in a controversial judgement. "But let's face it: manhood is about dick regardless of muscle. A bigger dick means you are a better man. Naked bodybuilding just seeks this out among the elite bodies of the world. I think big dick is judged fairly, and if I had my way it would count even more than it does in the scoring."

Radical words from a confident competitor! Snake only turned pro a year ago, and many say it was not a fair call but rather judges who were fascinated with his amazing, record-setting cock.

Either way, fans are ecstatic to see Snake at the contest. And regardless of how he places, it is always a bit of history to see one of the longest muscle cocks on the planet in full action!

SO YOU AGREE WITH SNAKE ASSOMBO THAT COCKS SHOULD BE WEIGHED MORE HEAVILY IN THE SCORING?

POST YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE COCK VERSUS FULL-PACKAGE CONTROVERSY BELOW!

Anonyme6 février 2013 14:13

Dear Editor: This write-up is a little unfair. I have seen Snake Assombo compete three times – including when he got his pro card. This bodybuilder is NOT just a giant cock - he has an INCREDIBLE physique and poses VERY well. He gets a lot of flack because he brags about his unreal cock - but wouldn't YOU brag too? I am a HUGE fan of Snake and hope he does well at the Africas!

http://ifnb.blogspot.com/2013/02/pro-pan-africa-6-competitor-profile.html

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Date: August 21st, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: erotic national faggotry

I agree with the commentor, Snake is NOT just a big dick!

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